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Old 2003-11-17, 07:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Viva La Bam


Definetly the funniest show on TV. The shit they do is outrageous.

Example:

Flipping a coin whether or not to order, and marry, a mail order bride.
Turning the house into a skatepark
Inviting 200 people to there house for a punk rock concert
Going to vegas and glueing all the furniture to the roof of there hotel
Popping Phil's tires and when he starts the car running out and jacking it up like a pit stop

Putting hydrolics on Phil's car.



Best show on MTV. Funniest on TV period. Good stuff
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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http://www.mtv.com/onair/viva_la_bam/

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Originally Posted by Episode1
Bam wants to get Phil angry. So in the middle of the night, Bam decides to install a fireman's pole in his room. Bam begins by creating a hole in floor with a chainsaw. The sound of the construction wakes April and Phil. Phil comes to Bam's room to see what's going on. Phil sees a big hole in the floor but he doesn't get angry.

Next, Bam takes a bunch of Phil's clothes and irons on a graphic of hamburgers on them. As Phil is getting dressed he notices all the hamburgers on his clothes. Phil wonders where the hamburgers came from, but doesn't get angry.

Next, in the middle of the night, Bam replaces Phil's toothpaste with ground meat. The next morning, Phil gets up and brushes his teeth. After a few brushes, Phil spits out the meat. Bam shows Phil the meat as he squeezes the toothpaste tube but, Phil doesn't get angry.

Next, Bam steals Phil's van and takes it to a junkyard. The van is crushed and demolished. The destroyed van is brought back to the house and placed in the driveway. Phil sees the van and says to Bam "What are you nuts? I loved that van. Phil is noticeably upset about the van. But before Phil can get angry, a brand new SUV rolls up in the driveway. Bam tells Phil that this is your new car. Phil is all smiles as he drives off in his brand new SUV.

Finally, Bam sends his parents on a trip to Atlantic City. April and Phil enjoy their time at the casinos but they can't help to wonder what Bam is up to. Meanwhile, back at the house, Bam is busy creating an indoor skatepark out of the kitchen, living room and dining room. He even invited legendary pro-skateboarders, Tony Hawk and Bucky Lasek to come and skate. April and Phil return from Atlantic City to a full skate session going on in their living room. April freaks out as Bam rides around on the ramp/living room.
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Can Phil go without food for an entire day? That�s what Bam wants to find out. Like it or not, Phil�s going on a starvation diet. For 24 hours, Bam has instilled his family, friends, and heck, the whole town with one simple message: Don�t Feed Phil.

It�s a tough day, but Phil comes through in the end, logging 24 food free hours. And to celebrate his father�s fast, Bam hosts a rock concert in his living room
Originally Posted by Episode3
Bam wants to do something special for the family reunion. So he decides to build a drawbridge and a moat to replace the front door. But where will the big family dinner take place? Bam and his crew erect a walled area in the form of a castle in the front yard. The guests arrive but there is no food. Finally the food arrives, with Bam's crew dressed in medieval armor. To top it all, Compton Ass Terry makes his entrance riding a top an elephant. Soon after, Bam's Grandmother leaves the party claiming "this whole family is crazy!"
Originally Posted by Episode4
t's two days before Phil and April's wedding anniversary. Bam wants to do something special for them, so he decides to take them to Las Vegas. But Bam wants to make the trip really special. So Bam goes on a website and orders a bride from Russia for Raab. Raab agrees to marry the mail-order bride from Russia, during their stay in Las Vegas.

Upon arrival, Bam helps Raab pick out a tuxedo for the wedding. Raab picks up a very pimped out white tuxedo with a black fedora hat. Later, Bam and his crew do everything they can to soil the new tux, including dragging Raab through the dirt and through an oil-slicked parking lot. The day of the wedding arrives and it's time for Phil and Don Vito to get a make over. Phil gets made up like his idol, Elvis Presley. Meanwhile, Don Vito unknowingly gets his hair dyed the color blue.

On the day of the wedding, Phil makes a grand entrance dressed as Elvis. Raab shows up with his extremely dirty tuxedo. The ceremony begins but, soon after Don Vito tries to interrupt the wedding. Bam and Ryan quickly drag Don Vito back to the side. The wedding ceremony completes without further interruption. Phil and April renewed their wedding vows and Raab is married to his new Russian bride. Afterwards, the wedding guests go back to the hotel to celebrate. A food fight with the wedding cake breaks out. In the end, everyone is covered with cake.

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Old 2003-11-17, 07:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I's funny as hell...

But I gotta wonder who pays for all that stuff?

I really do wonder if Bam got rich from his Jackass days or something?
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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MTV Pays for it. I think he said in an interview he has a $50,000 budget per episode
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
MTV Pays for it. I think he said in an interview he has a $50,000 budget per episode
And all the while, African children are starving so that we can watch Bam turn a house into a skate park.
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Wtf Aztec? I wouldn't expect you to play that stupid of a card. It's fucking MTV, it's an entertainment show. Don't hijack my thread.
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Whoa. Erm...sorry.

But I still stand behind my views.
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Whoa. Erm...sorry.

But I still stand behind my views.

How much did the computer you're on cost?
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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All further discussion is to continue via PM. Let's get the thread back on track.
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Old 2003-11-17, 07:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Edit: Make a thread in Pol Debate. I wan't in on this one Aztec

BACK TO VIVA LA BAM!
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Old 2003-11-17, 08:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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He's got a budget plus I'm sure he's got a lot o cash from bein a pro skater.
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Old 2003-11-17, 08:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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You can get these off of Suprnova
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Old 2003-11-17, 09:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Sounds alot like like CKY and Jackass...










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Old 2003-11-17, 09:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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it is but Viva La Bam is so much better
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