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EineBeBoP
2003-06-11, 12:23 PM
Facial-mungus fun with rising sons

It could only happen in Japan. Yes the land of the rising sun has once more demonstrated its inventiveness, imagination and famed artistry in coming up with a new and exciting new concept, by marrying traditional karaoke and modern bukkake in a truly breath taking blend of skill and balance.

Bukkakeoke has combined the popular arts of karaoke with bukkake and the chance to win big cash prizes into what many believe will be the ultimate in popular television entertainment after the 9pm watershed.




Devised by Kenji Akinabono the man who put the viciousness in to Japanese quiz shows such as Ouchi, Fracturo and Prease Stop, so beloved at home and abroad, the hit show Battling Bukkakeoke Babes has risen to the top of the ratings in just three short months, ousting Pig Fucking Fanatics which has consistently garnered the most press attention for the past three seasons.

"It�s a simple concept that combines seemingly contradictory concepts in a show that at once entertains and provokes a reaction. In fact, the much vaunted sword and chrysanthemum parallel, which is often used to describe Japanese culture, accurately captures what is unpleasant with that which is exciting," Akinabono told our FLog-On reporter.

Like all great television ideas, such as The News or Survivor, simplicity is the key to understanding the show�s unfettered success. In Bukkakeoke contestants compete for the chance to win a car, cash or the grand prize of a 500 square foot apartment in Tokyo�s swanky Rupongi district, worth an estimated Y450,000,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, a tidy sum for anyone, but especially now that Tokyo has been partially destroyed by a recent battle between Meka-zilla and Muffra.

Those competing for the prizes must pass through a series of progressively more difficult rounds which tax their brains and muscles in equal proportion. Contestants then get the chance to defend their titles on the next week�s show, with the opportunity to win ever bigger and more extravagant prizes that won�t even fit in their apartments, or bow out with the winnings they have accumulated.

"By degrading our contestants we actually liberate them from the constraints placed upon them by society at large which require us all to conform to the system, joining a company for life, commuting up to four hours everyday and repaying a mortgage for 25 years," Akinabona continued. "By making people realize the price they pay in cum guzzling humiliation we in fact free them from material objects and re-inventualize them as a more rounded individualizated individual," continued the Berkeley educated Akinabona.

'' Outwit, out play and out guzzle was my motto ''

The game starts easily enough with six ladies taking it in turns to sing one song in front of the studio audience, applause from the audience is measured on a "clap-o-meter" and the race is off.

In round two the girls have to tackle the assault course, running the gauntlet between specially selected male members of the public who have to try and spatter the contestants with as much cum as they can from raised walkways above the course.

Round three is general knowledge and it�s here that brains are pumped to the limit.

Round four is evening wear, with the young ladies walking around the studio in lovely designer dresses, made especially for each show by Kenjii Cumabloblo, the lovely dress designer.

Then it�s another physical round with the girls pitted against a series of bucket wielding opponents in great big sumo suits. The girls have the disadvantage in that they�re tied down, spread eagle, but they show their spunk as their tiny little bodies strain against the biting restraints, in a vain attempt to beat off their attackers.

By this stage the field has been whittled down to the final four who go head-to-head in the last two rounds, the feared Dry-Clean-Only, wherein the girls have to try and stop as much cum as then can from being shot past them into a big vat, where it is collected and measured.

The two girls who have blocked the most man fat go through to the final round, the all you can drink buffet, a round that probably couldn�t have come from any one else�s mind than Akinabona. Long rumoured to be involved with the Yakuza and shady right wing politicians who insist Japan didn�t do anything more than speak roughly to its neighbours during its colonial period, Akinabona has managed to sign an exclusive cum-collection system from Tokyo�s three main prisons and the 26,700 men incarcerated for various evil crimes.

Each week over three gallons of jism is squeezed out of Japanese cons and delivered by refrigerated truck, with armed police escort and motorcycle outriders to the NKK Studios for the big flow down. Once at the studio the rope is divided between the two finalists and the girl who can choke down the most in three minutes is the winner.

Mimi Tapyaki winner of the last "Splatter Royale" said "I was lucky, my opponent, who played with honour and spirit, had eaten before the show and I�d only had milk to line my stomach. Outwit, out play and out guzzle was my motto."

The series has had some negative press a scandal nearly erupted when it was revealed cum in the third show was in fact horse semen, with a result that only the live studio saw that episode and it was never aired, although underground tapes of this show are readily available over the internet.

Controversy is likely to surround Battling Bukkakeoke Babes for some time, however we feel the show will run and run and run, with Outback a Gay Bukkakeoke show is planned for the autumn. Whatever the outcome it is unlikely the furour is going to die down soon.

Contact your cable operator for details � now, or satisfy your raging curiosity with a film or two, available at all good stockists today.


:jawdrop:


I'm scared... :scared:

Doobz
2003-06-11, 12:25 PM
OH MY GOD

i'm laughing way too hard, ice cream just shot out my nose

Khronos
2003-06-11, 12:27 PM
:sick:
....im speechless...

Doobz
2003-06-11, 12:27 PM
that is THE funniest thing i've ever read

period

ho
2003-06-11, 12:32 PM
wow.......:eek:

Onizuka
2003-06-11, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by EineBeBoP cum guzzling humiliation



running the gauntlet between specially selected male members of the public who have to try and spatter the contestants with as much cum as they can from raised walkways above the course.


wherein the girls have to try and stop as much cum as then can from being shot past them into a big vat, where it is collected and measured.


Akinabona has managed to sign an exclusive cum-collection system from Tokyo�s three main prisons and the 26,700 men incarcerated for various evil crimes.


Each week over three gallons of jism is squeezed out of Japanese cons and delivered by refrigerated truck,


The series has had some negative press a scandal nearly erupted when it was revealed cum in the third show was in fact horse semen,

............

OneManArmy
2003-06-11, 12:53 PM
you have too much free time on your hands....and on your face..and on your.... :bouncy:

OutlawGummy
2003-06-11, 01:27 PM
I think the japanese government has actually cracked down on some of the more sadistic game shows in the last couple of years. This one doesn't really sound real.

You know, I was watching one game show (can't remember if it was japanese or european - who have some weird game shows to) where it was basically a quiz format with the contestant answering questions. The twist was, the contestants car was right there in the studio under one of those car smashers. If they lost.....CRUNCH! :D

r3d
2003-06-11, 02:22 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD ::PUKES ALL OVER::

Ryuuji
2003-06-11, 02:44 PM
Please excuse me while I puke up my hamburger................... Ok im back that was messy

justmust
2003-06-11, 02:57 PM
:sick: ewww, thats just nasty

Strygun
2003-06-11, 03:56 PM
:sick:

is this for real?

snowwolfe
2003-06-11, 04:03 PM
That is extremely nasty :sick:

Violator
2003-06-11, 04:09 PM
thats just sickening those japanese ppl have such dirty minds.
:ugh:

Prowler
2003-06-11, 04:19 PM
Ummmmmmmmm.........

Yuyi
2003-06-11, 04:47 PM
Yummy!


































Lol j/k

TekDragon
2003-06-11, 05:31 PM
If you had asked somoene 30 years ago if they thought japanese culture would shift towards stuff like this.. you would get a loud "hell no!".

Personally i blame the US and Hollywood.

Prowler
2003-06-11, 05:40 PM
It's the drug guy. lol :cool:

TekDragon
2003-06-11, 05:50 PM
It's the drug guy. lol

Do you have a personal contest with yourself every time you post to try to think up something less intellegent and less on-topic than the last time?

Youve already reached the limits of off-topic posting a long time ago, so i guess now your making up for it by testing the limits of your own stupidity each time you post.

Heres a cookie.

Onizuka
2003-06-11, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by TekDragon
Do you have a personal contest with yourself every time you post to try to think up something less intellegent and less on-topic than the last time?

Youve already reached the limits of off-topic posting a long time ago, so i guess now your making up for it by testing the limits of your own stupidity each time you post.

Heres a cookie.

what huh *shakes head* whatever you say never makes sense!

Prowler
2003-06-11, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Onizuka
what huh *shakes head* whatever you say never makes sense!

That would be because he is high and/or an ass. :rolleyes:

TekDragon
2003-06-11, 06:51 PM
Whatever children. If it makes you feel good to go onto random threads and flame me, more power too you.

I think most of the PSU community would prefer people like you just grew the fuck up.

Most people dont like going onto a thread and seeing 20 posts on the topic and then suddenly some ass hole comes on and flames the previous poster for no reason.

Prowler do I honestly mean so much to you that you insist on stalking me? Or are you just trying to up your post count and this is the most intellegent way you can think of doing it?

And Onizuka, i see you making references about me in threads i havent even posted on and the topics arent even about me. Get a life man, i shodn't be that important to you.

Squeeky
2003-06-11, 06:59 PM
How sick.

Onizuka
2003-06-11, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by TekDragon
Whatever children.

this statement shows a clear point has been made and/or you are insecure and/or hurt because of the things prowler and i have said and if this is true i apologize.

This statement though shockes me tek, as you have remained bitterely resentfull, this statement confronts that in a way that truely shows how insecure you are.

1024
2003-06-11, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by -ho-
wow.......:eek:

Hamma
2003-06-11, 07:40 PM
This will help some of you:
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=ignore&userid=3700

He hasnt violated any rules. So you may as well add him to your ignore list if you really dislike him that much :p

Squeeky
2003-06-11, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
This will help some of you:
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=ignore&userid=3700

He hasnt violated any rules. So you may as well add him to your ignore list if you really dislike him that much :p

God bless you.

TekDragon
2003-06-11, 08:06 PM
Thanks Hamma :) Maybe now i can post my opinions without have a flock of stalking, whining children descend upon me like liberals on Bush.

Sputty
2003-06-11, 08:22 PM
WTF is with the japanese?... No wonder, from the same people that made Anime.

krayons
2003-06-11, 10:19 PM
wtf? is true if so link 4 proof

Sando138
2003-06-11, 10:44 PM
use this link to see more japanese phr33kiness, this one is REAL.

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10065

ZionsFire
2003-06-11, 10:46 PM
:sick: BRALALAW UHHHH EWWWWW BRALALAW:sick: MAN FAT!
OMG..........:sick:

Ryuuji
2003-06-12, 12:36 AM
Pukes again then feels the need to eat the vomit then to read that again

Onizuka
2003-06-12, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Ryuuji
Pukes again then feels the need to eat the vomit then to read that again

:huh:

OutlawGummy
2003-06-12, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by Ryuuji
Pukes again then feels the need to eat the vomit then to read that again

No no no, thats a DIFFERENT japanese gameshow you must be thinking of. From the sound of it, I'm guessing you were a contestant once? :lol: