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Hamma
2002-12-24, 01:11 AM
:rofl:

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Northeast/12/23/offbeat.overdue.books.ap/index.html

Arglaar
2002-12-24, 09:28 AM
"You don't let Winona Ryder steal thousands of dollars out of a department store," he said. "I'm not going to let anyone steal hundreds of dollars out of the town library."


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Powerflux
2002-12-24, 11:23 AM
:huh: :rofl: :huh: :rofl:

Nohimn
2002-12-24, 01:44 PM
I stole a book.... well kinda.... I took out a book using one of those self checkout machines and it didn't work, so I left. It's been *checks watch* 2 months and I still didn't get a notice... I'll return it when I get the notice.

Unregistered
2002-12-24, 02:05 PM
Is the libraian hot? See I have this dream where I'm returning this late book and the librian is hot and she says "Your going to have to pay for this." and then.....well....you know......
















she charged me $5 for the late book and lectured me on the importance of returning them on time. :(

�io
2002-12-24, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
Is the libraian hot? See I have this dream where I'm returning this late book and the librian is hot and she says "Your going to have to pay for this." and then.....well....you know......
















she charged me $5 for the late book and lectured me on the importance of returning them on time. :(


That ending was as disapointing as ...as ....well something really disapointing. :(

Hamma
2002-12-24, 03:58 PM
:lol:

MrVicchio
2002-12-24, 04:28 PM
I found a book on the school bus on the last day of school. It was all about "why its okay to be gay" I was going to return it the next school year, so I stashed it in my room. My step-mother found it and I had to spend quite a bit of time proving to my dad I wasn't gay... sigh....

FireFrenzy
2002-12-24, 04:40 PM
You know, i always thought if i was going to do something illegal, and skip town after, i'd go to both the video store and library and get as much as i possibly could :p. But it looks like they'd come after me :(

BLuE_ZeRO
2002-12-24, 05:30 PM
I checked out a book freshman year in highschool and sort of forgot about it. Senior year rolled around and a fine appeared on my fine list (wouldn't let me graduate if I didn't pay it). It was 60 something goddamn dollars. I was like wtf where did I get this fine from? Turns out they never stopped charging me for the damn thing. Libraries = evil! :mad: