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TekDragon
2003-06-13, 09:27 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,89171,00.html ( Linkage

And the text:

Fear, Loathing and Indigestion in Sharon, Pa.

Thursday, June 12, 2003
By Mike Hess


NEW YORK � Picture this scene: five grown men shaking, crying uncontrollably and sweating profusely. It's not a battle re-enactment from a war flick, but the aftermath of eating an order of Atomic wings from Quaker Steak & Lube.

That is, of course, after they signed medical waivers in order to eat said wings.

"I ... after being aware of the most extreme degree of heat ... am willing to hold harmless Best Wings USA Inc.," reads the waiver, noting that the undersigned is "giving up his/her right to recover for any acts involved with the ingestion of the above described food product."

"Your initial bite, you get the flavor and then it starts to get hotter," said Mike Colello, general manager of the Sharon, Pa., restaurant. "The burn starts to get worse, and that's when the customers start asking for the chocolate syrup."

The syrup helps quell the searing inferno in customers' mouths.

"Water makes it much, much worse," Colello advised.

Food's spiciness is generated by the amount of capsaicin an item contains, and is rated by the Scoville Heat Unit (search) scale, where a green bell pepper ranks 0 and a jalapeno pulls in around 3,000 units.

The sauce used on Atomic wings nets 150,000-300,000 Scoville units � 50 to 100 times hotter than a jalapeno (which are served with the wings "to cool down your palate") � depending on the batch of habanero peppers used in the sauce. Habaneros are the hottest pepper, containing the most capsaicin of any chili.

Like bungee jumpers and other risk-takers, there's a legion of spice freaks always searching for the ultimate extreme � or the spiciest concoction.

"The first thing people always ask is, 'What's the hottest stuff you've got,'" said Dave DeWitt, author of more than 30 spicy cookbooks and organizer of the National Fiery-Foods and BBQ expos, which hold hot sauce contests.

Eating something as jacked-up as the Atomic wings "triggers the release of endorphins to kill the pain," said DeWitt, who runs www.fiery-foods.com and is known as the "Pope of Peppers." He explained that those who opt to stomach such fire achieve something akin to "a runner's high."

Quaker Steak & Lube, established in 1974 in Sharon, Pa., is now a 13-strong chain and has earned its stripes as a top hot-wing restaurant. Equal parts eatery and mechanic shop, it serves inexpensive, casual grub and nearly every dish bears the name of something automotive, such as Edsel Pretzels and O-Rings Ontenna onion rings.

But it's the assortment of 16 wing sauces that separates Quaker Steak & Lube from other restaurants. Sauces like the award-winning Buckeye BBQ, Louisiana Lickers and Munchurian Madness meld a spicy kick with tangy flavors.

But for straight "Buffalo" style wings, there are rungs in the fire ladder: Mild, Medium, Hot, Suicide and the mouth-detonating Atomic.

Granted, the release form is as much a publicity stunt as it is a warning, as Colello joked, "It's definitely a fun thing, but they are hot to the point where we have to warn."

Despite the waiver, Quaker Steak & Lube said they're not aware of any customers being hospitalized. Medical research shows spicy foods have positive health effects, including aiding weight control and clearing nasal passages. On the downside, fiery foods can make heartburn worse, trigger hot flashes and increase the heart rate.

DeWitt said he's witnessed "fainting and spontaneous vomiting," from some of these sauces, and his prime health concerns lie in the consumer's "sensitivity issue and allergic reactions possibly causing anaphylactic shock," which induces dangerously low blood pressure.

As the protective-glove wearing server brought the order over, another staffer told a tale of an overwhelmed diner who ran outside and ate handfuls of snow after just one Atomic wing.

The misleading first bite is all marvelous flavor, but before you know it, the pins-and-needles style discomfort spreads like a brushfire. The sting continues to a scorching climax, and you begin to wonder if the chef mistakenly coated the wings in lava instead of edible sauce.

After nearly 10 minutes, the burn that once resided in your mouth heads south, nestling itself nicely as a wicked case of heartburn.

But after a few antacid tablets and an "Atomic Wings Survivor" bumper sticker, the only question remaining among the group was: "When can we come back?"

Squeeky
2003-06-13, 09:34 AM
I once ate a super duper hot pepper thing at a thai restaurant. It burned my mouth so bad, i passed out from being so overwhelmed by the spicyness.

TekDragon
2003-06-13, 10:34 AM
Was probably a cayenne pepper. Thats the main spice they use in curreys and vindaloos (the super curries).

Ever tried a halabanero peppers? They are the hottest peppers in the world. I can eat an entire plate of lamb vindaloo with loads of cayenne peppers (enough that most people break down in tears just from the smell) but i once put a TINY peice of halabenero pepper in my mouth and swallowed... i was dry heaving for like 2 minutes it was so damn hot.

Seriously though, spicy food does trigger endorphins, just like running does. It gives you a nice smooth "high" for a few hours. Eating spicy food regularly (like once or twice a week) also greatly increases your pain tolerance.

Ive noticed that nothing painful bothers me anymore. I can jam my toe and keep on going. I can barely even feel needles anymore. Last fight i got in i took a blow a heavy blow to the ribs and didnt even notice it till after it was all done with (a bruised rib sucks ass).

kerosene31
2003-06-13, 10:56 AM
*sigh* those aren't wings. Wings should be tasty and spicy, but not insanely spicy. I live 10 minutes from the best Buffalo wings in the world:

http://www.anchorbar.com/

Anyone wants to make a roadie and meet me, give he a yell :)

Khronos
2003-06-13, 11:14 AM
now im hungry.

xuur
2003-06-13, 11:20 AM
if you folks ever get the chance, try "Dave's Insanity Sauce"

increible flavor that is at the very furthest end of the "edible hot" scale. if adding it to a taco, use a toothpick, dont pour unless you've filled out your "notify next of kin" cards.

but these atomic wings sound like pure idiocy. I never understood why someone would do that to themselves.

I agree w/ kerosene31. those arent wings, they're a portable deathwish. I've been to anchorbar a years back while on a trip back east. they've got some pretty hot stuff of their own, but at least you dont have to sign a waiver to get 'em.

TekDragon
2003-06-13, 04:22 PM
"Dave's Insanity Sauce"

Never seen that before. Do i need to order it off the internet?

xuur
2003-06-13, 04:27 PM
I've seen it several places. gun shows, county fairs, even some "specialty" places catering to the insane food oriented person.

just do a search for it and I'll bet you'll find it. also in the article you posted there was a web address for a place that I'll bet will put you on the right track.

www.fiery-foods.com

but its called "Daves Insanity Sauce" and I beg you, use it sparingly. A fellow at my work dumped a bunch of it on some eggs during a company breakfast tryin to be a big shot.

he wasnt seen again for two days and came back with blisters inside his mouth. great stuff.

TekDragon
2003-06-13, 04:49 PM
he wasnt seen again for two days and came back with blisters inside his mouth. great stuff.

:eek:

I gotta get me some of that!

TekDragon
2003-06-13, 05:06 PM
Well I just ordered a bottle of the Insanity Sauce. I also found this recipe on Dave's website. Im thinking of trying it, but with 3lbs of beef and 10 tomatoes i think ill add a tablespoon of sauce instead of the 1/2 teaspoon he reccomended. That seems kinda skimpy.

ARIZONA DESERT CHILI

Servings: 6
Preparation Time: 1:15
Categories: Meats

2 tablespoons vegetable oil
3 garlic cloves, chopped
2 onions, chopped
1 green bell peppers, chopped
3 pounds beef
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground oregano
� teaspoon Total Insanity Sauce
10 tomatoes, peeled and chopped
1 can beer

* Have been chopped, not ground

Heat oil in a large heavy skillet. Add garlic, onions and green pepper. Saut� until soft, about 5 to 7 minutes.

Add beef and lightly brown on all surfaces. Drain off some of the fat if a lot has accumulated. Lean beef trimmed of all fat should not have an excess amount , however.

Add remaining ingredients and simmer for 1 hour or slightly longer. Put a cover on skillet during cooking time, and slightly tilt it so steam can escape. Check often and stir to prevent sticking. Skim off fat as it rises. Best if allowed to sit, tightly covered, for an hour after cooking is complete.

Serving ideas: Serve with cornbread or cheese biscuits.

Onizuka
2003-06-13, 05:18 PM
Well tek, looks like youve found a new way to get high. Have fun :D

xuur
2003-06-13, 06:07 PM
oh god Tek. if you go a full spoonful...well...

may you rest in peace with all those you kill with that chili.

I will say this, if you start cookin chili on a regular basis, you will become (as I did) an addict. cooking chili is an artform..and the artists never satiated. you will persue the perfect pot-o-red until your dying day.

which if you start using the Daves alot, wont be long.

;)

let us know how it turns out and what you think of the nuke juice.

TekDragon
2003-06-13, 06:15 PM
oh god Tek. if you go a full spoonful...well...

may you rest in peace with all those you kill with that chili.


:eek: On second thought maybe ill try it with a half teaspoon on my first batch. Not cause im pussy or anyhting, no. Just because.... ummm... i wunna make sure it tastes good and a full spoonfull my ruin the flavor. Yeah.

xuur
2003-06-13, 06:21 PM
feel free to wuss out on this stuff. true sh!t man...use caution.

I truly put some on a rolled taco with a toothpick (as recommended) and it was hot enough to scare a grown man raised on Jalapenos.

respect it and you're golden. abuse it..and you'll likely never know. MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA


*ahem*

ok.

Civilian
2003-06-13, 06:40 PM
Hooters has the best wings in the world.

The T&A is nice, but the wings are to die for.

NeoTassadar
2003-06-13, 08:18 PM
Insanity sauce is awesome. Made mostly from Habenaro (sp?). As xuur said, use a tootpick. Two-three drops spread over the length of a taco is more than half a bottle of tabasco. A few teaspoons will give a huge kcik to five gallons of salsa. I worked at a taco shop in Alaska, I know these things.

Doobz
2003-06-13, 08:27 PM
I worked at a taco shop in Alaska

:rofl:

shinken
2003-06-13, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by TekDragon
Was probably a cayenne pepper. Thats the main spice they use in curreys and vindaloos (the super curries).

Ever tried a halabanero peppers? They are the hottest peppers in the world. I can eat an entire plate of lamb vindaloo with loads of cayenne peppers (enough that most people break down in tears just from the smell) but i once put a TINY peice of halabenero pepper in my mouth and swallowed... i was dry heaving for like 2 minutes it was so damn hot.

Seriously though, spicy food does trigger endorphins, just like running does. It gives you a nice smooth "high" for a few hours. Eating spicy food regularly (like once or twice a week) also greatly increases your pain tolerance.

Ive noticed that nothing painful bothers me anymore. I can jam my toe and keep on going. I can barely even feel needles anymore. Last fight i got in i took a blow a heavy blow to the ribs and didnt even notice it till after it was all done with (a bruised rib sucks ass).

that probbably explains why i can run my head into doors without hurting myself, at school i'm known for my very hard head

TekDragon
2003-06-13, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by shinken
that probbably explains why i can run my head into doors without hurting myself, at school i'm known for my very hard head

Thats still probably not a very good thing to be doing :)

Insanity sauce is awesome. Made mostly from Habenaro (sp?). As xuur said, use a tootpick. Two-three drops spread over the length of a taco is more than half a bottle of tabasco. A few teaspoons will give a huge kcik to five gallons of salsa. I worked at a taco shop in Alaska, I know these things.

A half bottle of tobasco?! Jezuz... im gonna have a blast with this stuff. Theres an ass-hat at work ive been meaning to fuk with. This should do the trick.

Oh, and :rofl: @ Alaska taco shop.

NeoTassadar
2003-06-13, 09:45 PM
I'm actually serious about that one. I know it's funny, I laughed too when I first heard it. It's a little town called NakNek right next to King Salmon. The population is about 200 until summer. Then it's salmon season. Population goes up into 5000+ with people who are starving from being out on the ocean for a day. And this place is the ONLY fast food in a 350 mile radius. Good business in the summer.

ho
2003-06-13, 09:51 PM
there is a restaurant in my town...you have to sign a waver to eat the spicy spicy insanly spicy hot hot wings

Onizuka
2003-06-14, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Civilian
Hooters has the best wings in the world.

big hooters are even better

Sando138
2003-06-15, 11:11 AM
I live within driving distance of a Quaker Steak and Lube. Their wings are GREAT, but I am in all likelyhood never going to touch the Atomic wings. if anyone want's a bottle of the sauce, please send $15.55 to my address... and i have seen people sign the wavers and go home with their mouth aflame.