best mixed drink

[Zetre]

ok, i'm having some probs getting good mixed drink recipes. I have limited liquers right now, and limited things to mix them with. Anyway, just post your recs here, i'm interested

[Zetre]

oh common, you respond to a post about penis in the butt, but not about alcohol, booooo

[Lexington_Steele]

Burbon and water, on the rocks. (you don't want any foo foo fruity drinks, do you?)

[Zetre]

yeh dude, my tongue and stomach have not gotten used to the taste of booze yet, they roxors my boxors. I need something that doesnt taste like 100% death

[Mtx]

A flaming Dr. Pepper is a great drink but a blue motorcycle will put you on your ass faster.

Choose wisely grasshopper.

[Zetre]

recipe dude, recipe!!!

[Lexington_Steele]

Vodka, Kalua, Cream (or milk) = White russian.

[Zetre]

i did some vodka and milk. That was interesting, because it didn't taste like anything. It was bland, even more bland than our water

[OneManArmy]

24k nightmare

Ingredients:

1/2 oz Goldschlager
1/2 oz J�germeister
1/2 oz Rumple Minze
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum

Mixing instructions:

Add over ice,shake and pour.

[Zetre]

HAHAHA, i could drink jager straight, no prob

I actually think that stuff tastes pretty good straight. And keep in mind, i've been drinking like vodka, buron, and rum straight for the past 3 months now

[Lexington_Steele]

-Rum, Pinaple, and a splash of cranberry.
-Vodka, chambord, and cranberry.

Now of you wan a few more hardcore:
-Screaming Nazi: Jaegermeister, Goldshlager and rumple minze
-Liquid Cocaine: 151, Jaegermeist, Goldshlaeger
-Three wise men: Jose, Jack, Johnny
-Four horsemen: Jose, Jack, Johnny, Jim

[Jarlo]

Tequila Sunrise-
Tequila + OJ

Personally I like mixing whiskey with coke, sprite, or lemonaid.

[OutlawGummy]

You can try a toasted almond. Equal parts coffee liquor (e.g kahlua), amarreto, and milk or cream. About 2 oz each.

You can also use Kahlua to make a black russian, 1.5 oz vodka, 1 oz kahlua.

And then of course, there is the good old Long Island Iced Tea. Takes a few more ingrediants though.
1 part Vodka
1 part Tequila
1 part Rum
1 part Gin
1 part Triple sec
1 1/2 part Sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola


Hell, heres a website you can browse to find more.

http://www.webtender.com/

[Hamma]

http://www.webtender.com

:D

[Squeeky]

Mmm, sprite and coke is good.

Wait, this is alchohol thread.

*Sips milk*

[Sp3ctre]

Semen and Biscuit - Navy Special

[Doobz]

Mind Erasers - vodka, kalua, and soda water

drink it down fast with a straw

[Mtx]

Flaming Dr Pepper

-3/4 a short glass of beer

Then take one shotglass and fill it 3/4 with ameredo and 1/4 151.

Light the 151 on fire and drop it in the beer glass.

Then quickly drink.


The mixture makes it taste just like Dr Pepper.

Most bars wont let you light the 151 but Japanese steakhouses will.

[Doobz]

just grab shit in your pantry and liquor cabinet, throw it together and see what you get :D

[xuur]

Mexican Boilermaker


1 shot cuervo gold or 1800
1 bottle corona extra (serve chilled...duh)

shoot the shooter
chase w/ the chaser

rinse repeat until unable to repeat.

(have a friend/bartender/that ugly girl you tried to get lucky with)call a cab
barf in the cab
explain to wife why you stink
and why you owe a cabby $200.00


simple yes?

[Denali]

Woo Woo: In a 12 oz glass add 5 shots of peach schnapps, 1 shot of vodka, and fill the rest with cranberry juice. Yum. I hate fruity drinks, but this is niiice.

Colorado Bulldog: In a 12 oz glass fill half way with cold milk, add 3 shots of kahlua, 2 shots of vodka, and fill the rest of the way with pepsi. Tastes like chocolate milk on 'roids. Very good.

[Zetre]

whoo hoo, colorado, my home state
And squeeky, that's funny, but i hate sprite and coke, tastes like crap

[Sentrosi]

- Hard liquor (doesn't matter what kind)

- 1 large (at least 30 gallon) trash can

- Watermelon, melon, peaches and pears

- fruit juices (perhaps at max 15 gallons worth)


1) Slice the fruit up into edible slices

2) Pour the alcohol into the trash can

3) Pour the fruit juice into the trash can

4) Pour the sliced fruit inside

5) Cover and let sit for at least 12 hours

6) Open trash can and let the bikini tops fly off

[Denali]

Atta boy Sentrosi, way to bring back the Jungle Juice. This totally works to A) get you totally shitfaced and B) get those bikini's off. I recommend using 2 bottles of everclear and 2 1.75s of vodka.

[Navaron]

I'm pissed I haven't seen any "Bathtub" specials. Trashcan's a step in the right direction tho.

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Denali
Colorado Bulldog: In a 12 oz glass fill half way with cold milk, add 3 shots of kahlua, 2 shots of vodka, and fill the rest of the way with pepsi. Tastes like chocolate milk on 'roids. Very good.

Worst drink ever.

Have you ever mixed milk with cola? It separates. If you let your colorado bulldog sit for more than a minute or so it will become chunky.

[Lexington_Steele]

One of my favorites:

Irish Carbomb:
a shot that is half Baileys and half Jamison (this shot is called a belfast bomber). You take the shot and drop it into a pint of Guiness (shotglass and all). Then you chug the whole thing. (if you don't, the dring will separate like a colorado bulldog does so make it quick). It will go down easy (it tastes like cholcolate milk).

Be careful when ordering it though. In many states, submersable drinks (drinks where you drop the entire shotglass in) are illegal.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Doobz
Mind Erasers - vodka, kalua, and soda water

drink it down fast with a straw

Your 15, did you see your daddy drink that once? :lol:

[Navaron]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Your 15, did you see your daddy drink that once? :lol:

Go away Troll.

I had something with Banana Creme dMenthe that rocked hard once, but I sure as shit can't remember what it was.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Go away Troll.

I had something with Banana Creme dMenthe that rocked hard once, but I sure as shit can't remember what it was.

Nav, thanks for the pic you sent me.

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/campics2/asian%20tina.jpg

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Doobz
just grab shit in your pantry and liquor cabinet, throw it together and see what you get :D

thats the best way :)

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Onizuka
thats the best way :)
The best way to get sick. :sick:

[Hamma]

I had this drink called "Fucked up naked on the bathroom floor" once..

It was pretty good.

[TekDragon]

lol @ hamma

That website was great, thanks for the linkage. Got a few new ideas for my next party. Its always nice to have some variety over kegs, blunts, and vodka. Even if one of the girls gets nice enough to go inside and mix drinks it still aint the same.

Keep the personal favs and hardcore mixes rolling guys. Dont stop just cause some of the kids showed up.

The only thing i have to really contribute is jello shooters :) Those things roxored my ex GF at a party. Man.. that was some funny shit :)

[EDIT] After searching through the top 100 drinks (man, thats off the hook) I came upon an upper class drink i used to love.

White Russian
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
Light cream

[Zetre]

mmmmm, strawberry liquer and peach juice, mmmmmmmmm

[Doobz]

no, squeeks, *I* drank it

who here didn't drink when they were 15? hell, it's part of being a teenager, like getting your car when your 16, drinking and trying not to get caught is part of it

[Zetre]

HAHAHAHA, i can't belive that drinks with shotglasses are illigal in some states. That's ridiculous. We think we're free, but man
Anyway, i don't drink because of that, i do it because it's fun. You have a few drinks, sit back, and relax. Or play super monkey ball while drunk, that's a fucking blast. I really don't have to worry bout getting caught, my parrents would prolly be more angry about the money i waste than the actual fact that i'm drinking

[TekDragon]

Social drinking is very nice. Ive never held anything wrong with it.

Does anyone know some good drinks that are cool for social situations when your not trying to get drunk off your ass?

I know White Russian, Strawberry Daquiries(sp), Pina Coladas, and thats it!

Almost all the alcoholic beverages i know are either wines (for formal parties) and stuff like screwdrivers, blowjobs, and jello shooters.

I just want some names (and their recipies if you know them) of drinks youd want to do if you were just chillin and watch a movie with a girl or a small private party.

[Doobz]

well, i don't do it just for the "teenager" experience

i do it mostly because it's nice to get a buzz every once in a while, fun

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Hamma
I had this drink called "Fucked up naked on the bathroom floor" once..

It was pretty good.

Did your ass hurt in the morning? I heard Gayzer was with you that night. :o

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Doobz
no, squeeks, *I* drank it

who here didn't drink when they were 15? hell, it's part of being a teenager, like getting your car when your 16, drinking and trying not to get caught is part of it


Im 15 and i havent gone drinking, (tho ive gotten many invites)

.... :( i dont feel special anymore im 1 of thoes damned "good kids" i guess

[Mtx]

Good turns bad later in life.

[Ghost06]

couple shots of 151 and I'm done for the night :D

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Mtx
Good turns bad later in life.

well many overachievers go bad and life, they brake down, commit suicide or something like that. People that know what they should do and what they shouldnt..... well...... they are good

[TekDragon]

Ok, again. Id like to ask that the little children not take over the fukin thread AGAIN and let it stay on topic.

1. No one cares if you drank when you were 15. It doesnt make you more or less "hard" to any of us.
2. No one cares about good vs bad people or overacheivers commiting suicide. Stop spamming with useless shit. Oni, if you wunna bitch about your moral crap make your own thread, dont fuk with this one. None of us here give a shit if you think drinking, smoking, or chewing bubble gum turns you into a bad person.

The topic, in case some of you forgot, is Mixed fucking Drinks.

Now, to put it BACK on fucking topic:

Zetre (or anyone else), do you have any good social drinks that are cool for small, private, parties or intimate nights? I really enjoy white russians and ive always been partial to strawberry daqaries but is there anything else good?

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Ghost06
couple shots of 151 and I'm done for the night :D

I had a friend go into a drunken rage with that stuff. He was smiling and laughing one minute and the next he flipped out. It's something I never want to see again.

[Big Bro]

AMARETTO STONE SOUR
1 part Amaretto Cherry Liqueur
1 part Sour Mix (your choice of brand)
1 part Orange Juice (no pulp is best)

Mix ingredients, shake well. Serve with ice.

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by =NCG=Big Bro
AMARETTO STONE SOUR
1 part Amaretto Cherry Liqueur
1 part Sour Mix (your choice of brand)
1 part Orange Juice (no pulp is best)

Mix ingredients, shake well. Serve with ice.

That looks good! im writing it down, thanks!

[Robot]

i just drink water

oops

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Robot
i just drink water

oops

Nothin wrong with that. I drink maybe once a week and the only other liquid i put in me is water.

But i hear wine is actually very healthy for you... hmm..

[Robot]

Originally posted by TekDragon
But i hear wine is actually very healthy for you... hmm..

yeah, some alcohol can improve your body. a glass of champagne can supposedly help, as well as wine. (in moderation, of course. it's like eating chocolate.)

[Airlift]

Whatever you do, stay away from Wild Turkey

[Onizuka]

tek why are you so immature? i didnt do anything mean to you okay..... and again i am not a child.... no mentally and legally.

I cant say anything in a thread without you getting all over me. Then you get mad when i say something i believe in..... but thats all you ever do... say what you think is right. so immature

[TekDragon]

Oni ive stated my problem with you. I dont understand why you cant understand it. That post you just made was yet ANOTHER example of why i dont like your posting habits.

You, quite honestly, do NOT have the attention span or the intellegence to post on topic. Reading your posts is like listening to a girl with advanced ADD (attention defecit disorder).

It doesnt matter WHAT the topic is. It doesnt matter WHO is posting. The only thing that can be 100% assured is that when you post, it has nothing to do with the topic.

Here we were, in this thread, discussing mixed drinks. Then you come in and decide to start posting about:
well many overachievers go bad and life, they brake down, commit suicide or something like that. People that know what they should do and what they shouldnt..... well...... they are good
Who gives a flying fuck?! Your a little kid, first of all. You have no room to make judgements on broad issues such as that. Second of all, the topic was MIXED DRINKS

Then, after you decide to intelectually stimulate us with your godlike knowledge on human social behavior and psychology you pull your other middle school buddies into the thread where they can start bragging about who drinks more at the age of 15. Pardon me while i throw the fuk up.

I see you doing the same stupid shit all across the lounge and even into the PS discussion forum (where you run into threads, talking about pillow fights when the topic is stat counters).

Im getting sick of it. Your title proves my point. Youve been on these forums for like two weeks and your already higher rank than those who have been here for months.

Your a SPAMMER

Capice?

[EDIT] im sorry to anyone else who read this. Ive tried explaining this to Oni in PMs but he just messages me back crying about how i hurt his feelings and "why cant we just be friends"?

Oni, you dont get the hint. I dont want a friend. I just want to get a spammer and a petty flamer off my back.

PS: How come it was cool when you flamed me for an entire week and i never responded once. Then, when I start getting on you for being an immature brat, you start chokin up? You need to get a fukin life and stop crying to me over PM. And dont deny it, or ill forward it to anyone who wants it.

[Hamma]

Easy now, lets all chill, and have some mixed drinks together.

[TekDragon]

Thats what ive been trying to say.

*mixes Hamma a White Russian*

You ever had one of these? Its like... mmmmmm :)

BTW: Hamma you alluded that you was gonna get shitty drunk last weekend. Did you manage?

I got slightly plastered but still managed to get fuked over and out through the help of a quarter of kind (90 friggin dollars, but worth it) and a five pack of philly blunts :) Oh, and I never did score with that girl. She came back to my pad but she turned out to be a virgin :eek: We messed around and I got some.. but still not anything to brag about :(

[Onizuka]

omg tek you just flat out lied... youve never ever sent me a pm..... ever. I sent you one asking for my apologies but you didnt respond. Wooo you just lied big time. Guys hes never sent me a pm or anything hehe... btw: im not a child, and so far youve used 2 examples of how i post "off topic" im sorry tek but i can no longer continue to stand you. i tried to apologize and it didnt work srry :(

And you have never pmed me

[TekDragon]

omg tek you just flat out lied... youve never ever sent me a pm..... ever.

You know, i think your right. I never did bother to send you a PM.

You just decided to PM me a random message begging for me to stop hurting your feelings. Want me to post it here? It was pretty damn funny :)

Basically along the lines of "Wah, im sorry! I didnt mean to flame you so much! I promise ill stop! Please stop making me look like a little bitch in front of all my friends cause they are the only friends i got"

I could go on Oni.. but dont you think it would make more sence for you to just
1. Apologize for stalking me in a sincere manner
2. Stop spamming the forums
3. Get a life

??

[EDIT] check your PM box Oni

[Airlift]

Holy shit, this thread has hit the lowest level of posting hell. As punishment, I sentance you all to the maximum punishment allowable by law.


CLICK HERE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT, FORUM CRIMINALS (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm)

[Robot]

SEND THIS THREAD

TO CUBA

[Big Bro]

Originally posted by TekDragon
That looks good! im writing it down, thanks!

You're welcome...

And my suggestion on brand of Amaretto...

Amaretto di Saronno

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Robot
SEND THIS THREAD

TO CUBA

:hitit:

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by =NCG=Big Bro
You're welcome...

And my suggestion on brand of Amaretto...

Amaretto di Saronno

Sweet jesus! Man knows his drinks :)
Any other recomendations? Summer is here and now that im buying my own alcohol Id like to get into the game.

[Hamma]

I didnt get as drunk as I had planned unfortunatly

[Zetre]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and hey, let's all love each other in here. It's all good.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Zetre
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and hey, let's all love each other in here. It's all good.

yes it is but SOME people still dont get it. ooh id hit yeah