Derogatory Empire Names?

[Revolver]

Ok, I'd just like to know some of the names for the Empires that make fun of em. You know, like Barneys(VS) or Smurfs(NC). Here's what I know:

Smurfs
Barneys
Elmos
Nazis
Commies

[DarkAX]

We discussed this on some other PS forum and brought it down to Smurfs, Barneys and Noddies. Apparently because they *somehow* look like Noddy (the childrens character). Personally though I think the name is suitable because the TR look a lot like the Brotherhood of NOD in Command and Conquer :P.

[HawkEye]

smurfs isnt as bad as barney/s lolz. i have no prob with being called a smurf but if iwas a vs then that wuold be difffernt.

[JLeeAZN]

I dunno.. I can't think of any except for one, I shot down this really high ranked NC MAX down, and it was all yellow/gold.. it looked like a Homer Simpson!! Fat and yellow!

[1024]

Wow, i never though of the TR as a bunch of NOD soldiers....Man, C&C, those were the REALLY fun times. A calssic. I think C&C was like hte first really good gaem i ever picked up. A good game to start out with IMO.

[HawkEye]

lol NOD soldiers haha.

[Onizuka]

VS: Vanu Scum
TR: Terran Retards
NC: (fill in the blank if you can think of anything)

[HawkEye]

lol the i forgot the homer simpsons one is good also but i wouldn't mind being called that, homer is teh funny.


he is like an idol lolz. wtf am i saying.

[Ghost06]

Originally posted by Onizuka
VS: Vanu Scum
TR: Terran Retards
NC: (fill in the blank if you can think of anything)

The only one I could think of for NC is ... erhm... bad.

[Ghost06]

erhm *cough*, nipple cutters? :confused:

[Led]

Last I checked, smurfs were not gold :p

[Zenny]

Watch out, I got a sig in the making that will make gay barney not look gay compared to this purple thing!

[Hamma]

NOD owns.

/me swears allegiance to Kane

:brow:

[HawkEye]

nipple cutters WTF.:D

[Entra]

Hehe, I find nothing wrong with Smurfs. "Special Marines Under Rapid Fire" was a acronym of a tfc team that came to my mind. :cool:

I've used Vanu Scum on occasion before, although they're generally more like "bugs" to me. Like locust in our backyard. ;)

[FzzyNoNoseChimp]

Blue Berries
VS Gukus
and if we have a mix of forces, its just plain V C

LOL!

[NightWalker XI]

I never use any names sicne I know a few people from each empire and we always talk using /tell but yeah usually you get the "where you barney's going to next" etc

[MrVulcan]

Originally posted by Hamma
NOD owns.

/me swears allegiance to Kane

:brow:

:lol: yep, nod does... though the Vanguard does remind me of the mamoth, crushing all other tanks in its path :p

*NC even has the gold uniforms too :lol: *

[Eyyeball]

NC = ACE and GARY of the Ambiguosly Gay Duo (SNL)

Terran High Command members just call 'em Ace and Garys

[Airlift]

I like to call the NC "Nukies"

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by HawkEye
nipple cutters WTF.:D

NC= Nipple Cutters!

[Chryse]

Last I checked, smurfs were not gold Well, Smurfs refers to newb NC's. I've started calling the yellow ones "mangos," like Chris Kattan's "Mango" character from SNL.

[EVILPIG]

It's still about the Crips and the Bloods. The Vanu are just thier punks.

Ever notice it's always red against blue in most things?

[Kaikou]

Vanoobs
Newb Conglomerate

:p

I'm interested to see what the NC and VS call us TR though

**Edit**

Originally posted by EVILPIG
Ever notice it's always red against blue in most things?

Actually lately it's been red against purple because quite frankly the vanu and TR are tired of fighting jackhammers and only jackhammers. Ever wonder why Amerish is the only continent with more than 50% population most of the time? Could it be because the NC don't really ever go there? Hmm... (on emerald at least)

[12tontuna]

VS = VSoBs, Van00bs, prplppl, barneys, barbapoppas, inkblots, eggplants, freexps...

TR = Commies, Straw/Rasp/Cran (berries), Commies, NoDs, Zerglings...

NC = Smurfs, N00bCannons, bananas, N00bConglomerate, Jackholes, HammerConglomerate, The AllTheSames (noting how they all have Jackhammer/Phoenix).

[Cirkusphreak]

A few choice names for the three teams..


New Conglomerate:

-Jackhammer Jockeys
-Nude Cumgobbler-ette
-Yellow Streak
-Vanguard Retard
-Goon Platoon

Vanu Sovereignty

-Purple Pain
-Lancer Romancers
-Bell-bottom boys
-Village people

Terran Republic

-Starin' Republicans
-Turd Reich
-Tampon Troopers (their flag i guess..dunno)

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[Cauldron Borne]

EVILPIG i didn't know there were Crips and Bloods outside of California so I don't think many know what the Crips and Bloods are. For those who don't they are a couple rival gangs who wear blue and red respectfully. They are a bunch of losers whos mommies and daddies didn't love 'em enough I guess.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Entra
Hehe, I find nothing wrong with Smurfs. "Special Marines Under Rapid Fire" was a acronym of a tfc team that came to my mind. :cool:

I've used Vanu Scum on occasion before, although they're generally more like "bugs" to me. Like locust in our backyard. ;)

"Special" all right. They should have a customized short bus (Deliverer with "Der" on the side of it)

[Streamline]

TR = vermin or lil'red (riding hood, then that song plays in my head)
TR jacked Magrider - Knightrider (this theme song plays in my head too)
High level NC = Goldielocks or GoldenRods
Low level JH toting NC = Jackholes (but it's been mentioned)
Engis w/ glueguns = toolbags or toolboys (for some strange reason the Sanford and Son theme echos in my head when i see a CE deploying)

[smccord313]

I always liked freedom filth for the NC. :)

[Indecisive]

High level nc max= fat pikachu

pokemon=sickning

High level nc max = sickning

[Arakiel]

TR:
The Retards

TR has an odd habit (at least on Emerald) of attacking non-latticed bases or spending tons of time hammering irrelevant towers. I started using this in response.

NC:
Noskill Conglomerate

No explanation necessary.

[Streamline]

Sparrow MAX = rocketbot