The ULTIMATE fix to weapons unbalance. Guarateed

[Ghost06]

In the next 2 months, a crucial change will happen, balancing Planetside forever. All the weapons ever conceived for Planetside will be scrapped in favor of this ultimate solution: Water guns with ketchup in them. Armor would be too powerful of course, and since everyone whined, the devs have replaced armor with G-strings, and 5 year old sports bras. After all, it's only fair, ketchup can't pierce metal very well. The NC water/ketchup gun shoots REAL REAL hard using rail gun technology to propel the ketchup at light speeds, making for one quick hotdog. The TR weapon shoots lots, and lots, and lots of kethup, making for many hotdogs. The VS however, have a weakshit of a ketchup gun, but most of the VS ketchup guns have a BUILT IN MUSTARD MODE! MAXs will be replaced by Anna Nichole Smith.

[NightWalker XI]

Weak attempt at sarcasm :p

[kidriot]

how bout plastic phallus' with semen in em?

[Warborn]

Originally posted by kidriot
how bout plastic phallus' with semen in em?

Not only was that not at all funny, but you screwed up with your apostrophe placement.

[ZionsFire]

GRENADE!............awwwww its just another pickle:o

[FliggenMan]

GRENADE!............awwwww its just another pickle


hahahah:trsucks:

[JLeeAZN]

Originally posted by ReaperofDeath27
GRENADE!............awwwww its just another pickle:o

haha funny funny
What would a reaver look like? (and a skeet?)

[Ghost06]

Originally posted by NightWalker XI
Weak attempt at sarcasm :p

Sarcasm? What sarcasm? :p

[Ghost06]

Originally posted by JLeeAZN
haha funny funny
What would a reaver look like? (and a skeet?)

All aircraft have been replaced by Anna Nichole Smith... who else?

[Kikinchikin]

knifes are now bananas.

[MrVulcan]

bases are replaced by pie
mmmm.... pie.....

[12tontuna]

Did I miss the humor here?

[Hamma]

I think we all did

[1024]

Originally posted by Hamma
I think we all did

"all" includes myself. :rolleyes:

[Ghost06]

Bah, leave it alone. It was a more subtle way of telling whiners to shut up.

[Jaged]

I think the NC ketchup guns is far to powerfull. Light speed? Cmon! I think the COF needs to be increased, and the ROF decreased. Also, cut the dammage down! That thing is just too powerful!

[RedArrow]

Nerf the VS they have mustard and it is too strong.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Deliverers are now Fisher Price cars with water noodles duct taped to the side.

[MrVulcan]

Originally posted by Ghost06
Bah, leave it alone. It was a more subtle way of telling whiners to shut up.

:stupid: