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Navaron
2003-06-18, 11:37 PM
Worst fucking neighbor ever.







Cops shut down little girl�s lemonade stand
Patrick Taney
NAPLES, June 18, 2003 - A six-year-old girl was heartbroken when her small lemonade stand was put out of business because she didn�t have a temporary business permit. A neighbor called the police and her stand was shut down.
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BACK IN BUSINESS


"Gotta get ready for the sale,� said Abagail.

Even though she�s only 6 years old, Abagail prepares for another day at work.

"We like making money at our lemonade stand. We want it to stay cold so they can have cold lemonade on hot days,� she said.

A young entrepreneur who does the cleaning even the advertising. And it is paying off.

"We are making lots of tips in our tip jar,� said Abagail.

But a few days ago, Abagail and her friends were put out of business by a neighbor.

"We didn't have a permit so she called the cops,� said Abagail.

The police arrived and shut her down.

"We had to take down our lemonade stand,� said Abagail.

Abagail did not have a temporary business permit, which is technically a city violation.

"So we had to do something else to play,� said Abagail.

"I was kind of shocked because I didn't know we needed a permit for 6 year old girls to sell lemonade,� said K.C. Shaw, Abagail�s mom.

According to the city, they have to act on a formal complaint.

"Normally we don't get involved in it but once we do get a formal request we must take action,� said Al Hogrefe of the city of Naples.

So Abagail�s mom went to the city code enforcement office with wallet in hand, prepared to buy a permit.

"$35 every single time for a single use,� said Shaw.

Not wanting to be sour, the city played Mr. Niceguy.

"No we did not charge her, no,� said Hogrefe.

They did finally get the permit.

"Basically a blank check to have as many lemonade stands as we can stand,� said Shaw.

So Abagail is back in business and learned laws can be tough, even for a six year old's lemonade stand.

Shaw said the police officers who shut down the stand felt terrible, but they had to do their job. One of the officers even bought a glass of lemonade from Abagail.

Onizuka
2003-06-18, 11:38 PM
thats actually quite sad :( :(

if i was that girls mother id really lose it

people are SO technical these days

Prowler
2003-06-18, 11:39 PM
:mad:

Yuyi
2003-06-18, 11:39 PM
ROFLMFAO sad but funny as shit :rofl:

Incompetent
2003-06-18, 11:41 PM
Whoa, that is one seriously jackass they live near, i hate people like that, they're the kind of people that make you wonder whether the human race deserves to exist.

EineBeBoP
2003-06-18, 11:50 PM
damn thoes neighbors are asses, WTF they messing with a 6 yr old 4?

give her a nuther 6 years, and that lil girl will b Tping and throwing flaming dog shit bags on their porch ;)


pretty cool of the cops to buy a glass at least. :rolleyes:

OneManArmy
2003-06-18, 11:52 PM
well its like I was watching the news and this family is going to sue the owner of the tough man competitions because their daughter died while participating in one (tough woman competition technically) claiming she would of never entered if she knew how dangerous it was.... I was all like OMG STFU. man I almost threw my glass at the TV after that,

That right there is the fucking problem with America, everybody�s sue happy and there are too many scum sucking lawyers that'll do it....

�io
2003-06-19, 12:38 AM
/me agrees with Incomptent and Onemanarmy

I'd wait until the nite, sneak over to the neighbour's house, hide a small stash of coke, a gun and a few letters saying "I plan to kill the president in 2 months..." then call the police. :twisted:

mistled
2003-06-19, 12:39 AM
So who's up for a road trip to Naples to kick that neighbor's ass??

The President
2003-06-19, 12:42 AM
You plan on killing The President?

Yeah man people are getting seriously outta hand with the legal actions these days. The kid is 6, I'm glad she finally got back up and running though. Bastard neighbors.

-The President:sniper:

Zetre
2003-06-19, 01:13 AM
we have neighbors like that now grrrrrr....
This great old lady moves out behind us, we loved her, but she chouldnt afford the house she was in. So these assholes talk her down to a steal price. Then she's really nice, and gives them some of her furnature, because she doesn't want to move it all. AND NOW THOSE FUCKTARDS ARE MAKING HER PAY FOR SOME CLEANUP JOB. This is fucking rediculous. They chewed out my mom because our cleaning lady couldn't finish their job because they had construction going on in their fucking home. Those people are assholes. I hate assholes. Damn greedy assholes.....

WritheNC
2003-06-19, 01:47 AM
People are assholes and bitches because they have the "It'll never happen to me" syndrome.

Things change when someone bears down on you and you get the shit kicked out of you.

Everyone could use a good assbeating once in their life.

Airlift
2003-06-19, 02:11 AM
But on the bright side, this girl now has a leg up on her Lemonade Empire.

Doobz
2003-06-19, 02:59 AM
That's kind of a nice feel good story actually :love:

NightWalker XI
2003-06-19, 03:11 AM
What a crazy neighbour, evil cow to put a ittle girl out of bussines like that...

Doobz
2003-06-19, 03:24 AM
I really can't imagine anybody actually being so damn mean

Crono
2003-06-19, 07:32 AM
I hate my neighbours. Since I don't like cars and parties where everyone gets drunk and smokes... Something, I'm generally frowned upon.

Sputty
2003-06-19, 07:37 AM
They smoke teh marijuana too(Pronounced Mare-I-joo-Anna).
They actually do. I think Knoll gets high from it sometimes.

Crono
2003-06-19, 07:44 AM
Yeah, since his window is so god damn close tho their deck... Thing.

Sputty
2003-06-19, 07:48 AM
And they go on the roof regularily, which is about 15 feet from his room.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-06-19, 09:51 AM
None of my neighbors even leave their damn houses, much less give a flying sheepshit about what everbody else does. I do have a stoner near me (VW shaggin wagon and everything), who bought some lemonade from me when I was like 8 and gave me 5 bucks and made me a tie-dye sign for my stand. Coolest pothead I've ever met.

Ryuuji
2003-06-19, 12:13 PM
Thats some fucked up shit. I'de find the neighbor and put a hollow point right through her head with my Glock.

Jarlo
2003-06-19, 12:15 PM
I'm glad the city covered the cost of the liscense, but boy that neighbor is an ass hat.

Most of my neighbors are great but the ones across the street, man the lady that lives there is a BITCH. Her husband is cool and kids are nice too but she just walks around pissed off 24-7.

Sando138
2003-06-19, 12:23 PM
Caution! Neighbors can go from 0 to Bitch in 3.2 seconds, or four and a half beers, whichever happens first.

Civilian
2003-06-19, 01:09 PM
Naples, FL is full of elitest, wealthy snobs(including a couple of Enron execs and Rush Limbaugh). It doesn't surprise me in the least that some snobby bitch, no doubt driving by in her $50,000 Mercedes SUV, with a sweater tied around her neck, returning from brunch chose to shut down a little girl's lemonade stand. She no doubt discussed, with the police, how tacky the lemonade stand was and how it managed to offset the perfect equlibrium in her otherwise cushy lifestyle with her stuck-up, never worked a day in their lives, friends.

I hope she spends eternity on the 7th level.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-06-19, 01:48 PM
Your compassion is touching, Civilian...

Peacemaker
2003-06-19, 02:15 PM
Holy shiiiiot! Some one should kick that womans ass and ummm well something! What a bitchy little... bitch! Yea! Thats it a bitchy bitch.

Mtx
2003-06-19, 03:49 PM
I bet she was black and the kids were white!

lol

Yuyi
2003-06-19, 06:24 PM
:stupid: :p

r3d
2003-06-19, 07:25 PM
What a dick :\

Denali
2003-06-19, 07:31 PM
Burn their houses down. The neighbor and the little girl. That'll teach them all.

Onizuka
2003-06-19, 07:47 PM
and the little girl??? ........