Would You Rather...

[Khronos]

Okay so ive decided to start a stupid thread game.
What you do is simple:

1) Answer the current "would you rather" question...and maybe give a little reason why.

2) Make up and ask another "would you rather" question.

Heres an example..
1st post - While alive, would you rather see a glimpse of heaven or a glimpse of hell?

Reply - Hmm, Id rather see a glimpse of heaven because...blah blah blah.

New Question - Would you rather....etc.

Okay here goes mine.

Would you rather have to remember to breathe -OR- constantly listen to your heart beat as loud as a baseball hitting a wooden bat?
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i doubt many people will participate but hey, i tried ;)

[Sputty]

I can already here my heartbeat so that would be my choice. Heh, it's almost scary when I can't hear it.

Would you rather squeeze a small kitten or a fat kitten

[Scrooj]

I would rather squeeze a fat kitten because it would be funny.

Would you rather eat a worm or eat a snail?

[Sputty]

Worm, I would have to the snail fight it out of it's shell

Is Hamma less or more annoying than the sound of nails against a chalkboard?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Less annoying


Would you rather live in Somalia with a red bullseye T-Shirt on, or post on the Official Forums?


EDIT: Yay! Spam has lifted me to Admiral!
Hail!

[Peacemaker]

Id rather live in Somalia with a red bullseye T-Shirt on.

Would you rather have sex with a sea cow or be the sea cow that is going to get laid?

[Onizuka]

id have sex with a seacow

Would you rather have a sucky comp with good games or a great comp with bad games?

[BladeRunner]

Great comp with bad games.. k-lite rules .. I mean.. errrr

Would you rather hang out with Hamma or Squeeky for a day?

[Onizuka]

uh i have to answer this one: Hamma. squeeky seems a little... spuratic

Would you rather lose: planetside or the tv

[ObnoxiousFrog]

TV

Would you rather live in a cell filled with herpes and rabid monkeys, or play Daikatana for 24 hours straight?

[Peacemaker]

Rabid monkeys thing.

Would you rather be dominated by a 500 pound man or dominated by a 5000 pound Giraff

[TekDragon]

Man, i could run from him.

If you had the choice between having love once; with a beautiful, intellegent, funny girl... and having her break your heart. Or, never loving at all. Which would you choose?

[Robot]

Not loving at all, because she's probably a lesbian or a demon or a pixie or something

if given the choice, would you rather wear womanly lingere or ingest an entire bowl of sugar?

[Khronos]

lingere....easy cuz i already do. :brow:;)

Would you rather always have to wear wet socks/shoes OR wet underwear?

:p

[TekDragon]

Woman's lingere. Itd be a good excuse to finally find out what "frilly lace, satin panties" feel like on the inside ;)

Would you rather give up alcohol or marijuana? (pretend you like both if you dont already)

[Onizuka]

alchohol (oh the weird irony)

Would you rather have your head shaved eternally, or your tongue pierced 2 times (yes with rings on it)?

[The President]

Tongue pierced two-times.
Would you rather have sex with a meat-grinder or Janet Reno?

-The President:sniper:

[Doobz]

trick question, Janet Reno is a meat grinder

would you rather take it up the ass or ram it up the ass? (mansex)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Janet Reno, cause they're basically the same thing.


Would you rather be a priest or a rabbi?

[Doobz]

bah, no, you didn't answer mine

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I know, you posted as i typed...



Anyways, I would ram it.



Would you rather keep the topic on mansechs or change the topic?

[MuadDib]

Change the topic


Would you rather be in NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys?

[Peacemaker]

Backstreet boys oh god then id kill my self AFTER buying everything

Would you rather Meet SJ and be able to ask him lots of questions or have free PS for a life time. (U will know everything that will come into the future of PS)

[TekDragon]

NSYNC. Id drug Britney Spears and make her do a group orgy.

[Edit] ill answer the above question too. I dunno who SJ is but id rather talk to him than have PS installed on my HD.

If you and Rosie Odonnel were the last people on the earth would you use her to repopulate the earth or go find a moist hole in the ground?

[EineBeBoP]

free ps 1 year

would you rather be doomed to only play games at lan cafes, but have lots of great frnds, or play at home on ur own comp, but have no/few frnds?

[Irenicuz]

No friends... stupid pricy lan cafes! (least here they are)

Would you rather be blind and deaf... or have no sex life..... evar!!? :p

[�io]

I'd go with having no sex life, 1- You don't miss what you don't know and 2- Being blind and deaf is 24/7, sex is (if you're lucky ;)) a 25 hours a week thing tops. :D


Would you rather die a quick and painless death but live a short life or live a long life but death a long and painful death?


Oh and theses are much better questions ;)

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rather/rather31.asp
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rather/rather30.asp
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rather/rather29.asp

etc, etc, etc

[Sputty]

quick and painful

[The President]

Would you rather burn to death or drown?

-The President:sniper:

[RUEN]

burn, hopefully i'd faint after a few seconds

would you rather have no legs or no arms?

[The President]

No legs, I'm a painter, writer, guitarist, and photgrapher so I'd be fucked without my hands.

-The President:sniper:

[Khronos]

i agree...no legs.
no arms = how play PS?!?


would you rather hit your thumb with a hammer -OR- drop a four pound weight on your big toe?

[The President]

Big toe.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

-The President:sniper:

[TekDragon]

Rather hit my thumb with a hammer. I could still type, use a mouse, and do alot of stuff. Fucking up a big toe would seriously hamper movement.

Would you rather play a single MM game for the rest of your life (your choice), or play as many single player PC games as you want?

[r3d]

Single massive multiplayer game. Cause no friends = no fun

Would you rather smash your face into a wall of bricks or a wall of creamy delecious, warm,tender,moist,unresitable CRAP

haha you though I was goina say, cake or something

[RUEN]

crap, could wash it off

would you rather get 500k a year for the rest of your life, or 10 Million Dollars up front.

[FearTheAtlas]

500k, you'd get 10mil in 10 years, and besides, how the fuck are you gonna spend 500k in a year without being stupid?

EDIT: Ooops, forgot mine :o

Would you'd rather get your ass ran over by a Magmower, or a Jackhammer shoved up your ass and fire in secondary mode?

[The President]

Magmower man..
Would you rather be eaten by a shark or by a lion?

-The President:sniper:

[Khronos]

Magmower...i aint putting anything up my ass. :nono:

ill repost this question since no one answered hehe..even tho its dumb.

Would you rather always have to wear wet socks/shoes OR wet underwear?

[edit: ill answer the president's
umm shark cause i dunno id just rather be taken out in the ocean or somethin. lion's sound more violent err w/e. ]

[TekDragon]

Lion. At least i could fight that mother fuker. A shark.. man i wodnt even see it.

[EDIT] Khronos: wet shoes/socks, easy. Wet underwear gives you a rash. Having a perma fukin rash around your crotch would suck mad balls.

Would you rather be rich, married to a wife that hates you and have 2 ungrateful kids or be poor as fuk living in a low down apartment with a girl you loved?

[WildEagle]

socks/shues cause underwear would make u get rashes down south.

Would u rather get soaked in gas or covered in piss?

[The President]

Yeah Lions are fucking beasts, Um I'd deffinetly go with the wet socks and shoes, not a big fan of saturated man hamocks.

-The President:sniper:

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by WildEagle
Would u rather get soaked in gas or covered in piss? Gas, so long as their is no match.

Would you rather know the exact date and time of your death and be unable to change it, or stay ignorant about the whole affair.

[The President]

Good question Bob, I like to know whats going on, deffinetly go with knowing.

Branching off that, w0uld you rather be able to see the future ( im talking for anyone) and not be able to change anything or remain ignorant?

-The President:sniper:

[r3d]

Remain ignornat, if you cant change it why bother knowing what trauma lies ahead.

Would you rather jump off a cliff and die, or be shot and die

[TekDragon]

grrrr... thats tough.

Im gonna go with ignorance.

Could you honestly enjoy your time with someone if you knew that the next day they were going to die in a horrible accident?

Repost:

Would you rather be rich, married to a wife that hates you and have 2 ungrateful kids or be poor as fuk living in a low down apartment with a girl you loved?

[edit] shot where r3d? Like, shot in the head? or shot in the stomach and die from internal injury?

[The President]

Well I could ditch the wealthy family, and go find love somewhere else, and have the capital to do so. But all in all I'd say be poor as fuck and be with the girl I loved.

-The President:sniper:

[r3d]

Originally posted by TekDragon

Would you rather be rich, married to a wife that hates you and have 2 ungrateful kids or be poor as fuk living in a low down apartment with a girl you loved?

[edit] shot where r3d? Like, shot in the head? or shot in the stomach and die from internal injury?

Poor as fuck, money isent everything, and is most commonly the fuel of hate.

And it would be a shot in the head, for a quick instant death.

Thats what Ide choose, falling hurts ><

[TekDragon]

The President, you suck at this!! You have to ask a question after a reply!

Would you rather do something that made you happy but dissapointed your parents/loved ones very much, or put your loved ones first? Pretend its something important to you.. like marrying a girl or joining the military.

[WildEagle]

yeah but u could pretend being superman while falling & having a fairly good time beforte falling.

[MilitantB0B]

The one that made me happy, assuming that it made me soo happy it outweighed the saddness I feel about my family being disapointed. If it didn't then I would go with the other. :p

Would you rather exist as a spectator of life, unable to change anything, even your own perspective, or simply cease to exist?

[The President]

Originally posted by TekDragon
The President, you suck at this!! You have to ask a question after a reply!

Would you rather do something that made you happy but dissapointed your parents/loved ones very much, or put your loved ones first? Pretend its something important to you.. like marrying a girl or joining the military.

Yeah man I was doing that, I was running out of good questions to ask and I didn't wanna ask any shitty ones.

Would you rather be super strong like Hulk style, or be super agile, going more towards Spiderman?

-The President:sniper:

[r3d]

Spectator, If youre just watching theres nothing to change about you, right?

And since someone is going to post RIGHT after me, ill just leave the question out

[The President]

Bob, deffinetly cease to exist.

Would you rather be succesful in life but used just for your money and hated by those around you, or be a failure in your endeavors but loved by those aroudn you?

-The President:sniper:

[WildEagle]

Spidey


would u rather have a 2nd rate girl who has a graet peronality or a girl super hot but a snob?

[The President]

I've been with both man, deffinetly go 2nd rate, as long as shes not a mutant.

Would you rather live forever and see those you love pass away or die in your prime?

-The President:sniper:

[ho]

i would rather find 10 dollars in my ear...that would be fun

[WildEagle]

die, if tired in life never r.i.p.


would u rather read Zetre's "good friend" thread or get a coke?*stupid ? can't think of nuttin.

[TekDragon]

Would you rather kick -ho-'s ass with a good-old-fashioned beat down, or put a bullet in his head?

[r3d]

Originally posted by The President
Would you rather live forever and see those you love pass away or die in your prime?

-The President:sniper:

Dont ask questions that make people sad, Ide rather like. Live forever in my prime with my love.

[ho]

would you rather hug penny or molest a coke can

(2 things i saw on my desk)

[The President]

I'm with you on that one r3d.

Would rather have Monkey Pox or SARS?

-The President:sniper:

[Arakiel]

SARS. It's very curable and it's the "in" disease to get these days. Right?

Would you rather drink a strong basic solution or a strong acidic solution?

[ho]

Would you rather to love and get hurt or never love at all?

[Crono]

Never love at all... Love = for normal people.

Would you rather have a Mac with the ability to play PlanetSide, or a PC which couldn't. (Both machines have their full abilities except for the PS thing).

[The President]

Easy question, I'd take the Mac, I'm into graphic design and though lacking in other fields Macs are good for this.

Would you rather work in a cubicle for the rest of your life or work in the seventh circle of hell?

-The President:sniper:

[ho]

umm how many hours a week in cubicle ... but i guess i gotta go with cube

[simba]

cubicle bcoz I dunno wot it is but seventh hell sounds more painfull.

would you rather walk 5 miles with backpack at 10 lbs or walk 8 miles without backpack

[Sando138]

8 without.

What would you rather have: Absolute power over all things for a month, or True love for the rest of your life?

[1024]

The stuff about love.

Would you rather learn an instrument or learn a language?

[Onizuka]

learn an instrument, im good at music

would you rather fall from a 4 story building onto the grass or fall from the roof of a one story building onto the concrete?

[TekDragon]

Oooh thats a tough one.

If the knowledge was just given to me id have to pick an instrument (guitar or piano). If I had to learn it id probly pick language (german or wherever im being stationed).

Would you rather be a forum moderator on the PS Official Boards... or have splinters shoved underneath your toenails once a day?

[NeoTassadar]

Depends on if those mods can lock/ban or not...

Drown or suffocate?

[Violator]

wasn't there a question thread already

hard one but suffocate

what would you rather have a girlfriend or just someone to fuck?

[Pilgrim]

Someone to fuck, easier to mantain.

Would you rather be gay for one month, knowing you will get any woman a tthe end of that time, or never get laid again?

[Sentrosi]

Be gay for one month. After the month I'd go after the richest woman in the world and have her give me half her estate. I'd be rich enough to douse those "gay" rumors then and have a 'clean' slate.

Would you rather have a racial scapegoat or a political scapegoat?

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
Be gay for one month. After the month I'd go after the richest woman in the world and have her give me half her estate. I'd be rich enough to douse those "gay" rumors then and have a 'clean' slate. :huh:

[Lonehunter]

scapegoat = ?????

[1024]

I'd blame myself.

Would you rather kill hamma in-gmae or be hamma in-game?

[Searo]

Kill Hamma in-game!

What you rather you die and a close relative live (brother, mother, father) or have them die and you live?

[Lonehunter]

Them die, I live

If your balls were in a vice, and the vice was tied to the floor. Then somebody shot at your feet.
Would you rather jump to avoid the bullets(Balls get ripped off)
or stand there letting the bullets hit your feet?(Balls stay on)

[NeoTassadar]

Get shot. It doesn't really hurt until a while after (shock).

Beat with a pipe made of lead or brass?

[r3d]

Lead, Its softer (to some extent)

Would you rather smash your face through a pane of glass, or get struck by lightning 3 times.

[Searo]

Lightning, a guy got hit 7 times and lived.

Would you rather eat shit or barf?

[Lonehunter]

Barf, tastes better

Would you rather screw a Pokemon or a tele-tubbie?

[Onizuka]

pokemon. Id find a little furry one that wouldnt uh hurt me (no spikes).

Would you rather eat the same meal every day for you life, or have the same game (just one) and play it every day of your life

[Searo]

Can we pick the meal? If so, STEAKNSHAKE STEAKBURGERS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!

Sorry.

Would you rather be a dumb jock that's popular, or a smart nerd that's unpopular?

[MuadDib]

Smart nerd so I make all the money while the jock serves me my burgers at Mcdonalds when he realises high school sport are worth SHIT in the real world



Would you rather be Sporkfire for 2 months or have a month long fast?

[1024]

Sporkfire, i'd finally release platoons, too.

Would you rather get temp banned for no reason or get temp banned for no reason????? :mad:

[Onizuka]

i only use my "good and real answer" on "good and real questions" good.

Would you rather be a midget for the rest of your life, or never have any electonics that even are remotely related to entertainment shut off for the rest of your life?

[MuadDib]

I'd be a midget.....on STILTS!

Would you rather have the Planetside universe become real-life or have the Starcraft one become real life?

[NeoTassadar]

Starcraft, but only if I could be reincarnated as a Protoss. Zerglings are scaawy, though.

Would you rather stay in a bear trap or knaw/cut/break your leg off, should you be stupid/unlucky enough to step on one?

[Searo]

That's a situational type thing.
A. Is it cold?
B. Does the trap seem to be used often?
C. Is there food around? (Nearby)

[Edit: One-Sided retard question, not paying attention.]

Would you rather be rich and hated by everyone, or poor and loved by all?

[NeoTassadar]

Poor and loved. Then it's easy to bum any money you need to fix your situation.

(Regardless of any conditions with the exception of it being rusty, I would wait in that trap to kill the fucker who set it)

Play Civilization 3 or Alpha Centauri (either)?

[Laser2150]

Civilization 3 , its one of my favorite games.

Would you rather drown in a pool of jello, or die in pool of Fudge?

[NeoTassadar]

Fudge. I don't really care what the method of death is. Drowning in jello would mostly only be possible in soft-serve, and that shit is just...ugh.

Piss on electric fence or into hurricane-force winds (the latter after drinks several gallons of water and eating a few pounds of asparagus)?

[Searo]

Eat both.

Would you rather sit here quizzing each other with mildly stupid questions or go out and get a life? (WTF is that?)

Edit: Into a hurricane.
1. Your gonna get wet, and that's gonna wash away the pee.
2. I doesn't like pain down there.

[Frozen-Monkey]

id have to go with mild stupid questions because i already have a life.

would you rather win one billion dollars or screw a movie star?

[NeoTassadar]

Take the million. Seed money.

One million in cash, or 1.5 million in high-risk investments?

[MuadDib]

Cash....to put IN high risk investments

Would you rather drive a Threasher or Pinto to work?

[lightfire]

pinto

would you rather have every game in the world or have a life

would you rather have eMa as your darling wife or free planetside with out the bugs
forever

[Blu3H0riz0ns]

I'd rather have a life.

[Lonehunter]

Would you rather pimp in a sunderer, or a deliverer?

[starrider]

deliverer

would you rather sit on a porqipine or a bed of nails?

[MuadDib]

Bed of nails because if their are enough nails the density doesn't have me getting hurt.

Die of extrme heat or cold?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Cold, because then you fall asleep and die painlessly.


Would you rather drink carbolic acid or sulfuric acid?

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by {}Muad'Dib{}
Bed of nails because if their are enough nails the density doesn't have me getting hurt.

I believe the term your looking for was: If there are enough nails the weight distrabution doesnt have me getting hurt. :p

As for carbolic acid vs sulfuric? I dunno what carbolic acid is so id probly go for sulfuric. Hopefully it would mix with the acid in my stomach and be neutralized until I got the chance to throw it up.

Would you rather get a proffesional hand job (no lube) or a rookie blowjob?

[Sputty]

Rookie blowjob. Only men know how to give "professional" handjobs since they play with their own all day. At least the blowjob would be from a woman

Would you rather have a large penis or be really rich?

[Hamma]

:huh:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Sputty

Would you rather have a large penis or be really rich?

Be rich, already got the large penis.

/me pats groin

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Anyways...
Would you rather be a pathological lier (Squeeky), or a pathological kitten lover (Sputty)?

[NeoTassadar]

Kitten lover. Kittens own. And liars need a good memory. I don't have one of those.

Money or merchandise (any equal worth)?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Merchandise. Then I can wait for a few years and sell it for big money on eBay.


Would you rather get stapled in your right hand or left hand?

[Peacemaker]

Left hand.

Would you rather be banned from the entire internet except for PSU or banned from PSU

[GonePostal]

id rather be shot an die


i dont have a question im not creative

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Would you rather have GonePostal banned or banned then shot?

[Lonehunter]

On behalf of everyone here, banned and shot

Woud you rather have Squeeky for a dad, or sputty?

[Sputty]

I'd love to be my own dad...but that means..I fucked my mom...ewww..NM..someone else answer.

[Peacemaker]

Tough question, an endless suply of kittens would be nice. But getting to wip dad in a box is really good to. I choose kittens!

Squeeze a kitten until it craps on you or squeeze a kitten till it pisses on you. (crap is in liquid shit form)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Piss



Would you rather be run over by a Magrider at 500 yards or get killed by an inf. when you're in a MAX suit?

[Sputty]

MAgrider

Do you stand up ro sit down to piss?