Nerf the beamer !

[Shadowsword8]

I got killed once by a beamer !
Since I'm a total loser, I want to protest against this totally overpowered and overused weapon !
I want it to be nerfed. A LOT.

- Give it a minimal range of 200 meters ! (yes,you read correctly)
- I want a charging time before fire of 5 seconds!
- Give it a one round clip !
- I want it do do 1 armor damge over 150 m.

I'll whine and bitch around as long as will be needed for the Devs to nerf it the way I say it !!!

[NightWalker XI]

Ha ha I can stop laughing :rolleyes:

[Trebor95]

Excellent use of sarcasm my good man :)

[Spider]

You know... before you start being an ass mate think of your status here... you are new.

Now think about what impression you are leaving here, you don't have the status to be an ass yet only hamma can :rofl:

[Determinado]

ok so i'll take the beamer as weapon on your fully configured server...

I see a MAX coming in at about 100 meters, and i directly start charging my beamer and doh! I don't hit, no problem, i reload because he didn't mention me yet - i think... Ok so lets take the shot right this time, i once again charge my beamer for 5 seconds and BAM i got him! 2 Armor damage! Lets do it again! 5 seconds **** - i'm already back in the sanctuary...

and what about the MINIMAL range of 200meters? That can't be, weapons can't have a minimal range you mofo!
Oh yea mate, just join us,

WE ARE THE ONES WHO SAY: :wantbeta:

[sniper4evr26]

you obviously havent been killed very much by the vanu, and youre complaining about the beamer... you will really be complainin when they steal a jackhammer and kill ya with that, its not the speed at which you die, its the fact that it was yours and now they have it. trust me, a person like you will be complaining to the devs to nerf your own weapons! im serious, its not fun when you get killed by your own weapon, but the only thing you can do about it is respawn and get a new one.

[Sleepwalker]

GOD, people. learn to recognize sarcasm!

[Revolver]

This is sarcasm, and I find it hilarious. Every1 knows the beamer is one of the weakest weapons. This guy is trying to make a joke, so chill

[NightWalker XI]

I think everyone got it was sarcasm except the guy from the quote below:

Originally posted by sniper4evr26
you obviously havent been killed very much by the vanu, and youre complaining about the beamer... you will really be complainin when they steal a jackhammer and kill ya with that, its not the speed at which you die, its the fact that it was yours and now they have it. trust me, a person like you will be complaining to the devs to nerf your own weapons! im serious, its not fun when you get killed by your own weapon, but the only thing you can do about it is respawn and get a new one.

[Happy lil Elf]

Ah but this is random sarcasm. Had this been posted in a thread about a nerf, I probably would have laughed. Giving it it's own thread just kinda makes me think of
:spam:
Although spam doesn't really bother me all that much since it gives me something to do when the phones are slow at work /shrug

[Spider]

wanna know something really humiliating me and some guys from ahriman corps beamer owned NC's :lol:

[Nitsch]

Whenever i see death spam from someone killed by a beamer... i want to give the victim a tell, "Don't you feel embarassed?"