What should TekD find in the armory?

[TekDragon]

Im drawing a blank here. What weapon(s) should I find in the armory?

Keep in mind ive got a 5 meter tall monster ive got to dispatch.

Hint: its got a big gun

[TekDragon]

The BFG 9000 is the gun from the Doom series. It let out a huge blast of plasma that obliterated everything nearby.

I think it took like half a dozen shots to kill a spider mind. Maybe less... its been a decade...

[Sando138]

Howsabout a gatling gun?
Rail Gun out of the question?

[TekDragon]

Mini gun is a possibilty. I should of added it up there.

Ok. One vote for mini gun. And someone voted for rocket launcher.

[Derfud]

I dont get it? Are you playing some sort of RPG?

[Robot]

what?

[TekDragon]

Oh, sorry. *is stoned* Should have put a link to what im talking about.

I got bored earlier today and started writing a mini story. Its loosely based off the Doom series mixed with PSU humor.

Linkage (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10557)

[Sando138]

this is his poll about the story in this thread:

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10557

Sort of a parody of Doom/Resident Evil/survival-horror but with a PSU twist. the characters are Tek, Dio (zombie, currently rotting sans head and torso), Bohica{NAVARON} (Also Zombie, rotting sans knees and below, arms, head), and Large-Scary-Wallbusting-Demon (Currently alive and very bloodthirsty.)

[TekDragon]

Ok who the hell is voting for "Nothing"

What the hell do you expect me to do? Take on a freaking daemon with a shotgun?

Im gonna let the poll go on for another few minutes then ill make a judgement call. Or ill ask some friends on AIM.

[Sputty]

Do you have to ask? BFG for sure

[Fire_Monkey]

heh, that the equivilent of the redeemer?

[lightfire]

the BFG what does that stand for?? cuz someone told me once that it was called the big fucking gun 9000. i dont know if thats what it means or ??what???:confused:

[Sando138]

pretty certain thats what it means :)

[TekDragon]

BFG 9000
Big Freaking Gun 9000
Big Fucking Gun 9000
Blast Field Gun 9000

Ive heard more. When I was a lil tyke me and my friend called it the Big Freaking Gun.

We also called the double barrled shotgun "old faithful" and would giggle like school girls when we picked it up on level 2.

[EDIT] Some pics:
http://members.fortunecity.com/gmcntrl/doom2/weapon4.jpg

and heres what the on-ground icon looks like:
http://www.angelfire.com/tx4/doom2/images/bfg.jpg

[lightfire]

is the guns from doom 1/2 in the 3rd one and and uh i got to the last lvl of doom1 and 2 but i never finshed them.. and they wont run on this computer fucking windows xp but what happoned and the last lvl of each one? and tek the monster with the big gun and horns that one had a rocket launcher and i think it had a close range attack... maybe not but uh why did you kill dio first why not onizuka ...






oh and how come the hurt naim kill prime directive sig of mine only has the hurt naim in it???:confused: :(

[TekDragon]

they wont run on this computer fucking windows xp
Type in "doom2.zip in Yahoo and scroll past all the german crap. You can find the game pretty easy. I got XP Pro and i got it installed.

but what happoned and the last lvl of each one?
Never played the original Doom but in Doom2 the last level is this huge chamber. It has 3 floors, each one a balcony leading off to the next, and the floor. Opposite the highest floor/balcony is a wall with all sorts of creepy designs on it. One of the designs is the head of a daemon. You have to launch a rocket launcher into the eye of the daemon on the wall. The rocket will pass through the eye/wall and go into a little room behind it. Inside is a head on a stick. (You can only get into the room using a wall hack. The head is supposedly that of the lead designer).

Anyway, that seems easy but the whole cool part of the mission is that monsters are constantly teleporting in. Like, the daemon face is "summoning" more monsters.

When i was a kiddy we would load up on shotgun shells (or put in infinite ammo) and wade through hundreds of monsters on that level with the super shotgun. You woudnt even be able to see the floor.. so many corpses :)

tek the monster with the big gun and horns that one had a rocket launcher and i think it had a close range attack

'Steam Demon', also known as a 'Cyber-Demon'.

5 meters tall (hint, hint), heavily armored, with a mini-cruise missle launcher for an arm. Also has a high intolerance for spider minds (read as: get them fighting with the big ugly spider/brain things). If I remember correctly it MIGHT of had a close range attack the knocked you back a few meters.

maybe not but uh why did you kill dio first why not onizuka
Dio and {BOHICA}Navaron were victims of whatever evil is lurking in the PSU forums. They got reworked into zombies.. so i had to put them down.

Obviously there is a much greater evil lurking in the depths of the forums. My suspicion is that Onizuka is behind it. However, the chanting half-rants Navaron was spewing did give me a clue..

:)

Hey, i may of been stoned off my ass but i can write a good story!

[Onizuka]

Wait, wouldnt all of the above include nothing (it was above). So in order to have nothing you cant have anything right....... right. so all of the above is nothing (or maybe im just thinkin too hard)

i should have voted all of the above!

[TekDragon]

http://www.cheatersguild.com/doom/images/cybrw.gif
^^^^
T3h cyber-demon (aka: steam demon)

[lightfire]

PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}}


that is the 300th time i have seen it..

who is this?

[�io]

Originally posted by lightfire
PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}}


that is the 300th time i have seen it..

who is this?

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10606

[Violator]

finds a butter knife

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by lightfire
that is the 300th time i have seen it.. should we make a new ema bug thread again, cause this dimwit aint the only guy seeing it 50 times a day.




Us hould find some wax and condoms in the armory, u forgot tha as an option. ;)