Funniest kill ever!

[Tendain]

I was on Solsar this morning when I got the what I think was the funniest kill ever. I had just capped a tower and was on my way to hack the nearby base. I turned around and saw that a pair of Reavers had flown up and were now hover outside one of the doors, blasting anything that came through them. All I had on me was my assault rifle and some grenades, so I knew I didn't have mush of a chance of taking them both down.

So I run up to one of the Reavers and start chucking grenades at it, hoping to do at least do some damage before they kill me. My first to grenades miss completely, but the third manages to hit it on the wing. That reaver now starts spinning in place trying to figure out were the explosion had come from.

By this time his buddy had noticed me and fired a salvo of rockets at me. Here's where the funny part starts. The Reaver I had hit with the grenade sees his friend firing rockets at me, and apparently decides that his friend was the one who hit him, completely failing to notice me dancing around on the ground trying to avoid the rockets being fired at me. I stop moving and stare as the first Reaver opens fire on his friend even as said friend was blasting me. Seconds after I die I see the kill message saying that the first reaver had blown up the second.

I just wish I could have heard the conversation those two had afterwards...

[Pilgrim]

lol that's a good one.

Early in release I was still a skeater scout, my squad ws a bit ahead of me, but a small TR group was hitting our back bases. SO I fly to one just in case I can do something, when I arrive I see 4 TR in agile crowded around the vehicle term... I grin, and start laying in with my WIDDLE cannon. I get the first three easy, but the forth get's at least a magazine of Cycler, and maybe a nade on me before he drops.

So I'm wounded, but cocky just soloed 4 guys! so i goto land and resecure the base. As I float gently down towards the pad to claim my glory I explode! I look at the kill board and it was a repeater that had done me!

I send a tell

Me: Holly crap you just shot me down with your pistol!
Him: Yup, wasn't sure that would work!
Me: LOL well this is going in my funny-ass deaths book!
Him: Yeah, me too, you where smoking pretty good, but still... damn!
me: Yeah... BOOM


Funniest thing ever.

Then yesterday I capped a MAgrider who was strafing from 150 yards with a vanguard... he claimed I was cheating... I told him I was really just that good :)

[lloyddot5]

rofl :rofl:

[Trebor95]

Dunno if this counts but the other day (Cyssor I think) I was by the waters edge after I had just deployed an AMS and was runing along the edge of the sea (there was a like 2 metre drop into a deep pool) and then all I see is WHOOSH an AMS drives about 2 metres in front of me and ploughs into the water :D I'm now lmao when WHOOSH another tries to run me over misses and goes off the edge into the pool :D

[Endless]

lmfao

Yesterday i was in a gal flying across Ishundar to a warp gate, when a vanu reaver comes out of nowhere. We try evasive manuevers but we can't shake him. Finnaly our pilot just starts flying in tight( as tight as you can with a gal anyways) circles. after about 20 seconds, we hear and explosion, and found that we had somehow rammed the little bastard. Good times.

[1024]

I find that some of the best tactics against reavers is you watch them for a little bit while they get shot at, then you jump out with a suppressor filled wtih Ant iArmor rounds, and pump'em into the reaver's belly. I've gotten at least 15 reavers kills liek this. They're all stunned when they look at their kill box and see that i kileld tehm with a suppressor. :D

[Code4]

Not really a kill on my part but I thought it was funny at the time. I was goofing around as a infil and instead of waiting 30secs for a recall to sanct I decided to let a smurf kill me with his vanguard. I start shooting it with my repeater. I was hoping he would then kill me so I could instant spawn in the sanc. No he blazes off while the gunner scans the sky. I run back up to where they hid in the trees. get in front and fire another clip into them. Then uncloack in front of them as they are starting t run again. After the guy kills me I send him a /tell saying I was wondering how long it would take a van to kill an infil. He responds back that what I did was a dirty trick and he thought I was a reaver or skeeter shooting at him.

[Airhead451]

I was cruising on ish in my skygaurd going to a base when i see an ANT come out i dont have a gunner a dont want to let the ant escape so i ram it lose health her go on then i go along side him raming him in the side then finally i knock him off the road into a ditch we both jump out and i pasted him with my sweeper it was like a lowspeed chase so cool

[Intruder]

Hope my Sig works.. in my sig is a list of people killed by me piloting a Gal. yes thats right, skeets, reavers, maxs and even infantry beware, Kylia the ramming Gal pilot is here!

Started taking SS's on sunday, and will keep adding to the list.


*wish I knew how the enemy felt, being killed by a gal.

One of the funnier kills was this Vanu max sitting high on a ridge shooting onto our base, I came up behind hit full afterburner, the MAX turns around just before I hit him.... priceless (can imagine what he was thinking :) )

[QuickStar]

lol

[Diddy Mao]

The pic Says it all

http://www.fhost.org/x/DiddyMao/vanuharasser2.JPG

[BUGGER]

:rofl:

[Hamma]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/reaverowned.jpg

[Diddy Mao]

Yeah i'll put some Owned Text on there Hamma I got tons of em we should trade are VAnu owned pics! lol

[Kikinchikin]

This is kinda a funny story, but it involves me killing. I got my temporary infil suit, since i had 2 certs and was waiting for next br, so i went over to this base alone that had maybe 6 or 7 vanu in it defending it. So i sneak up on this one dude whos running my way, hit him head on with a plasma then he stops and looks around shooting aimlessly. I walk up to him and knife him. I hack into ground vech door (tech plant) and find a guy trying to buy something, i knife him to death with chain going. then another one walks in right as i kill him, i plasma him to death. I'm at like 50 health now. so i sneak up into the stair well to see this moron with a suppressor and standard run right into me and keep going to the cc. Apparently he thinks hes gonna hack his own terminal, so when he bends over to look at it i knife him. Then i see a guy with a lasher walkign up stairs i drop a plasma on him, and then another but he gets me to like 14 health. Then i go and hack the cc. so i sit there for like 5 minutes when the idiot with the suppressor comes back running into the cc. Well I had one plasma left, so i dont even think and toss it into him. It xplodes, nearly killing him, but it got me too... he saves the hack and that ends up being a very important lattice for them... still i felt like i was james bond which was fun.

[Entra]

This was prior to the vehicle auto drive patch. I once accidently learned that purchasing a vehicle instantly kills anyone on the vehicle pane (with a friendly being my first victim).
During a visit to a nearby empty friendly base, I spotted two vanu agiles hacking the vehicle term. With the element of surprise, I was able to silence both of them quickly. The rest of the squad emerged from the other entrance side facing the vehicle pane. While in a mid/close range firefight with another agile, a vs max came strolling in. With my eye kept on the max, I bought up a harrasser and wiped him out as he walked into the vehicle pane during my fight with the agile grunt. :D Numbers got the best of me as another agile was able to finish me off but I was greatly satisfied with the result.
With MA, CE, and the BD as my tools for combat, I don't win versus maxes directly very often (or at all). They're always a satisfying kill for me. :)

[Shadowsword8]

Yesterday I was before the entry of a Vanu base, and there was a lot of mines close to me. I didn't destroyed any mine, because I didn't want for VS to see who was firing a Gauss. Then, by pure luck, I stepped aside to hide against a wall, and a Magrider, coming at full speed from behind, missed me.
I began firing at him with my Gauss at very close range, knowing how useless it was, when I had an idea to damage him: I willingly stepped on a mine just before him. Obviouly this was lethal for me, but also for him :D

[PhyreFox]

Here's mine, pinning a max against the wall while flying through the air was pretty neat. :D
http://intersec.db-subspace.de/owned.JPG

[Arakiel]

Best template for kills ever (I've had this happen to my outfit quite a bit):

* Squadmember dies to Lamer.
* Lamer trashtalks.
* Squadmembers gets a revive because we have way too many advanced medics.
* Squadmember kills Lamer.
* We laugh on voicecomm.

[Knuckles]

I got a giggle out of this incident that took place just yesterday. We, the Vanu, were giving TR a hard time on Forseral. We were pushing hard for Caer, and I thought I'd sneak my AMS up around their back, around the lake that is located south west of Caer.

Well of course I was spotted. A skyguard took up pursuit and started chain-gunning me. (Car chase ensues.) So I'm bobbing along there, across the landscape, and after a while the shooting stops. I'm thinking to myself - "Did I actually shake them?"

I'm in a pretty bad fix now. I'm deep into enemy territory, in a hilly part right by the lake, and the AMS needs repairs. So I slam the brakes, jumps out and deploys the AMS. Just as the bubble lowers itself around the AMS, I see them. They just stopped shooting to fool me out of the vehicle. (Smart move... or was it?) They open up fire again, and I die.

I directly click for respawn at my AMS and say a small prayer... The bar moves SO slow... But I respawn at my AMS and run around the back, click my reinf+Decimator+Rocklet setup and run straight out of the bubble (I can hear the Skyguards engine, and its chaingun).... and there they are. Still in the Skyguard!

I crouch and fire the first Deci shot at them. Dead on target! I get up, sidestepping their chaingun fire - the driver tries to drive around the AMS to get away from me but the rocky/hilly landscape makes it hard for him. I crouch a second time and get them right in the Skyguards broadside. It explodes and two corpses fly up in the air.

I change to my drivers suit again, repair the AMS up somewhat, then I send a tell to one of the guys that I just killed:

Me: How do Ya like DEM apples? :p
Him: Man... and I thought I was evil. =/

That reply cracked me up!

[MuadDib]

Note this is before Pulsar patch...

I kill 2 guys with my pulsar. I then recieve a tell consisting of someting like this.

TRdude1 & 2: nice cheat n00bie
Me: Nice job dieing to the weakest weapon in the game.
TRdude1 & 2: omg your are so dead


Keep in mind that the nearest tower is quite a distance. Anyways a NC squad moves in. i get killed a respawn far away then I get.

TRdude1 & 2: haha here we coem

I relizes their going to a base were they expect a lone VS and instead are going to meet an NC squad.

Me: Come on I can take you. Same base. I'll only use my knife.

TRdude1 & 2: here we come ******


10 minutes later

TRdude 1 & 2: i hate you

[Lonehunter]

One time I saw a Vanu MAX standing (Not moving). While a NC stealther knifed him to death.

[starrider]

was he LD???

[BlakkyZ8]

Well I had a very similar occurance on Konried... This was just recently after SWG released. It was dead and I was bored so I solo hacked a few bases when Finally I ran into the first opposition... A Vanu Cloaker who was also solo capping. We traded towers and bases for about 15 mins. We had /t'd eachothr a few times and struck up conversations about how we ambushed eachother. Well neither of us had gained any ground and we had both killed eachother exactly 7 times. Well I told him I was gonna recall because this cont. was dead. Well I assembled a squad for Ishundar at the sanc, but I told them we had a special mission. We stopped of at another base my friend was obviously solo capping and we I suppose we gave him a little scare ;).

Oh BTW Kylia, you killed me with your Gal on Ceryshen. There were about 6 NC inclding me all walking across a very narrow ridge to go up the side of one of those damn mountains and then this huge black thing pwnz two of us. I then see Kylia had Gal'd Blakky55. lol

[Intruder]

Originally posted by BlakkyZ8
Oh BTW Kylia, you killed me with your Gal on Ceryshen. There were about 6 NC inclding me all walking across a very narrow ridge to go up the side of one of those damn mountains and then this huge black thing pwnz two of us. I then see Kylia had Gal'd Blakky55. lol

:D must have been before I started taking SS's.
What baffles me (its probably the FPS mentality of if "I die I can just respawn") but Im heading head on towards a max, and he just sits there shooting at me, doesn't he realize that the GAL is ALOT bigger, has ALOT more armour, and he aint gonna stop it!

*baffled! :D

[Katanaboy]

Not really a kill, but a funny story nonetheless...

We (the vanu) were holding a base against an NC attack, when all of a sudden an NC galaxy flies over us, toward our tower. I'm thinking "Shit, they're gonna get the tower", so i begin trying to shoot it down. All of a sudden, out of the cargo hold drops an ANT...except that it lands on the corner of the tower, bounces off, hits a few trees, and explodes on contact with the ground...i wish i could have got a screenshot, but was probably laughing too hard.

[Fire_Monkey]

:rofl: heh great stories guys probably my funniest kill was, yesterday a squad of about 5 guys and me were heading out to cap some base on cyssor when we start exchanging towers with the NC, so along rolls a vanguard and the driver lets it get pwned by the turrets, anyway he drives back over the hill to repair it, and I kill him with my repeater ( i am an infl). Then his buddy hops out and starts repairing right in front of me, I finnish him off with a couple more rounds and hack the thing. Then one of my squadmates comes out to take some screens with the awesome looking vaguard and up drives and enforcer, he tries to ram the tank but i hop in and own him with that huge ass gun. Had to be some of the funnest/funniest kills i've ever had.