What would you do if you were sent to Tranquility Bay behaviour modification centre

[1024]

What would you do if you were sent here? (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,11913,987172,00.html?=rss)

I personally, now knowing aoubt it, would make absolutley no friends, follow the rules, and do anything i could possibly do to get out. I would show no remorse or guilt at all.

OP sounds like hell

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Heh. Deja Vu.

What?


I just had a moment of Deja Vu...

What happened?

Well, I saw a thread, then one just like it.


Shit.

What?

Deja Vu is a glitch in the Matrix, it means that they changed something.

[1024]

May i direct you to the title of the thread?

Its not the same thead man. Neo (pun intended) made a thread showing the site. This is waht you would do.

[GonePostal]

first of all when you go to one of these facilitys you cant talk to any other inmates and you wouldnt do shit to begin with cuz they will hurt you and when a 6'7 blackman who does this shti for aliving decides he doesnt liek teh way your talking you'll know

they will hurt you there if you fuck around

[Sando138]

People say i have a strong personality. I have a higher chance of developing psychic powers than getting out of there by non-escape means, because i resent authority figures who havent earned my respect. Previous statement being true, i'd probably use telekinesis to beat the chaperone's heads off the floor till they are no longer concious. Then i'd go around, psycically ripping doors from their hinges, and releasing my fellow prisoners, until i found the guy who runs this. him, I would put in OP for the rest of his life, or until every person who went through there kicked him in the nads.

It probably would never come to psionic powers, however, because i would fight tooth, fist, and nail to keep from going there in the first place.

[Searo]

Mental Implosion. Retreat inside mind, never come out.

[1024]

Originally posted by GonePostal
they will hurt you there if you fuck around

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[EarlyDawn]

Follow the rules, get out ASAP. Kill my parents and press charges on every single one of those fuckers, followed by a strike on the facility via helicopter as they got up out of bed.

Only operational perameters being: kill them all. Every last one.

[AztecWarrior]

"Every Amerikan thinks he is a cowboy." -Hans Gruber, Die Hard.

Let's face it. You have 200 perhaps uneducated, fully grown Jamaican men surrounding you. You are at a numerical disadvantage, completely discounting your possible lack of stregnth or the guard's surplus of stregnth. Hans Gruber has a point.

There is no contact with the outside world, so chances of rescue are slim. As in none.

Your parents are not British, they do NOT read the Observer, and even if they do will probably keep you there. If they are, oh well. So leaving isn't an option.

Running is probably your best/only option.

Again, I have no concept of the interior of the facility, but swimming around the gates sounds like a semi-good option. After staying for a while and faking compliance, you may be allowed outside (as in backyard.)

The next part is simple.

Run like fuck.

(Kids, if your parents are angry at you, you really should join the track team at your local school, get on a treadmill, or start excercising.)

Hiding in a local resident's house is a semi-good idea, Jamaican law probably prohibits people breaking in for no good reason. Jump the resident's fence, hide under a bed, and pray. But if they get in, you have a problem.

If Mrs. X asks you wtf you are doing in her house, you start lying. Like, you witnessed a murder and (number here) men are after you.

So you need to lose your pursuers somehow.

Begging for rides, hitchhiking, whatever it takes.

The guards probably have radios and can call for cars to back them up. So you can't sleep- KEEP MOVING!

Find the nearest Yellow Pages book availible and find the nearest US Embassy. Or UK embassy. Whatever.

(My mom wants me to get dual US-Mexican citizenship, so I have 2 choices to go to. The guard bastards will probably be at the US embassy, so I'll just pop in to the Mexican embassy, join my compadres, and call my Tio.)

Once you are there, you are leagally on United States/United Kingdom/Insert Your Country Here soil and they cannot chase you. :D

Telling mom and dad: well, you may want to call a relative first. You'll need to borrow a cell phone and ask for someone to fly over and pick you up.

[GonePostal]

wow


nope not happening once your there your stuck comply with the rules get out and kill your parents

[Jaged]

I don't know what I would do in real life, but in my own little fantasy world, I would have the time of my life. I would turn into a Hulk like monster and set all the prisoners free. Than I would completly destroy the facility and torture / kill the staff. I would personaly see to it that that kim guy would get OP for the rest of his pathetic life. Than I would find all the parents who sent there kids there and make them wish they were never born. Ahhh, that sounds soo fun. If only I could do that in real life. :)

[Crono]

Since I would be too wacked up afterwards to kill my parents, I kill myself on the way there.

[Sputty]

Personally, I'd kill myself but that's just me.

[Jaged]

I wonder what the suicide rate is there.......

[AztecWarrior]

Originally posted by Jaged
I don't know what I would do in real life, but in my own little fantasy world, I would have the time of my life. I would turn into a Hulk like monster and set all the prisoners free. Than I would completly destroy the facility and torture / kill the staff. I would personaly see to it that that kim guy would get OP for the rest of his pathetic life. Than I would find all the parents who sent there kids there and make them wish they were never born. Ahhh, that sounds soo fun. If only I could do that in real life. :)

Realism. Just run.

Evil Amerikan Kapitalist Society pushes macho-man life. In reality you are not macho-man. you will die. so just run

[Jaged]

I know I could never pull something like that off in real life. I am just a weak little boy who sits infront of his computer all day. Whats wrong with fantasizing?

[QuickStar]

(as starrider pointed out to me earlier) if i was stuck their , id find a weapon (a big long stick maybe?) , and beat as many of those bloody guards as i can till i get cought , if i take down all the guards in the area , id run like hell , then id prety much follow aztec's plan ;) sounds good to me

[Airlift]

More likely, what you would do is what everyone else there does, be broken and brainwashed.

[Navaron]

Just play the game. Say what they want you to, and *mean* it. Then get out, go home, kill your parents, take their shit and move to bermuda.

[Airlift]

It seems to me that the one thing they are really good at is figuring out whether the kid is really brainwashed or just going thru the motions. Let's say you are going thru the programme, and get all the way to Level 4, where you can start to see the light at the end of the tunnel. If they suspect you aren't being sincere in your responses, daily reports, interviews, etc. etc., BAM, you get an OP and are dropped to level 1. Next time you get to level 4, you are closer to being broken even if you still resist the wash. If they catch you slipping again, rinse and repeat.

Eventually, you will break. Either that, or they will have hardened you into the best sociopath (by sociopathic standards) ever, trained by brutality and incarceration to fool even the closest scrutiny. I could see a Ted Bundy coming out of Tranquility Bay, if the right ingredients go in.

[Sandman]

I would stab the "chaperones" with forks, knives, whatever i can get my hands on. I would cuss up a storm and kick the guys in the balls. Punch the girls in their breasts. I would refuse to do "OP" and bite, scratch, kick etc. I would rip out peoples hair and throw food, pee on people and whatever i could.

[Incompetent]

I would find a piece of broken glass, and it would be going in someones wrist