I actually found a troll today!

[NiteTiger]

Ok, first off, if this is the wrong forum, I apologize. Just had this experience and had to share.
I'd like to start by saying I've never actually met a troll in game. Sure, I'd heard horror stories about some flaming asshole sending moronic tells. But I'd never run into one. I kinda regarded them as one of those stories about the bogeyman. And then me and "Clouds" crossed paths...

I actually thought it was a friend's alt at first, just messing with me. Along about the time he said "WTF are you on?" I realized he was serious! That just made it all the more humorous to me :) I love how he was completely shocked that I wasn't left crushed by his witty reparte :)

http://nitetigersden.com/images/trollconvo.jpg

Now that I've found one, I hope I find more, it was too fun! I laughed harder than I have ingame for years...

[Hamma]

wtf? :lol:

[NiteTiger]

Like my macros, eh? :D
It's actually my "Get the fuck outta the way, GRENADES!" macro, I call it WTF, because ppl always say that when they chase the little smoking ball down the hall like a puppy.

[Lonehunter]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

OMG that's great!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RUEN]

:rofl:

[Happy lil Elf]

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the fact that he can't type, the fact that he's proud he found an infiltrator with darklight, or the fact you used the jackhammer as an argument to his lameness :p

[Crono]

Someone did something similar to me, only less extensive.

[NiteTiger]

No, I have no probs with the Jackhammer, that's why I have Surge :)
Just the fact he shot me in the back with it, then declared his 'uber-ness'.

I always knife infils, just seems like a waste of ammo otherwise :)

[RUEN]

Saw a knife fight between reinforced+melee booster, no darklight, and infil without booster, the inf won, but might have been do to lack of skill on the reinforced's part, was interesting though :D

[zannal]

so thats why you wernt able to talk while you were on (nice job beating the troll)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Dear Lord......
That is, without a doubt, the biggest moron I have ever seen when it comes to proper use of the English language. You could have just summarized that into

Cloud: ur gay!!!!1
NiteTiger: You lack skill!
Cloud: ur sooooo gay!!!!!1
NiteTiger: Your lack of skill makes me hearty with museful laughter!
Cloud: ummmm.......ur gay!!!!1

[NiteTiger]

Yup Zannal, I was having sooo much fun with this guy.

When he actually put "...coz if ur gonna message me 1 more time I won't reply", I knew it was a keeper!

Best part was, in all of his "1337" skills, and /ignore wasn't one of them. I sent him tells sporadically saying "Can you hear me now? Good." Finally I guess a squadmate told him the command, because after the fifth one I finally got a "Player is ignoring you" :)

[NiteTiger]

Damn Frog, I know I misspelled some things, but "biggest moron..." is a bit harsh!

Oh

Wait...

;)

[ghost018]

I wonder how many cert points a brain cost that guy...

ghost

[Robot]

a troll, eh?

what did it drop? where did it spawn? how long did you have to camp for it?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

^Quoth the Troll King^

[Robot]

PSU is the troll king?

lollllllllllllz

[Arakiel]

I regularly get this, or close to it:

"OMFG I KILLED U I SAW U ON TEH LEADERBOARD AND I THOUGHT U WERE GOOD BUT UR NOT LOLOLOL"

[NiteTiger]

Oh hey Arakiel, I've got a cool screenie showing one of Ahriman Corps Infils in action. If you've got a website that you'd like to put it on or something, I'll send it to you.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally posted by Robot
PSU is the troll king?

lollllllllllllz

Shut up.

[Robot]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Shut up.

:(

i don't actually mean to be a troll. i mostly am trying to be silly and rediculous, but it may come across as troll-like. i'll try to cut back on that

[1024]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Shut up.

Ooo, harsh.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Sry man, I just don't like getting insulted for things outside of my control (like the number of posts allowed per page, for instance).
:love:

[1024]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Sry man, I just don't like getting insulted for things outside of my control (like the number of posts allowed per page, for instance).
:love:


:love:

[Robot]

:love: :love: :love: :loev:loe:Vlovlorlel

[1024]

Originally posted by Robot
:love: :love: :love: :loev:loe:Vlovlorlel

:lol: someone needs to practice typing :nono:

[Arakiel]

Originally posted by NiteTiger
Oh hey Arakiel, I've got a cool screenie showing one of Ahriman Corps Infils in action. If you've got a website that you'd like to put it on or something, I'll send it to you.

Oh. Sure. Verizon killed my decent email account because their east-coast monopoly allows them to be incompetent, but, you can toss it to me at [email protected]. Or, AIM (Auraphex) works too.

Thanks. :)

[Spider]

Would that infil be me :brow: and if it's getting its ass kicked dont put it up :O_O: especially if its me lol

[NiteTiger]

Nope, it's actually of Sydarm.

Just for ease, I'll stick a high and low quality link to both pictures.

Don't Breathe-
.jpg (http://nitetigersden.com/images/dontbreathe.jpg) and the 3MB .bmp (http://nitetigersden.com/images/dontbreathe.bmp)

Bearing Gifts-
.jpg (http://nitetigersden.com/images/bearinggifts.jpg) and the 3MB .bmp (http://nitetigersden.com/images/bearinggifts.bmp)

To answer the questions I know are coming:
Yes he lived, that boomer took out the four there on the landing, including the one enraptured by the green fairies. He got off one more boomer at least in the spawn before a rocklet went beserk and cleared the room for him :)

And yes, that is my corpse...

[Spider]

LOL that's sydarm alright :D

Ahriman should be feared by now we have what? 5 to 10 people on the leader boards

(not sure of the total amount)

With limited numbers that is our clan is small compared to things like XoO and AT wich numbers are ridiculous

[Ravenblade]

WTF R U PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT, TROLL? WHAT TROLL? CAVE TROLL? WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT???:confused:

[Happy lil Elf]

...

Why would you bump a 16 day old post to make an ass out of yourself with caps lock on?

[Peacemaker]

Good question,

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