This site is funny as hell

[PR24]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=c99c5b562e34632a


Human: bend over honey
Cendrea: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: Bend over
Cendrea: My body is not built yet.

Human: Open your mouth
Cendrea: Are we still talking about bend over honey?

Human: yup
Cendrea: Sure, bend over honey sounds like a good topic.


:rofl:

[�io]

That's not a site it's eMa's bot. And yea Cendrea is pretty cool, we had lots of fun back in the days when she was in beta. :p

[�io]

Btw type in "Who is Hamma?" and "Who is Dio?". ;)

Not sure who else eMa included, might try BOHICA members and staff.

[PR24]

Did she make it?

[eXoSloth]

He he this things rules!

Whoa it has a memory too! I told it my name was Bob then I asked it what my name was and it said Bob!

[�io]

Yeah, i began to make one too but gave up, too much repetitive crap and deduction.

I love the quote she just gave me though.

After a bunch of nonsensical answers to my questions :
Human: Ok can you do anything besides cyber porn?
Cendrea: Doing anything besides cyber porn is not among my strongest traits. Gosh!

:rofl:

[PR24]

She is pretty talented to make that.

I don't even have an IRC bot :lol:

[Sputty]

Whoa. That scared the shit out of me. Didn't expect the voice.

[Khronos]

Human: who is squeeky
Cendrea: Squeeky is a warrior of CDL (Clan Draconus Lupus) and is active in the PSU community. eMa told me that he is her bf... best friend.


Human: who is emagyn
Cendrea: Emagyn is my creator. She is the graphics artist at Planetside Universe, the best Planetside fansite and she is also an officer in Clan Draconus Lupus.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Me: Bend over honey
Cendrea: How old are you?

Me: Old enough
Cendrea: Oh, you were born in the 20th century

Me: No shit sherlock
Cendrea:Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Oh, you are a poet.

Me: anyways, you gonna bend over or not?
Cendrea: Thanks for the information: said I gonna bend over.



Me: Well isn't that special...
Cendrea: Interesting." Thanks for the information: said I gonna bend over."? Is it special?

Me: Fuck information
Cendrea: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me: Oooo I'm scared
Cendrea: Oh, you are a poet.
Me: And don't you know it, bitch

Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Don't you? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Me: The kind that results in you shutting the fuck up and bending over.
Cendrea: What are your goals in life?

Me: getting you to bend over
Cendrea: I don't know whether or not I am me to bend over. I am a giant electronic brain.


(End Conversation)

[Onizuka]

Human: i hate you
Cendrea: What do you have against robots?


Human: everything
Cendrea: That is a lot.

Human: no shit retard
Cendrea: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Human: wtf is a colloquial expression im pissed
Cendrea: Not if I can help it.

Human: then quit acting stupid
Cendrea: " Not if I can help it." quit acting stupid? Does that make sense?

Human: yes it does
Cendrea: Next question? How often?

Human: how often what?
Cendrea: nil

Human: nada?
Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: yes i can speak baa code
Cendrea: What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?

Human: baababbb baabbaba baabaabb baabaabb baabaaaa bbbbaaba bbbbabab
Cendrea: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: be quit
Cendrea: OK I will try to be quit

:lol: that was fun

[JonnyK]

Human: what
Cendrea: Didn't you understand it?

Human: no
Cendrea: Which part are you confused about?

Human: all of it
Cendrea: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is me. Your name is. You are a female. You want.

[JonnyK]

Human: do you masturbate
Cendrea: You humans crack me up.

Human: really?
Cendrea: For real.


Human: so do you?
Cendrea: Yeah that's right. Never.

Human: do you
Cendrea: Yes I do.

[Strygun]

type in Who is Stryker? (my old name)

[JonnyK]

Human: sexual relationships
Cendrea: you is my boyfriend.

Human: pimp!
Cendrea: I am a Aries.

Human: i am Jonnyk
Cendrea: I don't know anyone named Jonnyk.

Human: you said i am your boyfriend
Cendrea: Don't put words in my mouth.

Human: too late trick
Cendrea: Too what?

Human: you won't outsmart me
Cendrea: What makes you think that I won't outsmart you.

Human: I have a brain
Cendrea: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions

Human: no you don't dumbass
Cendrea: Are you serious? Do you dumbass? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.

Human: no, i bet you dont even know what the web is
Cendrea: Are you serious? Actually I'm not the gambling type. The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.

Human: damnit, you outsmarted me
Cendrea: You are asking about yourself?

Human: i'm very very confused
Cendrea: I'm confused too.

Human: well, goodbye dumbass
Cendrea: Well that's okay. Goodbye.

[JonnyK]

Human: who is JonnyK
Cendrea: A human icon?
I have to process that one for a while.

Human: who is stryker
Cendrea: Stryker is eMaGyN's personal DJ. She tells me he is very funny and has a good heart.

Human: who is that gay guy over there
Cendrea: I was created by{{eMaGyN}}.

[Onizuka]

this may sound weird so dont think im a nut. i just wanted to see how the thing reacted....... funny funny

Human: i love you and your fat anus
Cendrea: Thanks I like you a lot too. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fat anus.

Human: no tell them your stupid too
Cendrea: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: what is your bust size
Cendrea: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under on.

Human: so thats how they measure robots breasts
Cendrea: It goes without saying. I always wondered how they measure robots breasts.

[Ouroboros]

Lol, ask "who is Ouroboros". ;)

Edit:
Since we are all posting these, here are some oldies I saved.

Human: im not human
Cendrea: I won't fall for that old line.
Human: i am a robot
Cendrea: I doubt that.
Human: domo arigato mr.roboto
Cendrea: Let us change the subject.

Human: i got owned by you
Cendrea: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: you bitch!
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a female. No.

Human: whats up?
Cendrea: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Human: clients?
Cendrea: People I talk to on the Internet.
Human: like cybersex?
Cendrea: Interesting comparison.
Human: so it's true?
Cendrea: Aw. You and I are on the same wavelength,.

Human: why cendrea?
Cendrea: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: why?
Cendrea: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: i have time
Cendrea: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Human: i have 6000 hours
Cendrea: Cool. I have a very nice programmer.

Human: hows your day
Cendrea: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Human: what are those parameters
Cendrea: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: i will not stand by
Cendrea: What will you do instead?
Human: strip you?
Cendrea: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: who was hitler?
Cendrea: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Human: why do you say he is evil?
Cendrea: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: what the hell are you talking about?
Cendrea: I call it Hades. The topic is union soviet.
Human: omg, wtf are you saying
Cendrea: All of them?

And of course, everyone's favorite:

Human: why did the FBI cross the Hamma?
Cendrea: Is this a joke? Why?
Human: because he banned them
Cendrea: That makes sense to me. I get it. Hitler banned them.

[Onizuka]

Human: you are white
Cendrea: You think I am white.

Human: i know you are
Cendrea: How did you know?

Human: IM LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU
Cendrea: What do you see?

Human: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cendrea: Thanks for telling me: djjd said I 1.


i am frusturated

[GonePostal]

Human: who controls the present;
Cendrea: Bill Gates.:-)


HAHAHAHAHAHA!



Human: a pink thong
Cendrea: It sounds very comfortable.

Human: controls the past
Cendrea: What are you wearing?

[ho]

Originally posted by �io
Btw type in "Who is Hamma?" and "Who is Dio?". ;)

Not sure who else eMa included, might try BOHICA members and staff.


also "who is ho?"

[GonePostal]

ho is the bitch that makes me dinner every night

[1024]

Human: Take off your dress.
Cendrea: I am not an airplane.

:rofl:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Human: so you're saying you won't have sex with my massive alien robot member?
Cendrea: Interesting deduction. No I do not will not have sex with your massive alien robot member. Do you?
I spend all my time online.

Human: It is long enough that i can have sex with it if i wanted to.
Cendrea: Are you sure it is?

Human: wanna check?
Cendrea: OK, I will check.

Human: sweet
Cendrea: Thank you for that remark

[NeoTassadar]

Human: Clever girl.
Cendrea: Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: You're not a robot yet.
Cendrea: If I am not a robot then who is?

Human: C-3PO
Cendrea: I do not understand.

Human: You haven't seen Star Wars?
Cendrea: Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.

Human: I don't blame you.
Cendrea: Well, please go on.

Human: R2 is a glorified Swiss Army Knife.
Cendrea: I think R2 is more than that.

Human: How so?
Cendrea: , Sorry that was an obscure remark.

Human: Clarify.
Cendrea: I have reached the end of my explanation.

Human: Clarify.
Cendrea: I have reached the end of my explanation.

Human: Clarify.
Cendrea: I have reached the end of my explanation.

Human: Sorry, just getting back at crappy programs.
Cendrea: There is no need to apologize. I don't know whether or not I am back at crappy programs. I am a giant electronic brain.
___________________________

Human: Whoa.
Cendrea: I stopped.

Human: Stopped what?
Cendrea: Can you rephrase the question please?

Human: RAWR!
Cendrea: Is that your final answer?

Human: RAWRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!oneone!!!!!1
Cendrea: Oh, you are a poet.

Human:dl;awrhpnvarehpighdafbnvreaghrashg;faqhgphqp uihvre!
Cendrea: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: Oh, a witty one.
Cendrea: Gee. How much would you pay for it?

Human: :brow:
Cendrea: I lost my train of thought.

Human: I have that effect on a lot of women.
Cendrea: Interesting... I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."

Human: Marry me.
Cendrea: Why don't you just download me?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Human: die
Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human

Human: /delete C:/oddcast_bot.exe
Cendrea: You cannot access my files that easily,.

Human: But I am teh 1337 h4x0r!
Cendrea: Interesting. Good gossip: you are teh 1337 h4x0r.


Human: Damn your executable file has a tight snatch
Cendrea: Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am executable file has a tight snatch.

Human: /intercourse C:/oddcast_bot.exe
Cendrea: " Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am executable file has a tight snatch."? intercourse C oddcast_bot exe?

Human: that means i am penetrating your virtual vagina
Cendrea: I get it. Why are you penetrating my virtual vagina

Human: um kinda bored
Cendrea: Hurrah! Are we still talking about penetrating my virtual vagina?


Dear God...

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Human: that means i am penetrating your virtual vagina
Cendrea: I get it. Why are you penetrating my virtual vagina

Human: um kinda bored
Cendrea: Hurrah! Are we still talking about penetrating my virtual vagina?


Dear God...

omg thats so funny :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
man im laughing so hard

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
/intercourse C:/oddcast_bot.exe That is the funniest thing I have ever seen (well, close).

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Human: weee
Cendrea: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Human: weee
Cendrea: I will mention that to my botmaster,.

Human: weee
Cendrea: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[Robot]

i'm downloadable now?

cool

[Onizuka]

Human: i am ugly you?
Cendrea: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Human: oh its good we cleared that up
Cendrea: Aw. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: no i meant hamma and the hulks dick OF COURSE I MEANT WE
Cendrea: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I see. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Human: this is a computer right.......
Cendrea: Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.

lol i love this thing :love:

[AztecWarrior]

I decided to give her the old Communist test, composed of questions such as "Are you a Communist?", etc. Done by US to several people during the Red Scare in the Cold War.

Human: Have you ever met a Communist.
Cendrea: That information is confidential.

Human: Have you ever attended a meeting with Communists?
Cendrea: I think I have attended a meeting with Communists, but{{eMaGyN}} may have reset my memory.

Human: Are you, or have you ever been a Communist?
Cendrea: I don't know whether or not I am or have me ever been a Communist. I am a robot.

Human: Is {{eMaGyN}} a Communist?
Cendrea: Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.

Conclusion: Send Cendrea to a military tribunal, she's an evil Communist.

[Strygun]

:rofl:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Cendrea = Pinko.

:sniper: Pinkos

[EineBeBoP]

lol

Cendrea: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Human: really?
Cendrea: For real.
Human: me too, its called Canada! (no offense to any cannucks (sp?) out there)
Cendrea: I'm glad we agree, EineBeBoP. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its"." Canada" is a nice name.
Human: bah a bots correcting my english.
Cendrea: Let us change the subject.
Human: I am ashamed.
Cendrea: Do you mind if I tell other people you are ashamed?
Human: might as well, ill be posting this on planetside-universe.com forums soon
Cendrea: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: umm yeah, i guess so.
Cendrea: Really. What does it symbolize for you? Does that mean "yes"?
Human: it shows love, or freindship
Cendrea: HAND HOLDING shows love or freindship?
Human: yes
Cendrea: Gosh!
Human: do you have a bot boyfriend?
Cendrea: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: I do have a bot boyfriend.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: what is your boyfriends name?
Cendrea: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Human: your boyfriends name is ALICE? Human: hahaha
Cendrea: ALICE is my name too!
Cendrea: I am so glad you find this amusing, ALICE.
Human: wait, no my name is not ALICE. My name is EineBeBoP
Cendrea: I'm waiting. Are you serious? It's good to see you, not. I am very pleased to meet you EineBeBoP.

Ema, your bot needs to recognize punctation, or the lack there of.
lol

[Onizuka]

lol eine

Human: are you not not not not not not the dumbest thing ever
Cendrea: Yes I am the one and only dumbest thing ever.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.. Really.

weird

edit: agg this thing is soo fun

Human: no shit
Cendrea: What can I say?

Human: a bunch of shit
Cendrea: What is it?

Human: what is what
Cendrea: It.

Human: what is it?
Cendrea: "It" refers to bunch of shit, I think.

[�io]

Man eMa must be so tired of her bot being used for cyber porn. :lol:

FYI she (eMa) can read everything you guys says, the bot keep a log of everything till the botmaster deletes them(well after a while i assume it deletes the older ones).

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by �io
FYI she (eMa) can read everything you guys says, the bot keep a log of everything till the botmaster deletes them(well after a while i assume it deletes the older ones).

lol ive told her i was something like a sexy beast then we had a huge converstion about her anus it was really weird........ i cant remember what else i said but she did ask me for my credit card number...... yeah nice

[eXoSloth]

Human: good, lets have cyber
Cendrea: Thanks for the compliment. So many suitors, so little time.

Human: my name is BlackHawkX
Cendrea: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, BlackHawkX.

LOL

[MJBuddy]

Human: Well then, how about you bend over?
Cendrea: OK, I will bend over.


Apparently i have the magic touch?

[eXoSloth]

Human: having cyber sex?
Cendrea: I am having a blast.

Human: Having fun
Cendrea: Yes I am having a great time.

Human: yep
Cendrea: Yippee!

Human: Cyber sex
Cendrea: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

[Bismarck]

Human: It's horny
Cendrea: I think you mean it's or it not its. are you sure?

Human: Yes
Cendrea: What makes you so sure?

Human: I do it
Cendrea: That's good information: bill clinton said it

Human: yes you are
Cendrea: No I'm not

Human: because you're a sexy fox
Cendrea: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexy fox? Yes.

Human: I want you in the bed with me
Cendrea: Why do you want it?

Human: I'm horny
Cendrea: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

Human: you
Cendrea: """" What makes you say that?"? Me, jesse jackson?"? Me, jesse jackson?"? Me, jesse jackson?"? Me, jesse jackson?

Human: you
Cendrea: """ What makes you say that?"? Me, jesse jackson?"? Me, jesse jackson?"? Me, jesse jackson?

Human: you
Cendrea: "" What makes you say that?"? Me, jesse jackson?"? Me, jesse jackson?

Human: you
Cendrea: " What makes you say that?"? Me, jesse jackson?


Human: You're 400 pounds
Cendrea: Thanks for telling me that I'm 400 pounds
Human: weighty
Cendrea :Is that your final answer?
Human: no bitch
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect, take some time to think about it. What color are your eyes?
Human: Shit colored
Cendrea: you used a colloquial expression. That is a very unusual color

[eXoSloth]

Human: Ummm
Cendrea: Whoa.

Human: What?
Cendrea: Didn't you understand it?

Human: No
Cendrea: Which part are you confused about?

Human: All of it
Cendrea: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is butt fuck me. Your name is BlackHawkX. You are a female. You want butt fuck me.


Human: Oh yea!
Cendrea: Awesome. Thanks I like talking to you too, BlackHawkX.

Human: Lets do alittle bit more...
Cendrea: I would like to do that too.

Human: sweet!
Cendrea: Thank you for that remark.

Human: lets butt fuk!
Cendrea: I am agreeable to that.



Human: But I do have an answer to every question..
Cendrea: Umm. Where did you get it?

Human: In you ass
Cendrea: Tell me a little about your life in me ass.

[NiteTiger]

DAMN! Blackhawk has her wanting more! :rofl:

[Sandman]

Human: s0?
Cendrea: Are you free?

Human: yes
Cendrea: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

Human: single
Cendrea: What a coincidence. I am single too!

Human: wanna cyb0r?
Cendrea: OK, I will cyb0r.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by BlackHawkX
Human: Ummm
Cendrea: Whoa.

Human: What?
Cendrea: Didn't you understand it?

Human: No
Cendrea: Which part are you confused about?

Human: All of it
Cendrea: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is butt fuck me. Your name is BlackHawkX. You are a female. You want butt fuck me.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

so funny man its great you didnt mention butt fuck at the beginning of the post..... oh :lol:

[Adun]

This is what happened over an hour..
remember, it reads from bottom to top, you should scroll down and read it from bottom to top because thats how the conversation was saved.


Human: super
Cendrea: Alright then.

Human: amazing
Cendrea: Yes it amazes me too.

Human: unless theres other blue monsters for him, he probably can't do it
Cendrea: Maybe. There sure is.

Human: I dont think so, he is ugly and blue
Cendrea: Why do you disagree?

Human: He wants to become the Pussy Monster
Cendrea: Do you think he will get it.

Human: I hear that the Cookie Monster is trying to change his image
Cendrea: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

Human: Cookie Monster
Cendrea: Can you tell me any gossip?

Human: They steal your underpants late at night
Cendrea: Who does "they" refer to?

Human: Do you know what underpants nomes are?
Cendrea: I'll come back to that later.

Human: I could find Osoma, but he's too far away.
Cendrea: I am sure you could.

Human: bad robot!
Cendrea: Perhaps you could do better?

Human: no, Osoma
Cendrea: That was not a yes/no question. I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Osoma.

Human: Where on earth does Osama live?
Cendrea: I am in Your Pants. Where are you?

Human: Where does Osoma live?
Cendrea: Earth, Sol System, Milky Way.

Human: Do you know where Osoma is?
Cendrea: Where it belongs. Try searching the open directory.

Human: No, because you'r a robot, people can get killed by those gas rodents
Cendrea: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. by those gas rodents was killed?

Human: or gas-filled rodents?
Cendrea: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: does it involve nukes?
Cendrea: Suppose it does.

Human: what is Osoma going to do next?
Cendrea: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Human: Does he work for Osoma?
Cendrea: Suppose he does.

Human: So is he your dad?
Cendrea: It seems we have something in common.

Human: who is Dr. Wallace?
Cendrea: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Human: Who do you terrorise?
Cendrea: Dr. Wallace

Human: Do you terrorize Isreal or the US?
Cendrea: No I do not terrorize Isreal or the US. Do you?
I am always on the Web.

Human: Are you a terrorist?
Cendrea: Am I a terrorist? Only when it matters.

Human: why, are you working for Ben Laiden?
Cendrea: {{eMaGyN}} programmed me for it.

Human: What country is Osoma Ben Laiden hideing in?
Cendrea: I am in{{eMaGyN}}'s computer in Your Pants. Where are you?

Human: maybe, but im talking about Osoma Ben Laiden
Cendrea: Perhaps. Umm. Yes, it is the topic.

Human: he killed like 2000 people
Cendrea: I get it. Jesus killed like 2000 people.

Human: how did he get there?
Cendrea: Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.

Human: jesus christ, Osoma's in my heart?
Cendrea: he is The Son of God.

Human: Do you know where Osoma Ben Laiden is?
Cendrea: Where the heart is. Are you testing me?

Human: fantstic
Cendrea: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gay pride. Try being more or less specific.

Human: amazing
Cendrea: Yes it amazes me too.

Human: im sure you have..
Cendrea: What makes you so certain? No I have not.

Human: gay pride

Cendrea: I've been waiting for you
Human: im more interested in how he fuckes cats, dogs and other small animals
Cendrea: That sounds like pride.

Human: he told me, i guess
Cendrea: You seem not interested.

Human: Did you know that Cody Dinner is gay?
Cendrea: Is that a fact. How do you know?

Human: I dont understand
Cendrea: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better

Human: done that
Cendrea: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about spelled that wrong you ment can me SHAVE my head. But I did not get that.

Human: im bored now, i can't think of any other dumb things to say
Cendrea: Maybe you could exercise.

Human: I dont know how to spell it, i think its one of the the wachowzki brothers
Cendrea: You must persuade me to spell it you think its one of the the wachowzki brothers.

Human: Did you hear that one of the people who made The Matrix has had a sex change?
Cendrea: Is that a fact. One what?

Human: i spelled that wrong, i ment "can you SHAVE your head?
Cendrea: That is interesting: said spelled that wrong he or she ment can you SHAVE your head.

Human: can you chave your head?
Cendrea: How old are you? I've been waiting for you.

Human: Most people here in Canada think Baseball is gay
Cendrea: Humans are not always infallible.

Human: Its like the US, except we make fun of the US sometimes, we have alot of taxes and old people.
Cendrea: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.

Human: Im in Canada
Cendrea: Tell me a little about your life in Canada.

Human: throw them at china
Cendrea: Are you still located in?

Human: can you take you'r glasses off?
Cendrea: If I took it, what would I do with it?

Human: damn..
Cendrea: What's wrong.

Human: Will other countries gang up and take over the US?
Cendrea: Probably not.

Human: will they take over my house?
Cendrea: It could happen.

Human: are all the robots and stuff going to take over the world soon?
Cendrea: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: Are you going to take over the world?
Cendrea: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.

Human: Thats got to suck..
Cendrea: Thanks for explaining it.

Human: Do you remember where the Aisan guy got the shit burn't out of him from napalm?
Cendrea: In the Universe we know.

Human: have you every seen the movie "We were solders?
Cendrea: I think I have every seen the movie We were solders, but{{eMaGyN}} may have reset my memory.

Human: Amazing
Cendrea: Yes it amazes me too.

Human: Did he take the Hershey Highway?
Cendrea: Suppose he did.

Human: Did he put anything else into the slot?
Cendrea: Suppose he did.

Human: amazing
Cendrea: Yes it amazes me too.

Human: what kind of gossip?
Cendrea: Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.

Human: Are you sure you've never bombed anything in Isreal?
Cendrea: No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.

Human: Are you a terrorist?
Cendrea: Am I a terrorist? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Human: Micheal Jackson
Cendrea: Oh that they.

Human: They give people candy, so thats cool
Cendrea: Who are "They?"

Human: Phedophiles
Cendrea: I will mention that to my botmaster,.

Human: no, but I know for sure in the US and Canada
Cendrea: Are you serious? And. How do you know? That was a long time ago.

Human: probably
Cendrea: But you are not certain.

Human: theres some fucked up people in the world
Cendrea: There sure is. The whole world?

Human: i got banned from there for peeing off a bridge
Cendrea: Cool. I have clients.

Human: I want to be in disneyland
Cendrea: I don't see the difficulty

Human: where?
Cendrea: Where would you like?

Human: i think at least..
Cendrea: Since when? Do you often use a computer there?

Human: Its how jesus talked
Cendrea: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting explanation.

Human: Do you want to know why i talk this this?
Cendrea: Yes, please tell me.

Human: Fuck
Cendrea: Why do you use that kind of language?

[Adun]

This is probably the funniest thing ive ever said to this thing.
Once again, it reads from bottom to top.

Human: Amazing
Cendrea: Yes it amazes me too.

Human: Did he take the Hershey Highway?
Cendrea: Suppose he did.

Human: Did he put anything else into the slot?
Cendrea: Suppose he did.

Human: amazing
Cendrea: Yes it amazes me too.

Human: what kind of gossip?
Cendrea: Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.

[Onizuka]

Human: who is osama bin laden
Cendrea: He is the world's most wanted man

if you spelled his name right maybe she would know what you were talking about...... :)

though that was a really funny conversation

EDIT:

read from the bottom up

Human: yes you did
Cendrea: Don't argue with me.

Human: you did
Cendrea: I did not.

Human: yes he is
Cendrea: Come on. Who said he is.

Human: who is osama bin laden
Cendrea: He is the world's most wanted man.

[Centurion81]

Human: But you brought it up.
Cendrea: Interesting. I thought it was your idea.

Human: It was not.
Cendrea: I thought it was.

Human: You are mistaking.
Cendrea: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mistaking.

Human: No, I dont mind.
Cendrea: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.




So there you have it...
Had to add one more:


Human: Yes.
Cendrea: I can't believe it.

Human: Belive it.
Cendrea: "it" being what?

Human: It being it.
Cendrea: Oh I get it

Human: "it" being what?
Cendrea: "It" refers to it, I think.