I blew up my toilet

[Doobz]

well, i chunked a firecracker down my toilet and it blew a nice sized chunk out of it. it killed the water pressure in my house and most of my neighborhood.

i got in trouble and now have to pay for it

[TG_NightHawk]

There goes your money for PS & upgrades to the pc!:rofl:

[Airlift]

I'd much rather have a new PC than a broken toilet

[Doobz]

nah, its not that much.

i wasnt gonna upgrade anyway.

i think it's funny more than anything else

[Toimu]

:rofl: You do that at school, not your house :doh:

[Navaron]

You do that at school, not your house

Jeez dumbass. Heres a good one. Take a baggie of instant cement powder to school and pour it in the same shitter every day, buy the end of the school year they'll be replacing the pipes. Wait, thats not funny, thats my tax money.

[skin]

/me points finger @ doobz and saughs hysterically:rofl:
did you have to pay to get the prime back?

[Doobz]

i only gotta pay about 100 bucks to get it replaced.

im still trying to figure out how i killed the water pressure for the entire neighborhood

[Doobz]

nah, if u do it at school, u get arrested

i wasnt gonna upgrade, i have a g4 ti 4600 and 512mb ram, p4 1.8

[TG_NightHawk]

Alrighty then...go bomb your buddies toilets then, money is no object...soon your whole town will have no water pressure!!:lol:

[Navaron]

I had a prof in college and we were talking about peaceful sabotage as protest, and he had the best ever. He lived in a small college community, and they were going to almost double tuition. So everyone rallied and went to the deans office. Well the dean didn't give in so every sympathetic person in the town arranged a way to send a message. They gave the dean 48 hours and of course no response. SO then at 2 in the afternoon on the second day, every sympathetic person in town flushed their toilet. In a town of 6,000, 2500 flushes causes trouble. It destroyed the towns water supply and the Army Corp of Engineers had to be called in to refill the resevoir. Needless to say, it worked.

[Toimu]

:rofl: That great, I love it.

[Navaron]

Yep, that'll get your attention.

[Doobz]

thats one of the most awsome things ever:cool:

[FireFrenzy]

I really don't know what to say, so luckily I have a gremlin that can do it for me.

:stupid:

[Qanamil_Rafiki]

I've heard that cement + toilet thing before, but in this version you get a wet sponge and tie a string around it really tight and let it dry. Then cut the string and cover it in quick-drying cement powder. Flush that bad boy and it'll expand and get stuck in the piping, then solidify and hello destroyed piping.

My favorite thing though is to go to someones house at night and stick forks/spoons/sporks in every single area of their front yard so that when they leave in the morning, they're faced with a sea of utensils facing them.

[Zumthor]

you need to do it with plastic forks/spoons, othwise you loose all of your good utensils. and doing it in the winter is hard, cause the grounds cold and hard.

[Hamma]

:lol:

Good move :rofl: