I'm in wub....

[Squeeky]

So, heres the story of how i met Nikki

Nikki is a 14 year old soon to be sophomore at the highschool across town. My ex girlfriends best friend. So i talk to her on AIM for lik 7 months and she invites me to go to the movies. So we go, and this girl is incredible looking. Pics below...

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/cavalcade%20%2703%20021.jpg
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/cavalcade%20%2703%20020.jpg




She is obviously the one holding the flowers, the other people are her family.


This girl is amazing. I had no idea what she looked like and i could care less. So i walk up, we start talking, and after the movie "Pirates of the caribean" we were gonna sneak into "The Italian Job" but me and her decided to stay outside of the theatre and talk. We spent 2 hours talking, and i totally dig this chick. So she invites me to her BBQ at the beach today, over the weekend we spent lots of time talking on the phone. At the beach we walk to the harbor and sit on the jetty. Being the pimp i am, i sneak in a kiss. But my hormones took over and we were making out before i could say "Score". We walk back both grinning, i ask her out, and i got a girlfriend.

I am psyched, this girl is amazing. She loves computers, she does dance, softball, volleyball, and soccer. Sweetest person you will ever meet. Down to earth, and she could give a shit about a guys looks. She is really popular because she is the nicest chick ever.

SQUEEKY HAS A GIRLFRIEND


Woooooooot :thumbsup:


Sorry, had to tell someone about my goodluck and who other than my buddies at PSU!

[JonnyK]

congrats :D


i give it a week:rolleyes:

[AsylumX]

a chick that digs computers? can you find me one of those, please? and not one that just talks on aim and can interpret a mirc script please...lol

AsylumX

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by JonnyK

i give it a week:rolleyes:


:mad:

[Spider]

Ah... shit were doomed! :no:




(good luck man :D)

[AsylumX]

4 replies in 4minutes? i think that's a record, lol

AsylumX

[1024]

Is like california the only place where the minority is white people, or is it me?

[AsylumX]

so...this girl, i can't help but ask

she's the one on the far right?

*waits for hilarity to ensue*

AsylumX

[AztecWarrior]

Squeeky:

A Winnar Is You.

Good luck!

*Fires off massive artillery strike in salute, which ends up landing somewhere in south Miami, killing 23 and injuring 71.*

[Spider]

No... vancouver :lol:

Why go to japan! When you can go to Vancouver! Same restrictions apply to China.

[Spider]

Oh and for christs sakes! SQUEEKY! If she asks ''Do you think I look fat?'' Or any kind of variations of this questions!!! DO NOT HESITATE FOR THE AWNSER! (and dont say yes)

A couple of weeks ago I did (hesistated and then said no..) :O_O: 3 kicks in the nads in a row. Lemme tell you that's learning the hard way... but she made it all better after the date :brow:

You don't want that now do you! some hot girl in your pants with your.... wait what was I trying to tell you at first...

note: I never saw her after that date so...... sucks eh

[NeoTassadar]

Congrats.

[Sentrosi]

Originally posted by Squeeky
and she could give a shit about a guys looks.
Obviously....


:brow:maxin teh uber macho machismo man <3 for ya dewd!:brow:


Congratulations! I'll e-mail Ema and tell her the sad news.....

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by AztecWarrior
*Fires off massive artillery strike in salute, which ends up landing somewhere in south Miami, killing 23 and injuring 71.* there goes my second cousin.......

an theres more latin here in cal i think......which i aprove of :nod: .




o yea, g/l squeeky. :nod:



/edit/ o wait, u say u finally got a g/f..........so does taht mean u had a b/f before her?:D :p

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Squeeky
So, heres the story of how i met Nikki


That's as far as I got.

I see the future.

Coming soon to a drama near you.


**Squeeky** "The pussy whipped days"

Soon he will tell us of his enjoyment of kissing her ass and how he likes being a bitch. After a few more emotional moments it'll end. Ofcourse he will be on the losing in of the stick... which she shoves up a cows ass.

Shall we take bets on when this relationship falls?


He falls in love... She blows him off after a month. This is life.

[Deamon32]

alright i know that about 95% of u guys on this board are nerds out the ass, so if one of u guys gets a girlfriend, or even gets gets to touch a girl or w/e, the rest of u have like a celebration, but dude u got a girlfriend get over it, stop being a nerd and u might get more, and dont be a little idiot and go bragging on a planetside board, i know u have low self-esteem, and getting a chick raises it by a couple of noches, and then having other nerds on a planetside board cheer u on raises it even more, but ur a idiot end of story

oh and dont ban me, cause i wanna have fun arguing with the 95% flamers/nerds on here

[AsylumX]

man don't be such a fucktard, he's happy and he's got friends...do you neglect to mention everything that happens in your life to your friends?

No? i didn't think so, and you're the one trolling the boards posting useless shit like this, yet you tell poor 'lil squeeky to get a life? kind of hypocritical aren't we?

AsylumX

[Deamon32]

actually my friend told me about this post so i registered about 5 min ago, i tell my FRIENDS what happens in my life, not some random douche bags on a internet forum, im glad squeeky finally has a real life friend, but wow, one friend, way to go dude

[AsylumX]

lol, yup, you really must have a life

and the counter, well you're replying so you can't have much of a life either won't work...i know i don't have a life :D

AsylumX

[Deamon32]

actually i got a new hobby, i make fun of nerds on this board, i started about 10 min ago

i respect all u 1337 h4x0rz out there, leaves more chicks for the real guys

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Deamon32
i respect all u 1337 h4x0rz out there, leaves more chicks for the real guys

and i respect all the "real guys", theyre wiping my shit off a toilate seat right now somewhere.

look ifs someones happy you give him/her a :thumbsup:

apparently you dont know squeeky

[AsylumX]

:thumbsup:

AsylumX

[ZionsFire]

Demon32 as he is called is a prime example of a primative human
judging ppl before he knows them we should not get close as he will drag us to his level and win with expirience thats my show for today.

also a basic human in this case is called a FUCKARD! that concludes todays episode

[�io]

Originally posted by Deamon32
alright i know that about 95% of u guys on this board are nerds out the ass, so if one of u guys gets a girlfriend, or even gets gets to touch a girl or w/e, the rest of u have like a celebration, but dude u got a girlfriend get over it, stop being a nerd and u might get more, and dont be a little idiot and go bragging on a planetside board, i know u have low self-esteem, and getting a chick raises it by a couple of noches, and then having other nerds on a planetside board cheer u on raises it even more, but ur a idiot end of story

oh and dont ban me, cause i wanna have fun arguing with the 95% flamers/nerds on here

Sorry man but from where i stand you're the guy with low self esteem.

Which is the bigger loser, the guy who tells his friends (online or not) about his new GF or the guy who takes the time out of his day to register and post at a forum just to argue ?

:nod:

Anyhoo congrats Squeeks, glad to hear it. :thumbsup:

Did you tell her about Hamma yet ? :brow:

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Mtx
Shall we take bets on when this relationship falls? earlyest- 2 weeks, longest-5 months. just a simple 10 bucks on both bets.


but i'm kinda happy right now, so i'll just be the backup man or sumtin.....:rolleyes:


o yea, speakin of this.......i fergot to tell me lil story in my "back" thread.

[Deamon32]

hahaha the real guys wiping the shit off the toilet seats, obviously u gotta get over the sterotypes, i know u kids tell urself that one day ull be more liked than the real guys, and that the nerds will rule the world, but forget it, this is the real world, hahaha i dont have low self esteem, i just have a couple of free hours at night, and i might as well just flame u idiots cause its fun to see everyone getting all acted up

hahaha me dragging u down to my level, u guys are at the bottom level, if anything u talking to me might help u out, but i seriously doubt it

[Onizuka]

you need to be raped for good measure :p

[Deamon32]

hahahah raped by who? the nerds who just cant get any girls period?

[AsylumX]

give it up Demon you're own3d

edit: gdm pic didn't want to work

[ZionsFire]

why are you still here?
(directed at demon)

[Deamon32]

hey i know its hard to read but get the name right douche bag, and y am i here, cause me and my friends, yes real life friends, are having a blast reading ur guys replys

[ZionsFire]

hey demon find a guy named lonehunter137 click on the link in his sig

[Onizuka]

how old are you? 12 maybe? where are you getting all this nerd shit? we are just people that play this particular game that go to this forum.

you registered for the sole purpose of flaming and that=ban.

cya :)

[ZionsFire]

Oni get that link from lonehunter and reserve it for FUCKARDS like him

[Deamon32]

if i get baned w/e that ruins my fun i guess, but shows how u guys got no balls, and age doesnt matter someone 12 years old might be more mature than a 40 year old person, so age is shit, where am i getting this nerd shit, who esle talks about his girlfriend on a forum and then has like 20 people cheering him on, a nerd

[ZionsFire]

how can you call him a nerd you probably have your uncle to keep you company

[Deamon32]

no i dont, but im sure u know all about uncles keeping people company so tell us all about it cause im sure someone out there cares

[Onizuka]

ack that was painful......oh well, theres gotta be flaming shitballs somewhere... or else there would be no "real people"

[Deamon32]

oh i know, and these "flaming shitballs" as u call them, are gonna keep me eintertained for the night

[Onizuka]

no actually, im blowing you off. goodnight fucktard

[AsylumX]

Just curious, so would this "friend" of yours play Planetside? if not why the hell would he be browsing these forums...guess that makes him a nerd. And you're affiliated with a nerd!

hey guess what everyone, deamon knows a nerd!

[Deamon32]

u blew me off, i didnt see it, sorry try again

[Deamon32]

alright now i dont remember saying that all people that play computer games are nerds, probably 95% of them are, and i said 95% of the people on this board are nerds

[AsylumX]

nice try, but you lost, fuck off

k thanks bye

[Bismarck]

Originally posted by Deamon32
and age doesnt matter someone 12 years old might be more mature than a 40 year old person, so age is shit, d


This response proves that he is under the age of 12. No jock or prep or whatever the hell that retard is wouldn't take that opportunity to the bank if they really were over 12.

i think you might wanna see Big-Bro's picture before you start talkin about us all being nerds and wimps or whatever.

[Deamon32]

oh and which one of u all of a sudden deceided that the new cool thing to say is fucktard? very immature, i think i hear people using that im middle school now

[ZionsFire]

so demon did you find that link if not go to game discussion and the thread called higher BR click on that link in his sig

[Deamon32]

hahaha alright show me a pic then, see if i care and like i said age doesnt matter, if u say im under 12 thats fine i guess im under 12 then

[diluted]

Originally posted by Bismarck
This response proves that he is under the age of 12.


no, not at all. you just assumed that to feel comfortable with the imaginary knowledge you have given yourself.

[ZionsFire]

thats not his brother idiot

<<<by the way look at my avatar

[Deamon32]

or u could copy and paste the link, but i guess u arnt that smart, oh and by the way, its called a pop up killer works wonders

[Deamon32]

crap ur avatar sais it all, im way hurt now

[BUGGER]

deamon, leave.

[Deamon32]

hahaha yes sir
i guess since it sais l33t whore under ur name and mine sais recruit u think u got authority over me

[BUGGER]

......u think thats funnay eh?



leave, ur a waste of time.

[Deamon32]

the funny thing is, if u think this is a waste of time y do u keep on replying?

[ZionsFire]

but on topic congratz squeeky
very nice:thumbsup: ::eek:

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Deamon32
the funny thing is, if u think this is a waste of time y do u keep on replying? the hell do u keep on thinkin shit up, dont u think thats a waste? eh? ya wana call us nerds, go for it, ur one urself for actually postin here, so go dace with som1 else ya lil fuckup.

[Deamon32]

hahaha if u havnt read it already, me and my friends are getting a kick out of this, and right now i got free time, so i might as well put it to good use, and bugger let that wigger out "the hell do u keep on thinkin shit up"

[Bismarck]

Originally posted by diluted
no, not at all. you just assumed that to feel comfortable with the imaginary knowledge you have given yourself.

You're gonna tell a high school freshman what it means to be a jock and all that that implies????

You're preaching to the choir.

[Deamon32]

hahaha listen to diluted out of all the replies i have seen hes the only one that said something smart 2nd of all who brought up jocks, high school doesnt just exist as jocks and nerds anymore

[diluted]

You're gonna tell a high school freshman what it means to be a jock and all that that implies????

you're making no sense. how about you get your head out of your ass and say it again -- WAIT A SECOND!! FRESHMAN?! holy shit im afraid man. yikes.

[BUGGER]

yea, elementary is wher u came from.

[Deamon32]

doesnt everyone come from elementary school?

[Bismarck]

Originally posted by Deamon32
hahaha listen to diluted out of all the replies i have seen hes the only one that said something smart 2nd of all who brought up jocks, high school doesnt just exist as jocks and nerds anymore

Shit, you're getting me pissed off now.


Yeah deamon I saw your mom last week, actually it might have been your sister, I couldn't tell since I had a bag over her head.

I think I know you from somewhere, yeah, you're THE ANAL INTRUDER on one of the BF 42 forums I go to.

Oh wait that's you're butt-buddies name, you're THE RECTUM RAIDER.





Please, don't even try me fool

[ZionsFire]

Demon just leave really leave this time we are tired of your shit some of us have a life so you and your friends leave you have no respect for other ppl oh and get your friends dick out of your mouth

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Deamon32
doesnt everyone come from elementary school? u are....

[Deamon32]

HAHAHAHA busting out the mom and sister jokes, yea those were from elementary school, i bow down to u sir, the jokes hurt me bad, very badly

[shinken]

Originally posted by Deamon32
hahaha listen to diluted out of all the replies i have seen hes the only one that said something smart 2nd of all who brought up jocks, high school doesnt just exist as jocks and nerds anymore
hahahahahaha bullshit

[Sentrosi]

Don't you kids have school or something today to go to? Why be up and feed him more ammo? It's his right to spam on these boards anyway he wants. It's your choice weather or not you want to respond to his posts. Remember, tolerance begins with you.


[/speech]

[Deamon32]

how is it bullshit? back ur stuff up buddy

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
Don't you kids have school or something today to go to? Why be up and feed him more ammo? It's his right to spam on these boards anyway he wants. It's your choice weather or not you want to respond to his posts. i choose to play his game.

[Deamon32]

well i was gonna reply to ReaperofDeath27's post but sentrosi pretty muched summed up what i had to say to him

[ZionsFire]

:rolleyes:

[Bismarck]

Fuck tolerance.

i need to calm down now, and it's summer, as in no school.

Hmm and I don't remember ever talking about anal intrusions in 5th grade....do you?

[BUGGER]

we need an true admin.....

[Deamon32]

actually i have never talked about anal intrusions period because i dont see how that would pop up in any conversation i would have

[shinken]

Originally posted by Deamon32
how is it bullshit? back ur stuff up buddy
my school is 70% jock, 20% prep 10% nerd

oh and maybe not better liked, but better payed

[Bismarck]

Oh man you never even went to school. *** jokes are the biggest thing since porn, even someone like you would realize that

[Deamon32]

well i dont know what school u go to, but we got probably 6 or 7 MAJOR groups not counting these little 10 kid group things

[ZionsFire]

bet he never had girls come up in his conversations either because he is such a ass

[BUGGER]

deamon, as i said before, leave, u messin wit squeekys luv life thread. go fuck with ur b/fs.

[Deamon32]

hahaha gay jokes might be a big thing, but still anal intrustions, i dont talk about that 2nd, i dont even know how to respond to the girl commen because it was pointless childish and stupid, and i dont see why i have to leave

[BUGGER]

leave now cause u will later

[Bismarck]

Deamons "six groups" are probally "jock, football player, basketball player, prep, nerd, dumbasses.

And he belongs to the smaller group of "******"

[ZionsFire]

wait till hamma gets your ass

[Deamon32]

maybe if u keep on saying leave ur wish might come true

[BUGGER]

ok, leave.

[Bismarck]

Originally posted by ReaperofDeath27
wait till hamma gets your ass


There are better words to describe what you're saying. :rolleyes:

[Deamon32]

no when i was counting the groups i had the jocks and all the sports in one group

since i dont know who hamma is i got no comments about him

[diluted]

hamma is the guy who made PSU and the forums and everything

[Bismarck]

yes I know, I was not insulting hamma, just saying in this thread "hamma's gonna get your ass" is the wrong choice of words.

And BTW, thanks hamma for all that you do for us "nerds"

[Deamon32]

shit ill get banned my feelings will be crushed

[ZionsFire]

yeah i know i'm just really PISSED right now
to bismark

[Bismarck]

Where do you live deamon, i swear i know you. Anywhere in FL?

[Deamon32]

yea hamma, u boost these guys self esteems by a couple of notches, they all worship u

[BUGGER]

*yawn* this is gay an a waste of time. we need a nighttime admin.

[Bismarck]

i say thanks and all of a sudden i worship him?

[Deamon32]

are u retarded, if u think this is gay then y do u reply like 50 times, do u have the iq of a monkey?

[BUGGER]

why the hell r u replying u lil fuckup. call this gay, u think we all retards, why the hell u fiddling with us? eh? if we all stupid an u tryin to talk to us, u call us stupid? why the fuck are ya talkin to us stupid ? u think u will save the internet by givin us some expert advise?

[ZionsFire]

BUGGER said it all

[Deamon32]

alright i am trying to figure out what u just tried to say, but why am i replyin, because u guys are idiots and im having fun laughing at all of u, im not trying to save the internet, just trying to make it a little more fun for me

[eXoSloth]

:banplz:

[BUGGER]

u laugh at us? nononono. we all, laugh at u.

[ZionsFire]

guess what fucker the internet aint for you

[Deamon32]

blackhawk welcome, if u havnt seen my post, i told u guys in my first post that i know im gonna get banned, so no u didnt figure out something new so dont be all proud of urself

[Deamon32]

guess what, i want u to personaly come to my house and tell me how ur gonna keep the internet away from me

[BUGGER]

see right there! he's teachin som1 bout his personal life an how it will make us understand somthing.:rolleyes:

[Deamon32]

ok... that made no sense at all

[BUGGER]

thats the whole point dickwad. teach us sumtin, maybe we will learn sumtin.

[ZionsFire]

WTF is demons problem

[Deamon32]

so what ur saying is im smater than u.... and u want to learn from me, sounds good

[Deamon32]

wtf is ur problem reaper?
im gonna go sleep ill check back tomorrow when i find time

[BUGGER]

took u alittle bit to consider that, maybe i am smarter than u.

[Zatrais]

Let's all pray it dosn't last..... cause if it does last a couple of years then squeeky might be breeding.... not good, not good at all. :scared:

[ZionsFire]

DAMMIT I have no problem

[BUGGER]

if i was a admin, i want this fuckin thread locked, an squeeky goes an makes a new wub boat.:mad:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
Don't you kids have school or something today to go to? Why be up and feed him more ammo? It's his right to spam on these boards anyway he wants. It's your choice weather or not you want to respond to his posts. Remember, tolerance begins with you.


[/speech]


You sir, are correct. Dio, give this man a cookie. I am not upset, cause i choose to ignore the trolls and wait for them to get banned, which he will be by morning. It's your guys fault my thread got highjacked, all you guys feeding the troll, pull the fish hook out of your mouth. Chill out, ignore him, and he will be banned by morning.


Originally posted by BUGGER33
*yawn* this is gay an a waste of time. we need a nighttime admin.


Tell that to Hamma. I am on all the time at night, but i dunno :lol:

[ZionsFire]

Squeeks gonna be angry Demon32 screwed up his thread
sorry squeeks we hijacked your thread just PISSED!

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by ReaperofDeath27
sorry squeeks we hijacked your thread just PISSED! :nod: :(














.......the lil fucktard doesn't care bout banning tho.........i bet ya, he'll com bak..........

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by BUGGER33
:nod: :(














.......the lil fucktard doesn't care bout banning tho.........i bet ya, he'll com bak..........

And he will get banned again.

[ZionsFire]

PERMANETLY!:nod:

[BUGGER]

gah, i still hold a grudge on that dickwad, but i fear wat he gets. .........happythoughts, happythoughts, thoughs fucking dreams are not happythoughts, happythoughts........





errr, besides all thos posts......is this thread still able to live?

[NightWalker XI]

Hmmm....14?

Squeeky...the law breaker....:o

[Mr1337Duck]

I used to mod forums before, assholes like deamon are what made it fun. What you do *listen now mods* is edit their posts, allow them to see the light.


And Deamon, everything you see around you, 95% of it was made by nerds. Your computer you flame us with? Nerds. Your TV? Nerds. The earliest lights? Nerd. The firewall that keeps me from hacking you? Nerds. The VCR you use to play porn movies? Nerds. Guns? Nerds. Hydrogen Bombs? Nerds.

We have a much stronger foothold than you would think. You have a few friends in real life, wow, throughout my time on the net I've had dozens of close friends. Do you see me bragging about how U1334 1337 I am like you do? Face it, while you paint the streets, we have high-paying jobs and tell you to paint the streets. The world doesn't need basketball, the world needs intelligent people to take control and order around you losers who had all the girlfriends in high school and played football and shit. Does basketball strengthen our battered economy? No, businesses run by NERDS strengthen the economy.


That's my rant of the day, it sells for $6.95 at your local bookstore. It comes in CD or casette format, whatever you prefer.

[Kaltagesta]

here here!

btw, maybe he has been banned now but if not.. .you said your friend told you to come here [the fact that u did is a bit lame, just for that thread] but more importantly, who is your friend? is he registered on here?

[Airlift]

Originally posted by ReaperofDeath27
why are you still here?
(directed at demon)

What was a real guy like him doing trolling a forum on a saturday night in the first place? Such a fucking nerd.

That is all, carry on.

[diluted]

no comment. i'm afraid having an opinion would get me banned :o

[Lonehunter]

Don't ban Demon!!!! Let him click on the link in my sig first :D

[NightWalker XI]

You should take that of your sig (I didn't go there, I right clicked and checked) but some people may fall for it and its pretty annoying....

[Lonehunter]

I know

Edit: I have a warning, if they click on it, it's their fault. It's just a joke anyway. Some people get extremely pissed for no good reason.

[Deamon32]

Originally posted by BUGGER33
gah, i still hold a grudge on that dickwad, but i fear wat he gets. .........happythoughts, happythoughts, thoughs fucking dreams are not happythoughts, happythoughts........





errr, besides all thos posts......is this thread still able to live?

u know whats funny is seeing idiots like u act up over nothing

[NightWalker XI]

Well Daemon I believe he in "angry" because usually peeps come on the net to cool of from the strain of real life, then they bump into trolls and spammers and it doesn't make them happy :o

Lonehunter187: Fair enough I guess...but on another topic I said that your trying to advertise the link, don't do that, its kidna spam and pointless

[Deamon32]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr1337Duck

to ur quote, u wanna stop talking out of ur ass, obviously it takes someone smart to make something new, but guess what has anyone on this forum every invented something usefull? i dont think so. not one single nerd just magically invents something like a gun or a tv, it takes more than one person to actually sucesfully do something, if u idiots sit here on ur computer for most of your lives playing video games and not getting out of the house, i doubt ull ever make something of your life
i play video games, im on the computer, i used to play planetside too but the difference between u and me is i have a life outside of my computer, the computer isnt my life, if i went on a forum and bragged about some chick i met or w/e i would have a lot of forum posts
for all u kiddies out there, if u think that just being smart will get u anywhere in this world ur screwed, u gotta be somewhat smart and know a lot of people to get anywhere, this world got competetive, a single person cant do jack shit anymore

and besides if u wanna drag sports into this, america's sports are a hughe part of this economy, but y do u idiots always belive there are 2 groups out there... people who play sports, and nerds stop being a retard and think for 5 seconds

[Deamon32]

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap
here here!

btw, maybe he has been banned now but if not.. .you said your friend told you to come here [the fact that u did is a bit lame, just for that thread] but more importantly, who is your friend? is he registered on here?

if my friend wants to say something im sure he will, but for now dont worry about it

[Onizuka]

this thread is officially gay. if i was an admin id ban daemons ass forever and lock this thread. :mad:

[Lonehunter]

Good idea :nod:

[Spider]

You guys keep giving him reasons to post... I'm not siding with him, not even near, but I don't understand why you guys just dont let him speak in the air.

I've been here for a while, I know most of you guys and know that you arent nerds. Sure there is a couple of them but what does that do? Have you guys not grown up enough to understand that your ''style'' doesnt make you who you are (or something like that)

Just press the little (I) in the bottom left corner of his posts and tadam! You don't have to listen to him bragging about anything.

I play games, I have dates (alot of them) but still I DO PLAY GAMES!

I have known Squeeky for what... 5 months or 4 whatever and I consider him as a friend althought I dont care as much about him as my offline friends I'm still happy he has a girlfriend and I'm sure he feels the same about everyone on these forums.

We are his friends, pure and simple...


Just ignore the little bastard, if he has time to waste he might as well waste it on getting ignored not attracting a shitload of attention.

[Mr1337Duck]

Ya know, Deamon, the second you said:
u
i
ur
Or anything else lacking correct punctuation

I stopped taking your posts seriously. I mean, you think that saying "u" makes you uber leet, it doesn't. Get over yourself, get over your false sense of 1337ness.

[Lonehunter]

Daemon, Hamma's back :nod:
:blowup:
-----^
Daemon

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Deamon32
oh and which one of u all of a sudden deceided that the new cool thing to say is fucktard? very immature, i think i hear people using that im middle school now who teh fuck are you?

You ruined a perfectly good thread, grow the F up or get banned.

Stupid trolls.

[Lonehunter]

Yeah!! It's Hamma time!!
:rock::clap::rock:

[Vick]

Wow, where is the dont feed the trolls smiley??

Nice job Squeeks, wish girls looked like that when I was 14. I can see why we have all these youngsters having the sexx nowadays, how could you not hit it?

Goodluck man....

[Deamon32]

is hamma ur leader or something, dont get all too excited that hes here, did i ever say i was uber ot leet no i didnt so if i wanna to u use i u or ur because i wanna save some time while im writing cause i do have other stuff to do then thats my thing
Onizuka

i know its hard to read and shit but get the name right, stop looking at ur porno for 5 seconds and read the name, and if u think the tread is gay dont post, is it that hard not to post?

[diluted]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
Ya know, Deamon, the second you said:
u
i
ur
Or anything else lacking correct punctuation

I stopped taking your posts seriously. I mean, you think that saying "u" makes you uber leet, it doesn't. Get over yourself, get over your false sense of 1337ness.

have a cookie,
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/grammarnazi-Zeinin.jpg

[Deamon32]

hey by the way how would that chick feel if she knew that u posted her pic all over the internet and that ur telling everyone about her, i doubt she would like it

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Deamon32
is hamma ur leader or something, dont get all too excited that hes here, did i ever say i was uber ot leet no i didnt so if i wanna to u use i u or ur because i wanna save some time while im writing cause i do have other stuff to do then thats my thing
Onizuka

i know its hard to read and shit but get the name right, stop looking at ur porno for 5 seconds and read the name, and if u think the tread is gay dont post, is it that hard not to post? I am the admin, so therefore when I say stop trolling you must do so or risk being banned.

[Hamma]

Apparently you do not understand that. Must be a little slow, eh?

[Deamon32]

i understand you are the admin of this board, but these guys worship u, i bet that makes u feel special
self esteem boost right there huh?

[Hamma]

haha, you really are an idiot.

I love it when people feel the need to comment on that, I am not worshipped by any means. I am simply the admin, which means when some asshole comes along trolling a perfectly good thread there are going to be calls for me to come in and set it straight. Now I suggest you clean up your act and stop being a wiseass, otherwise you will feel my banstick.

[Deamon32]

hahaha if anyone is slow its u, cause i dont remember ever saying i didnt know u were the admin

[Hamma]

been nice knowing him

good thing I am a nice guy, I would prune all his posts.

[Lonehunter]

party:

[AsylumX]

Told him he lost :domotwak:

AsylumX

[Robot]

why does no one worship me?

:(

[Hamma]

Nobody worships me either, and if they do I don't deserve it :lol:

[Lonehunter]

Shit :mad:

[Hamma]

Trust me, by coming back he is the real fucking loser here.

Fucking moronic 11 year olds.

Soon it will be his bed time anyway.

[Onizuka]

wow hes gayer than i thought

[1024]

Daemon or however, let just call you fucktard: Ok wiat, you're calling peopel a nerd for psoting thread about how htey're in love, but then you get banned. So you come back and reregister with a new name. Now that is not only being a nerd but also being a FUCKTARD. ( i used that word jsut for you)

Hamma: can't you ban his IP?

[Onizuka]

did you prune his posts hamma?

[Hamma]

He is using proxies, like I said. He knows too much for his own good.

[Mr1337Duck]

Hamma, I believe these boards have access to an IP banning system? It should be in your mod options under user management. If you access that, you should be able to ban him permanently.
Nice knowin' ya, asshole.

[Hamma]

You can tell l33t kiddies because they start putting XX's in their name to show that they are l33t.

[Grease Monkey]

Nice one mate!:thumbsup:

[Hamma]

Read my previous post Mr1337Duck :p

[Mr1337Duck]

Right... you come here with a new name just to flame us, and we're the fucktards?

[AztecWarrior]

Some people have hormonal problems.

He said that his friends told him about this. I want anyone who did this to please step forward and apologize. Anyone who does not and is later caught should be purged from the forums.

This thread has become a battlefield, can we take it somewhere else?

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Deamon32
u know whats funny is seeing idiots like u act up over nothing :flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad:
:flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad: UNBAN THE LIL FUCKUP, I WANA FUCKIN KILL HIM FOR SPEAKIN BEHIND MY FRIGGIN BAK!!!!!!!
:flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad:
:flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad: :flamemad:

[Mr1337Duck]

Me->:sniper::scared: <-Him

[ZionsFire]

party: imagine if WildEagle had joined me and BUGGER:eek:

[Prowler]

That guy was a ass. :mad:

[Sputty]

How did this get to 12 pages?

[BUGGER]

5 pages........if u have maximum posts per page........

[Robot]

Originally posted by Sputty
How did this get to 12 pages?

*shrug*

i guess people will never learn to not get offended at typed words on a screen.

[BUGGER]

:o the lil prick deservers to go rot in hell.





an he's usin his name without the #s an PMing me......he is now the first dickwad on my ignor list, congrats to him.:rolleyes:


tho really, we need betr ban codes.

[THrONeBeaST]

Now that i finally got thru all the BS! and moron trolls that need a life.....maybe we can give Squeeky is thread back :)


Squeeky Congrats to ya :cheers:

[BUGGER]

i still think he should mak a new 1 and lock this 1.

[Squeeky]

Thank's for the kind words guys.

I'm not looking to get my self esteem boosted, those who know me know i am a confident and cocky bastard :p. You guys are my buddies, internet or not, i tell my buddies whats up!

As for this guy?

like someone in this thread and i have said before, don't respond to him. Don't listen to him, he's trolling and the people who react are his prey. Just sit back and stay on topic :p


This thread doesn't need to be locked, it is not out of hand. Don't let one person ruin it. Plus Hamma doesn't really enjoy locking/deleting posts, kinda ruins the fun of having a free speech type forum if you have to worry about being moderated.

As for Mrl337Duck's posts on Nerds, you sir are correct and i agree whole heartedly :)

[Squeeky]

BTW, This has made it into the 4th most replied post in the lounge's eternity :O_O:

[Hamma]

:ugh:

[Peacemaker]

Lol the only contenders are the new word assosiation thread and the hot girls thread. Congrats squeeky, just dont go a pants divin too quick, remember to chew your food and enjoy the taste. ;)

[BUGGER]

wait, whats the 3rd most replied thread?

[1024]

Acually this is the 12th, and my "Currently bored....Free sigs anyone?" thread is 17th :D

Originally posted by BUGGER33
wait, whats the 3rd most replied thread?

The person Above you thread

[Navaron]

"Hey, is that the chick from Chatchkis?"

"yeah"

"Who's she here with?"

"Me"

"OOOWWWWOOOOOWWWOOOO"

"Wear rubber dude..."

;)

[GonePostal]

omg:hitit:












































no i wouldnt

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by 1024
The person Above you thread figures......


wat about the discussion thread?

[1024]

Originally posted by BUGGER33
wat about the discussion thread?

4th

[AztecWarrior]

Originally posted by Squeeky
So i talk to her on AIM for lik 7 months and she invites me to go to the movies.

Holy shit, I just realized this. I have basically a carbon copy of your scenario (except that we talked on the phone and we were dancing together when we first met at this party), and we're at this point. Well, we were going to go to the movies, but she had to go to Orlando.

Tomorrow I'm going to try again.

Of course nobody will care because I'm not Squeeky. I'm the least 1337 of the 1337 whores. :(

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by BUGGER33
wat about the discussion thread? That was a while ago, unless someone necroed it and it died again before I got back.

[xuur]

Squeaky....lemme just put it this way.

Except for the "talked on AIM" part, thats almost exactly how I met my wife.

We'll celebrate our 22nd wedding anniversary this week. :thumbsup:

With luck, this could work out the same for you.


(PS, this thread was 13 pages long when I read the first part and didnt bother to slog thru it all. If I missed something important buried in there..forgive me. ...other than that, good luck.)

The key to a good marriage is to keep in mind....she can do better. Most likely....you CAN'T.
- xuur



:D

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Deamon32
alright i know that about 95% of u guys on this board are nerds out the ass, so if one of u guys gets a girlfriend, or even gets gets to touch a girl or w/e, the rest of u have like a celebration, but dude u got a girlfriend get over it, stop being a nerd and u might get more, and dont be a little idiot and go bragging on a planetside board, i know u have low self-esteem, and getting a chick raises it by a couple of noches, and then having other nerds on a planetside board cheer u on raises it even more, but ur a idiot end of story

oh and dont ban me, cause i wanna have fun arguing with the 95% flamers/nerds on here


.....:ban:


we need a ban smilie!


O, and i did (PS, this thread was 13 pages long when I read the first part and didnt bother to slog thru it all. If I missed something important buried in there..forgive me. ...other than that, good luck.) too

[xuur]

sorta like this

http://members.cox.net/boba2/Sigs/banned.gif

[Spider]

Long time no see Xuur :p and your right... women are always better then men lol so never argue with them...

[EineBeBoP]

lol nice banned


btw grats squeeky. now hook me up ;)

[shinken]

Originally posted by xuur
Squeaky....lemme just put it this way.

Except for the "talked on AIM" part, thats almost exactly how I met my wife.

We'll celebrate our 22nd wedding anniversary this week. :thumbsup:

With luck, this could work out the same for you.


(PS, this thread was 13 pages long when I read the first part and didnt bother to slog thru it all. If I missed something important buried in there..forgive me. ...other than that, good luck.)

The key to a good marriage is to keep in mind....she can do better. Most likely....you CAN'T.
- xuur

watch wat u say that could really scare a 14 year old.


:D

[NightWalker XI]

Yeah women are great, good luck with the relationship Squeek, but it won't last, nothing at your age does...unless you guys really hit it off...but thats really rare....

[Sp3ctre]

Damn, I missed this thread! So I'll summarise my would be responses...

1. Well done Squeeky, hope everything works out
2. Daemon sucks
3.
The VCR you use to play porn movies
Using porn as an insult, :( I love it! And I ain't a nerd.

4. Hamma, yay! Woohoo, ban!
5. Well done again Squeek!

[Squick]

Sorry if this has been commented on before, but I really can not read 12 pages of flames to get to the 2 pages of good stuff...

Is she actually 14? She easily would pass for 19-20... I feel so dirty looking at her since I looked at the pics before reading!

[BUGGER]

ya she looks hot. :nod:


if u guys break up after a month, tell her to giv me a call.:p

[Jarlo]

Grats Sqeeky-- i swear I was born 15 years too early. All I hear about is all the oral sex in high school and girls that are into LOTR and computers and shit-- when I was your age (17 years ago) they weren't into ANY of that!

Oh and I found a nice thingie for our new troll.

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1737_5475084

[�io]

Originally posted by Jarlo
Grats Sqeeky-- i swear I was born 15 years too early. All I hear about is all the oral sex in high school and girls that are into LOTR and computers and shit--

WTF?! Where is this ? I wanna move there! :lol:

[1024]

California. My town. :D

[�io]

Originally posted by 1024
California. My town. :D

Yeah but the next question is how hot are these g33k girls ? :p

[BUGGER]

"i'd give them money jsut for the hell of it" hot.

[Spider]

:lol: We have the same kind of girls over here... some of them are hot geeks and some of them are not geeks at all! :lol:

Let's just say if you ever went near St-joseph school for girls you would know what I mean :rofl:

It's teh hotness over here... some rare average girls and alot of ugly so it's balanced hehe

I wouldnt say his g/f is teh hot but she's cute.

[BUGGER]

o yea, last night i was watching elimidate (i was bored an te show really sux), but ther wer these hot twins as the girls lik choosin who leaves an shit, i mean damn, i want a hot gf with a twin sister.:D

[AsylumX]

then they could play kinky tricks on your....*busy in the bedroom* other sister comes in "WTF are you doing! cheating bastage!"...."Haha, just kidding" *threesome*

....i wish :lol:


AsylumX

[�io]

Originally posted by AsylumX
then they could play kinky tricks on your....*busy in the bedroom* other sister comes in "WTF are you doing! cheating bastage!"...."Haha, just kidding" *threesome*

....i wish :lol:


Don't we all ? *sigh* :(

[BUGGER]

ahh, the twin fantasys.:)

[xuur]

quote:
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Originally posted by 1024
California. My town.
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quote:
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Yeah but the next question is how hot are these g33k girls ?
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I've lived in California all my life. 40++ years
Unless you've been here and seen for yourself, you cannot possibly imagine the incredible volume of beautiful women here.

He knows of what he speaks. Some crazy sh!t goin on in these parts.
:thumbsup:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by GonePostal
omg:hitit:


no i wouldnt

How about instead of insulting my girlfriend, you stay the fuck out of my thread. I'm about tired of the trolling going around lately.

[AsylumX]

how's things going with her anyway? can't remember if you said her name or not. may have only been 3 days, but lots can happen in 3 days :D

grats again :thumbsup:

AsylumX

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by xuur
I've lived in California all my life. 40++ years
Unless you've been here and seen for yourself, you cannot possibly imagine the incredible volume of beautiful women here.

He knows of what he speaks. Some crazy sh!t goin on in these parts.
:thumbsup:


Indeed.

Hamma commented once or twice on how hot the women down here we're. They are such babes it's insane.

[AztecWarrior]

Bah, come to Miami. :D

[AsylumX]

i wish i could travel anywhere, but i'm poor *pulls out his pockets, watches some lint fall to the floor*

AsylumX

[BUGGER]

i been to miami an seen its girls, but LA chicks are better. :nod:

[shinken]

Originally posted by xuur
quote:
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Originally posted by 1024
California. My town.
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quote:
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Yeah but the next question is how hot are these g33k girls ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I've lived in California all my life. 40++ years
Unless you've been here and seen for yourself, you cannot possibly imagine the incredible volume of beautiful women here.

He knows of what he speaks. Some crazy sh!t goin on in these parts.
:thumbsup:

he speaks the truth, tho i dont live in cali

[�io]

Originally posted by AsylumX
i wish i could travel anywhere, but i'm poor *pulls out his pockets, watches some lint fall to the floor*


:stupid:

I'd head for south beach first i think, lots of good looking babes and apprently some areas where they romp around topless. :brow:

[BUGGER]

roaming in groups or by themselves?

if groups, som1 give me 90 bucks, i'm grabbin the next flight outa here!

[Hamma]

Yea, I live in the wrong part of the country.

[AztecWarrior]

Hehe...I live like 25 minutes froum South Beach :brow:

But my Super Evil Nazi Parents will never let me go there due to the large amount of homoseuxals and all the sex shops.

[BUGGER]

just say the icecream man went down over ther to giv icecream (for free:brow: )