Im still here! Sort of...

[TekDragon]

Just wanted to say im still around. Between work and Star Wars Galaxies (my second job), i havent had much time on my hands.
I check the site now and again and i must say, you guys will never change :)

If any of you are lookin to hit it up with me on SWG im on the Wanderhome server. Currently raising my rifleman and medic skills. I also serve as a gun runner for the best weaponsmith in the galaxy, transporting to other planets for marked up prices :)

Give me a holler. My in-game name is TekDragon De'Sol

BTW,
Onizuka: Congrats on the improved sig that doesnt piss everyone off.

Squeeky: Congrats on the girlfriend. If i may offer some advice? Go to [/SIZE]this page (http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84/g-spot.html?1053230685342) *and follow the directions. I promise you, satisfying your girl sexually will keep her happy and keep you together for a long time.

Hamma: Wtf is up w all the bans?


[SIZE=1]*Not for those under the age of 13

[Squick]

omg... Your gona tramuatize the poor kid... I was 15 when I first met the beaver face to... face(???) And I do not think I could have concentrated enough to think back to an article I read...

Then again I heard a statistic that the average age a girl in the US looses her viginity these days is 13! Thats the average age... I know of quite a few 20+ girls that are still virgins, so it is most likely that by 14 or 15 that most girls have been sexual active...

I certainly am glad I do not have a daughter...

--edit--

Wow... I hate to admit it... But I never thought of using the thumb! That would help quite a bit, also I have usually had the girl on her back so my wrist ends up hurting from being cocked upwards... Guess you can teach an old dog new tricks... /me goes to find the women...

Squick

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Squick
Then again I heard a statistic that the average age a girl in the US looses her viginity these days is 13! 12......well err....yea.....*cough*.....


/walks slowly down the hall, breaks into a run

[Corrosion]

Havnet heard from you in a while Tek

[Robot]

uh ohhhhhhhhh

[Hamma]

:wave:

[WildEagle]

Originally posted by Hamma
:wave:

[Derfud]

Whoa! Squeeky got a Girlfriend!? Well good luck. But if she dumps you, remember: Teenage girls are evil, all they care about is their makeup, and $1000 shoes that they try to guilt you into buying for them. Oh yeah, Girls may be sexually active at 14-15. But Boys usually aren't. Unless Squeeky gets *really* lucky, he wont need that web page for a while. PS: Legal drinking age in Canada is 19! Just thought all you Americans would like to know. ehh *cough*cough*

[WildEagle]

I now know where the g spot is and hopefully been informed correctly see u tommorrow maybe:D

[Squeeky]

I've known her since december. I'm 14, and i respect girls. I'm not about to go ramming my thumb in her vagina after knowing her for 8 months.

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Squeeky
I've known her since december. I'm 14, and i respect girls. I'm not about to go ramming my thumb in her vagina after knowing her for 8 months.

True.. if you havent done it in 8 months, your probably never gonna. jk :) Most of us, however, shoot for 8-18 minutes after introduction. If shes horizontal by that time, you got a winner :)

BTW: if you think satisfying a girl sexually and lavishing physical attention on her needs is "dis-respecting" a girl... you got a lot to learn buddy. Too many guys your age (and my age) just taking, no giving. Give some luvin to get more luvin later :)

BTW: Did anyone read the article about prostate cancer being reduced by guys having frequent orgasms? Guess that throws another wrench in the bible belt philosophy.

Ahh.. marijuana and masturbation. Just wait till they turn out to be the best life-prolongers in the world. Ill say i told ya :)

[TekDragon]

BTW: SWG owns big time :) I highly recomend everyone get a copy. Im having a fooking blast.

Im the 6'1 dark haired guy with a green/black camoflauged trenchcoat and the best laser rifle on Wanderhome ATM. I usually hang out in the med centers (healing ppl and selling) on Coronet, Cerillia or Mos Eisley, Tatoonie. Im doing gun-running for the best weaponsmith in the game, buying in bulk and running to distant planets and selling for marked up prices. Im quite possibly one of the richest non-crafters on the server.

Last but not least i have the second highest rifle skill in the server and accept duels anywwhere, anytime, regardless of my current condition.

Having a blast every moment i log on. I highly recomend this game :)

[GonePostal]

hahahahahaha! if ya didnt know that shit you probably werent meant too



hey tek can you be a jedi in that game cuz thats prolly the only way id play it

[Onizuka]

hi tek

yes my "space raping" sig i got rid of it. now i have 3 other non "space-raping ones"

*retrieves tek quote*

"And just so you know. I would be 90% less pissed at your posts if your god-damn signature wasnt some space-raping picture of a *** from one of your anime books that runs around having romantic relations..."

eep. i hope your 90% less pissed now :D

oh and look at the quote i just found lol...... didnt think hamma would say that.

oh well its all fun so hi, hope boot camp works out and all.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Squeeky
I've known her since december. I'm 14, and i respect girls. I'm not about to go ramming my thumb in her vagina after knowing her for 8 months.
Your loss

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by TekDragon

BTW: if you think satisfying a girl sexually and lavishing physical attention on her needs is "dis-respecting" a girl... you got a lot to learn buddy. Too many guys your age (and my age) just taking, no giving. Give some luvin to get more luvin later :)



SOrry, didn't explain that she wants to take it slow. And i also forgot to mention is we just started going out. Sure i've rounded 2nd base and made it halfway to 3rd a few times but after months of going out :lol:

[TekDragon]

Squeeky, i feel ya buddy. Believe me, i do.

You gotta realize though, theirs nothing wrong with having a healthy sexual relationship with a girl that doesnt involve sex. If youve been going out for a while then i strongly encourage you to tell her that your "wanting to try some new things".

Go slow, like you said she wanted. Best way to get her to open up (lol, no pun intended) is to tell her how much you enjoy the trust in the relationship, and how you trust she would not hurt you or you would hurt her.

Im not advocating sex here, bud. Hell no. Wait till your 18+ for that. It complicates your life way to much.

But the things i described on that link i sent you, and plenty of other stuff are easy ways to give and take pleasure in a safe environment.

Also, if you can get the technique down-pat, and give her a mind wrecking 'O'... i guarantee she will tell her friends. After that, your big man on campus :)

[Squeeky]

Trust me, we plan on trying stuff but not just yet. BTW, Having a wave of pussy juice flowing over your hands doesn't sound to pleasing, but if she returns the favor ;)

[TekDragon]

About the Jedi in SWG. Shut the fuk up. I hate Jedi. I never want to become one in that game, and if i see one the first thing im going to do is say "Hello" with my spiffy new laser rifle.

Just something about a robed jerk-off with some shitty glow stick spewing backwards philosphy that really ticks me off...

Onizuka: Yeah, im a good 90% less pissed at you. Your senceless drivel is much easier to scroll past. Thank you :) Oh, and Hamma has pwned me worse than that a few times. The time he spammed a thread with 200 links to the "ignore TekDragon" page comes to mind...

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Sputty
Your loss

Sputty and his girlfriend in action http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/23932/p/391679_8027649755225242909_vl.jpg

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Trust me, we plan on trying stuff but not just yet.
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by Squeeky
BTW, Having a wave of pussy juice flowing over your hands doesn't sound to pleasing, but if she returns the favor ;)
Oh, no. You misunderstood. Itll be like a tidal wave for her, at least thats how it was described it to me once. How much "juice" you get depends entirely on the girl. If your worried about the taste, dont be. I wont get into the varying tastes here, but they are all different and almost all of them taste good in an erotic way (try offering her a taste! mmmmmm, sexy). Just try to make sure that before you go "down there" that she hasnt had any sweets for the past few hours. That just gives it a very pungent taste :(

Finally, keep that "but if she returns the favor" attitude. Dont ever think that just because shes your girl its her duty to blow you. I hate seeing girls used like that, it happened in high school and it happened in college. You seem like a good kid, just remember that giving is often times better than recieving :)

[TekDragon]

lol, that was some pwnage :) Although that is a mighty fine looking pussy.

Better hide that pic from Sputty (unless hes gotten out of his kitten :love: phase).

[Squeeky]

Gah, but when being intimate the intimacy should be mutual.

[Sputty]

No mansechs for you.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by TekDragon
About the Jedi in SWG. Shut the fuk up. I hate Jedi. I never want to become one in that game, and if i see one the first thing im going to do is say "Hello" with my spiffy new laser rifle.

You'll get owned, but yes, people who jut want to be jedis are asses.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Sputty and his girlfriend in action

:rofl: :rofl:

[Squick]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Gah, but when being intimate the intimacy should be mutual.

To me intimacy is about giving, not recieving... You should take joy in the way you make your partner feel. If you continue with the attitude of, "oh god, just finish this up so I can get my half" you will never be in the right state of mind to feel your partner's emotions and react to them.

Squick

[Squeeky]

Gah, you guys got me all wrong. I love pleasing my woman, not just with intimacy but with respect and caring for her. I.E. getting her gifts, taking her places, and treating her right. She loves it, and i dont expect anything back. It is just nice to get something back, but i love pleasing my women. Gah, hard to explain

[Squick]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Gah, you guys got me all wrong. I love pleasing my woman, not just with intimacy but with respect and caring for her. I.E. getting her gifts, taking her places, and treating her right. She loves it, and i dont expect anything back. It is just nice to get something back, but i love pleasing my women. Gah, hard to explain

Without going Dr. Shrink on you... What do you want to get from her that you do not think you are getting now? You say she is appreciative of your approaches, that very well may be a significant "gift" from her point of view.

Squick

[Hamma]

Child pornography is against forum rules.

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Squeeky
[B]http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/23932/p/391679_8027649755225242909_vl.jpg u mean that cat is underaged?:D






and suddenly this becomes the new "i'm in wub" thread.......hmmm, man i wish i was still wit that 1 girl i met lik almost 1 year ago......:o i hate long distance dating.



squeeky, jsut dont go to fast, dont go to slow, and listen to the talkshow Love Line on the radio, they're coast to coast from 10-12pm pacific, sundays-thrusdays. call them to get a question answered (1800-LOVE191). :D I called when Chester and Phoenix (i think) from linkinpark wer guest staring. hell its just funny to listen to Adam Carola (i dunno how to sp his last name, its spelled like the car) and Dr. Drew (he sometimes on the morning show) talk. and jsut so i kno if u call, wats ur name, cuase i wana laugh at u if they think the call is bogus.:D

[Robot]

and remember: don't be a loner, cover that boner!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

And don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

[Spider]

For once I agree with Tek... Giving is better :nod:.

And for SW:G save me some shit tek :nod: I might play in 3 months or so because I'm getting bored of PS and when I'm done with the 4 months I bought I might join you if WoW isnt out.

hmmm I'm going camping this weekend better find me a girl there...

As for sex... yes wait till your 18 or else :ugh: it complicates alot of things... Like... school! and work etc... nothing worse then needing sex in school or at work hehe

(plus you arent fully developped yet so the hormones work more thus making you always horny so listen to tek! no sechs till 18!) :lol:

[Sp3ctre]

Thanks Tek, I thought I'd found the G-spot, and your page confirmed it!

TekDragon = Self-Proclaimed Sex God

How anyone can NOT enjoy giving, I don't know. Having some orgasmic girl writhing around on ur fingers is extremely pleasurable for both people involved. It's like real pr0n!

[Mr1337Duck]

Love Line's okay, they play it on the local rock/heavy metal station.

But really, I would have liked to hear the one with Linkin Park, they're my favorite band. I wasn't listening to that station back then probably.

[Spider]

:lol:

What's funny is having the same girl tell all her friends that your good with your hands :rofl:

Thats one thing thats very good cause you have a ton of girls willing then :o

Bad thing is when the whole school knows it :O_O: happened to me and then I was constantly giving massages and getting offers to do them! lol but I had a sweet gf :O_O: wich complicates all of it ^^

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
Love Line's okay, they play it on the local rock/heavy metal station.

But really, I would have liked to hear the one with Linkin Park, they're my favorite band. I wasn't listening to that station back then probably. they play it on a alternativ rock station....som of its music sux....

an woohoo, som1 lse here likes LP! well, they wer on lik 2-3 months ago.....

[Mr1337Duck]

Yeah, I've been a fan of LP since Hybrid Theory came out. Btw, did you know how they got the names for Hybrid Theory and Meteora? LP used to be named Hybrid Theory, but the name changed right before they released the CD. Meteora is the name of a mountain in Europe with an ancient monastary built on top. They saw an ad for it on the tour bus when they toured Europe.

[BUGGER]

i kno, its kool.


an they also lik hav a big thin wit their art for the cds, like the soldier with the wings, an the...watever the things are from reanimation (i deleted the video somhow....i really need to d/l it again....), an the bigass wall wit the grafiti. thos r awsom.

[Mr1337Duck]

Agreed, Linkin park is the salvation from bling-bling hip-hop (all hip-hop), dreary girl pop (Christina), R&B (by the way, what the hell does R&B stand for?) and all other bad forms of today's music.

[BUGGER]

Well said!;)




an i dunno wat R&B is....i just say it wen i'm bored....

[Spider]

hmmmmm I beleive R&B stands for Reagea and blues? or something like that I really could care less!

[Squick]

Originally posted by Spider
hmmmmm I beleive R&B stands for Reagea and blues? or something like that I really could care less!

Rhythm and Blues as far as I know...

[BUGGER]

oOo.....rythm an blues i got right now.....:o the weekly depression.

[TekDragon]

*shakes fist at Bugger33 and the others*

Damn you thread hijackers!

:P

j/k, i got nothing... *sigh*

[Sp3ctre]

Linkin Park salvation from Hip-Hop?! Thats offensive to me! Hip-Hop rules, but only the good stuff (Jurassic 5, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, DMX etc...)

And to people who think you need NO skill to rap, try it out...fuckin impossible!