You know you have been playing PS to long when...

[eXoSloth]

You see a Vanguard driving down the freeway.

[Jaged]

You keep thinking you see the flash of an enemy infl and attempt to turn on darklight. (The sad thing is this is realy happening to me.)

[1024]

You dream about being in your empires sanctuary.

[Squeeky]

When you....wait...i dont play PS all that often :lol:

[Crono]

You expect your friends to understand when you say: "OmFg, I have THREE implants now!"

[Incompetent]

You keep thinking you see the flash of an enemy infl and attempt to turn on darklight. Ugh, this one is disturbingly true, the worst is when you think you hear a REK.

[Jaged]

Once I saw a technition working on a telephone pole with something that looked suprisingly like a REK. My first thought was, " Someone get him! He is hacking the tower!"

[GonePostal]

go eat shrooms then play ps and tell me what you see cuz i havent done it yet


but i do know you'll have flashbacks for a while :D

[Onizuka]

when you make threads like these and post in them........ wait hehe

[eXoSloth]

When you even visit PSU...

[Mr1337Duck]

I remember I played Metroid Prime once for like 2 days straight, I was tired, hungry, etc. When I woke up after falling to sleep once, I saw that I had been killed, as I fell asleep in the middle of a fight. I got really pissed and actually saw a targetting reticule appear over my gamecube and I brought up my right hand to blast it before I realized that I wasn't in the game.

[eXoSloth]

How do you try to turn on DL in real life? Poke yourself in the eye?:confused:

[Lonehunter]

Yesterday I twisted my ankle and for a split second i thought about pulling out my nanite gun.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by BlackHawkX
How do you try to turn on DL in real life? Poke yourself in the eye?:confused:

look for a large button where the sun dont shine :D

that should turn it on i think

[Spartan]

...no comment.

[Onizuka]

you know you have been playing ps too long when you have been playing ps too long.

[Daeda1us]

When you are IMing a friend or typing something up at work and every line begins with a:

/s

[eXoSloth]

:rofl:

[lightfire]

when you ask your wife how many grief points you would get for killing your childen

[RUEN]

:eek:

[FearTheAtlas]

When you see a better car than yours you say, "OMG WTS?! NERF TEH CAR!!11!!"

[AsylumX]

you read threads in the gameplay forum and can tell your friend what every abbreviation means in 99% of the threads off the top of your head, and the ones you can't name come to you after a while.

AsylumX

[RUEN]

you read threads in the gameplay forum and can tell your friend what every abbreviation means in 99% of the threads off the top of your head, and the ones you can't name come to you after a while.

What? No Way. It takes seconds to figure out what someone's abbreviation is refering to. Playing PS has nothing to do with it.

[AsylumX]

and someone who doesn't play PS knows what AA MAX or even the empires, TR VS and NC stands for? let alone AMS, ANT, etc

i'm not talking about lol rofl wtf ofn and crap like that :D

AsylumX

[RUEN]

yeah, i know what you mean. but any newb off the bus can tell what those abb. mean, you don't even have to own the game to figure those out. just look at a weapon or vehicle list and you got the gist of it even.

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Crono
You expect your friends to understand when you say: "OmFg, I have THREE implants now!" yea, my friends always turn their heads to me chest.:lol:



hehheh.....heh.....k, that was dumb....

[Irenicuz]

you yell out on a plane, "ok, alt+g everyone, now!!"

[1024]

I laughed at this thread alot...too much.

[Irenicuz]

you are scared to walk down the pavement for fear vehicles up to 10 metres away from you will run you over.

[Irenicuz]

you don't understand why people why so many of your friends went to see the matrix...... its just a little panel thingy... :confused:

[Irenicuz]

when there is a power outage you yell at your friends for not bringing the ant. you threaten them to go get one with a knife you painted floresent purple.

[Irenicuz]

you kill people and loot their backpacks.

[Irenicuz]

you have the overwhelming urge to attach jumpjets to a barney costume. you fail to resist said urges.

[Bismarck]

You look in the mirror and don't see your RA, and then think "hmm my model is messed up, i cant wait for the patch"

When you come home and the door doesnt open on its own and you scream "GOD DAMN THE DOOR BUGS"

When the words "developer" and "work" are put into the same sentence you begin to boil with fury.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

When you start saying:
rgr omw 2 ams /w ant toh?

When your power blacks out and you go:
Stop shooting the fuckin gens n00b!

[Jaged]

When you try to press "t" in real life to get 3rd person. (I have done this too.)

[BUGGER]

u kno when u put sticks on both feet, a chaingun on each arm, and a big sphere-like glass over your head, then start shooting giant beetles on logs and people wearing helmets, u played ps too long.

[1024]

When you get br 20 cr 5 wihtin a month.

Originally posted by BUGGER33
u kno when u put sticks on both feet, a chaingun on each arm, and a big sphere-like glass over your head, then start shooting giant beetles on logs and people wearing helmets, u played ps too long.

best one.

[1024]

When you are walking to school and think it woudl be cool to roll a vangaurd dwon the street.

[BUGGER]

u kno u been playing ps too long when u try to put a bazzoka in the trunk of ur bike.

u kno u been playing ps too long when u start putting "the dice" decal on your hummer.

u kno u been playing ps too long when u walk into a cyclinder room at a construction site and try to transport to the next construction site.

u kno u been playing ps too long when u tie 3 shotguns together

u kno u been playing ps too long when u go to a russian army base and start shooting a 1-80 tank with a m16.


....

[1024]

when you post on PSU

[BUGGER]

^darn i have been playing ps too long^

[Ravenblade]

When u walk around in a tight black suit and are surprised when people can see you

When you keep looking for the button on your pocket-knife that will make it glow

When you walk up to someone and ask them how many certification points it cost them to be able to drive their car

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: