Pics of my balls

[Squeeky]

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:lol:

Going paintballing tomorrow (saturday the 19th) in Escondido, CA. I know lots of you live in the area, if anyone wants to come with me, and is in the area, give me a call before 9 tonight, don't be shy, i'm a nice guy and would love to play alongside some fellow PSU guys. If you've never played before, not to worry, the sport is very newby friendly and since you play FPS's it should come easy.

-David "Squeeky"

Ps. DONT BE SHY! PM Me for my phone number and we can discuss the details

[NeoTassadar]

Escondido anywhere near Shasta county?

[Squeeky]

Escondido is in San Diego County

[NeoTassadar]

Sorry, little too far for me, no matter how much I would love to plaster you.:D

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
Sorry, little too far for me, no matter how much I would love to plaster you.:D


Shasta county is way up north :ugh:

[Crono]

Damn, I thought this was Squeeky porn.

[Crono]

[Wtf... PSU lagged and double posted]

[NeoTassadar]

Did you miss edit and hit reply? No, that wouldn't work...double post is evil!
Edit: Ah, nevermind.

[Spider]

hmmm I would love to own you squeeks...

I'm ranked first in tagball now! WOHOO! I have 7396 points (and those points are hard to rake up since you need to impress the guys that own the place... you get like 10 points for surviving FFA wich involves like 40 to 50 people and one bullet = your dead)

Yup so 7396 and I officially have my own gun there and my own vest and badges (cuse of my rank) and I raked up about 4000 kills in the last year :D wich is gud!

[NeoTassadar]

I haven't played more than a hundred games, but my survival/kill rate is damn good. Only got hit once. My hopper fell out (my first game), my dad hit me right in the forehead from fifty yards when I got out of cover to retrieve it (my retarded teammate was supposed to lay suppression, but hesistated last second, "field execution" followed). I've captured twelve flags (don't play many of those), and I get somewhere around five to six kills each game with teams of twenty.

[AztecWarrior]

I would go, but I live on the other side of the continent- Florida. :ugh:

[Ivan]

I'll come squeek. Are you going to pay for a plain ticket from Pittsburgh, PA? :)

[Spider]

I'm in quebec :ugh:

[WickedDeus]

Can you say "blue balls"?

[GonePostal]

any of you play tourny ball?

nppl?
zap?

ring a bell to anyone?

[Spider]

Yea I'd go for some big blue bawls!

Trouny ball? wtf? :confused:

[NeoTassadar]

Tournaments. I don't.

[GonePostal]

tourny ball= tournament paintball


where your ranked by

young guns
novice
am (b)
am (a)
pro

play for money, guns, otherwise free dankshit

[Spider]

ahhh no but i'm sure I would rank high :D

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by WickedDeus
Can you say "blue balls"? you'll hav som blue balls if u dont wear a cup.........:o i learned that after my 3rd time paintballing.

[Spider]

eww... just ewww..

Should I make the broken balls topic surface back?? HM!

[WickedDeus]

Hmmm....since we're on the subject of paintball....

�Hunts� of nude women draw fire

Las Vegas firm charges
men up to $10,000 to stalk �prey� with paintball guns
July 16 -- The National Organization for Women has labeled the hunts "sick and barbaric." MSNBC's Chris Jansing reports.

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July 16 � A paintball manufacturer and advocates for women are expressing outrage that a Las Vegas company claims to be charging men up to $10,000 to use the non-lethal but dangerous weapons to shoot naked women racing through the sagebrush. But a creator of the �Hunting for Bambi� game on Wednesday defended the enterprise as good, clean fun for �guys who thought they had done everything.�

WORD OF THE company�s activities first surfaced last week, when a Las Vegas television station aired a report featuring footage from what it identified as one of the hunts and interviewed both a hunter and his prey, who admitted that she cried after being hit in the posterior by one of the paint-loaded pellets.
The KLAS-TV report attracted little attention until Tuesday, when paintball equipment manufacturer Brass Eagle Inc. issued a press release denouncing the concept and calling on local officials to investigate whether the hunts endanger the women�s health and welfare.
�We condemn this irresponsible activity and do not endorse or condone the use of paintball products for such activities,� said Lynn Scott, president of the Bentonville, Ark., firm.
Questions were being raised about the veracity of the company�s claims. Snopes.com, which researches so-called urban legends, noted that the huntingforbambi.com Web site lacks proper contact information and stated that some readers who sent e-mail expressing interest in booking a hunt received no reply to their inquiries.
But David Krekelberg, who responded to an e-mail inquiry from MSNBC.com early Wednesday and said he was a spokesman for the company, insisted the enterprise is real.
He also said that he and the company�s �master hunter,� Michael Burdick, have taken steps to address safety concerns.

NO SHOOTING ABOVE THE WAIST
�At first we just told our hunters �Don�t shoot them in the head,�� he said. �Now the hunters are prohibited from raising the gun barrel above the waist level and if he does, it�s game over and there are no refunds.�
Krekelberg also said that the guns were modified to reduce the velocity of the paint-pellet guns, which can have a muzzle velocity of up to 200 mph, and that the women are now given the option of wearing goggles and helmets in addition to shoes.
Krekelberg said the year-old company, which originally was formed to market a hunting spoof videotape, has so far conducted about 20 of the �hunts,� most of them in the desert outside Las Vegas.
�It�s basically like a game show,� he said. �There�s a whistle, and maybe 20 minutes to an hour later, we have a girl with a big red welt on her butt, or maybe none.�
In addition to the thrill of the chase and the �kill,� the hunter gets a videotape of the hunt captured by a three-camera team, he said.
Krekelberg said the women � most of whom are showgirls � are paid inversely to the pain they experience � $1,000 if they get shot and $2,500 if they don�t � to give them added incentive to elude their armed pursuers.
But the deck is clearly stacked in favor of the hunter � only two of the 20 or so have gone home without hitting a target, Krekelberg said. �They weren�t unhappy,� he said. �They still had a great time and met some beautiful women.�
The KLAS piece on the hunts that aired last week included criticism from clinical psychologist Marv Glovinsky, who told the station that the game could be dangerous for men who can not distinguish fantasy from reality and could lead them to act out violence against women.
�If you�re blurring reality and fantasy and you can�t make the distinction, and your emotions overpower your intellect or your higher mental function, you�re going to get into trouble,� he told the station. �And if you have control problems to boot, that�s really going to cause problems.�

�JUST FUN GUYS�
Krekelberg said the company goes to great lengths to ensure that participants don�t have psychological problems by subjecting them to lengthy interviews.
�These are just fun guys who thought they had done everything, ridden everything and hunted everything,� he said of the company�s customers. �They come to Vegas to play golf and hang out in the nightclubs and suddenly they find out there is this other option out there.�
Krekelberg said that the TV piece also unleashed a torrent of criticism that he and his colleagues are degrading women, a charge he vigorously denied despite the inclusion on the company�s Web site of photos of nude women �mounted� on walls much as a deer would be after being killed.
�The women who think this is abusive and degrading need to put their attention where it should be, and I think that�s Afghanistan,� said Krekelberg. �We love our girls. Why do you think we pay them so much? There are desperate people in this town who could be taken advantage of. We choose not to do that.�

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[Hamma]

Isnt there already a thread about that?

Start a new one, dont derail another one of squeeks threads

[Spider]

wtf? naked chick?

[BUGGER]

sometimes in life i wish i was a camraman...

[WickedDeus]

Ooops....sorry....I was trying to give them the idea that they should be hunting nude women.

[BUGGER]

wait they can hunt nude women? sweet, once i shoot 1, i'm gona lasso her an take her home!

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Hamma
Isnt there already a thread about that?

Start a new one, dont derail another one of squeeks threads

Think it was CDL forums although i may be mistaken. But regardless, let's stay on track folks :)

[Bluemoon]

i play pball but i live in texas :ugh: but im good i havent played in a while becuase the paintball place right next to my house charges crazy prices for paint and they dont allow you to bring your own.... so have to hall all the way down to san marcos at to play at petty paintball to beable to bring my own paint and actually have some competion

[EineBeBoP]

Holy shit i wanna go so much, but prolly cant :(
how much would it cost to rent a gun/buy PBs for the entire day?
and what time are you gunna be there by?

[Squeeky]

Where do you live Eine?

It's about $50-70 depending on how much paint you buy. Cmon dude, you gotta go :)

I will be there by about 8:45am, if you need info, call me, i will pm you my phone number so we can discuss details if you want

[EineBeBoP]

well, need a ride so ill ask dad or mom, and i can afford that easy :)

only Major problem is...




the 8:45. Im assuming you mean AM right? cause that'll be hard... :p Ill see if i can get a ride and make sure im free tmrw. that means i gotta go mow the lawn right now :(

oh, i live in Northridge (los angeles, in the valley) right next to CSUN zip is 91325

[Squeeky]

Cool man, sent you a PM

[firecrackerNC]

Originally posted by Ivan
I'll come squeek. Are you going to pay for a plain ticket from Pittsburgh, PA? :)
plain.....its plane..... oh and Squeek what type of gun you got?If i lived closer id come but im in Ohio,paintball rules tho,ive gone to a few tournys and man its fun as hell,ranked pretty good too,so you going woods or speedball there?

[BUGGER]

u guys play very early, a true game is at night when the fog usually comes in. it makes it fun, hard, and it givs me the jeebys....course no arenas are open then so i gota call evry1 to my backyard or my friendsbackyard...

[Bluemoon]

ya night speedball games are the best fire what part of ohio do you like in i used to live there and last christmas we went up there and i was gonna bring my pb gun bcuz i know next to lacrosse and football pb is crazy in ohio i lived in cinci

[EineBeBoP]

*cry* i cannot go :'(

[firecrackerNC]

I live a bit west of cleveland

[Bluemoon]

0o0o0o well then lol

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WTS???? I GOT JIPPED!!!