Omg, i got a penis stickin outta my arm!

[Squeeky]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html


Ugh!!!

The pic is not work safe, i post this because it is an interesting subject and i'm hoping we can all be mature about it.

Comments? Rants? Barf Bags?


For those who want the story minus the mildly disgusting black and white photo, i will paste below.


Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."

[Bluemoon]

damn sick russians.....thats wierd..

[Spider]

:ugh: *barfs* sick... plus its just a chunck of skin for christs sake! he will never have sechs! NEVER!

[Navaron]

Wow, that's not a bad schlong. I wonder how many times people called him "Dickhand".

[BUGGER]

if u posted the pic we probably couldv got u banned.:D


but really, god damnit, dont take a wizz on the wires dumbass.

[Mr1337Duck]

PWNED!


But really, that's just sick, I saw the pick *barfs* Dickhand, but actually it's below his wrist, not quite at his elbow.

[Bluemoon]

ya thats pretty dumbass like

[WickedDeus]

Hmmmm....his "swartz" is strong.

[NeoTassadar]

...No.

[Corrosion]

Originally posted by Bluemoon
damn sick russians...

hey hey hey you no make fun of us russians.... we stick together and fight for mother russia!

but GAWD thats one sick pic......

[EineBeBoP]

.....russians are weird.
Even tho, thats a bit much, even for them.
:sick:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Pns Ndaarm

[Lonehunter]

I wonder what his friends thought when they saw it.

"Dude! Is that a penis on your arm?"
"No, it's a mole."

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Pns Ndaarm

LoL

wish id thought of that :p

[Mtx]

You can grow a penis?! Dude!!!

I could have two...

I could put one on my hand and cockslap innocent bystanders. :D

[Corrosion]

Originally posted by Mtx
I could put one on my hand and cockslap innocent bystanders. :D


I believe the correct term is DickSlap. FYI.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Corrosion
I believe the correct term is DickSlap. FYI.
I disagree

[RUEN]

:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[r3d]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

[Mtx]

I wounder if that dick attached to his arm actually pisses.

:confused:

[Hamma]

wts?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Wow I'm suprised Hamma didn't pick this up with the 10 news websites he has hotkeyed.

[�io]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Wow I'm suprised Hamma didn't pick this up with the 10 news websites he has hotkeyed.

:rofl:

Yeah, on another note The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

Can you say Darwin Award? :lol:

[HawkEye]

I could put one on my hand and cockslap innocent bystanders.


:rofl: that would be some funny s**t to see.:p

that pic was just sick:ugh:

[1024]

http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/wwttss.gif

[starrider]

Originally posted by �io
Can you say Darwin Award? :lol:

that kid should definitly get it.

[AsylumX]

anyone ever watch camp kill yourself? in the 4th of the series it starts off with a guy (Raab Himself) pissing on an electric fence. This guy does anything, and that's the only time i've seen him cry :lol:

[NeoTassadar]

I'm really going to try not to overuse these, but I'm surprised you didn't jump on it, Dio.
The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/sign_electricity.jpg

[GonePostal]

quite an interesting find

did you do a search on "penis" or something?

[Robot]

dude, think of all the women...