Quotes thread (again)

[1024]

Post the quotes you've submitted, have been accpeted ,ro rejected, here:

Accepted:
- Because your last addiction got you in jail
- Because your other addiciction is illegal
- Because your other addiction costs money
- 1024 needs a life
- Hamma Time
- Can't Touch This
- hamma freestyles like eminem
- death is a guy with no pants, his name is Hamma
- Where women and cheese go great together
- Hamma gets e-mails abot putting his pants on
- a division of UPS


Rejected:
- Hamma speaks mexican
- :wave: :D :wave:
- PSU taught meh how teh spell liek a ph43red l33t n00b
- Bceaasue oyur ohter addiciton skewr up yoru thiknign
- Because your other addiciton has less chance of giving you a seizure
- Because your other addiciton destoys your brain less
- Because your other addiction has no solid dealer
- MC Hamma
- I rock your socks up down and all around
- ban.
- where guys iwth n opants are born
- Poles Sulking Up
- I keep spare pants in my locker for when BOHICA comes
- This quote has been placed in a queue and teh admin will reject it.
- Remeber the "Which empire are you?" threads from beta?
- Incompetent runs from SigBots
- if life is abitch, and her name is {{eMaGyN}}, then is death Hamma?
- eMa is nice
- Where Hamma loves to frolic
- Lets go get lost
- This isn't a quote, you just dont like me, do you? send me a PM in response -1024
- Where everyone has sanity has their
- What exactly makes this a quote?
- Hamma is going to reject this quote -1024
- The quote thingy is borked
- [Quote removed by admin.]
- ANT fun = ramming speed!
- Squeeky gave a shoutout to his mom for bringing him a #1 from MCdonalds
- 1024 hates his title
- 1024 should make sigs for everyone.
- aka Poop Suckers from Uranus
- Hamma's home away from ho- oh no wait, just his home

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by 1024
- This isn't a quote, you just dont like me, do you? send me a PM in response -1024
- Hamma is going to reject this quote -1024


lol

Mine

Accepted:
- No affiliation with UPS.
- Mosquitos, Mauraders, and Prowlers, OH MY!
- Make love not war. Well maybe a little.
- Mayhem, Chaos, Peace, What's the difference?
- Ignore the environment, it will go away.

Rejected:
- Planetside: The only place where you can kill Bayney and get away with it.
- Smurfs, Barnies, and Cherries OH MY!
- When do we get to ride the bombs coming out of the Liberator?
- Please Show Underwear
- Blame Canada!
- Guns don't kill people, wait, yeah they do.
- The Terran brought the NC and Vanu into this world, and they can take them out.
- Got Nukes?
- Violence, the only way of life
- The world is going to Hell, and I am doing my part.
- Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- "Kill'em all let God sort them out" -U.S.M.C.

[Mtx]

- 1024 needs a life


My favorite quote is..

"When is divorce ever final?"

[NeoTassadar]

Not much new for me:

Accepted:
- 0.000001% Nazi free.
- Dolphin safe
- I wanna droid!
- Lancer GOOD. Prowler BAD.
- I see the light...IT BURNS!
- Those complaining about no headshots will be stabbed.
- (Insert subliminal message here)
- What do you mean, no wookies?
- Avert your eyes!
- We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks...
- Are you still reading these?


Rejected:
- Not to be taken orally.
- Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island. Discuss.
- Why can't more people protest like the Vietnamese Buddhists?
- If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
- It's a bit nutty
- Mr. Spock, set phasers to extra-crispy
- *Praying for acception*
- I see benefit of pointed stick
- Save a tree...wipe with an owl
- This one will be rejected for sure...
- Mmmmm...toasty.

[EineBeBoP]

Rejected:
- "WTF? somebody dosent like PSU 2.0! Thats it, :banned:" -Hamma
- Hamma = Teh Roxxors!
- Manlove offered by the post!
- Where PnsNdabut is a GOOD thing.
- No PnsNdabut for you!
- PSU: PSU: PSU: PSU: PSU:...


none accpeted. need 20ccs of "teh funnay"

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
- Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island. Discuss.
- Why can't more people protest like the Vietnamese Buddhists?
-

I've heard that about Rhode Island before
Weren't those the guys who set themselves on fire?

[Phantom]

Reality is for people who can't handle video games

[Mtx]

Video games are for people who can't stand reality.

[Robot]

PSU: Camels are silly!

[Hamma]

Approved: 23
Denied: 0
Success Rate: 100.00%
Approved quotes:
- It's what's for dinner.
- Killing fans since October 02'
- You mean there are other fansites?
- Preponderant Sig Unloaded
- Please insert more coins and try again.
- you can't handle eMa's jelly.
- Perfected water landings.
- Your quote is denied.
- Stays crunchy even in milk!
- Corrupting youth since '02
- Preferred by Felines everywhere.
- All your balls are belong to us.
- It's all about family.
- Reuniting long lost family members since '03
- Haha you guys have cars in Canada?
- dude, that thing got a hemi?
- Where lightning is a sacred word.
- Political Science Universe
- Its not a game. It's an addiction.
- Where is the equipment terminal at?
- Damn, I need a cert terminal in my house.
- Planetside: Increase the divorce rate.
- Down more than a $2 Whore.



gg's

[Searo]

Stats for Flameseeker
Approved: 114
Denied: 133
Success Rate: 46.15%
Approved quotes:
- Home of the Spoon.
- Space for rent.
- Don't feed the whores.
- Winner! Click ->here<- for cash!
- Got ammo?
- Don't your eyes hurt from this tiny text?
- What the heck is this text box for?
- Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!
- Hey, where are the jetpacks?
- When lakes attack....
- If you can't see this, get rid of your 28k.
- Spam served for lunch, breakfast and dinner!
- Where outfits AREN'T clothes.
- Help me! I'm trapped in the forums!
- Home of the Newbie Burger.
- No shirt, no shoes no service. Guns ok.
- Don't let friends join the MLWA.
- NC: They have No Competiton.
- 50% less fat than the official site!
- Grief points are good, right?
- I am not a crook.
- It turns milk red!
- Explosions served daily.
- We make counterfeit pennies.
- Yes, this is a cult.
- ANTs are like tanks, only they don't have armor or guns.
- Help me! Hamma has enslaved me!
- 99 billion served, or is that McDonalds?
- I'm winning in this Grief point thing!
- All calls up to 20 minutes only $.99!
- What's html?
- Disregard that last quote, monkeys hacked my computer.
- WILSON! COME BACK!
- Ahhh! Ye shot me Lucky Charms!
- Boy I hope this quote gets approved.
- A TR, an NC, and a VS are stuck on an island....
- I can't run that Solitaire thing, but will PS be ok?
- Warning: Do not surf website while bathing. Electrocution may occur.
- Is a 152 MhZ processor good?
- Will my 6 1/2 RAM run the game?
- Home of the Bad Quotes.
- Home of the: Why do "Home of the" quotes always get accepted?
- Why did you shoot me in my buttock?
- NC: They're GRREEATTT!
- Where Hacking is a fact of life...
- Insulting yo mamma since 2003.
- Home of the PS Addiction Support Group
- Down with Google-related brain-damage!
- Hacked by Chinese! Run for your lives!
- Home of the Uber-Secret Midget Army.
- Eating modems alive since 2003.
- Accepting Bad quotes since 2003.
- Help! Hamma has chained me to a keyboard to write these quotes!
- Accepting "since 2003" quotes since 2003.
- Just my $0.02.
- Will my 8.8k modem run this game?
- Line for stalking eMa, begins here.
- Common Pool 4 eva!
- Son of a diddly...
- A spammy part of a balanced breakfast!
- AHHH me arms!
- No, we don't serve mayonnaise.
- Bill Gates is the Devil, and someone just ate Apple!
- We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.
- Look! A drifter! Let's kill him!
- You are very sleepy, VERY SLEEPY...
- Why did the Vanu cross the road?
- Look ma! No HTML!
- Quick! Get me the Spam Department!
- Nah, Standard Armor is fine. -Famous Last Words.
- It's all in the mix...
- Heh, n00b, hacks are bad. Don't be a hacker!
- Why doesn't anyone like Vanu? Oh yeah, now I remember.
- Get down! They're throwing rubber duckies!
- Beware the power of stupid people in large groups.
- :Insert Hamma Skeeter joke here:
- I was Harrassed by a Prowling Marauder!
- WTH is a Mag, and why do I want to ride it?
- Liar! My comp needs no stinkin Graphics Cards.
- Only $.10 a minute after that!
- Hey, Vanu don't shoot like girls! Girls are way better.
- I'll REK you, you stupid hacker.
- We love to see you smi....I mean die.
- Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!
- ACE? No HART for you silly MAX, LOL! GG, no RM, TTYL!
- What? Ten quotes an hour? Stop suppressing me!
- It's my turn to make fun of Hamma!
- It's whats for...well, you can't really eat it.
- No flaming you retarded moron!
- Why are the NC so obsessed with birds?
- Don't say mole...
- This message will take over your mind in 20 seconds.
- Is mayonnaise a weapon?
- I'm Common Pool, thankyouverymuch.
- ANTs are for sissies!
- Home of this Quote
- Hey, I think my jetpack is broken.
- But how do you go when you're wearing the thing?
- OMG! You killed Hamma! Bastards!
- NO MORE STALKING eMa! Pass me the binoculars.
- Beware teh lakes!
- Lakes destroying our Skeeters since 2002.
- Nerd tested, nerd approved!
- That was naturally occurring lag.
- It's Deja Vu! PSU: It's Deja Vu!
- PSU: Do NOT include PSU part in quotes. Oops.
- Got NTU?
- Yes, we ARE too sexy for you.
- Hey you've got something on your shirt...
- So, will I get paid for this quote?
- i dot gropped as a child
- Shooting AGN Cameramen since 2003.
- Now taking slow computers and beating them with a stick.
- Congratulations, you can read.

[BUGGER]

Accepted:
- A third implant? But I already got 2.
- Does the Galaxy have a food cart?
- I lost 30 pounds playing PlanetSide!
- Even NC call 911
- VS: Very Stupid
- Donate money for Hamma's new webcam!
- 4 out of 4 think PSU is great, the 5th guy was killed.
- Houston, we have lunch break.
- We want you to drive the big brown truck.


Rejected:
- If your still here, you've been playing PS too much.
- Making couples split since 2003
- If you could read this up here, still get rid of your 28k.
- Buy vanguards here and get a 5 minute warranty free!
- Sound is a bastard, his name is Squeeky.
- Wears thongs even in a swimsuit.
- If I die and respawn, do I still have to go to the hospital?
- My gun is heavy, you carry it.
- So where's the cheats?
- Ever shook hands with an enemy cloaker?
- I left my porno mag's in the locker!
- These goggles make me look fat.
- Now sells boots that lock themselves to the ground!
- God made me do it.
- Look! Its Viagra!
- More popular than Rosie O'Donald.
- Red and blue wires, why not also a purple one?
- Aww look at he admin, its so cu-AHHH!!! IT'S BITING ME!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!
- No if anything I'm more like Han Solo, and your....chewbacca.
- Hamma god? Nonono he's more like one of the wise men, like Elvis.
- I got owned by Hamma and it feels great!
- WE WANT PORN FORUM!
- If PlanetSide gets Game of the Year, will it over throw DisneyLand?
- I have a Kondike bar, rich creaming ice cream filled with chocolate.
- Red or blue wires, why nt a purple one?
- Red or blue wires, why not a green one?
- I had a dream, but Hilary thought I had sexual relationships with that woman again.
- I own a dog, but I'm not sure about you.
- ....freezer....
- I smell queer, where's the queer? Oh theres the queer.
- The F*ck should be a football team!
- Pelvic Senoirs United
- wants more than thongs.
- Words of Wisdom From Admin Hamma
- I smell queer....
- MAX STEEL!

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by Hamma
Denied: 0
Success Rate: 100.00% That's a given.:D

[Revenant]

Accepted:
- Where everyone knows your name!
- .... and why am I covered in ants?
- I'll get you Hamma! And your little Squeeky too!
- Why can't I play the DEV Empire...?
- What's that smell....?
- Spam! A well balenced meal for a troll
- Will Wolfenstein 3D prepare me well for PlanetSide?
- I saw Sig Bot on Emerald last night!
- Hamma crossing, next 20 threads
- Now lice free!
- What's this... "PlanetSide"... you speak of?
- To reduce stress levels, stay out of the Political Debate Forum
- Now introducing new Diet PSU. And Lemon Twist PSU
- Seriously dude... Where's my Harasser?
- Dude... Where's my Harasser?
- Batteries included
- Punking off EQ fans since '02


And instead of posting all my rejected ones, here's the ones that should have made it:


- No YOUR rejected!
- Best quote... ever!
- I'm more smarterer than you!
- You've reached the end of the internet. Please go back now
- Boy... was that last quote garbage eh?
- If this quote doesn't make it... Hamma needs some major nerfing.
- Without any chicks here, we can walk around with our pants off.
- If you're laughing at these, you should see the ones that aren't accepted...
- Holy grief points Batman!
- Good grief, points Charlie Brown!
- Any money Hamma just rejects our quotes so he can submit them as his own.
- The Liberator! Bombing you into liberation since 2003!
- So... like, when do we get payed for these quotes?
- The DEVs made a new gun! They're called the The Sex Pistols
- And you thought you had problems!
- [Quote Awaiting Approval]
- Do qutes withe spelin mistaks get acceptid? :p
- Any money this quote doesn't make it!
- So a Vanu, priest and Squeeky all walk into a bar....
- We Rock the Casbah
- Put your hands in the air! Like you just don't care!
- They mated. Say hello to "Sqamma"
- When the Devs were handing out empire colors, the Vanu were last in line.

[Jaged]

Approved: 71
Denied: 63
Success Rate: 52.99%

Approved quotes:
- Remove head from sphincter, than play Planetside!
- Remove head from sphincter, than post!
- This is the upper right hand corner of the page.
- Go away.
- Vanu: The only military that fights in purple spandex.
- Leave now before you become one of Hamma's minions.
- Because real life is to.... real.
- Must obey Hamma...... Must obey Hamma......
- Who needs a girlfriend?
- Find the error in this sentence.
- Im not as think as you stoned I am.
- The next best thing to real life.
- Don't hurt me!
- flaming cats: because bombs are too expensive
- We eat babies.
- Hamma was here.
- Let the The New Word Association Thread die!
- Hi mom!
- So how do I get to this PSU site, again?
- Pennsylvania State University
- Get off the computer, and get on with your life.
- All that and a bag of psychedelic mushrooms!
- No touchy!
- side-affects similar to sugar pill.
- Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- If you cannot read this, please ask an admin for assistance.
- If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- Please don't feed the admin.
- Now available in 5 fruity flavors!
- May I salvage your earwax?
- I like eggs.
- Creaming a Vanu in an enforcer: Priceless
- PSA: PlanetSide addicts annomous
- Because we care.
- Beware of Hamma.
- Please don't pet the Hamma.
- Ask your doctor if Planetside is right for you.
- Accepted everywhere you want to be.
- Mr. Vanu, meet my shotgun.
- Not to be inserted anally.
- May cause headaches and nausea.
- Stop looking at me.
- Do you know where your grandma is?
- If you are reading this, than I am already dead.
- The happiest place on earth.
- Dude, wheres my Galaxy.
- Look at all the cute Vanu!
- Nazis not included.
- Silly Hamma, Planetside's for kids!
- Now with real strawberries!
- Help us!
- Kiss me, I'm gay.
- Look ma, I'm on PSU!
- > all
- We don't care, because we don't have to.
- This is your brain. This is your brain on PSU.
- Take a shower. You smell.
- In case of flaming threads: Stop, drop, and roll.
- Click here for absolutely nothing!
- Home of PSU.
- Apply lubricant before insertion.
- This won't hurt a bit...
- We like it raw!
- Stirred, not shaken.
- Tastes like spam.
- Mosquitos with machine guns? :scared:
- Real life is over rated.
- Its a bird! Its a plane! Its sigbot!
- Bad cop. No donut.
- WARNING: Must be 18 or older to enter.

[r3d]

Accepted:
- PSU 2.0, Bigger,Badder,l33ter.


Rejected:
- You sir, are the suxx0rs !
- I forgot my good quote.
- I never really SEE this quote if it even gets accepted.
- Because nobody has to know you're not wearing pants.
- C'mon in, were not elitist.

[BUGGER]

i finally saw 1 of me quotes up at the top (A third implant? But I already got 2.)