View Full Version : The return of the spoons!
Jaged
2003-07-20, 03:10 AM
Do any of you remember the good old days? The days when spoons reined supreme? Now these forums have been taken over by kittens. They may be cute and cuddly on the outside, but on the inside, they are pure evil! I beg you all to join me in the revolution of the spoons! We must fight against Sputty and his legions of kittens, before they brainwash us all with there lovable squeezyness! We must see the light! Spoon power!
Edit: btw, I have nothing against sputty. This is all fun and games.
Sputty is a good guy though, and kittens are a convincing enemy. So Im nuetral, plus. I havent been around long enough :(
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 03:13 AM
/starwars music plays in background
Jaged
2003-07-20, 03:21 AM
Come Bugger, fight with me! Fight for the old way of life!
Robot
2003-07-20, 03:22 AM
shellfish clearly reign supreme
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 03:27 AM
spoons rulez all! u die with my double bladed spoon!
Jaged
2003-07-20, 03:29 AM
My first member! BUGGER33, you have chosen wisely!
Jaged
2003-07-20, 04:25 AM
I have found proof that kittens are trying to take over the world! This was at sputty's house. I knew it, Sputty is plotting a kitten takeover! Kittens are evil.
http://seanizer.free.fr/b3tacrappe/superkitten.jpg
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 05:18 AM
wait we(spoons) are the rebels or the empire? jw....
Sentrosi
2003-07-20, 05:34 AM
Figures a Smurf would want to start trouble here.
From the home office, down underground, in a bunker underneath the city of Albany, NY.....10 reasons why kittays pwn spoons!
1) kittays are cute.
2) kittays are fun.
3) you can play with kittays.
4) you can only play with spoons if you're a redneck
5) you have to wash your spoon several times a day, kittays take care of themselves.
6) when was the last time you gave love to your spoon?
7) ever see a bumper sticker saying, "Give your spoon a huggle today"?
8) I know of no one who names their spoons.
9) you eat with spoons. If you chose to eat with a kittay, you'd be hauled off to jail for animal abuse.
10) if you go kittay, you never go back.
[political rant]Sadly, most ppl take better care of their spoons than their kittays, or children these days.[/political rant]
One time, I hugged my cat, and it was more fun than hugging a spoon.
Sentrosi, that list is so right. I change my vote to kittens.
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 05:45 AM
1) spoons are interesting.
2) spoons are stackable.
3) you can thro spoons.
4) you can only play with kiitays if you're a queer
5) you have to change the kittay litter(sp) several times a day, spoons take care of themselves.
6) when was the last time you gave love to your wife instead of ur kittay?
7) ever see a bumper sticker saying, "Give your kittay a huggle today"?
8) I know of no one who gives about giving a name to their kittays.
9) you eat with spoons. If you chose to eat with a kittay, you'd be hauled off to jail for animal abuse. (sentrosi, that totaly backfired on u)
10) if you go spoon, you never go back.
:D
Jaged
2003-07-20, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Sentrosi
Figures a Smurf would want to start trouble here.
From the home office, down underground, in a bunker underneath the city of Albany, NY.....10 reasons why kittays pwn spoons!
1) kittays are cute.
2) kittays are fun.
3) you can play with kittays.
4) you can only play with spoons if you're a redneck
5) you have to wash your spoon several times a day, kittays take care of themselves.
6) when was the last time you gave love to your spoon?
7) ever see a bumper sticker saying, "Give your spoon a huggle today"?
8) I know of no one who names their spoons.
9) you eat with spoons. If you chose to eat with a kittay, you'd be hauled off to jail for animal abuse.
10) if you go kittay, you never go back.
[political rant]Sadly, most ppl take better care of their spoons than their kittays, or children these days.[/political rant]
Everything on that list is correct, I will give you that. However, there is more to it. Can you use a kitten as a weapon? I don't think so! You can defend yourself with a spoon by bashing someone over the head. How about using a cat as a musical instrument? No way! Spoons can be used to beat on all kinds of things to make music. Can you balance a kitten on your nose? No! A spoon can easily preform this amazing task.
Sentrosi
2003-07-20, 05:49 AM
negative on that Bugger. if you attempt to eat, lets say, peanut butter and put it on your cat and eat the cat, they you'd be hauled off to jail.
P.S. Stealing my list and putting Spoon instead of Kittay just means that the spoon side can't think up their own list. Thus proving once again that....
Kittay > Spoon
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
Can you balance a kitten on your nose? i tryed, it sux and hurts, spoons own.
Jaged
2003-07-20, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by Sentrosi
P.S. Stealing my list and putting Spoon instead of Kittay just means that the spoon side can't think up their own list. Thus proving once again that....
Spoon > kittay :D
Look above ur post. I just made a spoon list.
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by Sentrosi
negative on that Bugger. if you attempt to eat, lets say, peanut butter and put it on your cat and eat the cat, they you'd be hauled off to jail. tho u mean eat the cat, first off, who the hell eats spoons?:confused:
Originally posted by Jaged
Everything on that list is correct, I will give you that. However, there is more to it. Can you use a kitten as a weapon? I don't think so! You can defend yourself with a spoon by bashing someone over the head. How about using a cat as a musical instrument? No way! Spoons can be used to beat on all kinds of things to make music. Can you balance a kitten on your nose? No! A spoon can easily preform this amazing task.
Who the hell would use a spoon as a weapon anyways? If someone has a gun, and I have a spoon, am I seriously that dumb to charge someone with my spoon and try to fend them off? I dont think so. No one uses spoons as musical intrusments anyways, I guess if you do, youre a dumbass or something. What so exciting about balancing a spoon on your nose anyways?
NeoTassadar
2003-07-20, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
Can you use a kitten as a weapon? I don't think so! Yes. A little cruel, but agitate it and hurl the kitten at thy foe. Very effective.
Originally posted by Jaged
How about using a cat as a musical instrument? No way!
You obviously haven't heard them on fences at night. They are a choir on their own.:D
Originally posted by Jaged
Can you balance a kitten on your nose? No! A spoon can easily preform this amazing task. Easily. In my sleep, in fact. Don't even need to be awake to put it there in the first place. Given, I usually wake up half-suffocated.
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by r3d
No one uses spoons as musical intrusments anyways Jazz, background stuff, etc. how many times do u ever see a kitten playing jazz, eh??
Jaged
2003-07-20, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by NeoTassadar
Yes. A little cruel, but agitate it and hurl the kitten at thy foe. Very effective.
You would be cruel to your beloved kittens? You are sick.
Originally posted by BUGGER33
Jazz, background stuff, etc. how many times do u ever see a kitten playing jazz, eh??
Noone playes jazz with a spoon my friend.
Sentrosi
2003-07-20, 06:04 AM
You spoon lovers would. I know deep down in your blackest hearts that you would love your spoons to death.
Another reason why Kittays pwn Spoons...
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the spoon
Operator: We get signal
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's You !!
Jaged: How are you gentlemen !!
Jaged: All your spoon are belong to us
Jaged: You are on the way to destruction
Captain: What you say !!
Jaged: You have no chance to survive play your spoons
Jaged: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'kittay'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'kittay'
Captain: For great justice
Kittay's shall reign supreme over all spoondom!
[paraphrased, by permission, from Cats]
Jaged
2003-07-20, 06:05 AM
Lies!
ZionsFire
2003-07-20, 06:07 AM
ALL LIES! kittens
NeoTassadar
2003-07-20, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
You would be cruel to your beloved kittens? You are sick. Just catch that?:D
But sacrifices of slight agitation are acceptable in war on spoons.
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by r3d
Noone playes jazz with a spoon my friend. :o nop, i heard it once.
anywayz, lik u hav 2 spoons an ya lik clap them on ur knees or sumtin, lota peeps are very talented at it.:nod:
Sentrosi
2003-07-20, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by Sentrosi
4) you can only play with spoons if you're a redneck.
pwnd, Kittay wins again.
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by BUGGER33
4) you can only play with kiitays if you're a queer no offence to all gays, but yea.
and we all are rednecks anyways, does it really matter?
NeoTassadar
2003-07-20, 06:36 AM
Demasculating, I know. But I'm secure.
< \/ Note fearless use of purple beyond requirements for Vanu \/ <
Sentrosi
2003-07-20, 06:37 AM
It matters to those of us who aren't redneckian.
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 06:38 AM
which is like 4 and a half peeps.
NeoTassadar
2003-07-20, 06:40 AM
I'm redneckian by birthplace only.:D
BUGGER
2003-07-20, 06:45 AM
u kno thers still som redneck in u.....
ehh, i'm don whoring, the patch servers finally cam up, now i'm gona go sleep so i can wake up 5 hours from now when my lousy 56k will finish the patching.
NeoTassadar
2003-07-20, 06:46 AM
But my whoring has just begu...no, I'm more or less done, too.
Zatrais
2003-07-20, 07:50 AM
spoon for lyfe!
Crono
2003-07-20, 11:28 AM
Kittens pwn.
KeviN
2003-07-20, 11:38 AM
See above reply.
lightfire
2003-07-20, 11:56 AM
ban ban ban
ban lock delete tread
THAT IS ALL WHAT IS TREAD IS HAMMA
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WickedDeus
2003-07-20, 12:25 PM
Ban Troll.
Squeeky
2003-07-20, 12:54 PM
:no: a thread fighting over kittens and spoons
Hamma
2003-07-20, 02:33 PM
Spoons came before kittens.
on PSU anyway
eXoSloth
2003-07-20, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
Spoons came before kittens.
Therefore they are better! The admin has spoken! Begone kitay lovers! You have been pwned!
Jaged
2003-07-20, 02:43 PM
Heil Hamma, spoon lover!
Sandman
2003-07-20, 04:01 PM
GO KITTENS!
Sputty
2003-07-20, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Crono
Kittens pwn.
:nod:
Lonehunter
2003-07-20, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Hamma
Spoons came before kittens.
Do you people dare challenge thy Hamma's power of banage? Kittens are annoying!
- They shit everywhere
- They piss evrywhere
- They make you clean a litter box every weak
- They shed everywhere
- They tear up everything with their claws
- They get pregant and spread the disease
- If they're male they mark everything (Yes they do trust me I know)
- They bother the neighbors
- They torture dogs
- They claw you to death when they're pissed
- They bring home dead animals like mice, birds etc.
- They climb trees and get stuck
- They don't come by name
- They're stupid
- They're wimps
- And last but not least, they can't play Planetside! Neither can spoons but who cares!? Kittens and cats are the embodiment of all evil!
Jaged
2003-07-20, 06:32 PM
Amen brotha Lonehunter!
Lonehunter
2003-07-20, 06:34 PM
Praise the spoon!:rock:
Spider
2003-07-20, 06:34 PM
I thought a cat how to sit... and give its paw... well I thought it dog tricks eh..
Don't say teh kittens are dumb!
Lonehunter
2003-07-20, 06:44 PM
Anything that follows a little red light (Laser pointer) strait into a wall is classified as dumb :nod:
Spider
2003-07-20, 06:52 PM
So my little cousin is dumb... what's your point?
X-113
2003-07-20, 07:09 PM
We should all get on one PS server and settle this with a giant knife fighting tournament.
NC= Newborn Cats
VS= Viable Spoons
TR= Trivial Referees
Lonehunter
2003-07-20, 07:12 PM
Awsome I'll bring my MCS (Mini ChainSaw)
Onizuka
2003-07-20, 07:39 PM
this is sad.
spoons are cool and all but kittens bring me more joy. Dogs bring me even more.
Peacemaker
2003-07-20, 07:43 PM
Stay back you bastards! keep away! I have a Spork!!!! ALSO I HAVE A SPINIFE!
HawkEye
2003-07-20, 07:54 PM
spork:p . kittens are better cuz u can pet them. do u pet your spoon.
eXoSloth
2003-07-20, 08:57 PM
Also, Can you use your cat as a mirror? I DON'T THINK SO!
Bluemoon
2003-07-20, 10:21 PM
oh no the kittens have used there evil powers to brain wash incent civilions into believing in there evil evil ways!
The Spoons must unite, One for all, all for one!
NeoTassadar
2003-07-20, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by Bluemoon
oh no the kittens have used there evil powers to brain wash incent civilions into believing in there evil evil ways! Submit to the kittens. Resistance is futile, etc., etc.
EineBeBoP
2003-07-20, 11:22 PM
guys... there a spoon and a kitten.
they have no problem with eachother, so why are you fighting?
somebody go photoshop a pic of a kitten cuddling with a spoon! HURRY!
:)
Jaged
2003-07-20, 11:24 PM
There is only room for one on there forums. Not both.
Bluemoon
2003-07-20, 11:35 PM
yes yes the kittens are evil and choatic the spoons are easily supreme you KITTEN FOOLs!
ZionsFire
2003-07-21, 01:16 AM
THE KITTAYS SHALL REIGN SUPREME!
Onizuka
2003-07-21, 01:30 AM
okay lets look at both sides:
You eat out of a spoon..... check
you eat out of a cat....... no (unless your a sick perv)
a spoon has hair..... no
a cat has hair...... yes (unless it doesnt.. eheh)
you can ram a spoon up someones ass....... check
you can ram a cat up someones ass...... maybe :p
a spoon can love you back...... no, no matter what you say a spoon cannot love you....srry
a cat can love you back.... if its nice, yes.
so i believe that last question makes me choose cat over spoon.
dont get me started on a cat vs dog war
Entra
2003-07-21, 02:03 AM
Dig out of jails using spoons (Yes, true. Alcatraz).
And how else you gonna eat your chunky munkey?
slytiger
2003-07-21, 02:16 AM
Kitties will rule supreme over all spoons. Whuahahahaahahaha.
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