If you were an Evil Villian

[Skullhead]

If you were an evil villian what kind of evil villian would you be??

Would you be the typical bond type evil villian who plans on dominating the world with just 1 superweapon that can be destroyed by a spy and a sexy chick??

Would you be the evil villian who wears a hockey mask with a meshti and kills people??

Would you be the evil villian who kills the hero personally without gloating about your evil plans???

There are many different kinds of evil villians and they have all been stereo typed in movies. What kind of evil villian would you be and what type of superweapon would you have and how would you start to dominate the world??


I would be the evil villian who would kill the hero personally the first chance I got and then dominate the world with 2 superweapons of destruction.
I would have a super laser that can destroy anything and a floating fortress of doom.

I would start by blowing up Canada because no one would miss anything that comes from canada except for hockey players and that would show the world I mean buisness.
Then I would blow up the UK because that is were all the good spys come from.
After that I would blow up all the Dell PC factories and then the Gateway PC factories.
Then I would blow up all the wal-mart parking lots so that no one would be able to park at wal-mart ever again and there would be endless traffic jams around every wal-mart MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
The Most evil thing I would do would be to blow up the TV studio sets were they film The Teletubbies and Barney and everything within a 500 mile Radius so that not speck of Yellow, blue, pink, or purple fuz will exist. It will be nothing more than a steralized crater of nothing.

I would use my superlaser to destroy santa's workshop and elfs and everything else in the north pole that is associated (Even deer) with santa clause. Then I would land my fortress of doom over the remains of santas workshop and rule the world from there.

That is what I would do if I were an evil villian MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....

[BUGGER]

i'd have teh casual, doublebladed lightsaber/spoon and a hockeymask.

[HawkEye]

I would use my superlaser to destroy santa's workshop and elfs and everything else in the north pole that is associated (Even deer) with santa clause. Then I would land my fortress of doom over the remains of santas workshop and rule the world from there.


:no: not santa,:tear: what did he do. leave him outta of ur evil plans. if u kill him who will deliver my presents. leave santa alone.

[Skullhead]

Originally posted by HawkEye
:no: not santa,:tear: what did he do. leave him outta of ur evil plans. if u kill him who will deliver my presents. leave santa alone.

Its the best way to get ride of hope in the world for the little children. Besides since all the wal-marts have no parking lot and no santa to deliver presents... well its not that hard to figure out what would happen MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......

[Kaltagesta]

teletubbies is an english program, and seeing as you already blew us up.... no need.

i'd be a evil villain pirate who lives on an island alone and would rule evil supreme over it!

[Sandman]

I would build an army of androids (or is it cyborg thats half human half robot?) and make myself one andd kill every human on earth and every animal except kittens, then i would make a kitten king and we would worship him until the end of time.

[Kaltagesta]

but then it turns out you made all the cybord/androids out of discarded SP00N metal, and that they are all biding their time to strike at the kittens!

[Sandman]

down with spoons, up with kittens
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[Mr1337Duck]

If I had to be a bad guy, I'd be an Agent Smith sorta villain. He's a superpowerful suit that kicks the crap out of everyone, loves kittens, and eats spoons!

[Skullhead]

Doesn't anyone care that I blew up canada???

[Mr1337Duck]

I would start by blowing up Canada because no one would miss anything that comes from canada except for hockey players and that would show the world I mean buisness.

[Dark Reign]

I will be the evil santa clause villian instead of ho ho ho people will know me as hey hey ho ho hey hey ho ho and instead of delivering presents I will deliver many pakages with the signature WTF on them and much plastic explosives and on Chrismas everyone will die......muhawaahawahwawa

[Onizuka]

i would never been a evil villain, thus it paines me to think this way.

[Spider]

I do. Most people would miss canada because:

a) no peacekeepers
b) no curling!!!!
c) alot of your natural ressources come from us!
d) beer that doesnt taste like water!
e) It's canada

Blow the US nobody like them! :p

[Mtx]

I don't know about all that but if I were Jedi....

<a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg" width="285" height="123" border="0"><br>:: how jedi are you? ::</a>

I'd be the older more vioent Anakin. I'd also be boning a badass chick and cutting the heads off any Kittens that come near me. Fuckin pests....

;) :D

EDIT... to hell with you forum!

:mad:

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Skullhead
.... and a floating fortress of doom.

Are you renting out rooms?

Originally posted by Skullhead
.... I would start by blowing up Canada because no one would miss anything that comes from canada

Dio comes from canada. i'd miss him. along with many other PSU ppl.

Originally posted by Skullhead
.... After that I would blow up all the Dell PC factories and then the Gateway PC factories.

*insert hallelaugh (sp?) song here*




rest of its just plain crazy, but good luck! :thumbsup:

[AztecWarrior]

I'd be the guy who lets my minions do everything. Of course, they will inevitably screw up, so I'll carry around a medium machinegun with extra ammo.

[Squeeky]

I'd be..."THE GIMP IN THE BOX"

[AztecWarrior]

MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION:

1: Raise money. Work as hard as possible, steal, whatever.
2: Aquire old Soviet nuclear weapons. Big enough to destroy a large city.
3: Ally with other organizations, such as ETA.
4: Plant nuclear weapons in Washington DC, Ottawa, All European Capitals, Tokyo, Beijing, Seoul, Moscow, and any country with its own nukes.
5: I get to push the big red *Destroy World Capitals* button.
6: Take over Asia, then Europe, then North America with masses of loyalists.

[Onizuka]

MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

1: take a piss right now (im serious)
2: eat something
3: live my life till im 90
4: a few days or minutes before i die, grab the nurses breasts
5: milk said nurse
6: die happily :D

[AztecWarrior]

Originally posted by Onizuka
MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

1: take a piss right now (im serious)
2: eat something
3: live my life till im 90
4: a few days or minutes before i die, grab the nurses breasts
5: milk said nurse
6: die happily :D

Priorities, priorities.

[Hamma]

I am an evil nazi site admin.

[Skullhead]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Are you renting out rooms?

Yeah were renting to the whole family. We even have dungons for rent for .50 cents per year complete with many mid-evil tourture devices.

In the family care plan you pay $10 a week for rooms in the upper floors complete with a 260' big screen plasma TV with horribly unconfortible chairs.

We also have the Family In-law care package for only $10 we can keep your In-laws for 20 years in our dungons.

We also have our Child Day care for the adults were we put your unruley kids on our treadmills and exercise bikes (We have to get our power source for the fortress of doom somewhere) for days at a time. If they generator over 30000 Gigawatts of power they will get a free scholarship for college any college that isn't yet destroyed. So the longer you stay the more you earn from the Fortress of Doom estates.

(Null in Void if you help any leftover santa's elfs or start a rebellion in the lower levels of the fortress of doom. Trading In-laws for cookies is permitable under article 7 section 10 of the Fortress of Doom estates care package)

hehe...

[Febnon]

first i would make a giant undersea base. then i would get an army of underwater creatures to make robots with afros. then i would have them boggie sending all in to agony and making all my servants then when james bond comes my chicken-hamsters bodyguards capture him and toture him with ultra horrid disco dancers:D

[Skullhead]

Originally posted by Febnon
first i would make a giant undersea base. then i would get an army of underwater creatures to make robots with afros. then i would have them boggie sending all in to agony and making all my servants then when james bond comes my chicken-hamsters bodyguards capture him and toture him with ultra horrid disco dancers:D

ROFL, that is a good one.