Ackkk!! There Is A Priest In My House!

[Spider]

Help me :scared: for some reason the priest came into my house a couple of minutes after my grand parents... apparently it's their 48th marriage birthday or whatever!

BUT THEIR'S A HOLY MAN IN MY HOUSE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:scared:

[r3d]

KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW, that or show him the Arfenhouse movies.

[Mr1337Duck]

so? What's wrong with that, it's just a priest? Or are you a Christian hater? You goddamn sinner!!!


:p

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Spider
48th marriage birthday


anniversary n00b :p

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
anniversary n00b :p

:lol:

[r3d]

lwTb 3 1 2: LOL spider is gonna get molested by the priest
Th3 Government: hahhaha
lwTb 3 1 2: go ahead and post that i said that
lwTb 3 1 2: he'll hurt me :(


LwTb = khronos
Th3 = Me

[Khronos]

:love:

[Squeeky]

AIM Whores

[EineBeBoP]

i wanna talk 2 ppl using non-forum tools. :(
no love for me, except from Dio
...and im not sure that i want his love. ;)

[r3d]

Stop using the fourms as a chatroom, Squeeky !
If you wanna call me a whore do it in style ! (AIM, or in your case Triallan)

[Squeeky]

irc://irc.planetside-universe.com/

[EineBeBoP]

ooo good idea squeeky :)

[Onizuka]

WOw so what a priest came in your house
this makes me sick

[EineBeBoP]

raw fish makes ME sick.

meh ignore him. go sit in your room masterbating. that'll show him! (the priest i mean)

[Squeeky]

Sushi is so good :drools:

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
meh ignore him. go sit in your room masterbating. that'll show him!

yes it will show him unsightful things ;0

[EineBeBoP]

wtf why is the thread 2 pages long? lol

*curses hit the 45 sec anti-spam limit*

[Spider]

Woah this grew fast :O_O:

He still scares me! :scared: Worst part is! He's staying for dinner and eating MY HAMBURGERS!! MINE!!!

And he smiles! It makes me feel bad!


Help!

and yes I hate religion! Any! Damn overgrown cults :mad:


I'm still scared! :scared:

[Hamma]

Lets use IRC when we want to form a chatroom? thx

[Spider]

I can't Hamma :( I'm on ma laptop and there is a priest over!! He might do a voodoo dance or something... :O_O:

[Mr1337Duck]

Idiot... You know, unless he's really bitchy (like some priests are) just try and accept him. He's probably not out to rape you, if you think so, pack a gun in your sweater. But really, lots of clergy are pretty nice people.

[Kaikou]

Originally posted by Spider
and yes I hate religion! Any! Damn overgrown cults :mad:



Bahahaha religion = owned thanks.

[Spider]

Good to see someone is with me on that one.

I dunno but I think the bible is just one big pass it on game (where the sentence gets weirder and weirder)

I bet you the guy wasnt even named Jesus.. he was named Jeff... and he wasnt a messiah but a massuse. People went to him with back pains and recommended him to his friend saying he worked miracles!

And somehow over the years it became:

He is jesus the son of god, a messiah that does miracles!

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Spider
and yes I hate religion! Any! Damn overgrown cults :mad:

gosh damnit

u make me sick

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Spider
I bet you the guy wasnt even named Jesus.. he was named Jeff... and he wasnt a messiah but a massuse. People went to him with back pains and recommended him to his friend saying he worked miracles!

And somehow over the years it became:

He is jesus the son of god, a messiah that does miracles!

ROFL :lol:

im not a religious guy myself. no god 4 me thx.

plus, church / temple on a friday night /early sat/sun morn sux

[Sputty]

EAT THE PRIEST!!!

[Mtx]

Ask the priest questions... demonic questions. :D

[Spider]

:lol: Would have been funny!

-Hmmm sir... is it a sin to kill babies and then eat their entrails!?

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Spider
-Hmmm sir... is it a sin to kill babies and then eat their entrails!?

I hope not

[Mtx]

Cat food!
http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1057684015460_Cat_food.jpg

[Onizuka]

im sure that will make sputty happy.

[TheRegurgitator]

hey! my uncle is a priest!

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Mtx
Cat food!
http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1057684015460_Cat_food.jpg

Oh my god! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Mtx! You gotta start a thread with nothin but pictures like that. We gotta hot girls thread, a anime pictures thread, why not a fun things to do with cats thread!!!

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Oh my god! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Mtx! You gotta start a thread with nothin but pictures like that. We gotta hot girls thread, a anime pictures thread, why not a fun things to do with cats thread!!!


lol bastard you got caught!

it originally said...

"why not a cruelty to cats thread!!!"

thats un-needed

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
lol bastard you got caught!

it originally said...

"why not a cruelty to cats thread!!!"

thats un-needed

I know I just changed my mind. So how'bout it Mtx?