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Hamma
2003-07-26, 01:36 AM
I am now a supporter of Spoons.
My cat took a shit on my bed while I was out tonight.
Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 01:44 AM
Because of an act of nature you turn your back on teh Kittays. It's a sorry day when I have to disagree with Hamma. But today I must.
I am, and always will be, a proud supporter of Sputty's Kittays.
Hamma
2003-07-26, 01:46 AM
The thing took a shyser right at the top of my bed, not far from the pillows.
It wasnt even nice enough to take a shat on the floor, or hell down my where my feet are at least.
Damn cat ruined my buzz :mad:
Khronos
2003-07-26, 01:51 AM
ugh that sucks...
my pets (dogs) stay in one room in my house and never leave there cept to go outside
no shit in my house good thing.
Onizuka
2003-07-26, 01:51 AM
Hamma, wtf man!!!!
i expected you to pull through for sputty me 1024 and the rest of the cat lovers. i think dogs > cats yes... but cats a living things. Spoons are pieces of shit.
Sheesh even forks > spoons.
I disagree with you hamma.... tis a sad day.
Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 01:58 AM
You pissed it off somehow. Kittays do that. They're smarter than spoons. They let you know when they're pissed off.
Hamma
2003-07-26, 02:02 AM
Hey, at least i didnt gut the cat.
focker is back on my bed now.
course, there are no sheets on it now thanks to him :mad:
Onizuka
2003-07-26, 02:04 AM
if you abuse any animal hamma, i will ban you... perma-ban.
Then ill have you arrested :p
Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 02:06 AM
You're friends have already had that "Special night" you go visit the "Nightlife Entertainment District", right? You probably needed to clean your sheets neway.
eXoSloth
2003-07-26, 02:07 AM
Hamma has seen the light!
Onizuka
2003-07-26, 02:09 AM
all thats left now is too figure out why the light is ghey.
Hamma
2003-07-26, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by Sentrosi
You're friends have already had that "Special night" you go visit the "Nightlife Entertainment District", right? You probably needed to clean your sheets neway. :brow:
Actually, I was happy that I didnt bring home some chick tonight. Imagine if I had? :rofl:
Needless to say the cat will be staying out of my room when I go out tomorrow night.
Revolver
2003-07-26, 02:15 AM
As the two lovers embrace on Hamma's bed, the beautiful girl whispers into her sweetheart's ear: "What's this smelly brown stuff in front of my face?"
:rofl:
Jaged
2003-07-26, 02:18 AM
Welcome to the light side, Hamma.
BUGGER
2003-07-26, 02:18 AM
so hamma thinks spoons>cats? ok, wat about kittays, are they following the lead of cats?
Jaged
2003-07-26, 02:23 AM
One by one, I take control of the leaders of PSU. First Squeeky, now Hamma. Soon, I will Have control of PSU and spoons will rule the world! Now to go pay off Hamma's cat.
Wait.... did I say that out loud?
Originally posted by Hamma
The thing took a shyser right at the top of my bed, not far from the pillows.
It wasnt even nice enough to take a shat on the floor, or hell down my where my feet are at least.
Damn cat ruined my buzz :mad:
Heh heh wait till you have kids.
Why didn't your cat use the liter box anyway? I thought they alllike the liter box. :confused:
Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 02:57 AM
use your "deeply demented inside voice"
Spoon <3'rs are ghey....
BUGGER
2003-07-26, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
Why didn't your cat use the liter box anyway? I thought they alllike the liter box. :confused: not if it smells bad or if it has previous shit already in there......but then thats not hamma's fault, its teh cats cuase it ate too much.:o
Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 03:10 AM
Ummm, no. It's not a question if the cat ate too much. Hamma pissed it off. Cats know where to go. Unlike Spoons that have to be put in their place after we're done with them.
Originally posted by Sentrosi
Ummm, no. It's not a question if the cat ate too much. Hamma pissed it off. Cats know where to go. Unlike Spoons that have to be put in their place after we're done with them.
Hey... I'm asking
BUGGER
2003-07-26, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by Sentrosi
Ummm, no. It's not a question if the cat ate too much. Hamma pissed it off. Cats know where to go. Unlike Spoons that have to be put in their place after we're done with them. yes cats do, but kittays dont.:rolleyes:
Jaged
2003-07-26, 03:42 AM
I trained my spoon to find its way home.
Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
I trained my spoon to find its way home.
Your backside? Rear? Gluteus Maximus? Bunghole?
In the words of Stan, "Dude! That's Sick!"
Sputty
2003-07-26, 06:39 AM
Hamma, it was a test of your loyalty, and you failed. Sorry, but your cat will soon kill you.
Squeeky
2003-07-26, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
Hamma, it was a test of your loyalty, and you failed. Sorry, but your cat will soon kill you.
fucking :rofl: :rofl:
WickedDeus
2003-07-26, 08:30 AM
http://www.fast.info/pix/stickup.jpg
Mr1337Duck
2003-07-26, 11:02 AM
I once forgot to change my cat's litter, I woke up one morning and I hear this meowing sound. I look up and there's my cat, looking evil, and she's crapped all over my bed.
TheRegurgitator
2003-07-26, 11:19 AM
spoons rule!
Bluemoon
2003-07-26, 12:20 PM
welcome to the light side hamma!
1 spoon for all all spoons for 1!
Lonehunter
2003-07-26, 02:25 PM
Thats the thing! Will spoons ever seek revenge on you? NO! They love you no matter who you are. :D
simba
2003-07-27, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Thats the thing! Will spoons ever seek revenge on you? NO! They love you no matter who you are. :D
yes! Spoons rules :love:
Hamma
2003-07-27, 01:34 AM
me and the cat have made up
Onizuka
2003-07-27, 01:35 AM
does that mean man/cat sex hamma.
make up sex is always perty good :thumbsup:
shinken
2003-07-27, 01:46 AM
:no:
Hamma
2003-07-27, 01:47 AM
I didn't have sex with the cat.
Jaged
2003-07-27, 01:47 AM
Well thanks for getting my hopes up Hamma.:rolleyes:
Onizuka
2003-07-27, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Hamma
I didn't have sex with the cat.
uhh good. :rofl:
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