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Mtx
2003-07-26, 04:25 AM
This thread may be offensive to straight women. You've been warned.





Alright if you guys had to choose between a girls tits or her ass which would it be?

Personally I'm the legs and ass guy, I think legs and ass go together because they're part of the same curve. While I do enjoy a girl with a good bust I think the butt and legs are the most important. I love a firm ass.


For a bonus I think girls with strong 6 pac like stomachs are Sexsay! That alone scores major points to me. I guess we don't have to limit ourselves to just tits and ass.

What's your favorite part of a womans body?

Sputty
2003-07-26, 04:26 AM
Stop proving the scientists right!

Jaged
2003-07-26, 04:27 AM
Tittys all the way!

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
Tittys all the way!


me and jaged agreein? Karazy...

Jaged
2003-07-26, 04:33 AM
I guess that the kittens and the spoons agree. Boobies are teh win. Boobies>kittens+spoons

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:34 AM
:lol: i guess so

Mtx
2003-07-26, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
Stop proving the scientists right!

*** ;)

r3d
2003-07-26, 04:36 AM
Clearly ass. If youre a chick and have a flat ass, I wouldent hesitate to shoot you.

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:37 AM
...what are you doing lookin at my ass? :scared:


;)

r3d
2003-07-26, 04:39 AM
Edited my post just for you.

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:40 AM
Much better :thumbsup:
but still..

what were you doing looking at my ass?
:p

Sputty
2003-07-26, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
*** ;)

Anyway, you didn't put in the best one. The vagina. I have breasts, and an ass. But, I don't have a vagina. The best part of a woman

Jaged
2003-07-26, 04:43 AM
Sputty has man titties!

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
I have breasts, and an ass.

Sputtys a girl?! :eek:
either that or 1 of thoes guys wth WAY too many pheramones... (sp?)

Sputty
2003-07-26, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Sputtys a girl?! :eek:
either that or 1 of thoes guys wth WAY too many pheramones... (sp?)
No, I'm fat, noob

Jaged
2003-07-26, 04:48 AM
Like I said. Sputty has man titties

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:50 AM
oh, well fine then.
sry man.

i was j/k with the girl/pheramones thing

Mtx
2003-07-26, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
No, I'm fat, noob

I'm a blunt person so.. just know that.

How fat are you? Show me a pic of them sexsay breasts baby.

:brow:

Jaged
2003-07-26, 04:53 AM
I never knew MTX was gay...

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
I'm a blunt person so.. just know that.

How fat are you? Show me a pic of them sexsay breasts baby.

:brow:


:scared:
:lol: thats just wrong

Mtx
2003-07-26, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Jaged
I never knew MTX was gay...

I never knew it either. I gotta think about that. He's.. me... and he's a damn ***. i can never feel comfortable around me again. :(

hehehheh my ah stepfather once told me that girls must be jealous of my legs because I guess I have good looking legs and ass. I didn't really think much of it at the time but now that I have a moment to reflect backon it... that's kinda scary.

Jaged
2003-07-26, 04:57 AM
So are you saying that gayness runs in your family?

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 04:58 AM
are you also saying you shave your legs? :scared:

Sputty
2003-07-26, 04:59 AM
Originally posted by EineBeBoP
are you also saying you shave your legs? :scared:
Best post ever!

No pics now. Knollsoft is under construction so alot of stuff is missing

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 05:01 AM
party: :bouncy: :cheers: :clap: :thumbsup:

TY TY *bow* *bow*


....you ahve a pic of a guy shaving his legs? :ugh:

Mtx
2003-07-26, 05:02 AM
No one in my family is gay besides my long lost brother MrV.

I do not shave my legs damnit! It's just the way my jeans rub up against my outer legs. ;)

Sputty
2003-07-26, 05:04 AM
No one in my family is gay besides my long lost brother MrV.

MrV is going to hunt you down and kill you one of these days.

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 05:08 AM
and well all be there to laugh at your corpse :p ;)

BTW, WOOT! 801 POSTS! my l33t Whore dream might come true sooN!

Mtx
2003-07-26, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
MrV is going to hunt you down and kill you one of these days.

aww that's not right.

MrV if you have a father that retired from the Army as a Colonel please send me a PM.

He probably will try to kill me one day. He has that disposition. I'm sure he'll ramble on about how I'm evil and chase me around with a sword or something. :lol:

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 05:12 AM
:lol: i'd pay to see that. maybe you can put a paper bag on corrosion's head with a pic of your face on the front :p might fool Mr. V for a few min!

Mtx
2003-07-26, 05:23 AM
I'd drop acid in his coffee, dress up like the pope, and tell him he's going to hell. He'd probably freakout like you wouldn't believe. It'd be a fuckin riot. :lol:

r3d
2003-07-26, 05:26 AM
Anyone would freak out from that, rotf.
Thatd be scary as hell.

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 05:27 AM
:rofl: I'd pay to see that too. :clap:

Hammas gunna b pissed when he sees we were "chatting" again :p

any ideas for a topic we could actually TALK about?

Mtx
2003-07-26, 05:31 AM
IRC? :lol:

Not my fault.. it's the beer. I gotta go to the store and buy more. Have a goodnight guys.

Just so he doesn't try to kill me when he wakes up...

http://images.andale.com/f2/104/127/7218717/1057672144671_threadeject.jpg

EineBeBoP
2003-07-26, 05:33 AM
lol Wuss :p g'night

Squeeky
2003-07-26, 06:25 AM
Ass all the way, im not picky on the topside ;)

Sentrosi
2003-07-26, 07:13 AM
Junk in the trunk = nono in Sentrosi's book.


Gimme a nice and firm female backside anytime.

WickedDeus
2003-07-26, 08:42 AM
Sorry but I live the whole package.

Navaron
2003-07-26, 09:44 AM
You can tell who the young guys are.

ASS ASS ASS. IF you say tits you're a fool. Many a time have I gotten a chicks shirt off to see great tits or not so great tits. Nothing is more disparaging than getting all worked up, and then being let down cause her tits aren't as great as they looked in their packaging. An ass however, will NEVER lead you wrong. A great ass is priceless, and can tell you about a girl's lifestyle and work ethic. Any chick can have great tits, hell sputty's got a nice rack- but a killer ass is a work of art.

Bluemoon
2003-07-26, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
I'm a blunt person so.. just know that.

How fat are you? Show me a pic of them sexsay breasts baby.

:brow:

no hes not gay hes just incedibly desprate ;)

Yuyi
2003-07-26, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
You can tell who the young guys are.

ASS ASS ASS. IF you say tits you're a fool. Many a time have I gotten a chicks shirt off to see great tits or not so great tits. Nothing is more disparaging than getting all worked up, and then being let down cause her tits aren't as great as they looked in their packaging. An ass however, will NEVER lead you wrong. A great ass is priceless, and can tell you about a girl's lifestyle and work ethic. Any chick can have great tits, hell sputty's got a nice rack- but a killer ass is a work of art.

Amen brotha!

Spider
2003-07-26, 12:32 PM
Her eyes :brow:

Ok I lie... ass :D

But the whole package is nice :D

OHHH! I must get a pic of my best friend, you guys will have a tent pole for hours :lol: SHE IS HOT!

:D

Onizuka
2003-07-26, 12:42 PM
Tits all teh way :thumbsup:

nice ass is good but isnt necessary if you have big boobs.

Yuyi
2003-07-26, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Onizuka
Tits all teh way :thumbsup:

nice ass is good but isnt necessary if you have big boobs.

What good do boobs do really anyways :-/

WickedDeus
2003-07-26, 12:50 PM
You can hold on to them while your coming in from the backside.

Kaltagesta
2003-07-26, 12:55 PM
kids, look away now.

Onizuka
2003-07-26, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by WickedDeus
You can hold on to them while your coming in from the backside.

:lol: and they are sexier.

Lonehunter
2003-07-26, 02:01 PM
I've gotta go with ass and legs. There was this one time back in high school My friends bet me to knock this girl's purse out of her hand and get right behind her to watch her pick it up. I was stupid enough to do anything back then so I did it. She was FINE. I did it and when she bent over I side-stepped to the side so I was about a foot away from her bent over ass. Next thing I know I get nailed in the back so I'm right on her now. I decide to get some fun out of it so I slap her ass. She comes up yelling and the principal grabs my arm. This lead to my second 5 day suspension. :D Overall, it was worth it. The whole time the principal was explaining the rules I couldn't stop laughing.

Hamma
2003-07-26, 02:18 PM
T, but I cant ignore a good A

I like the entire package.

Sputty
2003-07-26, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Any chick can have great tits, hell sputty's got a nice rack- but a killer ass is a work of art.
Ok, this is the last time I let someone fondle my man tits!

JonnyK
2003-07-26, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
No, I'm fat, noob


:thumbsup:

/me is t00



and on the subject, if i had to pick one part of the female body, it'd be neither of those, i like good midriff, like t3h bellybutton area. if that shit is good, then they usually have a good ass too, so that's my pic

Vick
2003-07-26, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
You can tell who the young guys are.

ASS ASS ASS. IF you say tits you're a fool. Many a time have I gotten a chicks shirt off to see great tits or not so great tits. Nothing is more disparaging than getting all worked up, and then being let down cause her tits aren't as great as they looked in their packaging. An ass however, will NEVER lead you wrong. A great ass is priceless, and can tell you about a girl's lifestyle and work ethic. Any chick can have great tits, hell sputty's got a nice rack- but a killer ass is a work of art.

Navarone for the win.

Belly can be hawt to though. But still, ass over all.

Lonehunter
2003-07-26, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by JonnyK
:thumbsup:

/me is t00



and on the subject, if i had to pick one part of the female body, it'd be neither of those, i like good midriff, like t3h bellybutton area. if that shit is good, then they usually have a good ass too, so that's my pic

Definatly :drools:

Mr1337Duck
2003-07-26, 07:22 PM
Lol at LoneHunter. I once got pushed by this asshat retard kid who thinks I'm his friend. He knocked me over, and as I put my arms forward to catch myself, erm... they didn't exactly reach the floor. They ended up in some black girl's back pocket. She got so freakin pissed at me, I tried to tell her what happened, but it was hopeless. I'm a good student, in school at least, so they just gave me a warning, said they'd suspend me if anything else happened. Assholes.

Lonehunter
2003-07-26, 07:24 PM
:rock: I think my experience was better though

Mr1337Duck
2003-07-26, 07:29 PM
Yeah, but I live in Kansas. Kansas sucks my teenage ass.

Lonehunter
2003-07-26, 07:42 PM
Good for you :D

�io
2003-07-26, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
What's your favorite part of a womans body?

I'm more of a face guy. Sure i enjoy the firm buns, slender legs or busty chest (as long as it's not too big) as much as the next guy but to me that's all bonus. The face is what i'm gonna be looking at most of the time when we are together so to me the face is the key "body part". I love a girl with gorgeous eyes or the cute chubby cheeks or luscious lips. One of my friends as what i call a bunny nose, whenever she laughs or is shy (which is a lot) she gets the cutest krinkle in her nose. It kills me. :)

Oh and the abs is pretty key too. Obviously a girl who has more fat on the tummy than me isn't all that atractive. :)

Sputty
2003-07-26, 08:01 PM
Oh and the abs is pretty key too. Obviously a girl who has more fat on the tummy than me isn't all that atractive
What about men?

JonnyK
2003-07-26, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
What about men?


:banplz:

that is the gayest comment i have ever heard.











ever.

Sputty
2003-07-26, 08:44 PM
:brow:

WickedDeus
2003-07-26, 11:11 PM
And he like kittens.