Hey, this is malone.

[MaloneCR5]

Many of you may know me. I am malone, the CR5 on emerald. Just saying hi.

[EineBeBoP]

umm nope, dont know ya, but Hi :wave:

[r3d]

EDIT: H8 malone.

Wow I cant belive you did that jaged. Its really stupid to pretend to be malone. everyone hates him.

[Arakiel]

Hi, sweetie.

[MaloneCR5]

So that Hamma *** is an admin here? Fuck.

[EineBeBoP]

...i recract that :wave:
and replace it with :blowup: :domotwak: :chomp:


we need a :zerg: too lol

[Arakiel]

That isn't the real Malone and that just proved it.

Nice troll effort, though.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by MaloneCR5
So that Hamma *** is an admin here? Fuck.


:rofl: ur gunna get pwned hardcore.

hes the site owner

(sry 4 dbl posting)

[MaloneCR5]

All you fuckers just have penis envy

[r3d]

EDIT: H8 malone.

Wow I cant belive you did that jaged. Its really stupid to pretend to be malone. everyone hates him.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by MaloneCR5
All you fuckers just have penis envy

ok, now im not sure i believe it either. im not sure how he acts in real-time chat, but he sounds 5 yrs old there.

[Incompetent]

I sense an IP ban in your future

[r3d]

EDIT: H8 malone.

Wow I cant belive you did that jaged. Its really stupid to pretend to be malone. everyone hates him.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by r3d
his only insult in PS is "you have penis envy" its prolly just some random idiot pretending to be him, Ill edit this post if he asnwers my question right

corrosion! i told you! impersonating ppl. is illegal!

;)

[Jaged]

Woh, that was quick. How did you know? I had the idea in my head for A while. I couldn't resist, lol. That was me. But seriously, how did you know R3d? Damn, that would of been alot of fun if I could of pulled it of, lol. Well, gg.

[r3d]

EDIT: H8 malone.

Wow I cant belive you did that jaged. Its really stupid to pretend to be malone. everyone hates him.

[EineBeBoP]

jaged was malone. just a joke. ur lucky u admited lol.
Hamma woulda perma-banned you, and when jaged suddenly disappeared, we'd just be left wondering....





wheres the cheeze-whiz?

[Jaged]

Originally posted by r3d
What are you talking about?

I thought you knew it was an imposter.


And cheeze-wiz should be my custom title, lol.

[Jaged]

Originally posted by r3d
EDIT: H8 malone.

Wow I cant belive you did that jaged. Its really stupid to pretend to be malone. everyone hates him.
Whats not to belive? It was a joke. And I know everyone hates him. Thats why I did it. I thought it would be funny.....


But how did you know?

[Sputty]

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/dontpostanymore.jpg

[r3d]

It wasent funny to me, I seriously hate that guy. Hes a dick in all aspects of his existence. he should die or atlest get rid of his CR5 char.

and I dident know, I was talking to Arakiel on AIM and he was like "thats not malone" I kinda thought it, cause "Hey, this is malone" is not how he acts. I just went on Arakiel hunch and tried to question malone (you) and you never asnwered.

[Sputty]

Indeed, it wasn't funning. It was trolling and it was stupid.

Originally posted by Incompetent
I sense an IP ban in your future
We can only hope

[Jaged]

Ah cmon. You have to admit it would be fun if the real malone came here and we could all kick his ass. I just tried to do that because I figured he would probably never come here.

[Squeeky]

I dislike jaged more and more after reading each of his posts. This was not funny, but it was infact stupid. Please, don't post stupid shit like this again, i'd be surprised if Hamma didn't ban you for this. :no:

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Squeeky
I dislike jaged more and more after reading each of his posts. This was not funny, but it was infact stupid. Please, don't post stupid shit like this again, i'd be surprised if Hamma didn't ban you for this. :no:
:nod:

[Jaged]

Ok, it was a stupid idea. Whatever. I made three posts as this ass hat. That is nothing to ban about and no reason to hate me. Cmon people.

[Squeeky]

It wasn't this post that made me hate you, it's the other 99% of senseless babble you post.

[Jaged]

Squeeky, you seriously need to take your anger out some place else. We all know you are going through some rough times or something, but honestly, don't take it out on my or the rest of PSU.

Edit: And this thread may of been senseless, but 99% of my posting is defiantly not.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Jaged
Squeeky, you seriously need to take your anger out some place else. We all know you are going through some rough times or something, but honestly, don't take it out on my or the rest of PSU.
I'm angry too. In fact, trying to troll people and then try to blame Squeeky for getting angry is making it worse. Stop trolling

[Jaged]

I made one trolling thread. Ok, now I am a troll? And I do not spam constantly.

[EineBeBoP]

heh it didnt make me angry, but i felt it was stupid and pointless.

[Sputty]

I made one trolling thread. Ok, now I am a troll? And I do not spam constantly.
Yes, you do. You've made multiple threads that follow the same subject in quick succession, you've tried to troll me into flaming you many times even though I made it clear I found the post annoying and not funny. Your conversations are spam.

[Jaged]

Sputty, it is a kittn vs spoon war. I diddn't actualy expect you to take anything I said against you seriously.

[Sputty]

I had made it apparent I didn't find anything funny. The thread you made right after my "Best thing" was pointless and stupid, IMO. Just to copy someone else's post like that. Also, the picture, while fake, was still an obvious troll.

[Jaged]

I did not start that thread. The only new thread I have ever made regarding spoons was the orignal one announcing the 2nd uprising. Go back and check the orignal posters if you like.

[Sentrosi]

Putting bets on:
Jaged being hunted down and killed many times on Markov: 30-1
Jaged getting tossed: 20-1
Jaged standing naked on a roof, with a piece of rope tied to his "manhood" and the other end tied to a cement block and Hamma dangling the block over the edge: 15-1 (love Old School!)
Jaged being reprimanded: 10-1
Jaged's post count reset: 8:1
Jaged just continuing to be Jaged: 1-1

[Jaged]

Why all this h8? I made one trollong post and I am sorry. Almost the entire thread participated in the spoon vs kittin thing. Most of the people who hate me now participated. Why hate something, while adding to it?

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Jaged
Squeeky, you seriously need to take your anger out some place else. We all know you are going through some rough times or something, but honestly, don't take it out on my or the rest of PSU.

Edit: And this thread may of been senseless, but 99% of my posting is defiantly not.

You and the rest of your gang is the source of my anger. I'm a happy camper when the troll's arent around, but once i see one of the stupid posts they create i want to barf.

BTW, Thanks sputty, you just answered every one of his questions the way i would have

[Jaged]

No one hated me before I made this thread that I knew of. I felt pretty loved throughout the community. Now, I make one really stupid thread, and I have page after page of pure hatered. Wha?

[Hamma]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Why the h8? Because you are falling back into a hole..

Remember? that hole you got banned because of?

I suggest you find a ladder.

[WickedDeus]

He can't I stole his ladder.

[Lonehunter]

Guys there have been far worse threads than this come on. It was just a joke, a stupid one at that. There's no reason to hunt him down or IP ban him or any of that nonsense. As for all the other posts Jaged has had, they brought some fun to everybody. This Spoon vs Kitten thing. Just for fun, nothing serious.

[Ouroboros]

The problem is, the Spoon vs Kitten threads are fun, people enjoy goofing off and having fun. But in this case, the thread was intentionally created to invoke negative feelings from the readers, which, makes this a crappy thread and brands it trolling.

[Spider]

But a couple of months ago you swore to never post sensless babble aka spam anymore...

and yet again here it is!

[Jaged]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Guys there have been far worse threads than this come on. It was just a joke, a stupid one at that. There's no reason to hunt him down or IP ban him or any of that nonsense. As for all the other posts Jaged has had, they brought some fun to everybody. This Spoon vs Kitten thing. Just for fun, nothing serious.
You have the right idea. I am glad to see someone on my side. Thanks.

Originally posted by Ouroboros
The problem is, the Spoon vs Kitten threads are fun, people enjoy goofing off and having fun. But in this case, the thread was intentionally created to invoke negative feelings from the readers, which, makes this a crappy thread and brands it trolling.
You are saying that the problem is people have fun in spoon vs kitten threads? How is that A problem? And yes, this post was trolling. I am sorry. I diddn't think before I posted.

Originally posted by Spider
But a couple of months ago you swore to never post sensless babble aka spam anymore...

and yet again here it is!
Everyone, turn off the hate and listen for a second. Practically the entire forum participated in the kitten vs spoon war. Almost all (if not all of) the people who are flaming me now did. If you are going to start calling that sensless babble than ban us all. The truth is most of the kitten vs spoon arguments took place in properly labeled forums. Forums started with the intention of hosting a spoon vs kitten war. I regret posting the portion that I posted of the arguments that took place in other various forums. That however, was only a small percent of what happened. So to answer your question, Spider. I only strayed from the path a little bit. And I am sorry.

[Ryuuji]

Hey Malon dont be angry about Hamma he's cool.

[Jaged]

:lol: did you read the rest of the thread?

[Lonehunter]

He said he was sorry. I truely think he means it. Is it over now? Let's just all grab our spoons and have some fun.

[Ryuuji]

Yeaeh ok I can deal with that. Hi Malone. SPOONS!

[Jaged]

Thanks again lonehunter. I made this thread last night when I was too tired to think straight. There didn't seem to much of a problem before this thread. Hamma, could you please delete/lock it? I really hate this thread now. Posting this thread was one of the stupidist ideas I have had in a long time and I am truly sorry.


And Ryuuji. Read the rest of the thread. You obviously have no idea what is going on.

[1024]

Jeez lot o' h8 in this thread...


:scared: scary. This isn't normal PSU...

[Jaged]

Exactly, what has gotten into everyone?

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by 1024
Jeez lot o' h8 in this thread...


:scared: scary.

:nod:

[JonnyK]

Originally posted by Jaged
Exactly, what has gotten into everyone?


BWARRRRRRRRR

t3h h8 is killing meH brain. even I hate you now, and i don't even remember any stupid shit you did before.

[Kaltagesta]

what a shit thread

[simba]

this isnt the PSU I know when I joined :(
why all this hate? The spoons v kittay threads was just for fun, I sure liked them anyway, this thread was the only thread that was a bit stupid, surely we can forgive jaged.
:love:

[Incompetent]

FYI, the ip ban was before i knew it was jaged, i don't have anything against him, even if this thread was a retarded idea.

[Yuyi]

:rofl: You guys are hilarious

[Squeeky]

It was just a joke, a stupid one at that. There's no reason to hunt him down or IP ban him or any of that nonsense.

You will not be the judge of that, Hamma will.