i was almost robbed by a stoner

[EineBeBoP]

i have sum frnds over at my house for a small lan party.

we got bored (at 4:00 AM), and decided to go 2 the local 7-11 for snacks / more (mtn dew) AMPs. as were walking home, this stoner starts talking 2 us. he offers us weed, then just talks to us. as we get closer to home (about 2 blocks) he starts getting more hostile. hes making threats, like "empty your pockets guys" and then saying "its 4 on 1 guys you can take me!" he just keeps repeating "empty your pockets, empty your pockets..." so, we turn onto my street, and he keeps following us.

About 2 houses in, he turns around and leaves. we keep going, and about another 2 houses in, he starts running after us.:scared: 3 of us have NO experience in this, so we look to our own stoner for what to do. he keeps cool, so we just keep walking. (i get my key 2 the house into my hand) he starts threatening us again, and fllows us a bit more. he stops each of us individually, and holds us for a few min.

i throw my friend the key, and tell im 2 run ahead and get the door. The stoner sees him actually going to a house, so he knows were not BSing about living there.
he thinks bout followin us, but then runs off down the street. We all make it inside, and now im here posting.

so i was shaking a bit, :scared: but im calmer now. :)

just thought i'd post it so you can all laugh at me or just laugh.

FYI, Corrosion and ShootX were 2 of the guys.

[lol shoots saying "OMG, we got raped";)] [LOL Corrosion was wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt, and as hes offering us weed, he look at each of us, and sees corr with the shirt and says "oh, sry man i didnt see the shirt :lol:]

[WickedDeus]

OMG, he knows where you live....he's gonna go get more of his stoner friends, so lock the door!!!

[shootx]

3 of us?...heh i know u guys have never seen the greens...but er....i have my own shit

[Corrosion]

:scared: :scared: :scared: /me was the guy who opened the door for us.

[shootx]

lol corrosion had the nice door handeling job....took bout 5 minutes to open... my impression of cor :no:

[Navaron]

Pussies. You should have beat his ass and taken *HIS* shit. You had him outnumbered.

[Revenant]

That's why you do like me and carry a shank. Any hasseling on the streets, you whip out the switchblade, scare them off..... :D

[Navaron]

Originally posted by Revenant
That's why you do like me and carry a shank. Any hasseling on the streets, you whip out the switchblade, scare them off..... :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bluemoon]

of course thats the only way :doh:

[Onizuka]

whos your stoner eine..... get him to post.

oh and ouch that must have been really scary. your better now though :cool:

[Spider]

Bah if he offered you weed he must of had it on him so you beat him take everything run don't lreave any evidence and sell the shit back to some other guy real low price :lol:

And I carry a knife but it's a kryss ;) bit more menacing then a switchblade

Either that or my 9mm... but I can only scare people with it :p Usually don't have bullets in it.

[Kaltagesta]

i been cor was your stoner! thats why he took so long opening the door, he couldnt see the lock.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Revenant
That's why you do like me and carry a shank. Any hasseling on the streets, you whip out the switchblade, scare them off..... :D

I live in West Virginia, Redneck Central. Everybody I know carries a knife. Even our principal. I don't really carry mine for protection, they're just useful. :D

[EineBeBoP]

lol no, our stoner isnt a registered member, and i hope i dont ever see the other guy again so i wont be inviting him to post here anytme soon. :p

[Ryuuji]

You should of taken it and given it to Tek Dragon, he'd smoke it.

[Lonehunter]

I think a few people on PSU would :D

[1024]

The stoner = teh me



:D

[Corrosion]

Originally posted by 1024
The stoner = teh me



:D

You are too busy stalking Hamma not Eine and me.

[1024]

Don't you knwo that i'm notstlaking hamma anymore? i never really was. He jsut htought so cause i made a funny thread with pctures from his webcam.

[Onizuka]

its just a playful cool custom title... dont see whats wrong with it and why you dont like it.

[Mtx]

I thought he meant some arab stoners were trying to rob him.

Potheads don't start fights. Did you actually see the bud he offered?

I would have beat his ass and smoked his weed. :D

[JonnyK]

yeah, if he kept bugging you and you started to get worried that he was gonna do something, i would have had all 3 of you punch his fucking nose in, then run away. problem solved

[Robot]

next time, just throw a bag of doritos at him and walk away quietly

[1024]

Originally posted by JonnyK
yeah, if he kept bugging you and you started to get worried that he was gonna do something, i would have had all 3 of you punch his fucking nose in, then run away. problem solved

wtf??? adn leave teh green?

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Robot
next time, just throw a bag of doritos at him and walk away quietly
lol teh munchies rox

[Sandman]

I would have pulled out my knife and robbed him of his weed and sell it to my cousin.

[Squeeky]

lol Eine, you should have spawned a reaver and put a salvo of rockets in his ass.

[Sleepwalker]

don't worry about him finding your house, just place a mine a couple feet in front of the door.

...god help you if he has a jammer grenade.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Pussies. You should have beat his ass and taken *HIS* shit. You had him outnumbered.
:nod:

[ZionsFire]

*POW* WHOA! LOTS! hmmmmmm what to do what to do.(Eine) this is some great shit.(Corrosion) hell yeah wohooo hehe goddamn where did he get this.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by ReaperofDeath27
*POW* WHOA! LOTS! hmmmmmm what to do what to do.(Eine) this is some great shit.(Corrosion) hell yeah wohooo hehe goddamn where did he get this.


.....wtf? isnt there a rule against being high while posting?

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
.....wtf? isnt there a rule against being high while posting?

[Onizuka]

ACK EVIL doublepost.

*smackes self* wakeup asshole.

[Derfud]

Yeah, retard stoners suck. I dont mind anyone that leaves me alone, but when the hassling starts, then I get pissed. Get corr to wear a russian hat next time. A female friend of mine ketp thinking she was going to be shot while I was wearing my hat. Some people think commies are all cold blooded and bad-ass, where they are really just wanting equality.

[Derfud]

Ahem, didnt realize this thread was nearly a year old. I get carried away :o

[Jaged]

Necromancy!!!

[Zodiac]

Necromancy!!!BAN!@!1# :evil:

[OfaLoaf]

Necromancy!!!

[WildEagle]

wtf is up with bumping these days?

[Thrik]

Omg old.

But for the record, instead of a DARE shirt try wearing a DEA one.

[WolfA4]

how old are you guys (the ones who were hasseled by the punk "stoner") i almost wish i were your friend just to see him try to rob me.

[Corrosion]

We're all 15-16, but this thread is almost a year old, LET IT DIE!

[Squeeky]

STFU YOU COMMUNIST

http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/032004/Podgorny.gif

[WolfA4]

We're all 15-16, but this thread is almost a year old, LET IT DIE!

hehe sorry, i wasnt the one who ressurected it though.

so i guess you were 14-15 years old when it happened.

[I Hate Pants]

Bumping old threads is the best.

P.S.: seeing as this is an old useless thread now. I just wanted to say that I was banned from the ******* forums. So most likely everyone else is.

[ViperGTS]

Wow..old...

[Fragmatic]

Dude, why did you guys run?

There was 4 against 1, he even said - "its 4 on 1 guys you can take me!", so if he did start any shit, you could have just beaten him shitless, stolen his shit, and get on with the lan :rolleyes:

edit - FUCKING MAJOR BUMPAGE DERFUD!

[Indecisive]

Ahem, didnt realize this thread was nearly a year old. I get carried away :o

GG.