Genie eMa at your Service.

[eMaGyN]

Tell me three of your wishes and maybe someday i'll be nice enough to grant them for you mofos. :p

:love:
eMa

[Robot]

-a woman
-some chocolate cake!
-peace and understanding with the world. or maybe more cake.

[1024]

[list=1]
To Live in Japan
To be able to speak japanese
True Love
[/list=1]

In no particluar order.

[Derfud]

The girl that I really like :D
A custom title :D
end of political misunderstanding.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

to keep up the trend, a real woman who loves me

A Longbow helicopter

Enough money to buy the non-woman related wishes aforementioned.

[ZionsFire]

To understand what is not understood

Some more money

and.....hmmmm.....cant.think..of... a bigger T.V.:D

[r3d]

1: Bling-Bling (cash)
2: Some pants (kinda breezy in here)
3: True love (no one can handle the r3d)

[Ghost06]

1. beer.
2. sex.
3. nascar

no. i am not a redneck.

[lightfire]

{{emagyn}}

^^^^^^^^ this is what i want.

[EineBeBoP]

and the point of all that was...?

ill edit this and post wishes later.

[Arakiel]

Originally posted by r3d
(no one can handle the r3d)

lies

[Mejwell]

A nice, pretty girlfriend. Or a sandwich. I'm not picky.

[Squeeky]

Nice spam lightfire

-True Love
-Billions of dollars
-Perfect figure

[Manitou]

1) To retire.
2) To have lots of grandbabies.
3) Three more wishes.

[Squeeky]

Can you wish for more wishes?

MANI IS CHEATING!!! OMG WISH HAXXOR! :lol:

[FireWolf22]

Most of you wished for money. I am going to also, but in a different context to make it more worth my while.

1. to reach into my pocket and always the exact amount for what i'm buying. See I never run out. I never have to put any money back into my pocket. I never even get loose change. Was on an episode of the Trilite Zone, I think. Didn't see the entire thing though

2. Open my refrigerator and always have what I want to eat. See I don't have to run to the store to get food. I hate the grocery store. I also never have to worry about those spontanious cravings.

3. Still Thinking. I may just let the Gene Go. Don't know though.

Wolf

[Navaron]

Originally posted by {{eMaGyN}}
Tell me three of your wishes and maybe someday i'll be nice enough to grant them for you mofos. :p

:love:
eMa

Mofos? Someone's been hanging out with Denali and Nav too much :P-

I'll take-

North Carolina
Jennifer Garner
Fully staffed Cruise liner.

[AztecWarrior]

You know, I really don't know. Come to think of it, I don't really have any major wishes.

[Spider]

1. Only one wish: The happiness of my best friend :nod: she deserves it!

[JonnyK]

Originally posted by ReaperofDeath27
To understand what is not understood

Some more money

and.....hmmmm.....cant.think..of... a bigger T.V.:D


want my tv? 60" mitsubishi w/ full thumping surround sound :D


and /me wants

1. money money money
2. all the women (well almost) from my "special" thread
3. A bike from west coast choppers

[AztecWarrior]

Ok after thinking about it, here's what I have:

1: Good health for my (remaining) grandparents and great-grandparent.

2: Lose weight.

3: Dunno.

[Happy lil Elf]

A professional athlete, scratch that, a professional basketball player who has a 30 million dollar contract doing something dumb enough to me to allow me to sue for eno0ugh money to be able to live confortably for the rest of my life and never have to get up and go to work again.

I suppose I could have just asked for the cash, but then I wouldn't be screwing a professional basketball play over at the same time. Man I friggin' hate basketball.

[Skullhead]

I want a giant 30 foot tall robot to destroy the world with.
I want a giant asteroid to hit the world in 30 years
I want the best Peanut butter and jelly sandwich that will last 30 years so I can enjoy my last moments in life in happyness with the best sandwich in the world.

[eXoSloth]

-True love
-For my friend on AIM to shut up because I don't give a shit about what he is saying
-Lots of money

[Mr1337Duck]

Infinite money
Jennifer Garner would be nice, but I hear she's a bitch IRL, so... the perfect woman, really hot, really nice, doesn't mind if I get drunk and sleep with another woman.
Genie to go free, then I'd like one more wish as a thank-you.
I want to have pimpin Matrix shit. I want wall walking, on or through, bullet stopping, everything.

[KeviN]

I want my own sushi bar, and those Matrix glasses.

[EarlyDawn]

I'd like to see what Ema looks like.

[lightfire]

^ me to

[eXoSloth]

I change my getting my friend to shut up wish to seeing eMa's picture.

[Hamma]

3 Personal Strippers
A new mansion in the florida keys
3 more wishes

:P

[Sputty]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Mofos? Someone's been hanging out with Denali and Nav too much :P-

I'll take-

North Carolina
Jennifer Garner
Fully staffed Cruise liner.
I'll take something like that, but rather
Northern Quebec
Dio
Fully wooden shack

[Vick]

Originally posted by Sputty
I'll take something like that, but rather
Northern Quebec
Dio
Fully wooden shack

pics plz

:brow:

[eMaGyN]

Originally posted by Hamma
A new mansion in the florida keys



lol, versus the one you own now?

:love:
eMa

[Bighoss]

I just have one simple wish cuz thats the kinda guy i am...

I wish that my will becomes one with the universe so that existence only exists if I will it...:D

[firecrackerNC]

money LOTS billions apon billions
power,political power,i want a say in the goveremnt and stuff
never die till im 90,meaning i could go out in a war and never get shot,so i could be a hero yay me superman

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by {{eMaGyN}}
for you mofos

:rolleyes:

1. hapiness
2. speak japanese
3. 100 acres in a remote area to house mistreated animals. :D

[AztecWarrior]

Originally posted by Hamma
3 Personal Strippers
A new mansion in the florida keys
3 more wishes

:P

Holy shit! Hamma's stalking me! The keys are like an hour from my house, and with his F-150 Lightning, he'll be at my place within minutes :scared:

[AsylumX]

I thought of a way to get around the no wishing for more wishes...

1. *random thoughtless self-centered wish here*
2. I wish I could wish for more wishes
3. I wish for as many wishes as I want

:D

Wish away

AsylumX

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Onizuka
:rolleyes:

1. hapiness
2. speak japanese
3. 100 acres in a remote area to house mistreated animals. :D

change 3 to 3 more wishes.

every 3rd wish is for 3 more wishes :)

im gunna change 1 to

All the time in the world, to do whatever i want with.

that pocket with exact change is TIGHT. ill take one of thoes.

a DVD collection, containing EVERY anime ever made, and room to store it all.

more wishes coming later

EDIT: why did i quote Oni, if im only using 1 of his wishes...?

oh, well Japanese!

[shinken]

1)telekinesis
2)the exact change thing
3)more wishes

[Ultimatedogg]

1. some monkeys (cause monkeys rule)
2. more monkeys (see above)
3. lot of money (cause money rules)

shallow? You Decide :)

[Lexington_Steele]

1) To be able to get in touch with Brendan Ryan, a semi-old friend of mine who I have no way to get in contact with. :(

Other than that, I am doing pretty alright.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
a DVD collection, containing EVERY anime ever made, and room to store it all.


HELL YES!

[aiwest420]

1) 30 billion dollars
2) bill gates' head on a stick
3)psychologic powers (telekinesis, move thing with mind, etc)

:D

[r3d]

I change mine.

1: The power to grant wishes so long as I please.

I win

[Cease]

1> I wish I could live my life over again but with my wisdom and knowledge that I have attained in this life. Not that I'm unhappy with my current life, but knowing what I know now... I'd raise hell in life 2.0.

2> I wish I was a master at either the guitar or piano. I don't want to be a famous musician or anything like that. I'd just love the ability to play whatever I wanted or felt at that moment.

3> I wish for fullfilling lives for my children.

[simba]

only need 2 wishes

to stop being so ugly

a neverending amount of w�shes

[Zodiac]

1) WoW beta...now! :wantbeta:

2) a Scotish castle

3) a woman to err...love :o

[WickedDeus]

To be God or have God like powers.

Thats it, I can do everything else myself after that.

[Onizuka]

i wish people werent so greedy and said

1. billions of dollars
2. godlike powers
3. 3 more wishes

most people are happier without money. just like at michael jackson.

[AztecWarrior]

I think health is a bit more important than money...

[Happy lil Elf]

Money can buy you health in many cases ;)

[Spider]

pftt you are all selfish I think I'm the only one that wished for something good on another and made no more wishes!

Selfish people!:P~






:lol:

[Searo]

You're right Spider. Instead of being selfish, I'll make a wish for someone else.

I wish that Spider has herpes.

:p :D

[Spider]

hmmm I said something good...


but thats already done :brow:


:lol:

:rofl:

[WickedDeus]

Originally posted by WickedDeus
To be God or have God like powers.

Thats it, I can do everything else myself after that.

Why would this be a selfish wish? Who said I wouldn't be a good god?

[Cease]

Genie,

You said you were at our service, and yet none of my wishes have come true. If failure to grant wishes persists, I'm afraid I will have to report you to the Better Genie Bureau. The BGB takes their job seriously and will revoke your Genie License, impound your bottle, and hold it for government auctions.

Have you been paying attention to the job market lately? Genies on probate aren't in high demand ma'am.

Thank you,
Cease

[Spider]

:lol:

[Lonehunter]

1. To live forever
2. The ability to not feel pain
3. Ownership of my own Genie

[Kaltagesta]

people who say 'money doesnt get you happiness' aren't correct, not entirely anyway.

if ever i get rich, i dont think the best thingh will be that i can buy loads fo stuff, but [as paul mcartney [spl?] said] its the fact that you know you dont have to do anything, except when you want to do it. The reason a lot of people dont enjoy life is becasue they have a job they hate - for example my dad. If he got very rich, sure, it wouldnt make him happy directly, but the fact he would never have to work again would take out of the lfie one of the few cappy things.

and remember, if your rich you can choose whether you want to work or not [or start a new business even].

when you are poor, however, you have no choice. Thats hwat it comes down to for me.

[Solitudinem]

1. Immortality (I stop aging at 25ish, the works)
2. The ability to change into anyone/thing I want to (viva la Mystique)
3. I'd release the genie~

[EarlyDawn]

Revised list:

1- As was said, the start life over thing with my current knowledge. I'd pw3n the world.

2- Nanotechnology, at every form. In my blood, in my vital organs. In a cloud around me. Building me a house and an army.

3- System Shock 3

[NoSurrender]

simple

1. Private Militia (to make peace and errr stuff)
2. Money to Fund that militia and other things and to get rid of poverty
3. a hot beatiful understanding woman

[NeoTassadar]

I would be too careful at this, not that I'm saying you would be some evil djinn that screws 'em up, Ema. But, how I would really word them would take up too much time. Ah, what the hell, I'll put down the gist of them.

1. Telekineses/telepathy/gain (and/or get rid of) at will pretty much whatever ability I come up with afterwards.
2. All the Eva Units, with all support/launch facilities needed, stored below my house. Best joyrides ever.
3. Rid the world of pop music.

[GonePostal]

wouldnt all this money people are wishing for cause inflation?

1. a large investment in gold
2. 8 foot glass bong
3. 100 pounds of pot(and somewhere to stash it all)

[Antres Midel]

1) Immorality-To stop ageing at 27 and live forever. No matter what happens(i.e. getting shot, blown up, run over by forklift, getting tossed into the vacume of space, ya know simple things.)

2)To be able to know and learn any language I encounter during my infinate life.

3)To be able to go to any reasturant in the world or otherwise and have the managment have this inescapable urge to give me all the free meals/ drinks I want.


-MIDEL