Squick
2003-07-31, 09:48 PM
I don't know if any of you follow the posts on the Bluesnews.com board, but this guy "fredrickson" is the definition of a troll, well someone made quite the nice song for freddy...
http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=viewthread&threadid=43230&boardid=1&id=&view=flatnew&start=0
In the melody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody..."
<nin clears throat, taps mike> This thing on?
is this the fredster?
is this just fantasy?
caught in his postings
no escape from this fallacy
open your eyes
look onto this site and seeeeeeeeeee...
I'm just a fredster
I need no sympathy
because it's "nin is gay" "nin has aids", get *REMOVED*, posts away
anyway the fred posts, doesn't really matter to meeeee...
to-o me...
fredster...just got *REMOVED*
first he posted on the board, then got muted out the door
fredster...life has juuuuuust begun
but now you've gone and pissed off uncle Blue
fredster....eww ewwwwww eww
didn't mean to yank your chain
if you don't post again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on, (and post when Blue's not looking)
too late
he's been *REMOVED*
first he's posting all the time,
then Blue knocks his ass in line
goodbye lil' fweddy
you've got to go
gotta mute your ass before
you call me names
fredster....eww ewwwwww eww
I don't wanna cry
sometimes wish you'd just go the f$%* away...
<nin plays air guitar solo, fredster looks on, clueless>
I-see-a-fredster-posting-on_the-bluenews-board!
NIN IS GAY! NIN IS GAY! BLUE-WHERE-IS-MY-LINK!?
BLUE PLEASE BAN THE FREDSTER, VERY VERY QUICKLY PLEASE!
Where did Blue go? (Where did Blue go?) Where did Blue go? (Where did Blue go?) It's 9am and there's no news-oh-oh-oh-oh!
he's just a fredster, nobody likes him
HE'S-JUST-A-FREDSTER-TROLLING-ON-THE-BLUES-BOARD!
SPARE US HIS NONSENSE, BAN HIS ASS TODAY!
will you please, will you please, will you ban the fred?
YOU CAN NOT - NO! - YOU CAN NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - YOU CAN NOT - YOU CAN NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - YOU CAN NOT - YOU CAN NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - DO NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - DO NOT BAN THE FRED - DO NOT BAN THE FRED
ah no no no no no no no!
Oh Mr. Blue! Mr Blue! Will you please ban his dumb ass?
The internet has enough trolling as it is, it is, it isssssssssssss!
<more air guitar, fredster still dumbfounded>
so you think you can come here and post all your craaaa-ap?
and you think Blue won't mute you and silence your yaaaa-ap?
oh fredster, can't do that shit here fredster
just got get, just gotta get your ass banned
fredster please behave now
fredster can't you see?
you must stay on topic
you must stay on topic...or leeeeeeeeeeeeave
Supporter of the "A happy fredster is a muted fredster" fanclub.
Now thats clever! :whip:
http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=viewthread&threadid=43230&boardid=1&id=&view=flatnew&start=0
In the melody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody..."
<nin clears throat, taps mike> This thing on?
is this the fredster?
is this just fantasy?
caught in his postings
no escape from this fallacy
open your eyes
look onto this site and seeeeeeeeeee...
I'm just a fredster
I need no sympathy
because it's "nin is gay" "nin has aids", get *REMOVED*, posts away
anyway the fred posts, doesn't really matter to meeeee...
to-o me...
fredster...just got *REMOVED*
first he posted on the board, then got muted out the door
fredster...life has juuuuuust begun
but now you've gone and pissed off uncle Blue
fredster....eww ewwwwww eww
didn't mean to yank your chain
if you don't post again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on, (and post when Blue's not looking)
too late
he's been *REMOVED*
first he's posting all the time,
then Blue knocks his ass in line
goodbye lil' fweddy
you've got to go
gotta mute your ass before
you call me names
fredster....eww ewwwwww eww
I don't wanna cry
sometimes wish you'd just go the f$%* away...
<nin plays air guitar solo, fredster looks on, clueless>
I-see-a-fredster-posting-on_the-bluenews-board!
NIN IS GAY! NIN IS GAY! BLUE-WHERE-IS-MY-LINK!?
BLUE PLEASE BAN THE FREDSTER, VERY VERY QUICKLY PLEASE!
Where did Blue go? (Where did Blue go?) Where did Blue go? (Where did Blue go?) It's 9am and there's no news-oh-oh-oh-oh!
he's just a fredster, nobody likes him
HE'S-JUST-A-FREDSTER-TROLLING-ON-THE-BLUES-BOARD!
SPARE US HIS NONSENSE, BAN HIS ASS TODAY!
will you please, will you please, will you ban the fred?
YOU CAN NOT - NO! - YOU CAN NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - YOU CAN NOT - YOU CAN NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - YOU CAN NOT - YOU CAN NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - DO NOT BAN THE FRED
BAN HIS ASS - DO NOT BAN THE FRED - DO NOT BAN THE FRED
ah no no no no no no no!
Oh Mr. Blue! Mr Blue! Will you please ban his dumb ass?
The internet has enough trolling as it is, it is, it isssssssssssss!
<more air guitar, fredster still dumbfounded>
so you think you can come here and post all your craaaa-ap?
and you think Blue won't mute you and silence your yaaaa-ap?
oh fredster, can't do that shit here fredster
just got get, just gotta get your ass banned
fredster please behave now
fredster can't you see?
you must stay on topic
you must stay on topic...or leeeeeeeeeeeeave
Supporter of the "A happy fredster is a muted fredster" fanclub.
Now thats clever! :whip: