Cat Schwartz from TechTV topless

[Squick]

Pretty funny story... Not sure if any of you watch "Call for Help" on TechTV, but Cat was acting bizzare today, so I checked out her Blog and did some searching around and found out the story... The dork took a pic of herself topless smoking, then cropped the image to just be her face... Well, little did she know that Photoshop imbeds the original full image in the file...

Work Safe: http://graphicssoft.about.com/b/a/012372.htm

NOT Work Safe: http://fuckallyall.com/article1585.html

Not the best pose for a glamor shot, but man she is pretty nasty looking, expecially for being so cocky on her blog, proclaiming she is the hottest thing on the planet...

Squick

PS... I am pretty sure I have seen rated-R stuff posted on the boards before, but if the second link is no good just tell me, I will yoink it, it can be found quickly on google anyways.

[firecrackerNC]

OMG TEH hotT







actually.................no

[Squeeky]

Holy shit....owned!!!!

[Khronos]

:eek: :rofl:

[�io]

:rofl:
Owned indeed. :D

I agreed she's not very hoTt, she's not fugly either but she's not gorgeous. :)

[Squick]

Originally posted by �io
I agreed she's not very hoTt, she's not fugly either but she's not gorgeous. :)

Right, and I am not usually one to comment on people's looks, but she basically said "F*** everyone who doesn't think I'm hot." She comes off as a very snobby, stuck-up girl. She is openly rude to one of the hosts of the show she plays the receptionist for... To me it seems like she defines bitch... I would much rather be with someone who is not all that attractive but is kind and pleasant to be around.

Squick

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by �io
I agreed she's not very hoTt, she's not fugly either but she's not gorgeous. :)
:nod:

[Onizuka]

Not really that hotT. oh well, if she was hot she wouldnt be on techtv :)

[Strygun]

hahahahahha...

betcha money she'll quit techtv after this..

[Lonehunter]

:hitit:












With a shovel

Edit: Somebody else has said that but I can't remember who.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
:hitit:



With a shovel

Edit: Somebody else has said that but I can't remember who.


I did :o

[Lonehunter]

Oh yeah, you said that about the chick in spider-man

[Everay]

chick from spiderman has nude pics?

and i used to think cat was decent, but i guess she looks better clothed than nude

[Kaikou]

whoops...

You'd think someone on techTV would be somewhat more knowledgable of things like photoshop...

[Peacemaker]

Owned like a 10 year old whore. (I dont think anyone has said this b/c it makes no sence)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Doesn't make much sense, either.

[Navaron]

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/hit_It_davidh.png

[Everay]

well, that website, thats linked to up there on the first post says it was prolly the digital camera, because they tried it, and there was no embedid image

[Squick]

Originally posted by Strygun
hahahahahha...

betcha money she'll quit techtv after this..

I'll take that bet ;)

She said she was not ashamed of the picture... My thought is she is actually a voyer or however you spell it and knew someone would find it... Because as someone said, pretty unlikely that someone that answers tech questions on live TV (so most likely not just reading a teleprompter) could be that clueless...

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Squick
I'll take that bet ;)

She said she was not ashamed of the picture... My thought is she is actually a voyer or however you spell it and knew someone would find it... Because as someone said, pretty unlikely that someone that answers tech questions on live TV (so most likely not just reading a teleprompter) could be that clueless...

Where did she comment on the incident? Link?

[Squick]

http://www.catschwartz.com/archives/000011.html

"Interesting
1) it was a mistake... you all lucked out... BIG time. ;-)
2) i don't smoke all the time.... just sometimes... and i like it.

this has been an interesting ride. stay tuned for more fun... no more special pix though."

Then she also had "comments" enabled at the time she posted that, and she responded as the first "comment" but people were ripping her too hard and she pulled the whole 'comments' ability of her site.

I may be slightly skewed on my views towards this though since all four of my grandparents died of smoking-related cancers, and both my mother and father are showing signs of lung cancer. So I dispise smoking more then anything else in the world. I would rather live with a stoner or E-raver then a smoker...

Squick

[Everay]

let a person do what they want with their body, its their right

[Squick]

Sure it's their right, but it is also the right of others to comment on their body if they put it in the public domain.

[Everay]

i ment the smoking, hey, i even said she looked better dressed than nude

[Terran Sniper]

Originally posted by Onizuka
Not really that hotT. oh well, if she was hot she wouldnt be on techtv :) That'swhere you're wrong, Onizuka. Look at X Play's Morgan Webb.

[Everay]

Originally posted by Terran Sniper
That'swhere you're wrong, Onizuka. Look at X Play's Morgan Webb.


AMEN!

[Sputty]

http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/hit_It_Chirac.gif

[Squick]

Nice Sputty... I'm gona be picking bits of my breakfast off my monitor for weeks now :D

[AsylumX]

she's a fugly

AsylumX

[WickedDeus]

Guys you all know that if she was in the same room and willing you would be hitting as soon as it took you to drop you zipper.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by WickedDeus
Guys you all know that if she was in the same room and willing you would be hitting as soon as it took you to drop you zipper.
Yes, but then again, I wasn't saying anything bad about her.

[Spider]

Not me... I've been with better :o won't reduce myself to the bits and pieces that made teh nerd lady of tech tv.

[AsylumX]

doesn't change the fact that she's fugly :D

AsylumX

[WickedDeus]

Originally posted by Spider
Not me... I've been with better :o won't reduce myself to the bits and pieces that made teh nerd lady of tech tv.

The proof are in the pictures....POST some!

I would not say that she was fugly....I've seen worst.:eek:

[Spider]

hmmm ok i'll upload one gimme a sec :p

Not a great picture but still! (bad quality and 5 am in the morning after a party :lol: )

Her name is Katrina one hot number. She comes from a russian and canadian background :o just a sec.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Sputty
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/hit_It_Chirac.gif

:lol:

[Spider]

http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/katrina5am.jpg


There you are she doesnt look her usual hotTness but try to look hot after a 40 oz of vodka and 6 shooters of tequila! :p

[WickedDeus]

Dude after 40 oz of vodka and 6 shooters of tequila, I'm smoking hotT.


She is not bad btw.

[Spider]

I know :brow: and she is REALLY flexible :o

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Spider
I know :brow: and she is REALLY flexible :o
This flexible?
http://www.contortionhomepage.com/rdwight/ho014s.jpg

[Hamma]

Originally posted by Strygun
hahahahahha...

betcha money she'll quit techtv after this.. Or be fired.

[Spider]

Ok maybe not that flexibile :O_O:

[Squick]

Originally posted by Hamma
Or be fired.

Doubt it, Morgan Webb is openly bi-sexual, a lot of the guys are known for being huge partiers and doing illegal stuff after a few too many... If anything the TechTV folks are glad the "dorky" TechTV staff is showing that they are human in their own time.

And Spider, don't sell yourself short, that girl is killer, but I have a thing for red haired girls, it seems thats all I have been getting too...

Squick

[Sputty]

Morgan Webb is openly bi-sexual
She is? When did she say that?

[Squick]

Originally posted by Sputty
She is? When did she say that?

Yall need to read the Cat Schwartz and Morgan Webb yahoo groups... The info is in her "Friendster" profile, but you would not have access to that unless you were approved by one of her friend's friends.

Squick

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Squick
Yall need to read the Cat Schwartz and Morgan Webb yahoo groups... The info is in her "Friendster" profile, but you would not have access to that unless you were approved by one of her friend's friends.

Squick

stalker/fanboy :p

[Hamma]

ph34r teh stalkers..


PSU: Sanctuary for stalkers