Rejected Quotes

[MilitantB0B]

I have been trying my hand at submiting quotes from work this last week. Here is what I got so far:

Rejected:
- We care, so you don't have to.
- Life is a bitch, and his name is Squeeky!
- This place intentionally left blank
- You heard wrong!

Accepted:
- :HitIt:

Personnally I think, "We care, so you don't have to" is much better then :HitIt:, but I don't make the judgemenet, Hamma does. :(

What are some of yalls favorite rejected quotes. In other words, quotes that got rejected that you still want people to hear, post em here.

[Kaltagesta]

- the allies on DoD have down syndrome
- my lizard is weird
- oops, sorry, i did it twice.
- because your mom says your l33t!
- because your mom says you are l33t!
- ner ner ne ner neeer!


they were all pre-beta

[EineBeBoP]

Rejected:
- OMG hes HAXORING! HE has COMMON SENSE!
- "WTF? somebody dosent like PSU 2.0! Thats it, :banned:" -Hamma
- Hamma = Teh Roxxors!
- Manlove offered by the post!
- Where PnsNdabut is a GOOD thing.
- No PnsNdabut for you!
- PSU: PSU: PSU: PSU: PSU:...


I have no accepted :'(

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
I have no accepted :'(

eep....:tear:

[Peacemaker]

Awaiting approval:
- We go to Hooters only for the food.


Accepted:
- We must remember Devs are people too!


Rejected:
- look Valcron, I dont listen to you anymore. You are a source of constant complaints about everything rofl
- The only online community that has more than two people that own Stainless Steel Anal Speculums.
- So weres the cycler? All I see in here are Hamma's thongs!

[Corrosion]

Can someone plz post link for quote submition

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Corrosion
Can someone plz post link for quote submition http://www.planetside-universe.com/quotes/

[EarlyDawn]

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
- You heard wrong!
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Beat you :p

You heard wrong

[Sleepwalker]

rejected:
-Lots of fun for Guys and GALs.
-I wouldn't hit it... It's been around.
-Strummin' on my Geetar.
-Season one collection now available on DVD.
-Jeden Tag wir sterben ein Bissen maar.
-Clicking on or refreshing an ad will not disrupt your place in line.

accepted:
-Seriously, lay off the "Z" word.

[firecrackerNC]

Planetside:More Hackers then Counter-Strike!!

[r3d]

Accepted:
- PSU 2.0, Bigger,Badder,l33ter.


Rejected:
- You sir, are the suxx0rs !
- I forgot my good quote.
- I never really SEE this quote if it even gets accepted.
- Because nobody has to know you're not wearing pants.
- C'mon in, were not elitist.

[Mejwell]

Here are some of my rejected that I thought were shoe-ins, although in retrospect I can see why some of them weren't too great:

-The only website clinically proven to get your rear 88% more in gear.
-Making the TR soil their underwear, one grunt at a time.
-The wheels on the Sunderer go round and round...
-Where good commanders DON'T sing songs and doodle on the map.
-You'd better get back to work. Those Vanu aren't going to kill themselves.
-is made from people! IT'S PEOPLE!

And, for ego++, my accepted:
-Not good, but it happened.
-Your rest stop on the porn superhighway.
-Creators of the "Lash Me" sign.
-Castrating griefers since 2003
-I just sneezed in my exo-suit.

[Hamma]

I dont have any rejected quotes.

tis good to be the king :D

[Lonehunter]

Accepted:
- > Planetside.com
- No affiliation with UPS.
- Mosquitos, Mauraders, and Prowlers, OH MY!
- Make love not war. Well maybe a little.
- Mayhem, Chaos, Peace, What's the difference?
- Ignore the environment, it will go away.


Rejected:
- There will never be a "Best Game in the World" until you can strap kittens to a grenade and throw it at somebody so it will stick to them and blow up (This should have been excepted)
- Lifes a b!tch, her name IS NOT {{eMaGyN}}
- Hello?
- Planetside: The only place where you can kill Bayney and get away with it.
- When do we get to ride the bombs coming out of the Liberator?
- Please Show Underwear
- Blame Canada!
- Guns don't kill people, wait, yeah they do.

[Antres Midel]

Awaiting approval:
- Getting students kicked out of the computer lab one day at a time.
- Friends? Friends are overated, try Planetside


Accepted:
- Where Hammas fly.


-MIDEL

[TheRegurgitator]

Accepted:
- Nerf the tomato!
- I like sex do you like sex?


Rejected:
- It's lonely here at night....
- "I'd submit this one, but it'd just get rejected." - Unregistered
- Please Hold...
- WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT MY QUOTES!!!!
- Licking pussy since 2003.
- Welcome to Planetside. Keep your arms inside the Galaxy at all times.
- Thats not a meteor, its a peice of crap.
- OWW you shot my balls!
- What is that brown, squishy thing you just stepped in?
- VS: Come join the dark side.

[X-113]

Awaiting approval
- They're purple and they fly, but they don't eat people... We think.
- The only CC you can't use an REK on.
- That's not darklight, that's eye strain.
- Now invading YOUR equipment terminals!
- My other quote is a GAL

[WritheNC]

I just did,

"Does this reinforced exosuit make me look fat?"

[Smaug]

Awaiting Approval:
-Guns don't kill people.... bullets do.
-Guns don't kill people.... lasers do.

I couldn't think of which one I wanted so I put both. Oh and thanx for the inspiration Lone.

[Sentrosi]

Accepted:
Where has eMa's quote gone?? Oh here it is....
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Fear the ironleaved trees of Auraxis....
Why can't I just shoot out the tires?
Where purple isn't really a "summer" color.
Work, meet Planetside. Planetside, meet unemployment.
I'm reloading because my quote is next, I know it is.
If your sig falls to the Sigbot, does it make a sound?
Planetside: Is it in you?
Will I be able to dodge bullets?

Rejected:
Graphical content inside.
If you're bored, look up here.
The only problem I have is you staring here looking for your quote.
Most of us are just recovering whorers.
Halfway house for stalkers.
If you keep picking at it, it will only fester and get infected.
Another site dedicated to the lost art of responsible whoring.
The foster home to so many 1337 whores.
We don't whore here.....ok, maybe a little bit.
Not to be confused with PCU
In this game, Medics do not follow the hippocratic oath.

[powdahound]

Accepted:
- Decrease the frequency of ema's quotes. Submit one today!
- WOOOOO WOOOOOOO!!!
- Installing whistle tips on Harassers since '03
- I can't believe it's not spam!
- The Incredible, Edible Hamma.
- Only we have the answer.
- Hamma: The Other White Meat.
- Half the Hamma, all the taste.
- We're here just for you!
- Does a body good.
- Failure to vote in poll will result in death.
- Do it for Hamma!
- Rawr!
- This is just a test.


Rejected:
- For sale.

[Squeeky]

Accepted:
- PLease consult a physician before whoring.
- Where chia pwnz joo
- Where women are worshipped
- Where PlanetSide > Real Life
- Would you like frys with that frag?
- Un-Officially Known As "NaziVille"
- "My mom buys me the sports illustrated swimsuit issue" -Hamma
- Spread da lub like butter on toast
- Best lil whorehouse on the web
- Whoring aint easy
- Home to Hamma, Or "Hammer" as Marsman puts it
- We let the dogs out!
- A virtual nudist colony, lets get nekkid!
- :insert witty quote here:
- We be off da heezy!
- Pimpified to the max!
- Where manlove is encouraged


Rejected:
- "its an FPS, you shoot people, you blow shit up. What more "content" do you need?" -Hamma
- Gimme access
- Home of the hypertextanduousdiligananomousintastaraphy
- Please dont feed the MLWA Members
- Home To MLWA
-
- No seriously, Stop refreshing this page...IM SERIOUS!
- Where Manlove, Sporks, Chicken nuggets, and running around nekkid is encouraged
- Where MLWA pwns, http://mlwa.cjb.net
- Having alzheimers isnt that bad, Your always meeting new people and you can even hide your own easter eggs

[EnorganiK]

i never knew about this lol so i submitted a few...

Awaiting approval:
- OMFG i r teh uber cuz i r here.
- MAX = small penis?
- I fart plasma acid...is that bad?
- Ewok Ownage...
- PSU is like Planetside...but not.
- The infil spanked me =(
- Dying is like Buttsecks...it hurts but you like it.
- Why is Emerald the only normal server name...cuz we're better!
- Vanu are purple pussies...
- Hey whats that floating tank...*SPLAT*

[Sputty]

Accepted:
- Here comes the orange shirt squad!
- Hamma is Alf
- I got banned for submitting anti-Hamma quotes
- It'll give ya the jitters
- Insert penis here
- Alf is cool.
- Ooohhhh..I can't understand Macs
- Sigbot's deleting sites now?
- Hamma must be squozen
- I may be slutty but not slutty enough to do you
- Use the woman and children as rafts!
- Loving kittens since 2002
- Home of Hamma, creator of the word "Jackhole"
- I don't read instructions
- Sporks are better
- Hamma is fun to squeeze!
- Schopenbulb will conquer the world!


Rejected:
- DIE KOREAN!
- I'm coming to get you Hamma
- I know where Hamma lives
- Hamma must die
- Hamma is gay
- I finally tamed a Rancor!...Wait a minute...
- So, when's the star wars mod coming out for this game?
- It's just Hamma having sex with kids wearing spock ears.
- Best save the princess
- plz non sqz
- Who needs Planetside when you have kittens?
- You say "Canadians" Hamma says "Yes Masters?"
- Will drop pants for beta
- People named Dave are gay
- Society is like a beach ball
- OH MA GOODNESS!
- So, Hamma's retarded then
- The crow caws at midnight
- Too salty
- Where kittens are squeezed and hedhgehogs are worshipped
- We accept quotes unlike some people I know
- Cargo: 1 ton of Ambassador
- Just let the raccoons eat it
- OMFG! FREE AD SPACE
- Go to knollsoft.com
- What?Ghost?WTF is Ghost?Where is the sequel?ARGH!
- Whenever you type in your password it changes it *. See? ****** Now you type your PW
- Marsman is causing unprecidented pant pissing.
- Schopenbulb will conquer the world!

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Sputty
- I'm coming to get you Hamma
- I know where Hamma lives
- Hamma must die
- Hamma is gay
- It's just Hamma having sex with kids wearing spock ears.
- So, Hamma's retarded then

You are a nice person.

[Everay]

:rofl: kittens are evil, well anyways, i submited two and only one got in

Accepted:
- The Place where Bovines reign supreme.


Rejected:
- Cows, Kittens and Spoons, who will prevail?

[EnorganiK]

Accepted:
- Dying is like Buttsecks...it hurts but you like it.

[Khronos]

Accepted:
- Stalkin webcams since 2003.
- Everytime you refresh this page, God kills a kitten.
- Does this look infected?
- Respect my authoritah!


Rejected:
- My anti-drug is PlanetSide