Good luck Squeeky!!

[TekDragon]

I told you everything i could bud. The rest is in your hands. Ill check my email in the morning to see what happened.

:clap: :thumbsup:

:bouncy:

[Doobz]

bwha?

[Spider]

Small deductions :

Squeeky is about to hit it for the first time and wanted tips! TADAM! He went to tek and now he knows how to please :lol:

If I'm right wich I probly am... good luck :D

[Doobz]

ah, well, uhm, know where you're sticking it, and if in doubt, ask for directions :)

[�io]

As Squeeks himself would say :

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/images/vbnewstyle01-blue/sendpm.gif (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=560)

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/images/vbnewstyle01-blue/sendpm.gif (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=560)

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/images/vbnewstyle01-blue/sendpm.gif (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/private.php?s=&action=newmessage&userid=560)

:D

[Doobz]

bah, he can shove it (literally)

btw, I'm BAAAAACK!

[Spider]

Non-sense everyone needs to know about teh sex life of squeeks!

Let's wait for tommorow wich will bring us more awnsers :o

[FzzyNoNoseChimp]

Ummmm guys, simply stated, somethings should not belong on internet forums........................:rolleyes:

[Spider]

Originally posted by FzzyNoNoseChimp
Ummmm guys, simply stated, somethings should not belong on internet forums........................:rolleyes:

LIES!!!

[Doobz]

fortunately, squeeky's meager sex life is not one of those things

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Doobz
fortunately, squeeky's meager sex life is not one of those things

If he listened to my advice, and word gets out... i dont think its gonna be "meager" for very long :)

[Doobz]

bah, just spill it already!

[Spider]

Tek... thing is... he wanted to talk on AIM I think he wanted to keep it private maybe? :p

And good thing you helped him bud. For once I find that you are a good guy :nod:

(and I think us three are now the only ones with a. a sex life b. talent for it :scared: I'm part of a minority )

[Hamma]

I just banned tek.

jk rofl

[Spider]

/me thrusts pelvis

[Setari]

Originally posted by Spider
/me thrusts pelvis

normally that would be unneccessary but given the nature of the thread i am!!! OVERRULED! /bangs gavel

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Ummm seriously guys, his personal life, no matter how intriguing, should NOT be hung out for display in the Lounge of PSU...

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Ummm seriously guys, his personal life, no matter how intriguing, should NOT be hung out for display in the Lounge of PSU...


At least, not till he brings it up himself. ;)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Well yeah, but until then stop being jackasses about it.

[Squeeky]

Well, i guess i could shed some light on the subject. I told Tek it was alright to post this, he asked :)

here is the email, this is my personal life i'm sharing, and it's my decision to post it, i look at it as sharing what happened with my real life friends, makes no difference if i share it with you guys

Edit: Email removed, on second thought, i think i would get more flames then positive response.

Edit2:Basically what happened was me and a good friend of mine hooked up, we did not have sex, but we did do some pretty fun stuff ;)

Details to people i trust via PM if you want em :p

[�io]

Heh yeah Squeeks, BOHICA forums or PMs/emails are ok but posting personal stuff in PSU lounge is risky. :D

[Doobz]

Hooray for squeeks!

hell, if that is true, you did better than alot of us!

but, i think i'll have to quote Hamma on this: "Pics or it didn't happen"

[Squeeky]

I am going to go to school with her this year, i will try for pics :(

[Doobz]

Web cast! Web cast!

:D

[Saint]

Originally posted by Doobz
Web cast! Web cast!

:D

/me got in some trouble with web cam broadcasts

Stupid friends saying pics or it didn't happen. I hate those words.

/me glares and Nav and Dio

[Spider]

PM me what happened bub! oh and good job! :thumbsup:

but.... erm.... don't you have a girlfriend... :O_O:

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Spider
but.... erm.... don't you have a girlfriend... :O_O:

Uh oh..
*backs out slowly*
I.. um... didnt encourage him. I swear.
*runs*

:hitit:

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

[Manitou]

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. :nono:

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Squeeky
we did not have sex,
Aw that sucks :( Don't worry little guy, you'll tap it eventually :thumbsup:

[Spider]

Originally posted by Manitou
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. :nono:

We are guys... not gentlemen :p

Kidding :)

[GonePostal]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Squick]

Originally posted by Manitou
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. :nono:

I don't get that.... Many of my "gal pals" do not hesitate to tell me every nasty detail of their previous night.

In theory, wouldn't that give females an advantage over judging wether their partner is good or not?

Squick

[TekDragon]

Fear the girl gossip. It has brought many brave men to their doom.

[Hamma]

What is with the child porn threads recently

[TekDragon]

Hamm did you read Squeeky's email?

Man.. for a 16 yr old girl like that.. Especially if shes as hot as Squeek says she is...

FUCK what the law says:

:hitit:

[Spider]

:O_O: Great now I need to get my blackbook out and call some girl up for dinner and more and hopefully I will remember her name :rofl:

[Squeeky]

lol tek, i owe it all to you dude. I talked to her this morning and she was all giggly, is that good? :O_O:

BTW, I'm gonna keep that email between me and you ;)

[Spider]

Eh usually if she is talking to you and is happy it's a good sign... just make sure your girl doesnt find out or your gonna get your balls ripped out...

[TekDragon]

Squeek feel free to hit me up on Aim tonight. Ill be home around 6pm EST.

Id rather not post anything here for fear of Hamma wacking me with teh ban bat for turning you into a 14 yr old pimp :)

[�io]

Ok so if i understand this right your 14 and already on the cheating train?

[Lonehunter]

14 year old taking advice from a known pot head about sex. Seriously! What could be better!

[Vick]

I dont even know what to think about this thread.

Post the email again or something, im so confused...

Edit: Dont you have a girlfriend? I am so telling.

Anyway, I am going to go cry for the youth of America. Hope you remembered to share.

[Doobz]

be grateful if she's still talking to you, after most people's sexual encounters, she ends up crying...

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Doobz
be grateful if she's still talking to you, after most people's sexual encounters, she ends up crying...


:confused:

[Strygun]

and so it begins

[Doobz]

what? the endless quest for poonani? or the downfall of squeeky?

[Sputty]

Hamma's angry and jealous. Squeeky you two timing slut!

[Lonehunter]

Is Squeeky cheating on Hamma?

Edit: Squeeky, you'da Pimp!

[EineBeBoP]

Am I the only one who thinks this is a really bad idea?
Squeeky, what happened to treating women with respect and such? Hypocrite! :(

I've lost a great deal of respect for you, and you've made my tummy hurt. *ow*

It's your choice, i just think you made the wrong one.

GL, man. its more likely you end up with no girlfriend, than 2.

[Doobz]

eh... exactly what did he do that wasn't respectful?

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by �io
Ok so if i understand this right your 14 and already on the cheating train?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Doobz]

oh, he has a girlfriend?

oh, well, bad squeeky, very bad

[EineBeBoP]

yeah, hes posted pics and everything! We're pretty sure shes real too, and we didnt see any chain marks on her wrists or ankles, so she might even be staying of he own free will ;)

[Doobz]

pics? where?

[EineBeBoP]

:) (http://planetside-universe.com/forums/search.php?)

Clik Meh!

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=11657&highlight=girlfriend
thats his post

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Am I the only one who thinks this is a really bad idea?
Squeeky, what happened to treating women with respect and such? Hypocrite! :(

I've lost a great deal of respect for you, and you've made my tummy hurt. *ow*

It's your choice, i just think you made the wrong one.

GL, man. its more likely you end up with no girlfriend, than 2.

you took the words right out of my mouth. thx for saying it before me :)

[TekDragon]

Squeeky, what happened to treating women with respect and such? Hypocrite!

If Squeeky followed my advice (as he says he did) he not only treated this girl with respect.. he treated her to a WHOOOOLE lot of other good stuff ;)

Good job Squeek :)

[EineBeBoP]

fine, if hes gunna do it anyways, i might as well give him some advice.





http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/grawr1.gif

[Doobz]

LOL

[Squeeky]

Keep making assumptions about my personal life eine :rolleyes:

Let this thread die plz

[Doobz]

lol, no, no, no, this is way to good to let die

[EineBeBoP]

nah, let it. If squeeky wants it dead, we should kill it. And im sorry if i offended ya Squeeky. its just My opinion.

*stabs thread*

[�io]

/me casts revive just to spite Squeeks ;)

[Doobz]

/me dances

[WildEagle]

Originally posted by Spider
PM me what happened bub! oh and good job! :thumbsup:

but.... erm.... don't you have a girlfriend... :O_O: