I can not be a spoon follower any longer

[Lonehunter]

Well my fellow spoon worshipers, I can no longer live by the way of the spoon. Jaged, I'm sorry. I have let you down. See, I am a REALLY big fan of The Matix, and I have just realized, there is no spoon. So if there is no spoon, how can we love the spoon? How can we worship it's ancient ways? This does not mean I have fallen to the dark side of kittenism. I still think kittens are the embodiement of all that is evil. Jaged, good luck in your quest to lead the spoons to victory and overthrow the kittens of hatred. Thank you for all the good times. That is all.

Lonehunter187

[EineBeBoP]

so.... umm....

okay. :)

[NeoTassadar]

Submit to the kittens...

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
...This does not mean I have fallen to the dark side of kittenism. I still think kittens are the embodiement of all that is evil...

Lonehunter187

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar
Submit to the kittens...

Submit to the kittens...
:nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod: :nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod:

[Yuyi]

Submit to not giving a fuck like i did :thumbsup:

[Lonehunter]

Here's something for the kitten lovers

Linkage (http://www.electrato.com/graphics/cards/images/cat.jpg)

[Incompetent]

uh oh, the shit just hit the fan

[Sputty]

Die. Simple as that. IRL of course

[Kaikou]

wow l33t, another person to add to my ignore list!

Lonehunter187, burn in hell, thanks.

[firecrackerNC]

why?.....cause he hates kittens........better add me cause I hate em too,not that they arent cute but they make me sneezing and my eyes water and itch and i cough alot so Yes i hate them

[Revolver]

Originally posted by Kaikou
wow l33t, another person to add to my ignore list!

Lonehunter187, burn in hell, thanks. Owned. Your failure to acknowledge the spoons' superiority will come and bite you one day.

[Lonehunter]

Kitten lovers, BRING IT! That was Jaged's pic but I got plenty more.

[Kaikou]

firecrackerNC, I only ignore people who really piss me off. And Lonehunter187's little way of getting attention back there, really pissed me off, so unless you do something stupid like he did, you won't be on my ignore list.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Incompetent
uh oh, the shit just hit the fan

You forgot the [sarcasm] tags :)

[firecrackerNC]

Originally posted by Kaikou
firecrackerNC, I only ignore people who really piss me off. And Lonehunter187's little way of getting attention back there, really pissed me off, so unless you do something stupid like he did, you won't be on my ignore list.

ok dont worry ill think of something

[Doobz]

that pics been shown before.... you never noticed it?

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Kaikou
wow l33t, another person to add to my ignore list!

Lonehunter187, burn in hell, thanks.

eep. that was cold.

[Jaged]

lonehunter, how could you? Your logic is all wrong. In there matrix, there is no spoon, that is correct. Nothing is real in the matrix, not even kittens. Just because some bald dork said,"There is no spoon." dosent mean you should leave the light side.

[firecrackerNC]

................u mean lonehunter? i like spoons,never said i didnt,its kittens i hate

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by firecrackerNC
................u mean lonehunter? i like spoons,never said i didnt,its kittens i hate

was it you that got your first road kill via a cat?

[Jaged]

Originally posted by firecrackerNC
................u mean lonehunter? i like spoons,never said i didnt,its kittens i hate

Oops.

[firecrackerNC]

Originally posted by Onizuka
was it you that got your first road kill via a cat?

actually my first roadkill was a raccoon,i did hit a cat before tho,made a REALLY high pitched scream before it died,or mabey it was my brakes,ah hell who knows,but my friend has had bad experiances with cats,one of his cats stuck its head thru a fence and tried getting it out and it ended up killing it self,and he closed a garage door on a cat before too ,and i once saw a little kid set a cats tail on fire,LMAO that was some funny stuff

[Kaikou]

Originally posted by Onizuka
eep. that was cold.

and it felt good :D

and don't bother firecrackerNC, if you put it that way I'll just add you now and save the trouble of doing it later

[Terran Sniper]

I like spoons...their all round and shiny and turn your reflection upside down. I dont like kittens. they're lazy and they dug up my hamster and ate him (RIP, Fidget). kittens can forever burn in hell. I heard there's no cat *** there...

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Kaikou
wow l33t, another person to add to my ignore list!

Lonehunter187, burn in hell, thanks.

Ooo boo whoo somebody's whinning. Did I make you cry? Who all cares?

NOT ME!

[Doobz]

Kaikou, loosen up man...

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by firecrackerNC
actually my first roadkill was a raccoon,i did hit a cat before tho,made a REALLY high pitched scream before it died,or mabey it was my brakes,ah hell who knows,but my friend has had bad experiances with cats,one of his cats stuck its head thru a fence and tried getting it out and it ended up killing it self,and he closed a garage door on a cat before too ,and i once saw a little kid set a cats tail on fire,LMAO that was some funny stuff
:rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
:lol::rofl::lol::rofl:
OMG that's great! That reminds me of the time I got ouy my mom's hair spray and used it as a flame thrower. Then I thought, "Here kitty kitty kitty." The dumb cat's side caught on fire and it ran outside!:rofl: I didn't die though :tear:

[Doobz]

ok, see, i may think Kaikou a little heavy handed with his ignore list, but this stuff is just fucking cruel

[Lonehunter]

Hey firecracker, you ever tie M80 to a cats tail? I haven't, but I always wanted to. Hold on I'll be right back.

[Kaikou]

Originally posted by Doobz
ok, see, i may think Kaikou a little heavy handed with his ignore list, but this stuff is just fucking cruel

actually no, those 2 are the first 2 to achieve the ignore list of me, I don't like people who enjoy killing animals.

[Setari]

Originally posted by Kaikou
actually no, those 2 are the first 2 to achieve the ignore list of me, I don't like people who enjoy killing animals.

i agree tho i dont like cats....i do not like killing them either. that would just be cruel. the local cat gang in my neighborhood is evil...they sit on my front steps in front of the window while my dog barks at them....eeevvviilllllll

[Everay]

let your dog out, thatll teach those cats! and killing animals is wrong, unless theyre cows

[Kaikou]

ever tip a cow? tis fun

I heard they have heart attacks if you tip them while they're sleeping though O_o

[Setari]

yea well if i let my dog out the cats will be dead in seconds....uh and i dont want that (tho i bet they wouldnt be missed given the ppl who own em get new cats almost every day...sputty in disguise? who knows...)

[Everay]

Originally posted by Kaikou
ever tip a cow? tis fun

I heard they have heart attacks if you tip them while they're sleeping though O_o

hypocrite, tipping cows, thats wrong, yet nooo we cant kill cats, even though i think killing lil domesticated animals is wrong, but tipping cows is wrong, but then again.....mmmmm chop beef

[Kaikou]

tipping cows doesn't kill them

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Everay
killing animals is wrong, unless theyre cows

:eek:

....... you will pay horrible for that statement.......
Me ->:domotwak: <- You again, Me -> :blowup: <- You

NO KILLING OF COWS WILL B PERMITED!

[Everay]

Originally posted by Kaikou
I heard they have heart attacks if you tip them while they're sleeping though O_o


hmmm


are you a indian Eine?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Well, what do you know....
A kitten/spoon thread turned into a flame war! Who would have imagined that?

[EineBeBoP]

uhh no, im just insanely obsesed with cows.:eek:

[Jaged]

Spoons > Cows

[Everay]

is a third faction rising? spoons cows and kittens, these fourms...:no:

[Kaikou]

I think it's safe to say when someone comes on saying they enjoy killing animals, it'll turn into a flame war...But ignore always fixes that right up now don't it? :D

Speaking of spoons...I've got a special one that I use every day for breakfast, I'll get pics up some day...

maybe...

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by Setari
yea well if i let my dog out the cats will be dead in seconds....uh and i dont want that (tho i bet they wouldnt be missed given the ppl who own em get new cats almost every day...sputty in disguise? who knows...) Oh, I have a cat (Bengal) that will pwn any dog. Already has run off Rots, a Bernard, and countless varieties of small dogs it likes to pick on. Call him Lynx, he's very territorial, his territory being a quarter mile radius of wherever he happens to be at the time. It's hilarious to see him beat dogs ten times his size (although he's very big for a cat).

[Bighoss]

these factions are so stupid, I hope their is a severe beeting in all of your near futures:p

[Zatrais]

Oh but lonehunter, there is a spoon in reloaded... worship the spoon.

[WritheNC]

None of you are true cat lovers:

Why you really don't LOVE kittens (http://www.hosstyle.com/kittens.htm)

Also, the whole Matrix thing is good, but a little overrated.

P.S. afk, killing kittens. (if you get my drift)

[Sputty]

That thing is such OFN it hurts. Gah, my brain

[WritheNC]

It hurts because its the truth!

And I don't care if its OFN cuz its been used consistently for years on my EQ board. For some reason, it never dies.

[MilitantB0B]

Yes, while in the Matrix there was no spoon, but when they where in the desert of the real, what utensile did they use to eat that goop that tasted like tasty wheat? Fork? Knife? A Straw? Pointy stick? No! a Spoon!!!!
http://www.cr.nps.gov/seac/chpi/spoon%20.jpg

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Well, what do you know....
A kitten/spoon thread turned into a flame war! Who would have imagined that?

Actually this wasn't a spoon/kitten thread. I was trying to get out of this war but NNNOOOOOOO. SOMEBODY had to lay on the kittens. :rolleyes:

[MilitantB0B]

Can't... Fight it.... Must... serve.... cows!!!!!! MOOOO!!!!!!!!

http://hkrl.com/Welsh%20Cow.jpg

[Lonehunter]

We now have a third faction! The cows!!!! Now it's Spoons vs Kittens vs Cows

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
We now have a third faction! The cows!!!! Now it's Spoons vs Kittens vs Cows Cows will own all!!

[Lonehunter]

I'm out, I don't care.


For now :twisted:

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
I'm out, I don't care.


For now :twisted: Lone, mooo, come to the cow side! mooo!

[Happy lil Elf]

Cows are better than anything...








when ground up and cooked :D

[Hamma]

ph34r teh bovine

[Everay]

what have i done? i suggest cows, and now we have cow followers :no:

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Everay
what have i done? i suggest cows, and now we have cow followers :no: What have you done? Brought about a new generation of Bovine Superiority.

[Sputty]

Cows and kittens like eachother
http://www.visitdairyland.com/A-C/D-F/cowcat.JPG

[Everay]

well, i left my mark on PSU, though its gonna start a large flame war, i think ill watch and make smores

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Sputty
Cows and kittens like eachother All a deceptive facade. That uneasy allaince is about to end...






:evil:

[EineBeBoP]

bah I like both, why should it end? we shall team up upon the spoons and rein supreme!

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
bah I like both, why should it end? we shall team up upon the spoons and rein supreme! Cats need cows for milk, what do cows need cats for?

[GonePostal]

I'd have to say cows taste much better than kittens.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
Cats need cows for milk, what do cows need cats for?


hmm... good point.....

but still, i ahve nothing against cats. theyve been fighting spoons long be4 the cows came in.

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by GonePostal
I'd have to say cows taste much better than kittens. You, sir, have never tasted a well cooked kitten. Yummm.

/em waits for sputtys "DIE" reply

[Everay]

noone post pics of cows that were mutilated up the ass by aliens please

[GonePostal]

would it be possible to get a sample of a well cooked kitten?

[NeoTassadar]

Originally posted by Everay
noone post pics of cows that were mutilated up the ass by aliens please :lol:

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
You, sir, have never tasted a well cooked kitten. Yummm.

/em waits for sputtys "DIE" reply

bah dont eat the kittens!

and no, plz dont post mutilated cow pics

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Everay
noone post pics of cows that were mutilated up the ass by aliens please Cows are to easy to come up with owned pics for.

*works for 30 secs*

See what I mean?
http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/OWNEDCOW.jpg

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by GonePostal
would it be possible to get a sample of a well cooked kitten? Just send my 5 dollars and a self addressed stamped envelope to meh, and I'll shoot one off to yah. :D

[GonePostal]

that is a fine lookin burger!:drools:

[Everay]

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
Cows are to easy to come up with owned pics for.

*works for 30 secs*

See what I mean?
http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/OWNEDCOW.jpg


and your a cow lover?

[EineBeBoP]

bah i thought about doing that, but i LIKE cows, so why would i?

you should be ashamed of yourself bob.. :no:



DO NOT EAT THE BURGER! :nono:

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Everay
and your a cow lover? Just pointing out how easy it is. I was making a point, the cows will understand.

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: you better hope so!

http://teacherweb.com/images/bull.gif

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
:rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
:lol::rofl::lol::rofl:
OMG that's great! That reminds me of the time I got ouy my mom's hair spray and used it as a flame thrower. Then I thought, "Here kitty kitty kitty." The dumb cat's side caught on fire and it ran outside!:rofl: I didn't die though :tear:

you just lost a ton of respect from me. This really pisses me off. Only bored fucktards abuse animals purposely for kicks. Please PLEASE dont do anything like that or intentionally hurt an innocent animal for no reason ever again.

[GonePostal]

ye dude thats not cool


wait for it to die then mutilate it


found a ground hog once (dead of course) so i did the ground hog salute and stuck a qaurter stick of dynamite in his hand

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187


OMG that's great! That reminds me of the time I got ouy my mom's hair spray and used it as a flame thrower. Then I thought, "Here kitty kitty kitty." The dumb cat's side caught on fire and it ran outside! I didn't die though



when the fuk did he say that? i didnt even see it!



grrr thats sick dude. even if i liked spoons, thatd be fucked up. why the fuck would you light a cat of fire?... :no:

your seriously fucked up, and should be seeing a psychiatrist.


and
Originally posted by GonePostal
ye dude thats not cool


wait for it to die then mutilate it


found a ground hog once (dead of course) so i did the ground hog salute and stuck a qaurter stick of dynamite in his hand

well, at least it was dead... :ugh:

[Smaug]

Originally posted by Everay
noone post pics of cows that were mutilated up the ass by aliens please

I tried not too but...... I just couldn't help it

http://members.lycos.co.uk/faster/xaprobe.gif

[firecrackerNC]

lol not even I ever tortured a cat,i ran it over on accident,of course,why would i want blood on my parents car when they didnt know i had it ?as for my friend,heh he dropped door on cat by accident,tho it was funny,and no i dont like abusing animals much either,tho the cats tail was funny id never do it myself