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GonePostal
2003-08-08, 06:14 PM
cows, cats, or spoons?

EineBeBoP
2003-08-08, 06:20 PM
you should have made it multiple choice, but i guess ill ahve 2 choose cows. I ahve nothing against kittens tho.





*cough* spoons suck*cough*

AsylumX
2003-08-08, 06:21 PM
is there a "I don't follow any of that bullshit" option?

AsylumX

Onizuka
2003-08-08, 06:22 PM
kittens...

cows are ugly
spoons are not living.

Everay
2003-08-08, 06:25 PM
im undecied

Hamma
2003-08-08, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by AsylumX
is there a "I don't follow any of that bullshit" option?

AsylumX Yea, its called move to another thread and dont troll :p

EineBeBoP
2003-08-08, 06:28 PM
Look at the cute lil' cow!
http://www.cowtown.net/cn-cards/furry.jpg

How can you Resist?! all furry and such...

:hug: <--the cow

GonePostal
2003-08-08, 06:30 PM
pwned

AsylumX
2003-08-08, 06:30 PM
but i like to troll! :D

I just don't understand where all this is coming from, lol...there was no bovine yesterday, come back today and BOOM! cows. starting to remind me of D2: LoD, lol

AsylumX

Hamma
2003-08-08, 06:32 PM
I dunno where the cows came from either.

:rofl:

AsylumX
2003-08-08, 06:34 PM
Add crickets...

AsylumX = t3h cricket leader :rofl:

Everay
2003-08-08, 06:36 PM
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12947&perpage=15&pagenumber=3

the third page, was the mention of cows, read on

TheRegurgitator
2003-08-08, 08:11 PM
i might have to switch to the cow side.... ive always been a big fan of cows

EineBeBoP
2003-08-08, 08:31 PM
Join us patty!
how can you not love
http://zzz.com.ru/pic92.jpg

and http://www.bo-alternativ.de/rbk/mad_cow_crazy.jpg


and dont you dare anger the http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/~aminet/pix/misc/cow.jpg

Muahhaha

and fear my god cow from black & white!
http://www.bandwzone.com/game/pics/cow.jpg

MilitantB0B
2003-08-08, 09:27 PM
HAHAHA! The Cow supremacy is well on its way!
http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/CATOWNED.jpg

GonePostal
2003-08-08, 10:06 PM
cows own

Everay
2003-08-08, 10:09 PM
6 followers of the cows, and the other two factions dont have as much, im afraid to say that cows, the new faction, is owning the other two

MilitantB0B
2003-08-08, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Everay
6 followers of the cows, and the other two factions dont have as much, im afraid to say that cows, the new faction, is owning the other two Wave of the future.

Onizuka
2003-08-08, 10:52 PM
err i dunno wtf barney is supposed to be, but im sad to say he could pwn all cows and spoons.

he'd eat the cow and his ass would eat the spoon. :lol:

MilitantB0B
2003-08-08, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Onizuka
err i dunno wtf barney is supposed to be, but im sad to say he could pwn all cows and spoons.

he'd eat the cow and his ass would eat the spoon. :lol: Blasphemy.

Jaged
2003-08-08, 11:03 PM
How the fuck do cows have more votes than kittens and spoons?:confused:

Onizuka
2003-08-08, 11:06 PM
Because cows have long dangly tits. But even i think spoon > cows.

Robot
2003-08-08, 11:09 PM
i side with myself

because i'm, like, all three of them smushed together!

EineBeBoP
2003-08-08, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Robot
i side with myself

because i'm, like, all three of them smushed together!


EEeeewwww.... :ugh:


Oni, how can you betray me? and for the SPOONS?!
WTS man? what do you have against cows?

Lexington_Steele
2003-08-08, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Jaged
How the fuck do cows have more votes than kittens and spoons?:confused:

Because beef tastes better than spoons or cats.

BTW, the kittens are right behind the cows. Cow supremacy was nothing but hype.

MilitantB0B
2003-08-09, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
Because beef tastes better than spoons or cats.

BTW, the kittens are right behind the cows. Cow supremacy was nothing but hype. Just keep talking, meanwhile my bovine generals are arming the hobo army with pot and pans. We are comming for all the spoons and kittens. We will round them up and send them to France. A fate worse then death...

GonePostal
2003-08-09, 12:07 AM
kow king!

Lexington_Steele
2003-08-09, 12:09 AM
In the land of Cows, the five stomached man is king.

Everay
2003-08-09, 01:19 AM
I side with the Bovine, and i take my place with the followers of the Bovine!

Setari
2003-08-09, 01:31 AM
has anyone heard Cows with Guns by Dr. Demento? that is one of teh funniest songs ive ever heard...download it now but beware teh Chick3ns in Ch0ppers!

RUEN
2003-08-09, 02:45 AM
http://ruen.lunaticsworld.com/wave.gif

ahem...

simba
2003-08-09, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
Because beef tastes better than spoons or cats.

icecream >ALL

Can you eat icecream with a cow? I THINK NOT.
Can you eat icecream with a cat? I THINK NOT.
Can you eat icecream with a spoon? YES YOU CAN!
therefor spoons >ALL

Onizuka
2003-08-09, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Oni, how can you betray me? and for the SPOONS?!
WTS man? what do you have against cows?

lol, well cats were before cows. :)

i mean, i dont like beef a whole lot and cows arent really that pretty compared to a cute kitten. :p

GonePostal
2003-08-09, 01:57 PM
with the wave of cow suprmecey we shall round up all spoons and kittens and send them to labor camps in germany

EineBeBoP
2003-08-09, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Onizuka
lol, well cats were before cows. :)

i mean, i dont like beef a whole lot and cows arent really that pretty compared to a cute kitten. :p

Ok, i can deal with you loving cats more than cows. At least your not a spoon man anymore.

Why are we sending cats to labor camps? cats are cute little things for amusment and pleasure, when we cant have cows around.

I say we keep our feline friends, for when we cannot see our cows, we may have our kittays to comfort us.

Smaug
2003-08-09, 05:31 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/angrykitty.jpg
Looks like they are putting them to work. The evil military has made a super cat, able to destroy the world.

Corrosion
2003-08-09, 05:32 PM
Cows!!!!

EDIT: Even thou I have a cat, I hate this war

EDIT: changed sides, beef tastes bad

Hamma
2003-08-10, 01:37 AM
Man, this poll is almost a dead heat.

TekDragon
2003-08-10, 01:53 AM
Quite frankly i codnt care much about any of the three, so i asked myself: "Which has more marijuana potential".

Well with that question in mind i went straight to spoons. Im sorry to say, theres nothing you can do with spoons and marijuana. You can heat knives and use them to burn hashish.. but not spoons. So spoons are out.
[EDIT] On second thought, spoons are pretty cool cause you can eat ben & jerries ice cream after your done smoking. Still not enough to win though.

Now as for cows.. this one took me a while. At first i was thinking about beef... and beef jerky.. and the munchies. But thats a bit of a stretch from a live cow. I might as well say spoons would be good cause you could melt em down and turn em into a bowl (pipe). A live cow, though? Hmm.. i guess you could smoke it up but a cow is pretty fukin big. That heffer would bogard the blunt like a mother fuker. Cant have none of that. Cows are out.

Then theres kittens. Now ive never done it to a kitten.. but ive gotten my cat high on many occasions. My cat handles it like a pro. No jeebin out or weird noises. He just sits there and chills on that shit. He dont like it if we blow it in his face, but he'll chill with us when were hotboxing a room, no sweat.

Kittens get my vote. At least i got a solid reason for what i like :P

Onizuka
2003-08-10, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by TekDragon
Quite frankly i codnt care much about any of the three, so i asked myself: "Which has more marijuana potential".

Well with that question in mind i went straight to spoons. Im sorry to say, theres nothing you can do with spoons and marijuana. You can heat knives and use them to burn hashish.. but not spoons. So spoons are out.

Now as for cows.. this one took me a while. At first i was thinking about beef... and beef jerky.. and the munchies. But thats a bit of a stretch from a live cow. I might as well say spoons would be good cause you could melt em down and turn em into a bowl (pipe). A live cow, though? Hmm.. i guess you could smoke it up but a cow is pretty fukin big. That heffer would bogard the blunt like a mother fuker. Cant have none of that. Cows are out.

Then theres kittens. Now ive never done it to a kitten.. but ive gotten my cat high on many occasions. My cat handles it like a pro. No jeebin out or weird noises. He just sits there and chills on that shit. He dont like it if we blow it in his face, but he'll chill with us when were hotboxing a room, no sweat.

Kittens get my vote. At least i got a solid reason for what i like :P

you need help :p marijuana is all you can think about.

Lexington_Steele
2003-08-10, 01:14 PM
Atleast he is not going with the spoon because you can prepare heroin/coke/meth/K/exstasy/or any other powdered drug for injection.

In addition, he is not crackheaded enough to use the spoon to make a pipe out of something like an apple.

So lets focus on the positives. ;)

Lexington_Steele
2003-08-10, 11:56 PM
THE KITTENS HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!!

BTW, the kittens are breeding a chicken Army to combat the hobo army threat.

http://www.tasteslikebur*********/images/kittens/kittyduck.jpg

GonePostal
2003-08-11, 12:09 AM
wait wait wait...burn hash witha heated KNIFE?

how so?


aye and you do have some good points

Everay
2003-08-11, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by simba
icecream >ALL

Can you eat icecream with a cow? I THINK NOT.
Can you eat icecream with a cat? I THINK NOT.
Can you eat icecream with a spoon? YES YOU CAN!
therefor spoons >ALL


NO LONGER WILL YOU EAT ICECREAM! COWS MAKE IT!

shootx
2003-08-11, 03:30 AM
how can kittens b cool?????...they piss and poop everywere
i go with icecream

Lexington_Steele
2003-08-11, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by shootx
how can kittens b cool?????...they piss and poop everywere

I think you were thinking of cows.

Everay
2003-08-11, 01:49 PM
yea, out in the open, cows are very free about what they do, they use the restroom when and where ever they need to, but not in someones hows, theyre very respectful about such things

Lonehunter
2003-08-11, 02:28 PM
Cows = Food
Cats = Targets
Spoons = Eating tools

I'm neutral I should shut up...