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Kaltagesta
2003-08-13, 03:30 PM
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mijohn12/reviews/C/Counter-Strike.html

this guy is very very... crap. at counter-strike. anyone who has played CS read his review; its utter shite. pay special attention to the:

You can unload two or three whole clips into someone and not even hurt them, yet on their first shot at you a headshot occurs and you die instantly. Aiming in this game is non-existant, since if you have an automatic luck will eventually grant you 6 headshots in a row or instant death.

Corrosion
2003-08-13, 04:36 PM
AMEN!

Khronos
2003-08-13, 04:37 PM
You can unload two or three whole clips into someone and not even hurt them, yet on their first shot at you a headshot occurs and you die instantly. Aiming in this game is non-existant, since if you have an automatic luck will eventually grant you 6 headshots in a row or instant death.

:rofl:
he should learn to play a game before he judges it.

Crono
2003-08-13, 04:40 PM
I stopped reading once I realized he can't spell.

Sputty
2003-08-13, 04:49 PM
This review, is what, a year or two late at least?

Kaltagesta
2003-08-13, 05:18 PM
i dunno when it was written, i only just found it.

i was looknig for an mp3 or wav file of Fox's 'Come on' taunt from super smash bros melee [you have to hear it to believe how funny/homosexual it is] and i stumbled on his SSBM review, and i ended up there, at the cs page.

WritheNC
2003-08-13, 06:37 PM
That has to be a joke to piss off the CS community.

Corrosion
2003-08-13, 09:22 PM
Well, the review is pretty accurate.

Ghost06
2003-08-13, 09:29 PM
no...

3 shot burst = headshot

All you need to know to play cs... lol