Fricken Idiot White Boys Rant

[Mr1337Duck]

There are certain things that I completely disapprove of. One is stupid white boys trying to be black. I am referring to these asshat Eminem kids. Wassup ma Dawg? Know what am sayin'? Another is these asshat gay kids that want to imitate artists that are really shitty in the first place. Nelly, for example, sucks balls. he opens his mouth and breathes shit. When he sings, he has this gay, whiney sounding voice. Now even he has a poser. I was looking at music videos on yahoo and lo and behold! I see this shithead named Tiga with red (really red, not orange) hair that looked honestly as gay as the guys in that new Christina video that spews feminist propaganda.

You should hear Tiga's video of Hot in Herre. The real video sucked balls, man, have the originality and good sense to at least make a mockery of a slightly better video. It's just this stupid video depicting these little dolls dancing around and there's this asshole white boy perfectly annunciating every goddamn syllible in the song. And there's not even the gay Nelly voice, it's like he's just speaking it.


And these pop girls, I hate them, too. I say if you're a guy who likes pop, do you know where your dad keeps his gun? If you're a girl who listens to pop only because it's popular and naturally it must be good, you suck, you're shallow, stay away from me. If you truly like the music you listen to and would still listen to it even if people laughed at you for it, good. You're a good, strong willed person, and I won't shoot you.

[eMaGyN]

:love:

[Mr1337Duck]

By the way, I support any group that believes drones (jocks, wannabes, people who don't do anything original that differs a bit from the mainstream) have their tubes tied or their balls cut. Or smashed, or poisoned. Nothing better to discourage these sluts that sleep with the whole football team than getting poisoned by the quarterback's cum.


I'm just sounding like maddox now...

[Kaltagesta]

i thought the tiga video was taking the piss out of it, proving that you need absolutely no talen twhatsoever to make the songs he makes. thats how i perceived it.

anyhow, i agree with you.

[Mr1337Duck]

Ema, is Tribes 2 good? I may get it if I can order that new motherboard tonight. (My old comp has just bit the shit, powers on, powers off.)

[EineBeBoP]

T2 pwns ill play with yah if ya get it

[Mr1337Duck]

Is there a monthly fee? If so, screw it.

[Doobz]

T2 can blow me, i hate it with a vengeance

[Sputty]

A Tribes: Vengeance?

O MFFGMFMGFMGMFMGF
I'M SO CLEVER!!NJFDBJSAFBLJNADSLFJNSADNFLJNDSAJNFJSNDAJNF DJSANJFNDSAJNFJNDSAJK

[eMaGyN]

T2 is great, i play it almost everyday...

I think you should definitely get it :) No, there is no monthly fee. Just a large update that you will need to get if you are installing for the first time :)

:love:
eMa

[Sputty]

BTW, get on IRC before you play next time eMa, I have nothing else to do and want to play something with someone

[eMaGyN]

Ok! I'll be sure to do that :D

:love:
eMa

[Sputty]

Ok, thanks.

[Derfud]

Wow, threads get derailed easily.

Yes, I too hate those stupid drones (Nice new word you have there :D). Even more then someone on the other side of the political spectrum from me. Mostly because they dont care about anyone else but themselves.

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Derfud
Wow, threads get derailed easily.

Yes, I too hate those stupid drones (Nice new word you have there :D). Even more then someone on the other side of the political spectrum from me. Mostly because they dont care about anyone else but themselves.

Ahh, quality teenage angst. :D

[Yuyi]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
There are certain things that I completely disapprove of. One is stupid white boys trying to be black. I am referring to these asshat Eminem kids. Wassup ma Dawg? Know what am sayin'? Another is these asshat gay kids that want to imitate artists that are really shitty in the first place. Nelly, for example, sucks balls. he opens his mouth and breathes shit. When he sings, he has this gay, whiney sounding voice. Now even he has a poser. I was looking at music videos on yahoo and lo and behold! I see this shithead named Tiga with red (really red, not orange) hair that looked honestly as gay as the guys in that new Christina video that spews feminist propaganda.

You should hear Tiga's video of Hot in Herre. The real video sucked balls, man, have the originality and good sense to at least make a mockery of a slightly better video. It's just this stupid video depicting these little dolls dancing around and there's this asshole white boy perfectly annunciating every goddamn syllible in the song. And there's not even the gay Nelly voice, it's like he's just speaking it.


And these pop girls, I hate them, too. I say if you're a guy who likes pop, do you know where your dad keeps his gun? If you're a girl who listens to pop only because it's popular and naturally it must be good, you suck, you're shallow, stay away from me. If you truly like the music you listen to and would still listen to it even if people laughed at you for it, good. You're a good, strong willed person, and I won't shoot you.


And i hate internet nerds who hate others because they get picked on.

Bye and shut the fuck up :D. Thanks

[Mr1337Duck]

I'm fairly neutral at school, I have some good friends, I'm of average popularity, that's all you need. Average popularity of course is jack shit, but nobody's popular with everyone.

[Robot]

i think you need to get a livejournal

[Onizuka]

What i dont like is people that try to be like very original, but fall in the group of "a bunch of semi-gothic original-wanna-bes).

I mean, im just myself, thats all i will be. Its dumb to try to be someone you arent.

[Mr1337Duck]

Me, I play guitar and I like rock, the only popular thing I did was start doing guitar to pick up chicks. My school is FILLED with asshats who listen to Nelly and all of these other shits. I also hate Feminazis who feel the need to fight a war against men about every single goddamn thing. The ones that go beyond equal rights to the point of wanting men to be their bitches. The ones that men are an abomination if they have their girlfriend fill the gas in the car.

And B2k, a true abomination to good music, a black Backstreet Boys, if you will.

And that Herbal Essences with that whole orgasm thing, I love that commercial. Hot girl making orgasm sounds, but naturally the feminazis are against that, too.

I'm sorry about the hot bitch thing, that's my equivalent of girls calling guys hunks and stuff. I've changed it.

[Squick]

I hate people that think they are original and unique by sitting in their seats in a dark room typing how they hate people. Go up to a jock or whoever else you said you hate and tell them you think they should get their balls smashed because they are such posers.

You won't, why? Because you care for your physical saftey more then your promise of doom to those who are unoriginal.

Squick

[Navaron]

Ha, someone's got a wicked bad case of penis envy from the sounds of it.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Ha, someone's got a wicked bad case of penis envy from the sounds of it.

yeah, malone. :p

the hole popularity thing is gay. plain and simple. just be who you are.

[Derfud]

I'm a monkey

[Sputty]

I prefer kittens. And Nav needs to see a psychiatrist about his massive penis and how it's affecting him socially.

[Spider]

I hate people that think they are original and unique by sitting in their seats in a dark room typing how they hate people. Go up to a jock or whoever else you said you hate and tell them you think they should get their balls smashed because they are such posers.

I would do it... of course he would then get an ass wooping :lol: Done it before I don't mind speaking my mind :D

[eMaGyN]

I will vouch for Nav's big sausage.

He slipped it in a bun and fooled me!

:love:
eMa


*edit* Hahaha, the mental picture... wait, ew...er.stfu eMa.

[Robot]

O_________o;;;

[Onizuka]

hamma needs to take that retired sign of your head ema.

[eMaGyN]

it means i'm retired staff.
Jupe has my position now.

:love:
eMa

[Onizuka]

then he should just get rid of the PSU staff and the retired tag. oh well.

[Lonehunter]

Mr1337Duck, I never knew I agreed with you so much.

Originally posted by Squick
I hate people that think they are original and unique by sitting in their seats in a dark room typing how they hate people. Go up to a jock or whoever else you said you hate and tell them you think they should get their balls smashed because they are such posers.

You won't, why? Because you care for your physical saftey more then your promise of doom to those who are unoriginal.

Squick

Why wouldn't you? Are you afriad to stand up for your self? Do you hide in the corner when somebody tells you off?

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Onizuka
then he should just get rid of the PSU staff and the retired tag. oh well.
Why?

[TekDragon]

Meh, say what you want about cliche groups.. but id bang a hot gothic girl any day of the week.

In college I made a joke that haunted me the entire time I was there:

"I wish I could find a cute goth girl with low self esteem. Id make her feel good about herself and she could make me feeel soooooo bad!"

MMmmmm.. black lipstick and fishnet stockings... *drool*

Sorry..

[Zatrais]

Why the hell does everyone care so much about what someone else does and how he/she wants to live?

If they want to run around playing gangster rappers or whatever why bother to care at all, waste of energy.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by TekDragon
Meh, say what you want about cliche groups.. but id bang a hot gothic girl any day of the week.

In college I made a joke that haunted me the entire time I was there:

"I wish I could find a cute goth girl with low self esteem. Id make her feel good about herself and she could make me feeel soooooo bad!"

MMmmmm.. black lipstick and fishnet stockings... *drool*

Sorry..
Someone needs to go into therapy

[Skullhead]

I just agree with the first paragraph of the first post.
But it is a way of people doing things so just ignore them and they will eventually dissapear like those $(*$#*@* boy bands from a few years ago.

I think heavy metal is better than this modern stuff most of the time.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by TekDragon
Meh, say what you want about cliche groups.. but id bang a hot gothic girl any day of the week.

In college I made a joke that haunted me the entire time I was there:

"I wish I could find a cute goth girl with low self esteem. Id make her feel good about herself and she could make me feeel soooooo bad!"

MMmmmm.. black lipstick and fishnet stockings... *drool*

Sorry..

dude, thats sick. Next thing you know, youll be banging satan. :p

[Happy lil Elf]

I'm just sounding like maddox now...

You fucking wish, you angst filled little highschooler. You sound more like someone who saw Maddox's site, thought it was cool and decided to rant about something just like him. Only you realized, after trying for hours, that you weren't clever and had nothing more to say than the rap "artists" that you went off about here. Of course this was a crushing realization. So you brooded over what to do. Then it came to you! You can swear! Of course! How could you have missed it? You can just swear a lot in your post and that will make people agree with you.

Now don't get me wrong "wiggaz" piss me off as much if not more than you. Why? Because they're fake. Christina Agulara pisses me off as well. Why? Because she's fake. And I think you piss me off now too. Why? Take a guess, dipshit.

Tell you what. You hate these people so much? Go tell them. Go tell the cheerleaders you hate them and they should kill themselves rather than be "poisoned by the captain of the football teams cum". Tell the wish-upon-a-ghetto-star-to-be-black white guys you think they're all a bunch of posing ****. Then hope your friends come visit your angry little nerd ass assuming the ambulance finds you before you bleed to death from what I'm sure will be the many many head wounds and broken bones.



*edit*
Hmm. In retrospect maybe I should have just said rainbows...

[Spider]

Originally posted by TekDragon
Meh, say what you want about cliche groups.. but id bang a hot gothic girl any day of the week.

In college I made a joke that haunted me the entire time I was there:

"I wish I could find a cute goth girl with low self esteem. Id make her feel good about herself and she could make me feeel soooooo bad!"

MMmmmm.. black lipstick and fishnet stockings... *drool*

Sorry..

Amen to that :brow: You would be happy over here :o alot of hot goth chicks... well I know a bunch of them... one of them is a nymph but she's hyper too... so chances are your gonna get your face punched in if she does you :O_O: a friend of mine did her and now he has dentures :ugh:

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Onizuka
dude, thats sick. Next thing you know, youll be banging satan. :p

Hey, we all have to have out fetishes. Some have a thing for redheads, some have a thing for low self esteem goths. :devilwink

[Robot]

man, this thread is just a birthday cake of love

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
Hey, we all have to have out fetishes. Some have a thing for redheads, some have a thing for low self esteem goths. :devilwink

i dont care for the LOOKS of either, but thats just me.

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Onizuka
i dont care for the LOOKS of either, but thats just me.

Oh man, I have a special thing for redheads, Asians, and Native Americans. (goth chicks are not that bad I guess)

I tend to discriminate against drugged out candy raver chicks (complete with a plethora of plastic jewlery).

However my overall favorite is petite brunette white girls.

[Hamma]

yo i be down with this post.. shit yo

any thugs in this hizza?

[Robot]

Originally posted by Hamma
yo i be down with this post.. shit yo

any thugs in this hizza?

FO SERIOUS

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Hamma
yo i be down with this post.. shit yo

any thugs in this hizza?

dont get high in the morning ok.

[Mr1337Duck]

I'll agree with Lex on his favorite.

My rant is only about these white guys that want to be black. That and people that only like music because it's popular. I tried listening to a popular music station once, I tried so hard... but all of the songs sucked.

[Lonehunter]

This reminds me of somebody back in high school. He liked rap but he was ok. One day he was giving me a ride and a rap song was playing on the radio "Man I love this song!". About a year later the same song comes on again, "This song sucks so much" He simply didn't like it becouse it was old and nobody else liked it. We eventually got into a fist fight a couple months later and we haven't seen each other much after that.

[Terran Sniper]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
Hey, we all have to have out fetishes. Some have a thing for redheads, some have a thing for low self esteem goths. :devilwink I like redheads. dont know why... but the woman I love is a redhead, so thats reason enough

[TekDragon]

Never ever ever ever date a korean girl.

They are like red heads x10 plus an attitude.

I felt like the bitch in that relationship.

Me: "Sweety, lemme be on top. Please?"
Her: "Fuck you bitch! Stay down!"
Me: "Yes ma'am"

[Lise]

While 1337Duck does seem to be riding anything not nerd pretty hard (which isn't a completely bad thing, yar nerddom :rock: ) I think quite a few people here haven't really seen the phenomenon he's talking about. Having gotten out of high school just a year ago and having spent a year in a freshman dorm (I.E. "seperating the wheat from the chaff") I have to tell ya: it's not pretty. White guys were never meant to try to be black. As evidence I submit Hamma. :love:

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Lise
As evidence I submit Hamma. :love:

Owned. :love:

[Hamma]

:lol: