Message Board Pwnage

[Trol]

Long read but woth it. That has got to be the best pwnage I've seen in a while on a message board.

Pwnd!1!!!!!!11 (http://www.6thboro.com/misc/Devani1.htm)


(maybe OFN)

[Lexington_Steele]

Holy shit, that was a long read, but the ownage comes on page two. :eek:

I have seen many great pwns in my day, but that my friend is by far the Greatest pwn ever in the history of the internet!!!!

[r3d]

That was hardcore ownage. That kind of ownage thats so bad, you can feel it outside of the comp, it slaps you in the face.

[Navaron]

Wow, that guy's the king of pwn. Fuckin A man.

edit - wow, I had to come back to this page just cause I'm in awe of that burn. Grade A burnage.

[Everay]

OWNAGE! i dont think you could find a picture that would fit that amount of ownage, it was, spectacular, i loved that read, thanks, it was great with that guy going silent all of a sudden and not saying a damned thing :rofl:

anyways, i couldnt really register there since you have to subscribe to IGN i think, and i really wanted to, too bad, good find whoever started this

[Lonehunter]

:rofl: That was the definition of OWNED, I bet he never posts there again.

[Spider]

Ouch... badly owned!

[Squick]

Not really worth the read at all...

Basically just some guy is selling his account or something like that, and some other guy posted his dept of corrections page showing that he had sex with a 14-15 year old girl.

Squick

[Navaron]

Originally posted by Squick
Not really worth the read at all...

Basically just some guy is selling his account or something like that, and some other guy posted his dept of corrections page showing that he had sex with a 14-15 year old girl.

Squick

You must not understand the meaning of owned.

[Revenant]

Could someone copy paste the post/posts.... for the more.....lazy.... members..... *falls asleep*


:p

[Squick]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
You must not understand the meaning of owned.

I just have that picture "Arguing online is like running in the special olympics" stuck in my head when reading it.

The guy that found that corrections link admitted himself that he was in high school, yet claiming he is 1/3rd owner of a company that got $60,000 of funding. Yeah, thats likely...

And even though that guy got "owned" so what... It is pretty darn unlikely that he is going to get any more punishment then what he already gets. Here in Michigan if you are a sex offender you have to go door to door telling everyone that you are a sex offender when you move into a neighborhood. THAT is about the ultimate definition of ownage...

Squick

[Lexington_Steele]

$60,000 is not alot of money for a loan. I know 22 year olds that are preaproved for up to $200,000 morgages.

So if you are not impressed with that ownership, why don't you relay to us a more impressive ownership.

[Squick]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
$60,000 is not alot of money for a loan. I know 22 year olds that are preaproved for up to $200,000 morgages.

So if you are not impressed with that ownership, why don't you relay to us a more impressive ownership.

A morgage means there is a house that the bank can take back the 22 year old can not pay his payments.

A venture capitalist company has nothing to get back when the high school kid's lemonade stand fails.

And what do you mean by the second statement? I do not even think he is telling the truth that he is a 1/3rd owner.

Squick

[Khronos]

:eek: all i can say is....owned.

[Revenant]

All I can say is.....


Originally posted by Revenant
Could someone copy paste the post/posts.... for the more.....lazy.... members..... *falls asleep*


:p

:D

[TekDragon]

I admit, the guy sounds like an ass. But getting on his case because he had sex with a 14-17 yr old? Thats BS.

I dunno about you guys, but the 15 year olds where i live have C-cup breasts and have bodies to match it.

If a 14-17 year old wants to be de-flowered, i see nothing wrong with it. If theirs grass on the field: go play.

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Techniquely this would make ME a child offender.. pffft. I dont think any of them were very offended, those seemed like good moans/screams to me.

[Squick]

Tell me about it Tek... The girls around here in high school that are 14-16 look like models these days. Back in my day the really 'riske girls would wear short skirts... Now girls are going to school wearing hip-hugger jeans, low-cut shirt, and thongs in plain view...

Squick

[Kaltagesta]

do you reckon that guy searched through EVERY picture on the sex offenders website on the off chance that guy was on there?

and revanent you kind of have to read it all to understand the true power of the ownage.

[Everay]

no, i think he got his IP, and then searched who it belonged to, or searched out his Email adress, got his name, and did a overall search through the net and stumbled apon the info, either that or he payed some sort of company that does things like this (find info on people) they do exist

[Kaltagesta]

aah, yeh, that wouk make more sense.

anyone got any other great pwnage threads?

[X-113]

How much you want to bet he was lying down crying after getting owned TWICE?

Once for the sex offender thing, and once for the "lawsuit.

Total ownage. :rock:

[Everay]

if he was depressed and did all that to get attention, i bet he put a slug in his head, or tried some other method

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Squick
A morgage means there is a house that the bank can take back the 22 year old can not pay his payments.

A venture capitalist company has nothing to get back when the high school kid's lemonade stand fails.

And what do you mean by the second statement? I do not even think he is telling the truth that he is a 1/3rd owner.

Squick

What I meant was that if you are not impressed with the way the guy was pwned on the message boards, produce an exapmle where someone was pwned even harder on a message board. It is no good to not be impressed but not have examples of harder pwnership.

BTW, wtf would a bank want a house for? It would be 200,000 dollars that are frozen and could not be invested. The bank does not want the house, and recipt of the house is a burden on the bank and an overall loss of money after they hire a real esttate agent to sell it.

The loan of $60,000 was split between three people. That is only a $20,000 loan per person. It is not difficult to get a $20K loan, especially if you havce parents willing to cosign for it.

[Spider]

Lex... a morgage in itself is signing off your house if you should not pay the loan back... with interest of course.

So bassicly if the guy got a 200k morgage his house is probly worth 300k+ and if he should fail the bank takes the house and sells it to the highest bidder.

In canada it's a bit different... since the banks are owned by the goverment... most of them at least. But it's practicly the same thing.

(and if the investment is too risky the bank would never do it man... but the real estate guy... they probly have one hired at all times hehe)

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by TekDragon
I admit, the guy sounds like an ass. But getting on his case because he had sex with a 14-17 yr old? Thats BS.

I dunno about you guys, but the 15 year olds where i live have C-cup breasts and have bodies to match it.

If a 14-17 year old wants to be de-flowered, i see nothing wrong with it. If theirs grass on the field: go play.

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Techniquely this would make ME a child offender.. pffft. I dont think any of them were very offended, those seemed like good moans/screams to me.

You do realize that the guy is 24 and it was with a girl between the ages of 14 and 16.

Do you really find it acceptable for 24 year old men to go around deflowering 14 year old girls?

I can't wait until you have a 14 year old daughter. We will see how you think then.

[Spider]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
You do realize that the guy is 24 and it was with a girl between the ages of 14 and 16.

Do you really find it acceptable for 24 year old men to go around deflowering 14 year old girls?

I can't wait until you have a 14 year old daughter. We will see how you think then.

Touch�!

(you have a damned good point man... but it's not like you can stop women nowdays anyhow...)

[Bighoss]

Originally posted by Squick
Tell me about it Tek... The girls around here in high school that are 14-16 look like models these days. Back in my day the really 'riske girls would wear short skirts... Now girls are going to school wearing hip-hugger jeans, low-cut shirt, and thongs in plain view...

Squick

you got a problem with that:huh:

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Spider
Lex... a morgage in itself is signing off your house if you should not pay the loan back... with interest of course.

So bassicly if the guy got a 200k morgage his house is probly worth 300k+ and if he should fail the bank takes the house and sells it to the highest bidder.

Nope. Thats not the way it works. When you are first buying a house you customarily put 5% down(which is often a loan from a bank) and the bank finances the rest. That is a morgage. In addition, you can often get a morgage of a greater value than your house. My parents recently refinanced and got a 500K morgage on their house which was appraised at 400K.

[Spider]

I'll be damned... I need to go back to my economy 101 class :lol:

[Squeeky]

Read this a few days ago, my jaw hit the floor

[Squick]

Ahh Lexington, I was just saying that being "pwned" on a board doesn't do much in the way of impressing me... Because it is all virtual... If I go to X.com's board with the name "HomoJoe" and get pwned there, I can come here with a different name and that previous pwnage never happened. As for it extending to his real life now, if Utah is anything like Michigan you are already extremely imbarassed and harassed if you are a sex offender.

One other interesting thing, urinating in public counts as a sex crime and gets you on the sex offenders list in Michigan... I found out some dork I went to high school got drunk and peed behind a dumpster, and while he was peeing a cop walked up to him and asked him what he was doing... He had to go to every one of his neighbors and tell them he is a legal sex offender...

Squick

[Ghost06]

Dude...

I sexually assualted blue berry pie once, am I a sex offender?

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Ghost06
Dude...

I sexually assualted blue berry pie once, am I a sex offender?

www.registeredpiefucker.com

[TekDragon]

I can't wait until you have a 14 year old daughter. We will see how you think then.
Wunna know how ill think then? First of all, my daughter wont be dressing like a fuking whore or trailor trash. If I find any clothes like that, theyre getting burned.

If I catch her acting like a hoe or a dick tease, im spanking her till she cant sit down for a week.

If I catch her walking around with an attitude and using curse words liberally.. she wont be sitting down for a week either.

In short, im raising my fukin kid right.

If a parent doesnt pay any attention to the way their daughter grows up and she turns into a dick tease looking to get deflowered by the first college boy she meets.. fine. She wants it, he wants it, and the parents lost any rights they had to bitch about it a long fuking time ago.

[Kaltagesta]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/tk1691crotch-brent4president.jpg

i think i made my point.


Oh, and i agree with you tek, thats a good way to raise a kid.

[Squeeky]

In 8th grade we had some absoloutely GORGEOUS! chicks in our class. And they wore there thongs in plain view, total babes. Well, me and 3 of my buddy's sort of started a 'club' if you will.

It all started when i pulled my friend ryan off to the side while getting a drink from the water fountain at the back of the room, i pointed out that rena, one of the hottest chicks in the school was leaning forward reading over a book of some kind. Well, she had on a string thong (NWS)(NWS)(NWS)String Thong (http://www.tiscali.co.uk/shopping/galleries/gossard_thongs/images/medium/pl_go-1015.jpg). And you could see her hot ass, so we naturally walked by and just stood there staring at gods beautiful work.

After about 3 months we had a full blown club, we didn't have a name but we did have an intiation required for each member. The said applicant had to walk up and ask a girl if he could see her thong. Well, 9 times out of 10 it would work but the guys would be sweating bullets.

Ahh the good old days, well when i started home schooling i had to step down as one of the 'council members'. But since i'm going back to pub school this year, i am going to re-take up our council position. We have like 17 members, it's great. Ok, done blabbing

[Kaltagesta]

i got to an all boys school. and besides, all school sin england require uniforms.

sux2be me

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by TekDragon
I admit, the guy sounds like an ass. But getting on his case because he had sex with a 14-17 yr old? Thats BS.

I dunno about you guys, but the 15 year olds where i live have C-cup breasts and have bodies to match it.

If a 14-17 year old wants to be de-flowered, i see nothing wrong with it. If theirs grass on the field: go play.

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Techniquely this would make ME a child offender.. pffft. I dont think any of them were very offended, those seemed like good moans/screams to me.

:banplz:

the guy is fucking 24 i dont care if they were begging him for it that is wrong

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Zodiac
:banplz:

the guy is fucking 24 i dont care if they were begging him for it that is wrong

Having sex with a minor may be against the law, but it's not a bannable offense ;)

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Having sex with a minor may be against the law, but it's not a bannable offense ;)

the : banplz : was not meant to be taken litterally (sp) :o

[�io]

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/tk1691crotch-brent4president.jpg

i think i made my point.


Oh, and i agree with you tek, thats a good way to raise a kid.

:rofl: Love that pic. :D

And were you being sarcastic or do you really agree with him?

[Strygun]

wow. that wasn't expected...

haha that ruled..

[Squeeky]

Strygun play's EQ,

/me browses interweb

Yep! Strygun is a goatfucker!

www.registeredgoatfuckers.com?userid=Strygun

[Everay]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Strygun play's EQ,

/me browses interweb

Yep! Strygun is a goatfucker!

www.registeredgoatfuckers.com?userid=Strygun

that link and http://www.registeredpiefucker.com/ dont work...:rolleyes:

[Kaltagesta]

damn, their host must be down.....

and yeah i was agreeing with tek. if i had a girl, id make sure she wasnt a whore. if i had a son on the other hand.... haha, bvut its a bit different with guys, because they dont wear thongs and cant show cleavage...

[ghost018]

Ho-ly Shit. I almost feel bad for that guy...:ugh:

ghost

[Doobz]

i myself feel that society labeling certain words as "taboo" for no reason is somewhat rediculous, couldn't give two shits if my future kids used them

i would of course be concerned for my daugher having sex too early and such, so i would try to teach her the right values when it comes to that stuff and all, letting her make most of the clothing decisions, though i don't think i'd let her out of the house wearing latex tight short-shorts with a string thong and a bakini top, but if she wanted to wear tight pants or a tight shirt, she could go right ahead

i've learned with my parents and the parents of my friends that being an oppressing and invading parent does not pay off and ends up backfiring in the teen years, so my plan when i get to that is to try and teach them right and wrong and the proper values when it comes to that stuff, let them make most of the decisions while keeping a concerning eye on them.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Doobz
i've learned with my parents and the parents of my friends that being an oppressing and invading parent does not pay off and ends up backfiring in the teen years, so my plan when i get to that is to try and teach them right and wrong and the proper values when it comes to that stuff, let them make most of the decisions while keeping a concerning eye on them.
:cheers: :clap:

I agree wholeheartedly(sp?). if you constantly argue with your children, theyll never listen to you, and only grow more, and more against you. While you NEED to be the adult, you should also be your child's friend, and if your not.... you might be headed for trouble.

[Strygun]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Strygun play's EQ,

/me browses interweb

Yep! Strygun is a goatfucker!

www.registeredgoatfuckers.com?userid=Strygun

strygun hasn't played eq since last year.

Get your facts straight.

YOU, on the other hand, either ARE playing EQ or were very close to starting. (see BOHICA forums for proof)

[Squeeky]

It's true, i play EQ :tear: