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Sputty
2003-08-16, 02:51 PM
How do you like to squeeze your kittens?
Remember, this means no matter what you can't hrut the kitten in these choices

BTW, flamers and trolls go elsewhere


Edit: I made a typo, so fuck off
Anyway, just to make sure I mention Squeeky's kitten, it's very nice and small

Mr1337Duck
2003-08-16, 02:58 PM
I pick her up, give her a tiny squeeze, and set her down. She's a small cat, and she's missing one of her fangs, cool huh?

Sputty
2003-08-16, 03:00 PM
SILLY KITTEN!!!!!
OMFG!!LKFADSLAMF

Mtx
2003-08-16, 03:03 PM
I like to pet the pussy till it really likes me. Then the pussy jumps on my lap and purs. :love:

Sputty
2003-08-16, 03:11 PM
I concur

�io
2003-08-16, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
I like to pet the pussy till it really likes me. Then the pussy jumps on my lap and purs. :love:

:huh:

Mtx
2003-08-16, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
I concur

This isn't starcraft and you aren't protoss.

Why am I so good?

Squeeky
2003-08-16, 03:19 PM
i like to squeeky my pussy real hard

Sputty
2003-08-16, 03:20 PM
I hated Protoss
ph33r teh zerg or
ph33r teh siege tanks

TekDragon
2003-08-16, 03:23 PM
I give Meowii all types of squeezies until he gets tired of it and walks away, wacking me in the face with his tail as he goes.

*sigh*

:love: t3h cats!

Mtx
2003-08-16, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
I hated Protoss
ph33r teh zerg or
ph33r teh siege tanks

I'd so own you in Starcraft.

:D

Zerg are good for quick attack but weak in the long run. Terrans just suck balls against tossers.

Sputty
2003-08-16, 03:30 PM
Hydralisks rushes are cheap, easy to rebuild and effective
And I could EMP your carriers or whatever, then send my Battlecruisers to mop up

TekDragon
2003-08-16, 03:30 PM
No hijacking of the kitty squeezy thread!

Sputty
2003-08-16, 03:32 PM
http://chocolate.ratemykitten.com/datastore/65/18/b/651863e4bb175d57ee4631dbd2b285d1.jpg
http://chocolate.ratemykitten.com/datastore/13/4e/b/134ee017bf095e4a7b7b12e94124a869.jpg

Onizuka
2003-08-16, 03:51 PM
I cradle my kittay and kiss her on the mouth. SO SWEET!

321
2003-08-16, 04:17 PM
I dont have a kitty.

Lonehunter
2003-08-16, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by 321
I dont have a kitty.
:thumbsup:



I am not spamming, trolling, or flaming

Spider
2003-08-16, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Lonehunter187
:thumbsup:



I am not spamming, trolling, or flaming

No but your acting like an idiot as always...

As for me I don't have a cat but I like them alot :)

Sputty
2003-08-16, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Spider
No but your acting like an idiot as always...

As for me I don't have a cat but I like them alot :)
Extra points!

Doobz
2003-08-16, 05:34 PM
i give it deh huggle sqeezings

btw, i loved protoss, always played as them in SC

Lonehunter
2003-08-16, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Spider
No but your acting like an idiot as always...

As for me I don't have a cat but I like them alot :)
What the hell did I do now? I try to be nice, but I still get flamed.

Mtx
2003-08-16, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Doobz
i give it deh huggle sqeezings

btw, i loved protoss, always played as them in SC

The kittens always prefer protoss owners. Why? Because Zerg try to eat them and Terrans try to shove firecrackers up their asses.

�io
2003-08-16, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Mtx
The kittens always prefer protoss owners. Why? Because Zerg try to eat them and Terrans try to shove firecrackers up their asses.

What the... what Terrans have you been hanging out with??!?

Sputty
2003-08-16, 06:35 PM
Texans I think

Spider
2003-08-16, 06:37 PM
Would explain why the SC war occured :lol:

The zerg only want some terran :love: not their fault if they are ugly!

Sputty
2003-08-16, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Spider
Would explain why the SC war occured :lol:

The zerg only want some terran :love: not their fault if they are ugly!
I agree wholeheartedly

(I concur/Indeed too)

Mtx
2003-08-16, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
Texans I think

Actually I was decontaminated of Texan filth in Hawaii and am currently being rehabilitated in Tucson.

BTW, the only thing bigger in Texas is the amount of fat in their guts. Fuck Texas.. Texas is the perfect example of incest.

Everay
2003-08-16, 08:38 PM
i know you dont care, but im from Texas, and yes, while our guts are bigger begause we cook much better food than the yankees, ( ive been all over the US, Texans make the best BBQ ) and incest is alabama , get it right


BTW, I HAVE A DOG!

Lonehunter
2003-08-16, 08:41 PM
I don't know, I've been to Texas. They have great BBQ, but I don't know if anything can beat a good'ol fashioned southern rescipie of BBQ from Georgia. Mmmm good. :drools:

Mtx
2003-08-16, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Everay
i know you dont care, but im from Texas, and yes, while our guts are bigger begause we cook much better food than the yankees, ( ive been all over the US, Texans make the best BBQ ) and incest is alabama , get it right


BTW, I HAVE A DOG!

You know I was a little rough on all of Texas. I should be more specific because I'm sure there's something in Texas worth ah damn. So let me rephrase.

I hate Killeen, Texas. It's a shithole that sits right beside Waco, Texas... better know as wacky Texas. The place where the ATF got their asses handed to them by a bunch of religious freaks. I never did accept the bullshit reasoning they gave for storming those religious freaks but in Texas they don't really need a reason to fuck with you.

BBQ... reminds me of minority city. Ghetto trash everywhere BBQing. Ugh.. now I feel contaminated again.

Everay
2003-08-16, 08:59 PM
mmm, well, thats much better, i know of alot of shit holes in texas, but in general i like it, theres a small town, close by the city i live, called alice Texas, and my uncle there makes the best beef and chicken BBQ. yea, alot of people do it, but hispanics in texas arnt the minoraty, theyre the majority, nothing wrong with that, but just a correction. and some nice spots in texas, i really like up north, not the pan handle, but by Tylor, around there, the trees are as green as green can be and there are hills and lakes, rivers and creeks, and i remember when it snowed up there once, it was real pretty.

and about Waco, while im for the free republic america used to be, where freedom of the individual was very important (do what ever you wanted, like drinking and smoking and such ) but there are such things as laws, and no way in hell the ATF could get owned unless they broke those laws by buying alot of illegal weapons, though some laws i dont give a damn about, but a riligious group stockpiling shit loads of weapons scares the shit outa me, just look at any riligious group, give em weapons, you better be damned sure your not in their way after a while

Everay
2003-08-16, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Lonehunter187
I don't know, I've been to Texas. They have great BBQ, but I don't know if anything can beat a good'ol fashioned southern rescipie of BBQ from Georgia. Mmmm good. :drools:

a good ol fashioned Texas Fish fry? mmmmmm, fish

simba
2003-08-16, 09:15 PM
sputty are y ou allright? U make weirder and weirder threads :(

Squeeky
2003-08-16, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Lonehunter187
What the hell did I do now? I try to be nice, but I still get flamed.

Maybe people don't *gasp* like you?

Onizuka
2003-08-16, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Maybe people don't *gasp* like you?

squeeky, you need to b more considerate of other people. If i dont like someon i dont always vocally express it. You jump on people and throw "fuck" aroun like its a hand tossed pizza.

this is in no way meant to be mean jus to tell you not to say everyting you think.

321
2003-08-16, 11:43 PM
Yeah cats are really cool cause they don't bark like dogs and there really uh... cool :D.

Monkeys are cool too.

Lexington_Steele
2003-08-16, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Everay
i know you dont care, but im from Texas, and yes, while our guts are bigger begause we cook much better food than the yankees, ( ive been all over the US, Texans make the best BBQ ) and incest is alabama , get it right

First off, incest is West Virginia.

Second, BBQ does not equate to better. I am not sure what you mean by "Yankee Food" but the best culinary institute in the US (the CIA) is in NY, not Texas.

Fire_Monkey
2003-08-17, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by 321
Monkeys are cool too. [/B]
Monkeys are teh pwn

Uhh, no wonder you think Texas sucks. I would never go near Waco if my life depended on it. Scares the hell outta me. Nah Austin is much better ;) Yeah and uh the women in Texas are so much more hotT than other places. god, was in colorado for a month and when i got back, shit all the chicks were so much hotter. So i don't see how theres much incest with all the fine women around ;)

Sputty
2003-08-17, 01:03 AM
I think they get stolen as babies from less incestuous families

Spider
2003-08-17, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Sputty
I think they get stolen as babies from less incestuous families

:lol:

Mtx
2003-08-17, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Fire_Monkey
Monkeys are teh pwn

Uhh, no wonder you think Texas sucks. I would never go near Waco if my life depended on it. Scares the hell outta me. Nah Austin is much better ;) Yeah and uh the women in Texas are so much more hotT than other places. god, was in colorado for a month and when i got back, shit all the chicks were so much hotter. So i don't see how theres much incest with all the fine women around ;)


Obviously you haven't been to Hawaii. Hawaii has the hottest chicks from anywhere. I saw this Canadian girl in a bikini that had the Canadian leafs over her breasts. Oh man... I'd turn Canadian for dat ass! Just let me suck on those leafs.

:p :D

Sputty
2003-08-17, 02:18 AM
It was probably me

Lonehunter
2003-08-17, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
First off, incest is West Virginia.
:lol: That's sorta true. I live in West Virginia, people around here have been murdered for incest.

NeoTassadar
2003-08-17, 02:25 AM
Sounds fair.

Sputty
2003-08-17, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by Lonehunter187
:lol: That's sorta true. I live in West Virginia, people around here have been murdered for incest.
:huh:
Explain more please

EineBeBoP
2003-08-17, 04:20 AM
.....:huh:

right so back to the topic.

I squeeze my frnds kittay then stick it in the glass, so its nice and safe.

http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/tightpussy_20.jpeg

Ph34r the pwning Tight Pussy!

Doobz
2003-08-17, 04:24 AM
Noooo!

my porn download is slowing down!


yes, very cute kittens, indeed

EineBeBoP
2003-08-17, 04:29 AM
wtf?

and we needed to know that because......?

just ask hamma to let you use the PSU servers ;)

Doobz
2003-08-17, 04:35 AM
i'm sorry, i'm buzzed on caffeine and nyquil

i'm sure Hamma and Squeeks have stored a veritable porn library on the PSU server

Lonehunter
2003-08-17, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Sputty
Originally posted by Lonehunter187
:lol: That's sorta true. I live in West Virginia, people around here have been murdered for incest.
:huh:
Explain more please
This guy was caught raping his sister, Dad walked in. (This was on my local news about a year ago.) This particular dad was a true redneck, lot's of guns. Just like most people around here. Anyway the Dad shoots his son three times with a 12 gauge. He's dead. And get this, the Dad is only going to be in jail for 2 years. Never heard what happened to the daughter.

Edit: EineBeBop, that's a tight pussy