Tek is a god!!!

[Spider]

Thanks again Tek here is the thread I promised you :o.

You are teh god of sechs tips :lol:

[Lonehunter]

This is the beginning of the end, Tek, a God?

[Doobz]

what, tek, you helped another poor soul get some loving?

[Corrosion]

EDIT: Statement retracted.

[Pilgrim]

Give him a break,

He's getting over making up a story about killing people.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Corrosion
# of semi-stupid threads made by Spider in the past 2 days: 5
Originally posted by Hunter-R
Give him a break,

He's getting over making up a story about killing people.
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/homo_lucas.jpg

[Lonehunter]

:rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
OWNED

[Spider]

Originally posted by Corrosion
# of semi-stupid threads made by Spider in the past 2 days: 5

Ok so asking for a sig is a stupid thread?? No.

Thanking someone publicly? No.

Acheiving whoredome? Yes.

Informing you nerds about some TV special about your idol? Maybe.

Showing people weird things on the internet? No. Lot's of people do It and I don't see you getting on their cases.

Your down to one stupid thread and one maybe it was stupid.




As for your comment Hunter... all I have to say is you choose to beleive what you want. I was informing some of my friends about what happened if you aren't gonna beleive fine with me I'm not going to put any effort into trying to convince you. You apprently have your mind set on your opinion of me, whats the point?

I have made friends and ennemies here, it's a waste of time for me to try to make you change sides. It is evident that you hate me for some reason but that hate is not reciprocal (sp?). If you have a problem with me fine, but you don't have to pollute these forums with your hate. If you really have a problem with me PM it. I will ignore it but you will be avoiding the hate spam.

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Spider
As for your comment Hunter... all I have to say is you choose to beleive what you want. I was informing some of my friends about what happened if you aren't gonna beleive fine with me I'm not going to put any effort into trying to convince you. You apprently have your mind set on your opinion of me, whats the point?
i thought your killin' people thread was just suppost to be a joke?

but you really expect people to belive it? :lol: :rofl: :lol:

/me puts on flame retardant clothing :rolleyes:

[Sputty]

These recruits suck. Commanders too. They really don't know what they're talking about.
On that note
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/shutoffwebgore.jpg

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Sputty
These recruits suck. Commanders too. They really don't know what they're talking about.
then im guessing you belive this one too :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Spider
Yes hehe.

I used to play Ultima online back in the day. At some point I said AH FUCK IT! So I cancelled and went to a free shard... of course my frist day there was lets say... boring... emptyness, peak of players 73. I said to myself: ''Hmmm let's take things in hand'' Now being the bright genius I am I type in the username/password box: Admin/Admin.

It worked I had access to the admin's account... (what a fucking idiot) so I changed the password to some code even I don't remember and proceded to make an ass out of the admin... Deleted account items and teleported newbies to far out dungeons. Then I said... I can do more, I deleted britannia and the rest of the map and made it so the only thing was now a tiny little island with a teleporter on it that made you loop so you basicly couldnt log out :o. The shard closed 2 days after.

Forgot to say the players and admin were asses and deserved it so don't feel bad for them :o

im not saying there is anything wrong with making this kind of stuff up, i have had friends in the past do these exact kind of things, a healthy imagination is a good thing to have. but to belive them is another thing entirely :)

enuff from me on that, its outfit assault time :rock:

edit: i realize i was a bit to harsh on my first post, im sorry for that

[Sputty]

Well, I know Spider well enough to know that what he said probably has happened(especially the gun one)
Again, see gore pic

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Spider
As for your comment Hunter... all I have to say is you choose to beleive what you want. I was informing some of my friends about what happened if you aren't gonna beleive fine with me I'm not going to put any effort into trying to convince you. You apprently have your mind set on your opinion of me, whats the point?

I have made friends and ennemies here, it's a waste of time for me to try to make you change sides. It is evident that you hate me for some reason but that hate is not reciprocal (sp?). If you have a problem with me fine, but you don't have to pollute these forums with your hate. If you really have a problem with me PM it. I will ignore it but you will be avoiding the hate spam.
Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up! What's with you? I have nothing against you. Nor did I say anything about you, or to affend you. My exact words,

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
This is the beginning of the end, Tek, a God?
I meant that as a joke. A lot of people on these forums have noted Tek as a pot head, he always talks about it. I guess eveytime I'm not going to be serious I have to warn everybody because common sense isn't so common any more.

[Spider]

No need to waste your time posting for them sputty. I know what happened, you know what happened it's all that matters. I don't care what a new guy that was here for a month thinks, never will. If he doesnt know me and doesnt trust me fine. I don't give a fuck.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up! What's with you? I have nothing against you. Nor did I say anything about you, or to affend you. My exact words,

He was talking to Hunter-R I think.
It's Offend BTW

No need to waste your time posting for them sputty. I know what happened, you know what happened it's all that matters. I don't care what a new guy that was here for a month thinks, never will. If he doesnt know me and doesnt trust me fine. I don't give a fuck.
Ok

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Sputty
He was talking to Hunter-R I think.
I hope so, I like Spider, I really do :D

[Kaltagesta]

im a commander....

oh, and spider, was the sechs tips for teh hotT room-mate?

[Onizuka]

hes also the god of...........

[TekDragon]

So im a god, am I?

Listeneth! I hereth byeth proclaimeth no more hateth in this thread... eth.

Only kitten :love: is allowed.

Whew.. this god stuff is hard work.

Anyway, glad it helped you out Spider!

Tell me, did you use the suction or the ABC's?

[Spider]

Suction :D she was begging for more ;)

[TekDragon]

Good stuff. I was a lil worried it wodnt come out and say hello and youd have to resort to the ABC's, which is a lot trickier.

If you got any other questions, you know where to reach me.

[Spider]

Sure thing ;)

[Corrosion]

Sorry Spider, statement retracted.

Here's a kitten :D

http://www.funnypetphotos.com/g/pro/cute_kitty.jpg

[Sputty]

MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/me squeezes the kitten

[Fire_Monkey]

/me squeezes kitten before sputty can.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Fire_Monkey
/me squeezes kitten before sputty can.
I already squeezed it you fool

[Fire_Monkey]

uhh no because i squeezed it before you...bitch

[Sputty]

No, you whore, I squoze it at 10:15, you squeezed it at 10:26
fuckface

[Corrosion]

It's my kitteh and i squeezed it first

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Spider


Informing you nerds about some TV special about your idol? Maybe.

Pot. Kettle. Black :rolleyes:

oh, and :rofl: at the Ultima Online "story" (note i use bold and quotations). I really don't believe that Security story either Spider, sorry.

Oh, and back on Topic. Yes TekDragon is a god, weed or not this guy knows his woman shit ;)

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Spider
No need to waste your time posting for them sputty. I know what happened, you know what happened it's all that matters. I don't care what a new guy that was here for a month thinks, never will. If he doesnt know me and doesnt trust me fine. I don't give a fuck.

You must admit that when someone tells you on the internet that they have killed two people, you have to be a bit skeptical. To do otherwise is naive.

[Squeeky]

Not to mention i've been a law enforcement buff since i was 12 and i've done field police work as a Deputy Explorer for almost a year. I really doubt you would hide behind an aluminum PC case and it stops a bullet. Not to mention the part where you told them to "Lie on the ground and put there hands behind there back". I can't see any security company telling there employees to say that. That's like saying "Put your hands behind your back and grab the pistol in your waistband". There are some holes in your story Spider, some big ones :confused:

[Zodiac]

even thought i didnt mean to start this, its nice to see a little back-up, maybe im not just a clueless recruit after all :thumbsup:

edited wording

[TekDragon]

Ive never killed anyone but I commited first degree assault.

2 dozen red-necks got drunk and decided to pick a friend with me and my "ni**er" friend.

I told my friend, Omar, to stay out of it. I whipped out my knife and said "Im fuking up the first person who gets near me. Then im fuking up everyone else"

Well.. being the drunken fools they are.. they rushed me.

I wont go into the details but i got a few scratches and some bruises. One guy got a 6 inch laceration down his chest under his left arm, exposing ribs and causing him to black out. Another guy got a stab/slash wound on his left thigh.

You can verify it by looking up Maryland court records for Kent County. My name is Eddie Centofante :)

BTW: i dont know HOW to verify it.. but a friend told me i was in there somewhere. Ive got the newsletter clippings so im happy!

------------------------

Oh, and if anyones wondering i got let off for self defence and just had to do 40 hours of community service at the local library (pffft...).

[Spider]

Squeeky it was not ''a'' aluminium case, they are stacked in boxes, each pattle has about 50/70 computers on them I will check.

I'm not part of a security company, I was hired by a company and will receive training next week. One was killed the second was is... or was in the hospital and will be going to court. I do not know when since our judiciral system has a huge lineup *sighs*. But I will be called to the bar for a testemony or whatever you call it in english.

The UO server was ran by a bunch of 12 years old on a school server. Most of the players were of the same age... I do beleive most of them were from the same school... anyhow if you try to make a UO sphere server the default admin account is admin/admin wich can easily be deleted and replaced by another more complicated one... but they didnt think of that... (they didnt even have the enitre world spawned yet, it was just some bland continent with a couple of randoms scripts.)

As I said squeeky, I could care less... I'm explaining it to you out of shear boredome... but fine with me I never really cared about the little kid you are. You used to be.... standable... now you get pissed at nothing, you seem to be in some sort of non-stop menopose. Go back to your toys kid.

[Squick]

Uh oh, the teens are calling each other kids, watch out...

[Spider]

Originally posted by Squick
Uh oh, the teens are calling each other kids, watch out...

Technicly I'm an adult In Canada :lol:

[Squick]

Originally posted by Spider
Technicly I'm an adult In Canada :lol:

But you are a teen right? I haven't done my "research" on you, but from the few posts I have seen it seems you are in your mid to late teens, right?

"Technicly" I never called you an adult or kid, but a teen...

[Sputty]

Tek is great
GREAT sig
:thumbsup:

[Spider]

I guess it's late teens... I'm going 19 in no time...

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Spider
As I said squeeky, I could care less... I'm explaining it to you out of shear boredome... but fine with me I never really cared about the little kid you are. You used to be.... standable... now you get pissed at nothing, you seem to be in some sort of non-stop menopose. Go back to your toys kid.

someone dissagrees with you and you call him that? seems like you are the childish one. i mean he had a perfectly legimitate post, if you are going to call anyone names, let it be me :p

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Spider


As I said squeeky, I could care less... I'm explaining it to you out of shear boredome... but fine with me I never really cared about the little kid you are. You used to be.... standable... now you get pissed at nothing, you seem to be in some sort of non-stop menopose. Go back to your toys kid.

Was i pissed? Fuck no, i was pointing out your story is complete and utter bullshit and you know it. I'm a little kid? Your 18, i'm 15 in 2 months and i've contributed to this forum and made more constructive posts than you will ever make, stfu and down with your hyprocitical flames.

[firecrackerNC]

And telling him to go back to his toys was a bit rude just because he doesnt believe you,I dont believe you either,I think you are just trying to get attention and have people feel bad for you,I mean really 200k a year,I have NEVER heard of a secruity job offering that much,and then a week after you got job a shootout,then the story of your parents killed but you surviving,Its all too far fetched,like something youd find in a bad movie.So now that I've said this are you going to tell me to go play with my toys?

[TekDragon]

Im not liking how a thread dedicated to me being a god keeps turning into a hate/flame thread.

I have to admit.. it is ironic, though.

Feel t3h :evil:

[Spider]

Meh whatever.

[Robot]

you wild crackers!

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Squeeky
...i've contributed to this forum and made more constructive posts than you will ever make, stfu and down with your hyprocitical flames.
Is it just me, or does that ending part not seem constructive? Anyway, back on topic. Tek is a God! Whoa...

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Spider
Meh whatever.

Thanks for that heartwarming PM sweetheart

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Spider
I guess it's late teens... I'm going 19 in no time... And you said your job payed you 200 thousand a year? I am sorry, but that just seems.... Illogical. As for the killin' story, what really bad part of town are you in that you where there for about a week or so and 2 break ins, one resulting in death occured. The UO server I will stay out of completley cause I don't even know what the hell UO is. In short, nice imagination, have you ever considered the fan fiction board?

[Lonehunter]

What's so hard to believe?

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
What's so hard to believe? A 19 year old making 200 thousand a year
2 break ins in the first week with one resulting in a fatality

Thats about it, but it is enough to make me question it. Maybe it is different in Canada, but in America, teenagers don't get payed 200 thousand a year. My dad is the CFO (cheif finnancial officer, I think, some corprate monkey job) of a major bank, he gets paid well, but I can guarentee you it aint 200 thou.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
A 19 year old making 200 thousand a year
2 break ins in the first week with one resulting in a fatality
Think of it this way. He's a person that has to gaurd a building buy his self, at night. This building has frequent break-ins by very dangerous people. He is also risking 18-19 years of his life for this job. All that is high risk, that's why he get's 200k a year.

A 19 year old killing somebody? He's a security gaurd! Security gaurds usually end up shooting their gun sooner or later, for him it was sooner. And he managed to make the guy regret his descision.

[TekDragon]

This thread got stupid in a hurry.

A 19 year old making 200k a year is uncommon, perhaps rare.. but definately not unheard of.

My brother is offering me a position in his company he is starting up, brinking wireless internet to big stores like bookstores and eventually getting into home development by providing entire neighborhoods with wireless.

Its a business of 3 guys. They each stand to make over a million a year. He offered me a job with them when i was 19.

I refused at the time as i wish to join the military (i firmly believe in fighting for my country) and get a college education. He respects this (he used to be a marine) and is offering me the job as soon as i get settled.

---------------------------------------

As for killing someone... so what? I got 2 counts of first degree assault and almost killed a guy (missed his heart by bouncing the knife off a rib). That was just from me being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hes a SECURITY GUARD thats ALWAYS in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Squeeky]

I make eleventy billion dollerz a year, and i flip burgers at mcdonalds, i also shot 45 terrorists who tried to hijack a burger truck, and i hid behind an aluminum pepsi can and it blocked the bullets, OH! and did i tell you about the time i shutdown the EQ serverz with my leet haxor program called "KAZAA"

[GonePostal]

whats the military's policy on criminal records?

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by GonePostal
whats the military's policy on criminal records?
They won't allow you to recieve certain ranks if your criminal record is really bad.

Edit: So why dodn't you believe him squeeky? :rolleyes:

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187

Edit: So why dodn't you believe him squeeky? :rolleyes:

Cause his claims are about as far fetched as me being an astronaut!

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Think of it this way. He's a person that has to gaurd a building buy his self, at night. This building has frequent break-ins by very dangerous people. He is also risking 18-19 years of his life for this job. All that is high risk, that's why he get's 200k a year.

A 19 year old killing somebody? He's a security gaurd! Security gaurds usually end up shooting their gun sooner or later, for him it was sooner. And he managed to make the guy regret his descision.

[Squeeky]

They don't fucking pay people nearly a quarter of a million dollars annualy to guard a fucking warehouse, i'm sorry, it just doesn't work like that

[Zodiac]

lone, you know cops get paid <60k a year, so why would a 18 or 19 year old get paid 200k to guard anything less then 30 billion in Nazi gold on his first week?

its clearly bullshit

[Lonehunter]

That's becouse the government pays cops. They're cheap. The people that pay Spider, are NOT the government. The owner of a buisiness pays it's security gaurds. A computer warehouse, is obviously a good business, there for the owner has a lot of money. It's a good idea to invest some of the money in protecting your business.

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
That's becouse the government pays cops. They're cheap. The people that pay Spider, are NOT the government. The owner of a buisiness pays it's security gaurds. A computer warehouse, is obviously a good business, there for the owner has a lot of money. It's a good idea to invest some of the money in protecting your business.

why would you pay a kid 200k, when you could pay just about any unskilled worker, 30k or less to do the same job and be happy with it?

[Lonehunter]

A friend of mine used to work at a Mental hospital. He was 18, a friend got him the job. If he would have kept that job he would've had 150k a year. At a mental hospital! Hardly any threat at all! But it was night shift, he had to quit becouse of school, and he was about to go join the military anyway. A lot of computers can be worth a lot of money. I'd say onj average, 2k per PC. If some guys brought in a truck the size of a U-Haul, they could get away with a lot of valued hard ware. If there was no security gaurd, this could happen often. Like I said, the owner pays him not the government so he can pay him as much as he sees fit.

[Zodiac]

edit: fuck it who cares, keep thinking what you will, you are only kidding yourselves

-zod

[Corrosion]

Some1 lock this flame war.

[Mr1337Duck]

Guys, I think the 200k is in Canadian dollars, that's like 95k here, right? I forgot the exchange rates.

[Robot]

Originally posted by Squeeky
I make eleventy billion dollerz a year, and i flip burgers at mcdonalds

actually, if you work at mcdonalds for a few years, then they'll pay for your entire college tuition, and if you stay on for a few more years as a manager or co-manager, they'll buy you any under-$60,000 dollar car that you want. then you just keep going up the corporate ladder. (s'what me friend told me, anyways.)

also, tek, good luck with the military thing. fighting for what you believe in is important, whether it's for your country or your family or even for yourself. (and getting a college education isn't a bad idea, either. what're you majoring?)

[Kaltagesta]

Originally posted by Squeeky
I make eleventy billion dollerz a year, and i flip burgers at mcdonalds, i also shot 45 terrorists who tried to hijack a burger truck, and i hid behind an aluminum pepsi can and it blocked the bullets, OH! and did i tell you about the time i shutdown the EQ serverz with my leet haxor program called "KAZAA"

constructive....


oh, and by the way all you guys that are arguing, saying that you don't care when really you do:

http://www.egochimp.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/confused2.gif

[Everay]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
Guys, I think the 200k is in Canadian dollars, that's like 95k here, right? I forgot the exchange rates.

Really, its more like 150K in american, since its 75 american pennys to equal 1 cannadian loony (dollar)

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by TekDragon
This thread got stupid in a hurry.

A 19 year old making 200k a year is uncommon, perhaps rare.. but definately not unheard of.

My brother is offering me a position in his company he is starting up, brinking wireless internet to big stores like bookstores and eventually getting into home development by providing entire neighborhoods with wireless.

Its a business of 3 guys. They each stand to make over a million a year. He offered me a job with them when i was 19.

I refused at the time as i wish to join the military (i firmly believe in fighting for my country) and get a college education. He respects this (he used to be a marine) and is offering me the job as soon as i get settled.

---------------------------------------

As for killing someone... so what? I got 2 counts of first degree assault and almost killed a guy (missed his heart by bouncing the knife off a rib). That was just from me being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hes a SECURITY GUARD thats ALWAYS in the wrong place at the wrong time. I never said anything was impossible. just very unlikely. It is quite possible that everything that he said is the honest truth, but it is so unliley, I can't beleive it with out knowing the person. Thats just the breaks.


EDIT:Originally posted by Zodiac
why would you pay a kid 200k, when you could pay just about any unskilled worker, 30k or less to do the same job and be happy with it? Another problem, if it was so dangerous as to warrant a 200k salary, why would they give it to a 18 year old? Why not an ex-cop/military or somebody with expeirence in the security feild? Just to many holes to expect me to beleive it.

[Pilgrim]

Sigh...

Sorry all trying to be witty and start a Flame war.

Tek you are a God :) If I wasn't 10 years older then you your kewl sex tips woulda helped me... and 10-15 years ago, they really woulda... you go!

Spider, All I ever asked for was a Link to a news article in French or English... Figured something that big would make news... But I digress. I honestly could care less if it was real or not, just hated all the E-simpathy you were getting in the other thread... just shouldn't have brought it here.. so sorry.

As to everything else... (Takes deap breath) I've been here longer then you Spidey, I just don't post worthless spam bullshit (most of the time) so I'm not a Whore... sorry. Is it possible for an 18 year old to make 200k canadian... sure... when I was that age I was making about 90k doing security consulting on the side... part time. Had I been doing it full time I woulda been paid about the same.
I just think you should ask your bosses to take a bit of your salary and move to a safer part of town... I mean, really, Canada just Ain't that dangerous everywhere!

So I... having fired the first shot! Declare this Flame war over!

PAX

(Latin for Peace for all you who don't know)

[Sputty]

It's not teh location that matters, but the value of the stuff inside

[Kaltagesta]

haha, but seriously, why do you say 'i could care less' ... i have seen it so many times!

trust me, its an english saying and its 'i COULDN'T care less'! you see, because that means that, no matter what happens, you can't care less, because you dont care at all.

saying 'i could care less' means that, well, you CAN care less, therefore you do care about it, at least to a degree.

why must you bastardise our wonder, beautiful, saxonite language?

[btw, this i sjust a joke, i dont really care, im just wondering why it has been changed to the extent that, well, it doesnt make sense.]

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap
haha, but seriously, why do you say 'i could care less' ... i have seen it so many times!

trust me, its an english saying and its 'i COULDN'T care less'! you see, because that means that, no matter what happens, you care less, because you dont care at all.

saying 'i could care less' means that, well, you CAN care less, therefore you do care about it, at least to a degree.

why must you bastardise our wonder, beautiful, saxonite language?

[btw, this i sjust a joke, i dont really care, im just wondering why it has been changed to the extent that, well, it doesnt make sense.]

I could care less what you think ;)

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap
haha, but seriously, why do you say 'i could care less' ... i have seen it so many times!

trust me, its an english saying and its 'i COULDN'T care less'! you see, because that means that, no matter what happens, you can't care less, because you dont care at all.

saying 'i could care less' means that, well, you CAN care less, therefore you do care about it, at least to a degree.

why must you bastardise our wonder, beautiful, saxonite language?

[btw, this i sjust a joke, i dont really care, im just wondering why it has been changed to the extent that, well, it doesnt make sense.]

ehhh, you know myself and Squeeky have moved on and Hunter just posted the end of this....that just leaves you.

move on if you care so little :)

edit: when i say move on i mean let this damn thread die ;)

[Kaltagesta]

sorry, just one more post.

my last post was only a joke, and the only reason i posted it in this thread is because i didnt want to start a whole new thread for it, and i saw someone say it.

[Spider]

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap
haha, but seriously, why do you say 'i could care less' ... i have seen it so many times!

trust me, its an english saying and its 'i COULDN'T care less'! you see, because that means that, no matter what happens, you can't care less, because you dont care at all.

saying 'i could care less' means that, well, you CAN care less, therefore you do care about it, at least to a degree.

why must you bastardise our wonder, beautiful, saxonite language?

[btw, this i sjust a joke, i dont really care, im just wondering why it has been changed to the extent that, well, it doesnt make sense.]

I'm french canadian you bastard. The english classes we get are the equivalent of the french or spanish you get. That means in high school, the very last year (wichever it is) unless you take advanced, your gonna be studying 6th grade whatever.

[Febnon]

THIS THREAD IS THE TEK IS A GOD THREAD JUST GET BACK TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS TEK IS A GOD :mad: :mad:

[Febnon]

thank you and goodafternoon

[Squeeky]

Welcome to PSU Febnon, enjoy your stay :)

[Febnon]

ive actualyy been here for a while not really posting anything

[Hamma]

Another lurker falls

muahahhaha

[Doobz]

yes, Hamma the Lurker Slayer

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Febnon
THIS THREAD IS THE TEK IS A GOD THREAD JUST GET BACK TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS TEK IS A GOD :mad: :mad:

yeah god of "get drunk and rape" "Go crazy on marijuana and talk non-stop about it" and "mad tounguing and sex positions ans tips"

yeah hes a god........

[Spider]

The day you know your woman like he does you can talk... but right now... try to shut up ;) k thanks.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Onizuka
yeah god of "get drunk and rape" "Go crazy on marijuana and talk non-stop about it" and "mad tounguing and sex positions ans tips"

yeah hes a god........

Jealous? ;)

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Onizuka
yeah god of "get drunk and rape" "Go crazy on marijuana and talk non-stop about it" and "mad tounguing and sex positions ans tips"

yeah hes a god........

cant resist :D

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedpunchsmallchild-SkykoFreak.jpg

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Zodiac
cant resist :D

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedpunchsmallchild-SkykoFreak.jpg

lol thank you!

no im not jealous, i could do those things if i wanted. (marijuana, raping girls" but im not a sick "ignorant child" lol. i really crack me up.

:p :lol:

no h8 tek dont worry, we lub j00

[firecrackerNC]

well lets see here
Catholic:Goto church every Sunday,love no one more then god,dont comit crimes,no sex before marriage

and TEK:Go to partys everyday,Squeez kittens,love hot women,weed and beer more then anything,do whatever the fuck you want,sex anytime anywhere,and just ask god Tek for tips


Tek................Where do I sign up????? w00t im in



ALL HAIL TEK! GOD OF SEX AND BEER!

[Doobz]

^
there's a hidden layer of sarcasm under that post