My first decree as God

[TekDragon]

I hearby declare the 21st hour (9pm) of every day to be "Squeeze your Kitten" time.

This is about the time when kittys (being nocturnal) start getting really energetic. Therefore its a good idea to give your kittay a good squeezay to let it feel your :love:

Remember: 9pm sharp. Your kittey will be expecting j00. I will know if you have disobeyed me.

As God I am also going to enforce the existing 4:20 law. Everyone should be as high as me :D

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Unlike those other "Gods" who you never feel but are always grubbing for money.. im different.

You can contact your God at TekGriffon on AIM or 24434445 on ICQ. I accept Pay Pal donations to support the "Church of TekDragon".

*poofs out in a big cloud of purple smoke*

[Squeeky]

Sputty is brainwashing again....

[Hamma]

what up god

oh wait, don't encourage him :rofl:

[TekDragon]

Sputty has proven himself to be a devout follower of The Church of TekDragon.

When his time comes he will be lifted to My home to live wih Me in My paradise full of ganja, kittens and swedish supermodels.

Has your God ever promised you a swedish supermodel stroking her pussy and holding a blunt for you? I think not.

[Mtx]

...

Hurry up and die!

[Pilgrim]

Here's a picture of my Kitty for everyone to squeeze!

Her name is Mischief, and she is adorable!

http://www.ssofti.com/test/GOODPICK.JPG

[Hamma]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/catchillin.jpg

[Spider]

IT'S THE CAT THAT SHIT ON YOUR BED!!!!! run!

[Lonehunter]

That's what I was just thinking :lol:

[Ghost06]

I cuddle bovine...

[AztecWarrior]

Bah. I don't even have a cat.

[EineBeBoP]

looks like hamma's cat is still going up on the bed.

:lol: havent ya learnd anything hamma? just close the door

[Hamma]

Different cat

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Hunter-R


http://www.ssofti.com/test/GOODPICK.JPG

:love:

[Febnon]

My cat is cuter than yours hunter:P~

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by TekDragon
Has your God ever promised you a swedish supermodel stroking her pussy and holding a blunt for you? I think not.

Shut up and BLEED you Mother Fucker. :rofl: ya'll know what thats from right?

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Ghost06
I cuddle bovine... http://www.shazzie.com/special/gallery/cowlove.jpg

[Mtx]

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
http://www.shazzie.com/special/gallery/cowlove.jpg

moo

moo?

MOO!

MAAAAAHHHH!!!

Can somebody say McDonalds?

[HawkEye]

i can, Mcdonalds

[Frozen-Monkey]

bovine are yummy, cats arent........eat the bovine, sqeeze the cats:D

[Everay]

yes, eat the cow and let it be one with you forever, and squeez the cats to death

[Ghost06]

I think pie is fun to poke. PIE!!!!!

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Everay
yes, eat the cow and let it be one with you forever, and squeez the cats to death Exactly. You eat the cow, the cow clogges your arterys, you die, you feed the worms, the worms feed the grass, the grass feeds the cow. Its the circle of life man, Just stay away from my cow.

[eXoSloth]

My cat has 23 toes.

[Sputty]

Knollsoft is down so no kitten pics, but kittens own all

[Khronos]

Originally posted by Onizuka
Shut up and BLEED you Mother Fucker. :rofl: ya'll know what thats from right?
Sweettooth from Twisted Metal : Black.


anyways, my friend just got a cute wittle snuggly wuggly kitten.
maybe ill get a pic of it and post here for the squeezlle hour.

[EineBeBoP]

fear teh new sig

[Fire_Monkey]

My cat's 18 years old and would probably die if i squeezed it.

[Sputty]

I can squeeze my 19 YO cat

[Mtx]

That's probably why it gives you such awful looks!

[Febnon]

my neighbors had a thirteen year old cat tha died of consitpation. They have a grave for it in there front yard

[OneManArmy]

I have a little black kitten buried in my backyard.. I dont think it made it to a year old before some kind of fatal kitteh disease too him away... :tear: :tear: his name was mack he was all black and had a little spot of white fur on his chest. he loved to sit on your shoulder (he was a pirate hehe!!) so sad.... I'll never forget that day we had to put him to sleep because of that disease........ :tear:

but enough sad stuff... I still have my two loveable squeezable kittehs at home!!! (7 and 8 I think) perhaps I'll post a pic when i get home!!! me :love: kittehs

[Febnon]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS SO SAD WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: P-PPOOR BLACK MACK THE KTTEN WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TekDragon]

Do not worry about Mack, OneManSoldier. He is here with Me in My Paradise. As we speak he is being lovingly petted by three swedish supermodels. Can you hear the purrs?

[Ghost06]

fuck bovine... I want a blunt :love:

[Onizuka]

i wanna see hammas pussy, or was it posted on the first page..... not sure.










*you fucking perv, i mean a cat dammit