The Church of TekDragon

[TekDragon]

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[Sputty]

Aren't your choices of women sort of limited?

[TekDragon]

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[Squeeky]

Too bad i'm a virgin :(

[TekDragon]

Squeeky,
After re-reading that email you sent me, paying close attention to the "shower scene", i have decided that you have shown sufficient progress in 'Experienced Luvin 101' to be accepted. Im granting you a waver to nullify the "no virgin" stipulation for you.

[Squeeky]

I fucked a canteloupe once....does that count?


Oh wait, you accepted me.

Cool :thumbsup:

[Happy lil Elf]

Interesting ideas but,

This is good because almost all of those women are either fat, snobby, feminists, trailor trash, or all of the above.

That's so untrue I don't even know where to start :rofl:

[Sputty]

http://knollsoft.com/sputty/kittenball.jpg

[Squeeky]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/snoodles.jpg

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http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/pimpkitty.jpg

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http://staff.planetside-universe.com/squeeky/pimp-snoodles.gif

[Kaltagesta]

dude, no such thing a russian girl.


j/k

[Robot]

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap
dude, no such thing a russian girl.


j/k

i dunno, that russian spy chick with the underarm hair was pretty hot in MGS

[TekDragon]

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[Pilgrim]

ummm

MY fiance is Sweedish... and HOT... does that count?

And I do love the Kittehs but have a real life so don't smoke. Golly I hope I'm still accepted, it means so much to me!

[TekDragon]

MY fiance is Sweedish... and HOT... does that count?
And I do love the Kittehs but have a real life so don't smoke.
Sweedish is fine, and its cool you like the kittehs. I dont like the fact that you flamed spider but since you gave an opinion with your flame as to WHY you were flaming him.. i guess your cool.

[TekDragon]

Snaps, forgot to add something extremely important to the requirements:

NO LIBERALS

Go cry a river in France. No one here wants you.

[Ghost06]

Originally posted by TekDragon


We dont accept:
-hypocrites
-racists
-virgins
-spoon lovers
-cow lovers
-newbs that type 10 WPM with 50% accuracy



Do you accept pie?

[TekDragon]

No, we dont accept pies. We also dont accept people who abuse pies.

However, we do accept people who like to eat pie.

[xuur]

wow...Im soooo close to qualifying for this

-Kittehs. yeah, I've had cats. just lost the one I had for 18 years...they're cool.

-Blunts. ohhhh yeah. cant go wrong there.

-Good sex. Not sure I've ever had what I'd call "bad sex". some is just better than others. especially when she puts her...erm....nevermind...next question please.

-Hot women (eastern europeans, oriental, or latin). here we have a problem. I love the california girls. not all are femi-nazi's, trailer trash or any of those other things you mentioned, altho surely many are. if I supply my own, can I still join?

-Speaking whatever the fuk you want so long as you can get your point across with complete sentences and a structured post.
I believe in a crisis situation I can make my meaning known with little issue. so its all good



We dont accept:
-hypocrites. not for me to say. hypocrites are revealed, not made.

-racists. that'd be hard for me to do. I'm a half breed, my wife is a half breed, my best friends are a mixture of every culture under the sun and in Cali, being a racist is hard to do (and live for long that is)

-virgins. LOL....next....

-spoon lovers. Personally, I prefer chopsticks and butcher knives.

-cow lovers. yet another problem. Cows....turned slowly over a BBQ pit. some grilled onions, steak fries, nice ice cold gold....yeah, gotta love (some parts of) cows.

-newbs that type 10 WPM with 50% accuracy.
wot r u talkin bowt? I r l33t taiper. :S

the only other issue I have is with calling it a 'church'.
not terribly religious and dont exactly have a high opinion of organized religions in general...but I guess you can call it whatever you want. how about calling it a militia instead?

so....do I qualify?


http://members.cox.net/boba2/Sigs/peace.gif

[Onizuka]

This is such BS.

[EineBeBoP]

what do u have against cows?

[Onizuka]

I found a picture of Tek!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/hugeblunt.jpg

[EineBeBoP]

:eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek:

damn!

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Onizuka
I found a picture of Tek!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/hugeblunt.jpg

:rofl: that pic gets me everytime

i even made a sig out of it for a friend :p

[Strygun]

Originally posted by TekDragon
It has come to My attention that some disturbing organizations are being formed within the PSU community. Why do I say disturbing? Well, because 90% of their members are defining the word "hypocrite" by just being a part of it.


I'd say your organization, tek, fits this description also.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Strygun
I'd say your organization, tek, fits this description also.

Indeed.

[TekDragon]

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[Strygun]

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=205386