the real story be hind the vs.

[STEALTHKILLER]

::vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
this how i desribe the empires
tr: evil dictaort naziez:evil: :scared: :twisted: :furious:
nc: freedom fighters:sniper: :evil:
vs: people who falied the entrance examine.
here was the question and the answer.

"who do u kill while not in a squad and having a knife fight?"

" i would be in a fetile postion on the floor in stealth suit."

"i would hide in a stealth suit behind a max the entire time."

"uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....(teacher: times up)uh.....4"

then they shipped them 2 what they dubbed pussy land. that is where the mad scientist meet the losers and made the vs the end>

[Happy lil Elf]

:huh:

[Eliaas_Demens]

:confused:

[Doppler]

I'm currently hard at work designing a time machine to go back in time, kill your father, and give your mother a paphlet on birth controll.

[TheRagingGerbil]

crack anyone?

[Eliaas_Demens]

I do like his "pussy land" idea though.

[SmackDab]

Very disturbing to think that these people will be growing up soon and entering the workforce. Well, at least most of us there now will have some job security for quite a while.

[Led]

Goddamn hippies stole my pants!

[Lonehunter]

Just be thankful you haven't seen the underpants nomes yet ;)

[rancor]

This brings me to a very VERY good point,

Don't Smoke Crack! =]

[dscytherulez]

ummm...LOOK AT THE BUNNY EVERYONE!!! ITS GOT A PANCAKE ON ITS HEAD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg

:rofl: that one gets me every time...

[Smaug]

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Just be thankful you haven't seen the underpants nomes yet ;)

Butters has.

[Happy lil Elf]

You mean Tweak?

[WritheNC]

Regardless of all the empire's differences, we all stress one thing to our children:

Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Well ok, I suppose some freedom loving NC like to loosen up a bit, but whatever!

[Aen]

I'm quitting my job to help Doppler with his time machine.

[NCG JMan]

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
:huh:

Uh..yes...what he ^ said. My head hurts now.:p Could you please elaborate on this post or translate it for us :p

[ObnoxiousFrog]

And then Doctor +5 Saving Roll gave the VS the Lasher and Magrider. And he granted them arrogance, stupidity, and the ability to destroy a world from one tower.

[ghost018]

Terran Republic are Nazi's....right. :rolleyes:

ghost

[Flammey]

Crape' and a bong?
:huh:
Did ANYONE give this guy something special to drink?

If you did ... :sniper:

Incidently, if all you said was true, explain the reason we wear purple and green for me, cause I haven't the foggiest clue why.

And I'm helping with that time machine idea. Except I've got other plans for it.

Flammey - Emerald
:vsrocks:

[Smaug]

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
You mean Tweak?

God damnit..... yes thats what I meant smartass :p .

[Corrosion]

Your ALL WRONG


VS = http://www.njn.net/kids/shows/images/barney.jpg

NC = http://www.rachelleshaw.com/barney.gif

TR = http://hcs.harvard.edu/~demon/issues/may_7_1998/barney.jpg

[JetRaiden]

The NC and TR both make sense fighting eachother. one is the oppressive ruler (face it, black and red? thats not really the color of peace), and the freedom fighters. I think of the vanu as the third-party army thats wants to be taken seriously. like a pennyless hippie or feminists. or more specifically the WNBA.

[WritheNC]

TR vs. NC seems very traditional and seems to fit.

When I think of TR, I think its kind of like a mix between Demolition Man and the Starship Troopers movie.

You can't have sex and other completely anally retentive laws(no profanity, and those damned seashells!).

Unable to vote or have children(legally) from Starship troopers for the TR also.

Bwahaha.

I can see how the VS set in also. Not only are they tired of the TR's oppression, they also have a lot of the former-TR scientists, and are thus driven by a lust for knowledge or a higher existence.

Knowledge is a dangerous drug ;)

[ghost018]

Well, I disagree. The New Conglomerate is Planetside's Al Queda and the Vanu Sovereignty is that cult that ate the poison applesauce while wearing Nike shoes awhile back. Weren't they expecting to be beamed aboard the "Alien Mothership" traveling near Haley's Comet or something? Anyway, depending on what side you're on, the story is different. That's one of the many things I like about this game.

ghost

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
the vs were purple and green becuse that is the scientist favorite color. I tried the time machine and it dosent work. it only takes u back 5 mins before the dinoseres died.:p and i dont do drugs unless planetside is considered a drug

[Paingiver]

:blowup: I still need someone to translate it.:spam:

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
ill give u the "the real story behind the vs for dummies"
nc: good
tr: bad
vs: stupid and crazy

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Smaug
God damnit..... yes thats what I meant smartass :p .

Step one steal underpants
Step two .................
Step three Biiiig profit

[Searo]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
the vs were purple and green becuse that is the scientist favorite color. I tried the time machine and it dosent work. it only takes u back 5 mins before the dinoseres died.:p and i dont do drugs unless planetside is considered a drug

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
ill give u the "the real story behind the vs for dummies"
nc: good
tr: bad
vs: stupid and crazy

Ummm. Translation? Sorry, I don't speak retard.

Death+Ban+Torture.

I'm ashamed to be on the same side as this genius.

HEY BUDDY! THE GENIUS PART WAS SARCASM!

[ZionsFire]

drugs=:doh:

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
ill translate relly slowly.
NC:good
TR:bad
VS:crazy
and the only drugs i do are planetside and this website

[ZionsFire]

spellin man spelllinnggg
translate your spelling

[Knuckles]

Thanks for the bunny with the pancake on its head. Think I busted a kidney there...

*Wipes the tears away*

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
there are u happy

[noxious]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
::vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
this how i desribe the empires
tr: evil dictaort naziez:evil: :scared: :twisted: :furious:
nc: freedom fighters:sniper: :evil:
vs: people who falied the entrance examine.
here was the question and the answer.

"who do u kill while not in a squad and having a knife fight?"

" i would be in a fetile postion on the floor in stealth suit."

"i would hide in a stealth suit behind a max the entire time."

"uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....(teacher: times up)uh.....4"

then they shipped them 2 what they dubbed pussy land. that is where the mad scientist meet the losers and made the vs the end>

The New Conglomerate - A legion of mental midgets.

[Flammey]

Vanu = Crazy? Well, maybe. I mean, we are the underdog. I guess you'd have to be crazy to be an underdog and still fight with passion.

Flammey - Emerald
:borg:

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by Flammey
Vanu = Crazy? Well, maybe. I mean, we are the underdog. I guess you'd have to be crazy to be an underdog and still fight with passion.

Flammey - Emerald
:borg:
:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
no thats not why there crazy ill quote the instruction manuel.


Originally in instruction manuel
The destiny of the human species yilts toward ruin. Thousdands of years shorsightedness and provincial thinking have hampered its proper evolution. We plunge toward oblivion. Those able to comprehend the promise and potential of humanity will advanced. They will usher the less gifted through the gateway of understanding and cleanse the taint of blindness, ignorance and mulishness from the species. We are the sheperds of evolution, the harbingers of progress. We lead tword the light.

[Flammey]

I said it in another thread, I'll say it here.

Obviously you've never seen me run around Amerish with a bottle of Whiskey and a pistol in my hands.

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by Flammey
I said it in another thread, I'll say it here.

Obviously you've never seen me run around Amerish with a bottle of Whiskey and a pistol in my hands.
:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks: no, but ive flown a gal with 8, 3 foot bootle of magrita. and no1 died, i think

[JetRaiden]

heres a good analogy:
the 2000 Presidential Election

TR:Al Gore
NC: Bush
VS: Ralph Nater

This is from the standpoint of a Republican, remember that.

[Eliaas_Demens]

The bunny with the pancake on his head was actually pretty famous for some time. The bunny("Oolong") and the owner were natives of Japan, where the owner discovered the bunny would not fight back as he balanced various objects on the critter's head. Cookies, rice balls, film cases, donuts... it got pretty weird. Sadly, Oolong died last march. But you can look up dozens of pictures on him if you take some time in a search engine.

[Aen]

http://www.syberpunk.com/images/oolong/linked/soba3.jpg

Well, I cant figure out why the pic isnt loading but if you want to see more Oolong action....www.syberpunk.com (http://www.syberpunk.com)

[Solitudinem]

I'm so so glad that this guy isn't on emerald...

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by Solitudinem
I'm so so glad that this guy isn't on emerald...
who me?

[Solitudinem]

Uhm... no... I'm talking about...err...Aen :o

[Peacemaker]

.... please note anti flame agents have been dispatched to this thread to kill you all.

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks: :banplz:
the anti flamers have been after me since everquest started and dont even own everquest. and i am goona start a charter on emerlad for when it gets slow on korinard

[shadowseed]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
::vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
this how i desribe the empires
tr: evil dictaort naziez:evil: :scared: :twisted: :furious:
nc: freedom fighters:sniper: :evil:
vs: people who falied the entrance examine.
here was the question and the answer.

"who do u kill while not in a squad and having a knife fight?"

" i would be in a fetile postion on the floor in stealth suit."

"i would hide in a stealth suit behind a max the entire time."

"uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....(teacher: times up)uh.....4"

then they shipped them 2 what they dubbed pussy land. that is where the mad scientist meet the losers and made the vs the end>

Wohhhhhh there cowboy!!!!.
I liked the start, i agree on the descriptions for TR and NC, but then you went off on one and im forced to belive you a scitzo!.
I would say the VS are Imperialist Techys!!!:D

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
u may of not read the entire thread. that is how the instruction book describes them. and u must rember i was doing drugs the time i wrote this. the drug is call planetside universe

[shadowseed]

:D

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
*hits u on head* uncle says, "1more thing,:nazi:

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
heloo any1 home:confused:

[NightWalker XI]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
::vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
this how i desribe the empires
tr: evil dictaort naziez:evil: :scared: :twisted: :furious:
nc: freedom fighters:sniper: :evil:
vs: people who falied the entrance examine.
here was the question and the answer.

"who do u kill while not in a squad and having a knife fight?"

" i would be in a fetile postion on the floor in stealth suit."

"i would hide in a stealth suit behind a max the entire time."

"uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....(teacher: times up)uh.....4"

then they shipped them 2 what they dubbed pussy land. that is where the mad scientist meet the losers and made the vs the end>

So are you Vanu? cause you sure failed the English exam :rolleyes:

[Happy lil Elf]

the anti flamers have been after me since everquest started and dont even own everquest.

I'm guessing that's supposed to read "The flamers have been after me since everquest started and I don't even own everquest.". If my translation is correct let me say that I'm not suprised and am also glad, on both counts.

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
I'm guessing that's supposed to read "The flamers have been after me since everquest started and I don't even own everquest.". If my translation is correct let me say that I'm not suprised and am also glad, on both counts.

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
u are correct and for this 1:

[QUOTE]
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
:
this how i desribe the empires
tr: evil dictaort naziez
nc: freedom fighters
vs: people who falied the entrance examine.
here was the question and the answer.

"who do u kill while not in a squad and having a knife fight?"

" i would be in a fetile postion on the floor in stealth suit."

"i would hide in a stealth suit behind a max the entire time."

"uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....(teacher: times up)uh.....4"

then they shipped them 2 what they dubbed pussy land. that is where the mad scientist meet the losers and made the vs the end>
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



So are you Vanu? cause you sure failed the English exam


no that is the only question on the exam. and you didnt read the entire thread the did u. i was doing drugs when i wrote this. the drug is called planetside universe :lol:

[Happy lil Elf]

Let me get this straight, you illiterate sea monkey. You're questioning my English? This from a person who by all appearances is still in kindergarten. Tell you what, when you learn how to form a complete sentence, with proper puncuation and everything, come back and talk to me. Until then quit playing with the pretty colored blocks and pay attention to the teacher. Otherwise first grade might be a little more than you can handle ;)

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks: :banplz:

1 im in the 8th grade.
2 i wasnt takling 2 u in that second part i said u were correct, i was talking 2 nightwalker
3 i dont captilise or add peridos and stuff becuse i dont bother wasting my time here. its just forms.

[Happy lil Elf]

Gee, I guess I was supposed to know that because you didn't start the post off with a quote from me and then you clearly pointed out you were talking to Night with the latter part of your post. No wait, you didn't.

As far as spelling and grammar go, I look at it as a courtesy to my fellow board whores. A post that at least makes an attempt at correct spelling and grammar is usually much easier to read, and usually causes fewer misunderstandings in the long run.

Now, assuming you're in school again, please for the love of god pay close attention in English class :p

[Flammey]

Okay, stop it you two. Quite squabbling over this stupid thread. Stealth obviously doesn't know what the hell he is talking about, and obviously WE DON'T know what the hell he is talking about. I play Vanu, and I LIKE the Vanu. I LIKE all the three Factions. They each have their strengths and weaknesses.

If someone is going to come along and say, that the side I am playing sucks, because they couldn't pass the entrance exams, I am simply going to ignore his stupid ass, because it wasn't the faction I play that didn't pass, it was the idiot who said that response that didn't pass the tests. Besides, just look at who wrote this thread, and eighth grade student. In otherwords, a child or an adolescent. I hardly ever listen or take to heart anything a child or adolescent says, because their opinions shift constantly, and they are usually said with their hearts, not their heads.

And Stealth, I'm not making fun of you, or poking holes into your thread, but please, oh please, WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT WHAT SIDE IS WHAT? We don't GIVE A RAT's ASS. Or, at least me and my friend's don't care what side is what. ALL's I know is that when I hear a MCG, or a JH go off in the distance, I'm going to be on guard, and when I hear a sniper bullet, I'm going hunting.

I play Vanu because I LIKE being the underdog.

AND Stealth.....Learn to spell and type words properly. If you don't, don't even type it. You type like a dyslexic slang tosser from a foreign country. It sucks to read, and when the rest of us read your word, we LOSE 10 IQ POINTS.

[Katanaboy]

I agree, although being an adolescent does not immediately guarantee immaturity. I myself am only 15 years of age, although when conversing with outfit-mates, some of them believe me to be an adult. I'm just saying this because your comment about not listening to adolescents is a bit short-sighted. We're not all like STEALTH, you know (we know how to turn the caps lock button off).

...Vanu rules...go underdog!

[321]

What are you talking about?

[Flammey]

Yeah, Sorry katanaboy. You are right. But I didn't exactly saywhat I meant to say. I only meant some, not all. You are right. My bad. Not everyone is like Stealth. and not everyone is like you. I myself when I was your age didn't say very much, but I always heard everything. But in the home I grew up in, it felt like how I wrote it. That nothing I could say, smart or dumb mattered to my step-father. What I wrote wasn't correct in the wording. But it does seem true that some teenagers do change their opinions fast. Not all though.

As for Stealth, he types like an uneducated nitwit from Nowhereville. I only said like.

And Stealth doesn't have his Caplocks on. He's quoting. However he doesn't need to quote the same damn thing over and over again. Nor does he need to quote what everyone says and the respond to it. Just simply say what you mean.

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
Okay this is the last time im going say this. I was doing a drug called planetside universe the time I wrote it so ive just been trying to make since to every one in this thread. Sorry for the inconvience.



(Are u happy now.)

[CaptainBirdseye]

I reckon VS are more like an occult who worship the alien artifacts...

Another question, if TR are the orginal empire so to speak and VS got there weapons via the alien technology, where did the NC get all there stuff from???

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
i said it in another thread and ill say it here.


they took a tr sceintist hostage and made him make them there wepons. then they killed him. he didnt respawn becuse a nc hacker go in2 the tr sanc and erased his matrix off the matrix pannel.

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
ohh.. and flammy i just read 1 of your posts so ill make this clear for u. i never said they sucked. i said they were crazy. im thinking about making a vs charter on emerlad server. the only reason i put thoses thers is when i started 2 post on the site the vs had the pussy lasher. i just leave them becuse there cute and fun :)

[Flammey]

Alright dude. I see your point. I back off now. *LOL*

[Aen]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam.jpg

[Searo]

http://www.psend.com/users/flameseeker/Gu1.jpg

Free hosting is the devil.

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by Aen
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam.jpg

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
okay...okay.. well stop, just leave the dog alone:eek:

*PS u just spammed the thread with that picture:p *

[Flammey]

Incidently, you said Terrans are Nazis, there you are wrong. they are Communists. Or at least their colors and docturine(sp?) seems communist.

[Paingiver]

this is how i view the three emprires

Terran Republic- Radical ultranationalists:nono:

New Conglomerate- Rebel dissidents:sniper:

Vanu Soverignty- Techno elitists:borg:

and then theres STEALTHKILLER-:doh: :spam: :drools: party: :dance: :O_O:

(hehehe);)

[Searo]

Stealthkiller-

Find blunt spoon
Insert into left eyeball
Push into frontal lobe

Don't post here again!

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
no this is how i descrid\be myself
*first thing shoots everything*
:sniper: :doh: :O_O: oops: :ugh: :sick: :withx: :domotwak: :dance: :whip: :drools: :zzz: :blowup:



ps this is my thread

[Paingiver]

hehe stealthkiller, yer on the same server as i am, ive actually seen yer corpseofcorpseof character ingame, but then you became corpse of corpseofcorpseof:cool:

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
i named him that 2 confuse every1.

[Katanaboy]

confuse us? you spelled corpse incorrectly.
C O R P S E

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
i spelt it that way on puropse

[X-113]

Once upon a time, around 4 pages back, this thread made sense. All were happy discussing the origins of the empires with one another, ignoring the insanity which spawned such a discussion. But then the evil known as the Flaming Unintelligent Cock Knocking Trolls (F.U.C.K.T.) invaded the land of the Thread.

And now, for 4 pages, the dark empire of F.U.C.K.T. has controlled the land of the Thread.

Only time will tell if the great Mods, ancient Thread gods, can banish the evil F.U.C.K.T. with the Holy Ban Stick.

[Katanaboy]

this how i desribe the empires
tr: evil dictaort naziez
nc: freedom fighters
vs: people who falied the entrance examine.
here was the question and the answer.

"who do u kill while not in a squad and having a knife fight?"

" i would be in a fetile postion on the floor in stealth suit."

"i would hide in a stealth suit behind a max the entire time."

"uh...uh...uh....uh....uh....(teacher: times up)uh.....4"

then they shipped them 2 what they dubbed pussy land. that is where the mad scientist meet the losers and made the vs the end>
read this to yourself and then come tell me that this post made sense.

[X-113]

4 pages back=page 2. The origional didnt make sense, but a few replies on page 2 did.

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
ill give u the "the real story behind the vs for dummies"
nc: good
tr: bad
vs: stupid and crazy

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
that is basically the way i describe them that every1 can understand and dont worry i ordered the holy ban stick.

[Nimbus]

Heh, here is how I describe the empires.

VS- Bad Guys with energy weapons and cool colors.

TR- Bad Guys with decent guns and cool colors

NC- Bad guys with big guns, but really got gyped on the colors

I have no illusions to the fact that I am not a nice person and that nobody really has a good cause. We are all in it for ourselves.

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
i agree with the colors. the nc jacked vechicals look like crap, and the tr vechicals look cool becuse the only have the empires colors, no grey.

[GeistX]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
no thats not why there crazy ill quote the instruction manuel.

I play VS for the chicks and flying tanks. :cool:

[STEALTHKILLER]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
yeah we dont have any flying tanks, but we got plenty of chicks

[asswhooper]

:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
:banplz: sorry to rag but im stealths brother and his real name is chris

[Paingiver]

hehe, didnt know he had one. oh ya, wat does he smoke, cuz look at his first post on this thread and dont try to tell he wasnt on somedin.:p

[Aen]

Wtf?! I cant believe this insanity is still going on!!

[X-113]

Please, God, let this thread DIE

[asswhooper]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
:vssucks: :trsucks: :ncrocks:
yeah we dont have any flying tanks, but we got plenty of chicks

im with him

[STEALTHKILLER]

*sends in a letter after reading this post*

im the insane 1. not him, u have nuting 2 worry about with him.

[NightWalker XI]

http://80.196.2.169/f/spam3.jpg

[ghost018]

Let this thread die, damn it!

[STEALTHKILLER]

is it dead yet, please tell me its dead.

[noxious]

Only after we stop bringing it to life.

[X-113]

I'm going to try and stae this as clear as possible to get this through to your peanut sized brain, STEALTHKILLER.




DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[STEALTHKILLER]

i think i know how 2 kill it.

*goes 2 locker and get mini chaingun*

die therad die.