Question for Guys

[Mr1337Duck]

I'm 13, is 3 1/2 to 4 inches a normal size for my age? Kinda weird but I've been wondering.

[EineBeBoP]

....your asking a forum community, if your average....


http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/lg-wtf-mug.jpg
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/kitten.jpg
http://lxhome.netfirms.com/mickey.jpg
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/smoking.gif

ok, that should be good enough.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

could u get banend for saying something like that?:eek:



bleh, how tall are u and how much ya wiegh?

[Kaikou]

I'd make a joke but...I suppose it could be a serious question...


I've heard the "average" size for a white american is 5 inches or something like that..

But hey it's not the size that counts it's how you use it! ...ok thats old and not really true to women to day but you know :D

Edit:

An adult white american that is.

[Spider]

WOAH too much info!

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

he should call Loveline right now (1800love191(man i dont care, the show is just funny to listen too).......tho i dnno if their dong the best of LoveLine this week also.....

[Mejwell]

Jesus Creamy Christ. There are so many things wrong with this post, I don't know where to start. Wait, actually, I do.

1) You're A RIPE GOD DAMNED AGE OF 13. CHRIST ON A BIKE IN MINNESOTA! If you're using that thing for anything other than pissing, God should destroy the earth right now, because we've abused it.

B) You're posting this on an internet forum, and internet forums are known for... what is it again? Oh yeah, LACK OF MATURITY. REAL SMART THERE, BRAINIAC. Here's a nice:

http://www.geocities.com/mejwell/virtual.txt

3) Which leads in to my next point, what the hell did you expect would become of this thread besides a full-fledged penis size contest? I can see the hideous response now: "OMGZ I R 8" LONG AND HAAAARD LOLZ".

D) I'm pretty sure you know that this isn't the proper stuff to be posting here in the first place.

Now get out, clean up, and find somewhere else to exercise your perversions.

[Sentrosi]

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/improper_use.jpg

[Spider]

Ok... not to be an ass like mej...

I do beleive you don't need to worry about such petty things... because first of all I don't beleive you are sexually active yet.

If you are don't bother asking the question. As long as you can make your woman scream at the top of her lungs you're ok!

Now if you still want your question awnsered use this

www.google.com

And type something that has to do with the subject...

[Mejwell]

Sorry, I get angry pretty easily about topics like this, because the human race, hell, even the internet, has so much God damned potential. And yet we spend our time on stuff like this.

I'm going to bed.

[Kaikou]

Originally posted by Spider
As long as you can make your woman scream at the top of her lungs you're ok!

Amen. :D

[Jaged]

You measured your dick at 13?

[Lexington_Steele]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
I'm 13, is 3 1/2 to 4 inches a normal size for my age? Kinda weird but I've been wondering.

Don't worry about the final size of your penis for atleast another 5 years or so.

In addition, I believe the average size of a fully grown male penis is about 6 inches while errect. Don't quote me on that one though.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Jaged
You measured your dick at 13? ur the first person to say the word....... [email protected] the third time......god this is getting old.....

[Jaged]

Dont laugh at me....... 3 times...... :tear:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
In addition, I believe the average size of a fully grown male penis is about 6 inches while errect. hmmm, i would think more around 8.........hehheh, i remember reading som storys bout chicks getting it from really really big ones (like bigger than a foot long), tho thats wierd.....i need enlargment pills.:D


ha, i got this name up to a vet, now i got......i dunno, how many more posts till this reaches the ammount of posts my other name got?:rolleyes:

[Mtx]

As long as you can make your woman scream at the top of her lungs you're ok!

I hate to be the one to bustout reality but she's faking it, stumpy. Girls don't scream at the top of their lungs. They put their hands against your hips and push. Almost like they're fighting you off. Then they say things like "no please.. stop" and "rape!".

I don't get why they do that but it makes sex a lot more fun. ;)

[Smaug]

Talk about irony. As I was reading this thread I saw a commercial for penis enlargement plastic surgery on TV....

[Flammey]

Uh....Yeah....It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's how many rowers you have, the size of the paddles, how big the sail is (to catch the biggest wind), what oceans you float your boat on, if it can go on rivers, how long and how wide the boat is, weither it has a flat bottom, what materials it's made of.....Uh....never mind.

This is just plain WRONG. Don't worry about sex. Some of us are a quarter century old and are still virgins. Imagine being 50 and still being a virgin. *shudders*

[Jaged]

I am going to have nightmares now. Thanks flammey.

[Sputty]

Average size is 5.5-6 inches I think for an adult.
Also, MTX = funnay

[Mtx]

Sputty, I have a confession. After viewing that sweat thing so many times.. I really want your pussy. There! It's out in the open.

Doing cagales (mutilated that word) will help out your sexual performance. Either that or masterbate before sex but that just ruins the whole "nut on her experience".

:D

[Flammey]

Originally posted by Jaged
I am going to have nightmares now. Thanks flammey.

OOOoo, no problem. I already have nightmares. I'm 25, single and still a virgin. It SUCKS. But I work nights, have no social life......man that's a hard phrase to say. Me = No luck with women = hatred with world.

*shrugs*

What does it matter. I'd rather not play pin the tail on the disease.

[Sputty]

Sputty, I have a confession. After viewing that sweat thing so many times.. I really want your pussy. There! It's out in the open.
Did you mean sweet?...[

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Flammey
OOOoo, no problem. I already have nightmares. I'm 25, single and still a virgin. It SUCKS. But I work nights, have no social life......man that's a hard phrase to say. Me = No luck with women = hatred with world.

*shrugs*

What does it matter. I'd rather not play pin the tail on the disease.

:lol:

... :(

What I don't get is how you can be a virgin when we live in a world full of sluts?!

Getting laid isn't hard. Just eat two conservative meals a day (because I know you're fat), go to the gym three times a week, and walk/jog/run two miles a day. People like you should have a few beers before talking to a woman to loosen yourselves up as well.

Women like selfconfident men. Trust me.. I've been married and divorced already and I'm younger than you.

And Sputty there is no reason to showoff my errored typing. Everyone already knows my Engrish sucks anyway.

;)

[Flammey]

Fat? That's funny. What on this earth EVER gave you that idear?
FYI I'm 5'11" 140 pounds. No fat on my body. But that's because I hardly eat much of anything, as i have to make it, and while I CAN cook, I don't make time to do so. fat *LOL* That's a good one. I'm getting my MagMower out, just special like for you. Please stand right there...yup..right there...i'll be with you presently. Oh, and in this world of sluts, I don't want one. Me want nice girl. Me no want to simply 'Get Laid.' Me want a woman, who knows what it means to 'make love,' not 'get it on with Mr. Whazzit.' Make fun of me all ye want, me will come back and slap you upside tha head. Married and divorced already? me not make that mistake. I think only my younger sister will get stuck with that. I have a Nephew because she couldn't keep her pants up. *LOL* Me no want children. Why one this earth would I want to raise a child? This earth blows goats ass. I'm not bringing anything into this fuked up place.

[EineBeBoP]

we all realize were jumping to conclusions right? i mean, he never actually said he was wondering about his dick.

for all we know, he could have meant his thumb.

but still...

:ugh:


oh, and
Originally posted by Sputty
Average size is 5.5-6 inches I think for an adult.
Also, MTX = funnay

i think that size is right. and mtx is indeed funnay

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Mtx



And Sputty there is no reason to showoff my errored typing. Everyone already knows my Engrish sucks anyway.

;)
Actually I wasn't sure what you meant

[ajohn505]

Originally posted by Mtx
People like you should have a few beers before talking to a woman to loosen yourselves up as well.

I have to affirm this. One or two beers will keep you well below the legal limit for driving, yet will loosen your tongue enough to charm the ladies. It's good for your health, too. Ask your doctor.

Liquor has been enjoyed by mankind since history has been recorded. Enjoy it with the blessing of 10,000 years worth of your ancestors.

[Sentrosi]

Originally posted by Flammey
Fat? That's funny. What on this earth EVER gave you that idear?
FYI I'm 5'11" 140 pounds. No fat on my body. But that's because I hardly eat much of anything, as i have to make it, and while I CAN cook, I don't make time to do so. fat *LOL* That's a good one. I'm getting my MagMower out, just special like for you. Please stand right there...yup..right there...i'll be with you presently. Oh, and in this world of sluts, I don't want one. Me want nice girl. Me no want to simply 'Get Laid.' Me want a woman, who knows what it means to 'make love,' not 'get it on with Mr. Whazzit.' Make fun of me all ye want, me will come back and slap you upside tha head. Married and divorced already? me not make that mistake. I think only my younger sister will get stuck with that. I have a Nephew because she couldn't keep her pants up. *LOL* Me no want children. Why one this earth would I want to raise a child? This earth blows goats ass. I'm not bringing anything into this fuked up place.
You sir, will never get laid.

If you do, wear a condom. They don't cost alot. the chances of a girl getting pregnant is about 95% against. Or, just have her do oral. Chicks can't get pregnant that way.

But then again, with "Knights in Shining Armor" like you around, you'll always have a girl-FRIEND.

[Flammey]

I knew all this when I was 14. I know what my future holds. That's my problem.
When I was 19 I realized that there was absolutely no point in drinking alcohol, or smoking cigarettes. That was about the time I drove drunk and almost crashed into my friend just to drive my car 3 blocks to park it. That was about when I said, Whoa, this drinking thing is pointless. I still have a few Vodka Slimes now and then, with friends on special occassions, which is almost never. Besides, I know what my purpose on this earth is, and that's all that matters. But we're getting off the subject.

"My eyes seek reality, my fingers seek my vains."

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
You sir, will never get laid.

If you do, wear a condom. They don't cost alot. the chances of a girl getting pregnant is about 95% against. Or, just have her do oral. Chicks can't get pregnant that way.

But then again, with "Knights in Shining Armor" like you around, you'll always have a girl-FRIEND.
I'm fat and I'll never have sex unless I get lucky when some girl gets drunk, although, I don't go to bars, and it could be considered rape, so NM then. Anyway, it's not that important.

[Squeeky]

How did i miss this thread.

BTW: This thread sucks....

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Awwww, now I don't want to kill FLammey anymore. I declare that everyone at PSU should dedicate at least 1 hour every week to finding Flammey some ass.

[Mr1337Duck]

Squeeky or someone else, please delete this thread, it ain't goin anywhere.

[GonePostal]

you have a small penis


that sux


message to dumb people: wear a condom


give the beers to the girl, not you if your that desperate

yes this world is full of sluts, fuckem and move on then deny it later

[ObnoxiousFrog]

!Squeeky or someone else, please delete this thread, it ain't goin anywhere.

Sure it is! Flammey is lamenting his lack of game and we're making fun of you for bringing up preteen penis size on an internet forum!


Hooray!

[Onizuka]

lol i think he was joking.

........ maybe not. Dont worry about your anatomy until your an adult (though everyone does though)

[GonePostal]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
Squeeky or someone else, please delete this thread, it ain't goin anywhere.

i dunno lol

you dont make a thread like this unless your serious or just spamming for posts

lol and if you were joking why would you ask em to delete it

[Sputty]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
!

Sure it is! Flammey is lamenting his lack of game and we're making fun of you for bringing up preteen penis size on an internet forum!


Hooray!
:thumbsup:

[NeoTassadar]

Come back, and what's at the top of the list?:rolleyes:

Oh yeah, :thumbsup: to MTX and Sputty.

[Vick]

the thread makes me cry

[Sputty]

Somehow I forgot to throw this pic in
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/smallpenisasiangirl.jpg

[ObnoxiousFrog]

And now for something completely different:

LOOK AT MY AVATAR!!!! LOOOOOK AT HIIIIIIM!

[Sp3ctre]

heh heh, she's kinda hot!

But anyway, to the 13 year old penis guy, go to Jackin World (http://www.jackinworld.com) great site for all male questions

[Sputty]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
And now for something completely different:

LOOK AT MY AVATAR!!!! LOOOOOK AT HIIIIIIM!
IT OWNS!!!!

[FzzyNoNoseChimp]

I want the 15 seconds of my life I spend on this thread back! LOL but yeah, I swear, people you all need to learn how to differenciate between what to ask on an anonymous internet forum and what not to. I mean 90% of us are HS dudes, you think you are gonna get an honest repsonse from this crowd? But like someone said earlier Google it!

[GonePostal]

Originally posted by Sp3ctre
heh heh, she's kinda hot!

But anyway, to the 13 year old penis guy, go to Jackin World (http://www.jackinworld.com) great site for all male questions


great magazine if your gay too right?

[Squeeky]

Let this thread die :tear:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Sp3ctre
But anyway, to the 13 year old penis guy, go to Jackin World (http://www.jackinworld.com) great site for all male questions bleh, ya need to call the experts (as i always said), 1-800-LOVE-191. Make a speech tho, cause ur question will be on the air, and so will ur badass voice.Let this thread die oops, didn't read that.:D


.......*cough*......

[Paingiver]

this thread is very amusing, i never thought id see a thread like this on a public forum, also i never expected it to be posted by a 13 year old.:rolleyes:

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Sputty
Somehow I forgot to throw this pic in
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/smallpenisasiangirl.jpg

uh!

That girl has no curves at all. Nothing to grab onto on top or bottom... and if she thinks you have a small penis... :lol:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

:lol:

[Vick]

It is now my personal mission to keep this thread on the front page for as long as possible.

[Happy lil Elf]

Don't worry about it until you're 18ish, you probably aren't done developing yet. Even at 18, if you're good with your hands or mouth don't worry about it. Not many girls are going to care how you got them to an orgasm, only that you got them there ;)

Oh and you damn well better not be having sex for at least five years and not screwing around on anything in that area with others for at least three. Kids, sorry but that is what you are at this pooint, are having sex way way too young. And if you do find yourself in the position of being able to get some ass, ask yourself this: How much fun would it be to be a father at the age of fourteen?

[Jaged]

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
not screwing around on anything in that area with others for at least three.
No masturbating till 16? Fuck that. Im 15 and I........ Ok too much information, nm.

[NeoTassadar]

"With others" was the main thing there, Jaged.

[Jaged]

No, he said no sex for 5 years and not screwing around with anything in that area(masturbation) for 3.

[Smaug]

This whole thread kinda reminds me of what happened to techtv. Wired for sex.... anyone seen that show? And today they were talking about new technology on how to reverse your sircumsision...... on techtv.... wtf?

[Happy lil Elf]

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
not screwing around on anything in that area with others for at least three. No masturbating till 16? Fuck that. Im 15 and I........ Ok too much information, nm.
Jaged, read it again. Now read the oversized bold part in the quote from me. Now read it again. Then, because you missed it the first two times, read it again just be sure you've got it :p

[Sp3ctre]

Originally posted by Mtx
uh!

That girl has no curves at all. Nothing to grab onto on top or bottom... and if she thinks you have a small penis... :lol:

:D I just have a thing for Oriental Girls :D
Anyway, if she thinks I have a small penis then she's obviously lying :lol:

[GonePostal]

aye asian chicks are hot as hell mane they're all small and shit like a whole 95 pounds toss em around with your dick



o and to the 13 yr old once again HAHA!

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by GonePostal
aye asian chicks are hot as hell mane they're all small and shit like a whole 95 pounds toss em around with your dick


wtf did you just say? :confused:

[GonePostal]

hmm geuss im the only one that can do dick ups

[Sputty]

Originally posted by GonePostal
aye asian chicks are hot as hell mane they're all small and shit like a whole 95 pounds toss em around with your dick



o and to the 13 yr old once again HAHA!

Translation
Yes, asian women are extremely arousing. They're quite small and such and often weigh only 95 pounds. It's as if I could throw them around with my genitals.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

what would we do if we didn't have sputty here? well we wouldn't kno what postal said and i really wish i didn't know what postal said. :scared:

tho asian chicks r hot, an that 1 is one of em.;)


No masturbating till 16? Fuck that. Im 15 and I........ Ok too much information, nm dude.....13 and i actually know what to do, just staring at god's wife wont do it all.

[xuur]

*/me just wandered into the wrong thread...and left just as quickly with a few parting words*

its the one you got. learn to live with it.

[Paingiver]

just to amuse me, wat are your pickup lines for girls?:D

[xuur]

"I make $150k a year honey. I'd love to waste half of it on you"



works every time.

x

[Zodiac]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/threadgheyteletubby.jpg

:D

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Paingiver
just to amuse me, wat are your pickup lines for girls?:D

>(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
>
>(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell
>for you.
>
>(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
>
>(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in
>Heaven.
>
>(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, c
>an I talk you out of them?
>
>
>(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
>
>(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
>
>(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
>
>(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
>
>(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
>back while You blow the hell out of me.
>
>(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
>
>(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
>


:D




now....


>*****Send this to 10 people or you will have bad luck on your dates forever!!***

[Paingiver]

hehe bugger, have you actually gotten any girls wid those?:D
Keep em cummin.:cool:

[Zodiac]

pain, bug, your two posts are jokes right? :confused:

[Paingiver]

this whole thread pretty much a joke if ya ask me:D

[EineBeBoP]

.... This thread scares baby jesus.

well, it scares me at least.

:scared:

[Robot]

You're a bad guy, where's your library card?

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Paingiver
hehe bugger, have you actually gotten any girls wid those?:D HELL NO! well, if i wana drive a girl away i'll use the diarrhea one.:D

pain, bug, your two posts are jokes right? maybey, maybey not. well i dunno bout pain's, but that was just chainmail i got from a friend.......now i sent it to hopefully 10 viewers, i wont have bad luck!:D :p :rolleyes: ;)

[Hamma]

Mine is 1'

[Smaug]

Originally posted by Hamma
Mine is 1'

I think thats a typo. I should read 1".

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

bleh, nother typo, its 1"' (milimeters)

[Mtx]

There's only one way you guys are gonna know for sure. Make him show you his penis.

:lol:

[Onizuka]

I tried to get him to show his pussy but he was mad at it. it "let one" all over the bed and he had to wash the sheets and everything. :rolleyes:

[GonePostal]

ok this thread is gettin pretty gay somebody should close this down

[Onizuka]

pussy cat you perv :p jk

[Paingiver]

i still want to know youre pickup lines, or how you convince a girl to go out wid ya without bribing her.:p

[Hamma]

I've seen gayer threads.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Mtx
There's only one way you guys are gonna know for sure. Make him show you his penis.

:lol: we saw it, remember? 1024 was lucky, and showed the pics from the night before.:brow:


:D

[Sp3ctre]

How is this thread gay (unless you're using it in the 12 year old sense of the word)? It's a manly discussion about pickin up girls :D

And I'm findin it funny as hell :lol:

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Hamma
I've seen gayer threads.

link? cause i sure would love to see that :lol:

[GonePostal]

no this thread is just gay

and if your actually using it to help your "game"

yer hertin fer certain, son

and your never gonna get a girl

this thread is about some 13 yr olds smallpenis


thats pretty gay, hamma( in all his years as a board mod) prolly has seen gayer andi dont wanna see anything that gay

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

bleh it aint too gay. its just boys locker room talk. ya kno, after football, u strip an take a shower. unless som kid got somehing to hide, no bathing suits. so now and then u'll look under the belt an say, "how longs that spoiler?" You go, "estamate, cause i'm taking it down to the shop to modifi it some more, make it a true machine of war!" :D





o in class today a question in the book ased, "What's a Magnite?" My table started to laff alittle. bleh......it was fun......

[Setari]

Lol a book saying what's a magnite isn't half as bad as a book saying "what's a dike" :P that was funny....the whole boy half of the class began to laugh....hehe

[X-113]

Originally posted by GonePostal
yer hertin fer certain, son

THAT is gay.

[Spider]

Originally posted by BUGGER�GHO�T
bleh it aint too gay. its just boys locker room talk. ya kno, after football, u strip an take a shower. unless som kid got somehing to hide, no bathing suits. so now and then u'll look under the belt an say, "how longs that spoiler?" You go, "estamate, cause i'm taking it down to the shop to modifi it some more, make it a true machine of war!" :D





o in class today a question in the book ased, "What's a Magnite?" My table started to laff alittle. bleh......it was fun......

...You my friend have issues if you take showers and look then ask... I mean come on... *shudders*

And it doesnt take much to entertain you now does it?

[GonePostal]

holy crap dude

with that post about the locker room talk this thread just got EXTREMELY GAY in the homosexual sense

[Smaug]

Do you guys honestly think he's serious?

[Flammey]

Jesus. I leave the forum for 3 days, and I come back to find THIS> Well, this thread went from one side of the mind to the other REAL fast. Never mind. Move along people. Nothing to see here....

:withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx: :withx:

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by BUGGER�GHO�T
bleh it aint too gay. its just boys locker room talk. ya kno, after football, u strip an take a shower. unless som kid got somehing to hide, no bathing suits. so now and then u'll look under the belt an say, "how longs that spoiler?" You go, "estamate, cause i'm taking it down to the shop to modifi it some more, make it a true machine of war!" :D





o in class today a question in the book ased, "What's a Magnite?" My table started to laff alittle. bleh......it was fun......

what....the....fuck....:eek:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Smaug
Do you guys honestly think he's serious? ^theres a smart person^


god, i was thinking fucking 70s! Yall cant take jokes??:confused:

[Mtx]

Originally posted by BUGGER�GHO�T
we saw it, remember? 1024 was lucky, and showed the pics from the night before.:brow:


:D

I thought that was a dildo?

This thread is a little gay but that's alright. According to that stupid thing on IRC I'm about 20% gay anyway.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

...... /takes a step back

[GonePostal]

G D IT BUGGER!


wtf why did you have to revive this thread with your spam

it was on its way down the list and you had to bring it back!:mad: :nazi: :blowup:

[Paingiver]

just to let ya know gonepostal, youre last posted didnt help.;)

[Squeeky]

either did this one

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[00:15:07] [Dharkbayne]: Mr1337Duck makes the SHITTIEST THREADS
[00:15:07] [Dharkbayne]: EVER
[00:15:17] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: indeed
[00:15:33] [Dharkbayne]: asking for tech support for Freedom Fighters
[00:15:39] [Dharkbayne]: on an off topic forum for Planetside
[00:15:51] [Dharkbayne]: I mean, god, anyone remember the infamous "penis size" thread?
[00:16:05] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: indeed
[00:16:09] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: dear god that was the pwn
[00:16:25] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: i might look it up if its still there



[00:17:06] [Hezzy|Sleep]: bump it
[00:17:20] [Hadaakakrkrkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk|ne]: haha, it's prolly locked
[00:17:54] [Infernus]: hahaha
[00:17:57] [Infernus]: no it isnt
[00:18:00] [Infernus]: search for it
[00:18:03] [Infernus]: its still there
[00:18:31] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: i would look for "penis"
[00:18:38] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: but im gonna get like a trillion hits


[00:25:38] [Infernus]: lol
[00:25:54] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: that whole thread is a trainwreck
[00:25:57] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: its so beautiful
[00:26:01] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: im tempted to bump it


And gentlemen, he did.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: obfrog you moron.

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ITS BAAACCCKKK!

[Dharkbayne]

IN B4 'DA LAWK


:cool:

[Hezzy]

Mine is 1'

I've seen gayer threads.

:lol: :rofl:

[Khronos]

AMG, best thread ever.

[Rayder]

It Lives!

[Dharkbayne]

DANCIN' SHATNAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!111111

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/shat234_001.gif
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/shat234_001.gif
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/shat234_001.gif
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http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/shat234_001.gif

[ObnoxiousFrog]

KHAAAAAAN you feel the music, burning?

[SDM]

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/4962/toastav.jpg

[Dharkbayne]

rawr.

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/santa_001.jpghttp://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/santa_001.jpg
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/santa_001.jpghttp://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/santa_001.jpg

[ObnoxiousFrog]

That baby has some Goth makeup on.

oh btw this thread equals

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/radaid.JPG

[JetRaiden]

:no:

[Khronos]

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/ohnoes.JPG

[Dharkbayne]

This thread def
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/shenanigans_001.jpg

[Heavygain]

wtf...

[Everay]

:rofl:

this is a funny thread.

[Dharkbayne]

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/texaswhothehellisthatguy.sized.jpg



New discussion. Who the fuck is that guy?

[Hezzy]

Borat.

Sexy time

[Infernus]

I thought we decided it was Ivan.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: wow, they have a disney section
[19:05:43] [Sputty]: STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY PORN
[19:05:43] ::: Kick: (Sputty) was kicked by (PSU-Bot) (Turn off CapsLock �3395�)
[19:05:43] ::: Join: (Sputty) ([email protected])
[19:05:46] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: mankind should no longer exist
[19:05:53] [Sputty]: Disney cartoon porn is common
[19:06:06] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: still
[19:06:08] [CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: it exists

[Everay]

Roffles, i love that picture, just some random dude jumping in a picture between two girls. i need to do that for fun. i dought they even knew he was in the picture till they looked at it later.

[Khronos]

I'm 13, is 3 1/2 to 4 inches a normal size for my age? Kinda weird but I've been wondering.

[00:42] <Hezzy> someone quote the first post
[00:42] <Hezzy> so he can't change it

[SDM]

Duck: Don't measure your pen0r, knowing isn't going to make it grow.

[JetRaiden]

http://www.lebhearts.com/myhome/picccs/milk+cookies.jpg
mmm..

[Hydralisk]

Omgz I R 8" Long And Haaaard Lolz

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Free hearbl28612796123viaggrrea ekww maek heeerrr yooursasw 29031242(&)*(&@!* tonigigiiiightw *_^!&_@%&!%@_*!^@_!&@+***$

[Infernus]

Big or small I love them alll.

[Hezzy]

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/Glen_001.jpg

[Corrosion]

Omgz I R 8" Long And Haaaard Lolz
A/S/L?!?!

[Everay]

http://www.princeton.edu/~cvklein/pictures/klein/chk%20hulk.jpg

its not about the size, its about the powah! just ask him ^

[Infernus]

A/S/L?!?!

WTF... thats what you asked me the first time we talked... Your like a whore...











:love:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

OMG 15/M/NJ waitin 4u sweetpea :-o lollll

[Dharkbayne]

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/oscarmikegolf1_001.jpg

[Spider]

My god this thread is out of control....







Note: Duck's dick is tinay!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

My pants are wet.

[Hezzy]

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/needsmorejig_001.jpg

[ObnoxiousFrog]

We are electrocution
Megawatts
Electric shock

omg Le Shok keekleberries and cream

[Zodiac]

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/8377/threadrockslol.jpg















not.

[Hezzy]

I am le tired
No haikus for me today
Sleep I shall, soonish.

[AztecWarrior]

In before the lock. :groovy:

[JetRaiden]

This Thread Roxors! (http://images.google.com/images?q=This+Thread+Roxors%21&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Poor Mr1337Duck
His penor so very small
Now he's getting mocked

[SDM]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/8954/wtf2.jpg
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http://img90.exs.cx/img90/8954/wtf2.jpg

[JetRaiden]

Plz no haikus guys
We dont need another thread
Thats just for haikus

[EarlyDawn]

Wtf? :lol: :lol:

This thread rules.

[Khronos]

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/4135/lurfy.jpg

[Hezzy]

http://gphan.com/pics/omghi2u/milton_001

[SDM]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/1552/omg3.jpghttp://img90.exs.cx/img90/1552/omg3.jpg
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/1552/omg3.jpghttp://img90.exs.cx/img90/1552/omg3.jpg

[Hezzy]

http://gphan.com/pics/omghi2u/oolong_001

[Dharkbayne]

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http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/officespace_thelook_001.jpg

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: wtf?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

NEEDS MOAR FUZZIE KITTEN SQUEEZING REQUESTS

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/omfg.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

Now this thread looks like a work-safe version of SHELL : D

[SDM]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4708/lemmy.jpg

Squeeze me or I'll shoot you.

[Dharkbayne]

tastes liek eyes? ;_;

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Oh dear god my ice cream is melting.

[Dharkbayne]

HAVE YOU DIVERSIFIED YOUR BONDS?










m

[SDM]

http://www.youngwetbitches.info/


edit:*warning* I will not be held responsible for content linked to the above picture.(NWS)

[ViperGTS]

Pwnage

[Octavian]

Damn I remember this thread. Never realised Duck was so young till now.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/KILLMODE.JPG

For Dharkikins

[xmodum]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/xmodum/moody-women-husband-wife-fish.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/xmodum/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

[MrShooter]

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4708/lemmy.jpg

Squeeze me or I'll shoot you.


:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Cant..BREEEEATHE... *dies*

[xmodum]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/xmodum/animal-satire-kitten-cat-sword-feline-martial-arts.jpg

[Triggar]

http://www.sportys.com/terryc/images/M325l.jpg

[EineBeBoP]

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/8084/greatwhite2.jpg

[xmodum]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/xmodum/people-tourists-moving-travel-truck-people-visit-desert.jpg

[Mr1337Duck]

First off, who's the jackass who brought back a thread from like 6 months ago? And can we please delete this? The case was closed, my sense of measurement was off, now let this thread die.


Edit: Dude, forget 6 months, this is from a fucking YEAR ago. Close the thread, let it die, and then kill yourselves.

[HunterKiller]

I'd make a joke but...I suppose it could be a serious question...


I've heard the "average" size for a white american is 5 inches or something like that..

But hey it's not the size that counts it's how you use it! ...ok thats old and not really true to women to day but you know :D

Edit:

An adult white american that is.
Don't you mean for everyone.

[Hamma]

I am not sure weather to lock this thread, or post some image myself.

[Hezzy]

First off, who's the jackass who brought back a thread from like 6 months ago? And can we please delete this? The case was closed, my sense of measurement was off, now let this thread die.


Edit: Dude, forget 6 months, this is from a fucking YEAR ago. Close the thread, let it die, and then kill yourselves.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Hamma]

Ok, I've decided my course of action.