Epic flame... not news, not condoning this, but it WAS funny and did require effort..

[MrVicchio]

Author Topic: Derisor Presents....
Zardoz731
Station Member
Registered: Oct 2002 posted 01-09-2003 08:49 PM user search report post
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In a recent post Derisor has constantly informed the rest of us poor slobs that he is a gaming veteran (which probably means he remembers when there was no X-Box.)
He floods these forums with pseudo-intellectual whining about how much better PS would be if HE, and not the professional developers, were in charge.

He has even bragged about what a great game he could make if he had the funding.

With that in mind, I would like to announce the formation of Derisor Games as well as announcing it first release...

"Sim Forums"

In SimForums you play the part of an addled geek while trying to act as if you are an all knowing gaming expert who is above the rest of the folks on the forum, including the freaking game developers!

You too can flood the SimForums with meaningless nonsense.

You too can attack anyone who points out how unworkable your lame-brained ideas are.

You too can refuse to face your own bloated ego!

You too can collect a cadre of butt kissing fanboys.

Derisor's SimForum beta will be out as soon as he can tell his ass from a hole in the ground. (Shortly after Duke Nukem Forever hits the Shelves)

Another fine gaming product from Derisor Games and NumbNutSoft!

DW

http://boards.station.sony.com/ubb/planetside/Forum2/HTML/001437.html

PSU DOES NOT endorse flamming on the PS official forums. This is only ment as a side amusement and is one of the nastier threads ATM......

[Blitzkrieg]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HollowPoint]

See what I mean Powda?

[Hamma]

:lol:

[afex]

Originally posted by MrVicchio
PSU DOES NOT endorse flamming on the PS official forums. This is only ment as a side amusement and is one of the nastier threads ATM......

pffffft, i encourage it.

[Hamma]

ban

[Revolution]

Now this is an easy one. Find out who he is IG, and people on his faction, then just set a schedule up of taking turns PKing him every day. That was you only get warned if say you only have to PK him every week or so.
And that type of ahole probably wont keep his cool, go nuts TKing and thus get banned! HA!

Terminated!

[afex]

:nazi:

[Sputty]

:lol:
That's great

[Unregistered]

Feel free to Give Mr. Derisor this Gloden Troll Award for his contributions to the forums.

http://home.earthlink.net/~greatdane850/pics/Troll_Golden.gif

[Navaron]

I love to see a well thought out, humorous, massive flame fest like that. He definately is pimp of the day.

[BLuE_ZeRO]

AHHH IT'S THE FALSE GOD OF THE LAKE OF DEATH!!! CRUCIFY HIM!http://www.predictit.org/images/icons/crucify.gif

[Navaron]

ooo that pic is distasteful....you were doing so well........

[BLuE_ZeRO]

It's not distasteful! http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif

[Sputty]

That's IF you believe in Jesus or relgion in any way for that matter.

[DevilWhiskey]

The funny thing is that I wrote that off the top of my head after suffering through reading several of Dreiser's rants.

The sad thing is that he was too cowardly to answer a single point I made.

I guess he agrees with what I wrote.

I also posted a reply to the original telling him that I hoped he kept his original handle when he started playing. There will be a line a mile long ready to kick his dumb butt. And I will be at the head of it.

Thanks to those of you who liked the original post.

And if you didn't we will discuss it on the battlefield when Planetside hits the net.

Until then lets try to keep Driser's ego from killing these forums.

Keep an eye out for SimForum 2.0, DevilWhiskeys Revenge. Coming to an inagination near you!

Devil Whiskey

[Sandtaco]

:lol: Devil that was the funniest flame I'v ever read... Normally I'm against flames but that was brilliant :lol:

[Moloch]

y'know the "Eat bleach and die" thing may have been stolen from
www.extrabad.com
in the "We are Robots" section, angrybot says "You're all fired! Fired from school! And your homework is to go home, eat powdered bleach, and die. They probably won't do it, but it's worth a shot."
I recommend watching the cartoon.

[Camping Carl]

Just as long as derisor doesn't come to these forums...

Psu needs an intellegence test to keep the official forum people from migrating over here.

[Navaron]

:clap: :clap: :clap: Nicely done. I like it.

[Sputty]

:lol:
Yep, seems like that would help.

[Guardian AngeL]

:lol: