How to know you've been playing too much PlanetSide (add to list)

[Rightwing]

I guess I'll start off..

If your nephew scrapes his knee and you chase after him with your glue gun screaming "Stop!; Stop!".

If you wake up in a tanning bed and think you're in a spawn tube.

If you try to steal your neighbor's car with your staple gun.

If you open your locker at the gym to expect the same items that are at your school locker..

I can't think of any more, just add to the list and keep bumping it.

[STEALTHKILLER]

if u run after every1 in red and purple with a block of wood shaped like a mag-scatter


u try outfit your suv with guns and make it float


u made your house look like the hart shuttle builiding.


u thunks the shuttle IS the hart.


u made a box that looked liked a med term and think if your sick and stand in it youll feel better.

[shadowseed]

You get in your car and you have the sudden urge to mow down pedestrians.

Your walking around at night, and you catch yourself sub-conciously keeping an eye out for cloakers.

You wake up in the middle of the night, sure you just heard "whippoo whippoo whipoo"...

[STEALTHKILLER]

u think if u ware skin tight spandex*and i mean SKIN TIGHT *u can turn invisbale by pressing the *k* key on your keyboard.



u spent 100000 dollors 2 buy a hovercraft paint it purple and shoot it.


u think that if u walk around with a gun on your back and heat vision googles youll see a stealther with your stolen bike from the 3rd grade.

[Intruder]

The power goes out and the first thing you yell is "repair the gen"

You try matrixing to work

You try activating surge during your track meet.

You start calling Barney - "vanu"

You run down to the corner store, become exhausted half way there, and check to see which implant you left on.

You try ALT-G out of the car.


You pay a costume designer to make you a TR outfit for halloween (Ill post the pictures when its made)

[Diddy Mao]

You Complain to Dev's...I mean Boss about n3rf'n the Copier

[Nimbus]

When you look at the current list and find yourself thinking
"I've done that"

[TheRagingGerbil]

While talking on the phone at work, you notice you keep pressing the middle mouse button everytime you speak (this is my talk bind for team speak).


On a funny note too...if you are at work right now, look at your left hand. Is it naturally resting on the W A S D keys?

[shadowseed]

Originally posted by TheRagingGerbil
On a funny note too...if you are at work right now, look at your left hand. Is it naturally resting on the W A S D keys?


Ahhhhhhgggg!!!, yes, damn it!

[dymetrie]

It's All too much!!!

I'm recalling to sanc!!

bollocks, the recall won't work!

Dym

[dymetrie]

Anyway...

when you're at the pub, your mate texts you to say he's on his way and you reply...

"rgr, in pos, hd on wp1"

Dym

[ViperGTS]

you tape boxes to your self paint them purple and try to lleap over your fence

[Happy lil Elf]

When you run over anyone wearing purple or red on principle.

When you wake up in the morning and instead of looking to your dresser for clothes, you look for an equipment terminal.

When you have a mock vehicle terminal installed in your garage.

When you start reffering to planes as Galaxys and busses as Sunderers.

When you are having trouble making something out in the distance and your finger goes for the "z" key.

When you see someone with a better card than yours and automaticlly think they need to be nerfed.

When your friend grabs the last piece of pizza and you attempt to check your grief to see if you can afford to TK them.

When you start wearing blue and bright yellow clothing exclusively.

And yes my hand is resting on WASD. But then again you spend a summer playing a bunch of FPS games 12-14 hours a day and I think your joints begin to remold themselves :D

P.S. Lounge material :p

[Indecisive]

When you start reffering to planes as Galaxys and busses as Sunderers.


LOL last period someone said they are renting out a party bus and im thinking "Man maybe i should pick the sund cert back up LMAO"


and yup im around wsad as well.

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by TheRealPSJunkie
I guess I'll start off..

If your nephew scrapes his knee and you chase after him with your glue gun screaming "Stop!; Stop!".



did u really do that cause i chaseed my little brother around with a hot glue gun yelling "stop stop" before i got this game


ohh and my hands do rest on w a s d damn you *looks at grief,1499* damn it damn it damn it damn it

[WildEagle]

Man this thread is teh funnay

[Prophaniti]

When you hear a plane or helicopter and you head for cover to avoid a reaver missile spread.

[SandTrout]

When you head for cover every time you hear or see a plane, hopeing to avoid the cluster bombs.

[Javenn]

when u go out to ur garage and look 4 a vehicle terminal

[kreeten]

U think there is an intruder in youre home at night and u reach under youre bed for youre lasher.

[DMGunthaa]

The funniest one ive ever heard is

"You run to your neighbor's yard, beat the shit out of the their air-conditioning unit, and then yell 'Enemy Generator Destroyed'"

[Indecisive]

Originally posted by DMGunthaa
The funniest one ive ever heard is

"You run to your neighbor's yard, beat the shit out of the their air-conditioning unit, and then yell 'Enemy Generator Destroyed'"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dscytherulez]

Originally posted by Intruder
The power goes out and the first thing you yell is "repair the gen"

You try matrixing to work

You try activating surge during your track meet.

You start calling Barney - "vanu"

You run down to the corner store, become exhausted half way there, and check to see which implant you left on.

You try ALT-G out of the car.


You pay a costume designer to make you a TR outfit for halloween (Ill post the pictures when its made)

I thought intruders were the funniest, but u other guys had pretty good ones. Im not that creative, sorry ;)

[Bismarck]

You have the uncontrollable urge to strap jump jets to a barney suit and go fly around.

You'll be at work or school and see a almost transparent object and scream "CLOAKED ENEMY DETECTED" *this has happened to me*

[Veteran]

You sell a kidney to maintain your supply of ebay cyclers and marauders.

[SecondRaven]

-When you start looking for a second function on your dinner knives for thoes hard to cut peices of meat.

-When ever you see someone with a better pair of shoes and think they have to be nerfed

-When you start stop thinking about adding Nos to your Honda and start thinking about adding a chain gun to the roof

-Whenever you turn to PBS and you see Barny and throw random objects at the TV.

-Whenever you hear someone refer to a beer you think of Hamma and how funny he is when he is drunk.

[Flammey]

- When you start to call your car, your ANT.

- When you start to check the locks on your car to make sure they are set to "Squad only."

- When you steal the Short Yellow bus at school, and add some blue paint to it.

- When you start to paint your Outfit's logo on your car, clothing and personal effects.

- You start yelling out, "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!" And fall to the floor twitching.

- Every time you see a plane, you start yelling out, "Need Passengers!!!!"

- You hop into your car, and yell, to your friend outside, "WE NEED A GUNNER!!!."

- Someone cuts you off in traffic, and you think to yourself, "That damn bastard's trying to steal my ANT run." And you hit the gas.

[TheRegurgitator]

- Someone cuts you off in traffic, and you think to yourself, "That damn bastard's trying to steal my ANT run." And you hit the gas. lol

[VashTheStamped]

-when you try to reveal your co-workers with your palm pilot

[Snoob]

++++++++++++++++++++++++++when you buy an account off of someone for $40 and make a gaint dick out of yourself.

when you walk into your office and ask for the TOH

when you refer to an airplane as a hart and ask the time on hart when you enter the airport terminal.


you place traffic cones around your house so that you can detect incomming enemies

when you put on a backpack and walk around with your palm pilot out trying to reveal friendlies

when you enter a car dealership you ask how long is the que for the vehicle term:D

aww you took mine vash :( must have posted at the same time

when you go into a department store asking for a reinforced exo suit

when you get drunk at a bar, you avoid getting into a fist fight so you don't rack up your greif.:D

[VashTheStamped]

You stole my joke snoob!
ITS MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!! AAAAAH!!!
:p


Originally posted by vashthestamped
-when you try to reveal your co-workers with your palm pilot
Originally posted by Snoob
when you put on a backpack and walk around with your palm pilot out trying to reveal friendlies

[Snoob]

we posted at the same time :D

[VashTheStamped]

it says you posted 2 mins after me :p

[Snoob]

i'm slow lol

[Snoob]

you turn off all the lights in your house to conserve NTU

[Sentrosi]

You know you've been playing Planetside too much...

When you are trying to set your cruise in your car and reach for the "Q" key.

When trying to zoom in on something and you reach for your middle mouse wheel.

When, upon reaching home, you walk downstairs and secure the back entrance.

When someone yells out "HAIL!" you look around for a dancing frog. (OF's sig remembered)

When walking out of a mall you look out for various Harassers, ANTs, Tanks and Deliverers trying to run you over.

When you want to be so desperatly noticed, you run outside to your schools flagpole, grab the flag and yell outloud, "I HAVE THE LLU! I NEED A RIDE TO THE NEAREST BASE!"

When you begin to wonder how many chicks play Planetside and which empire they're from, or if they're in your outfit, ask them to go out on a date to one of the many towers in your Sanctuary.

When you need a ride somewhere and start yelling, "LFS Advanced Hacker, Pounder, Engineer. Send /tells to [insert your name here]."

When you have been involved with at least 20 flamefests on the OF boards, 15 here at PSU, and know what "Roxxor your Boxxors" really means.

[Veteran]

You ask your girlfriend if you can Liberator from her clothes and deploy your Pounder at her backdoor.

[Flammey]

Originally posted by Veteran
You ask your girlfriend if you can Liberator from her clothes and deploy your Pounder at her backdoor.

Mind if I use that one?? *LOL*

[CraZy]

if you forgot key you are trying to open the door with your book and thinking that that book is REK.

when you hit by something you want to push button and get BANK thingy to repair yourself.

you thinking about jumping from 10th floor of the building and then just press V=>N=>M and shout "We Need a Medic"

when you approaching building where you work or study you think about backdoor and control console and trying to turn cloak on to be invisible from boss or teacher :) (tryed that that really works! just press K in your brain)

[blakldragonz]

You start to knife fat people, but you see red things and think "NO! GRIEF! I THOUGHT KNIFING MAX'S DIDNT DO DAMAGE! DAMN PATCH!"

[blakldragonz]

You go around asking fat people if you can stab them and they go to the police.

[Intruder]

How bout some more :

You head down to the local basketball court and yell "LFS"

You type /tell (name) on your mobile phone, to call a friend

You pass a test and wonder how many more till you get the next BR.

You pick up a....book! for the first time and wonder why you didnt get any exp for it.

You start saying "rgr" in real life.

You confront your boss asking him what CR he has.

You say "hail" instead of hello.

You wish you had a "V" key in real life.

Your Friends tell you to go out more and experience nature And instead you turn on your flora ingame.

You write the word "beamer" on all your flashlights

You fail to go to a meeting, and when confronted you state "but I was there, just cloaked!


Your friend decides hes comming to the halloween party as a Pounder max, and you start to try to figure a way to keep his grief low at the party. (ill post pictures ;) )

[STEALTHKILLER]

okay.. im down 2 100 grief so im going 2 kill u gerbil. *goes 2 eq term which is really his closet gets out reinforced armor witch is a suit with plastic sewed on it. goes 2 locker which is really under his bed and pulls out a mini chaingun witch is really a 2x4. goes 2 vech. term which is really his garge and gets a baslisk which is really his bike*


DIE

[CraZy]

well i really said a rgr once :)
cool idea with CR :) i will try that:
"Mr. **** what CR you have?" "I have CR1" "Oh, Mr. **** then i should be your boss i have CR5 :)" "What are talking about you crazy @#$%? Get outta this office you @##$% @#$%&!!!!"

[SandTrout]

Originally posted by Intruder
(ill post pictures ;) ) :rofl: :clap: :rock:

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by CraZy
well i really said a rgr once :)
cool idea with CR :) i will try that:
"Mr. **** what CR you have?" "I have CR1" "Oh, Mr. **** then i should be your boss i have CR5 :)" "What are talking about you crazy @#$%? Get outta this office you @##$% @#$%&!!!!"

/filter

Originally posted by CraZy
well i really said a rgr once :)
cool idea with CR :) i will try that:
"Mr. **** what CR you have?" "I have CR1" "Oh, Mr. **** then i should be your boss i have CR5 :)" "What are talking about you crazy shit? Get outta this office you fucking asshole!!!!"

[VashTheStamped]

when you buy a go-cart and shout "WE NEED A GUNNER!"

[CraZy]

@STEALTHKILLER

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Solendon]

10 min. before your plane is scheduled to land, you look out the window and then yell "Everyone get ready to jump!" As everyone would be quite taken by this remark, they look at you. "What?!?!" you say. "Hey, man those guns or the Reavers will get us!"

A female flight attendant will likely come up and say: "Sir, we need you to be calm and quite during landing please." While everyone begins talking amongst themselves about the escalating problem you respond: "Who the fuck are you?" "Sir...." "THE REAVERS BITCH! Sorry for the caps. Now make yourself useful and man the rear." You give her a sharp slap on the ass for motivation and receive "grief."

By this time the Flight Marshall has taken notice in your "enthusiasm" to get off the plane and heads towards your seat. While the flight attendant is bitching at you for slapping her ass (grief) you continue to look out the window spamming such voice macros as "I don't know", "Hello" and "Fabulous".

The Flight Marshall places his hand on your shoulder: "Sir, I am the Flight Marshall on this flight and if you do not cease and desist this behavior I will take you custody. Understood?" "Finally," you reply, "Someone with some CR. Now make sure we drop on the roof. I'll get to the CC ASAP because I am adv. hack. But I need someone to cover me. Hey I see an AMS, can you OS it?"

"Alright sir, I am taking you custody." as the Flight Marshall just begins to place pressure on your neck and reach for his handcuffs, you immediately realize this man must be Vanu or Terran. Deciding promptly that you must get out of this situation, you make a mad dash over the seat to the cockpit and smack right in to the door.

Realizing "This facility is not controlled by your empire," you strafe to the side to pull out your PDA. You lean up against the bulkhead only to fall through the world and land somewhere underneath.

Turns out falling through the world was in your favor as you see in the death messages a few min later. Apparently, the Gal tried to land at an invalid location and exploded. "Noobs" you say.

(That's how you know you've played PlanetSide too much. Either that or defecating on the beverage cart.)

[STEALTHKILLER]

u think this site acttuly makes sence


and this one will tell u that u really play planetside 2 much:

u think i make sence

[VashTheStamped]

-when you go to your school locker grab a texbook, smack it against other peoples lockers to open them.

-When you use your book to hack a test for the answer document.

[Sentrosi]

:rofl: Solendon :rofl:

BEST ONE YET

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by VashTheStamped
-when you go to your school locker grab a texbook, smack it against other peoples lockers to open them.


people do that who dont play this game.


u try 2 make a working baslisk.

u try 2 make a working wraith.

u think what u play on the comp is really a simulation for reallife.

u think hamma is a god.

u think that goth ppl are vs and that the preps are the tr.

u bring a block of wood shaped liked the magscatter 2 school, go to the principals office and tell him 2 give me straight a's u tr nazi.

[VashTheStamped]

-when you checkout at walmart and realize you dont have enough certs avalible

-you blame lag for loosing in races

[Flammey]

....You start to post on PSU what real life Countries or Regimes go along with each In-Game Faction.

[Transporter]

LOL...! these are the best

sorry i have none ppl have alrdy seed my ideas

[JetRaiden]

-you yell "ARAHRAGARHGAH" when you jump.

- You complain to your girlfriend about the jackhammer, and she wonders why you're so concerned about construction equipment.

- You dont even bother to use roads anymore.

-Your car is in the shop so you decide to "surge" to work.

[JetRaiden]

-On airplane trips, you cringe in your seat, worried that strikers will hunt you down.

-You go to the hospital with a broken arm and yell at the nurse because you can find the med terminal.

- You crash your car into a tree. You're lucky that you have your engineering cert but you slap yourself because you might be hurt and you tossed your medic cert yesterday.

[Sentrosi]

* While fumbling for your keys to your house, you get that anxious feeling in the pit of your stomach that there's a cloaker nearby.

* You swear to [insert diety here] you can see the targeting recticle.

* You injure yourself while playing softball and reach for the F1 key.

* You talk about how well your squad did last night securing Searhus and your parents/wife/husband/significant other know what you're talking about and engage in a round table of tactics to use next time you play.

[Smaug]

Originally posted by Solendon
10 min. before your plane is scheduled to land, you look out the window and then yell "Everyone get ready to jump!" As everyone would be quite taken by this remark, they look at you. "What?!?!" you say. "Hey, man those guns or the Reavers will get us!"

A female flight attendant will likely come up and say: "Sir, we need you to be calm and quite during landing please." While everyone begins talking amongst themselves about the escalating problem you respond: "Who the fuck are you?" "Sir...." "THE REAVERS BITCH! Sorry for the caps. Now make yourself useful and man the rear." You give her a sharp slap on the ass for motivation and receive "grief."

By this time the Flight Marshall has taken notice in your "enthusiasm" to get off the plane and heads towards your seat. While the flight attendant is bitching at you for slapping her ass (grief) you continue to look out the window spamming such voice macros as "I don't know", "Hello" and "Fabulous".

The Flight Marshall places his hand on your shoulder: "Sir, I am the Flight Marshall on this flight and if you do not cease and desist this behavior I will take you custody. Understood?" "Finally," you reply, "Someone with some CR. Now make sure we drop on the roof. I'll get to the CC ASAP because I am adv. hack. But I need someone to cover me. Hey I see an AMS, can you OS it?"

"Alright sir, I am taking you custody." as the Flight Marshall just begins to place pressure on your neck and reach for his handcuffs, you immediately realize this man must be Vanu or Terran. Deciding promptly that you must get out of this situation, you make a mad dash over the seat to the cockpit and smack right in to the door.

Realizing "This facility is not controlled by your empire," you strafe to the side to pull out your PDA. You lean up against the bulkhead only to fall through the world and land somewhere underneath.

Turns out falling through the world was in your favor as you see in the death messages a few min later. Apparently, the Gal tried to land at an invalid location and exploded. "Noobs" you say.

(That's how you know you've played PlanetSide too much. Either that or defecating on the beverage cart.)

As sent said, best one yet. Actually best one I've ever heard.

[PSruler]

when you sit on your couch and try forgetting how to drive a car so you can learn how to revive people

[Arthell]

You cancel your account? :p

[Intruder]

You yell "jackhammer" when your compeating for the front seat of the car.



You wake up one day wondering where you are? "I dont remember matrixing here."
You step up to the basin and press G, to get changed into something less revealing.. "Must have been a special mission last night to be still dressed in my Infil gear".
You pull your scatter and walk up to the door... "Damn enemy facility"
You then proceed to fumble looking for your rek... "Wrong layout.. typical"
so you grab the door handle and turn "So thats how it works!"

You step out into the light, look up and see one sun, and no planets.. "I must really be a long way from home!" You take a quick look at the flora of the area "Man this must be causing alot of lag, and try switching off the flora.. "darn keyboards playing up.."
you walk up to the road and see a friendly sund, you wave it down, hop in and send a local "where we headed".. the driver asks you for some money
"Money? what? your space crazy, its no the 20th century anymore you know!"
you then get this itching feeling that its a Terran bus disguised as a friendly, you quickly ALT-G (that was close) and shake your head "Blasted TR think they can oppress us with thier talks of money!"
You start walking in what you think is the general direction to a friendly warpgate, you check your map, but it doesnt seem to work "Darn keyboard again! I knew I should have changed the batterys, that will teach me for buying a cordless!"
You start to wish that you hadnt traded your surge implant for adv regen, I mean what were you thinking...
About 20 mins later, and still no sign of any friendlys "I must be on Oshur!" you get the great idea... /o"Hey anyone around"..........."Damn, why did I have to wake up soo early.."
Typical that your outfit buddies would sleep in on a day like this.. when the TR are creeping around, and who knows what the Vanu are up to!

Wishing more and more that you had your rek with you, you start to daydream, only to walk right into an enemy AMS. "The Vanu must be trying a new camouflage look" you state, looking at the AMS with the words "Eat at Joe's" painted above the spawn point.
All of a sudden a person appears at the tubes, he yells "Want anything?" of course you do! a REK would be great, you pull out
Jackhammer (dont leave home without it) and let it rip... the Vanu scum drops, as they always do!, you run up to the corpse.. it doesnt dissapear, so you decide to add a few macros "That the best you can do?" typical, he want to stay and not let me loot his backpack"
You then notice out of the corner of your eye, a backpack (must have been from a previous enemy) you snigger at the dead vanu, who in vain attempt to stop you looting his corpse still hasnt hit the respawn button, and you search the backpack.
Finding what you belive to be a Vanu REK, as well as a Vanu beamer (Though it does say MagLight on the side) you head off again.

Not too soon after that, you see an enemy marauder, laughing at the stupidity that a TR would just leave it there out in the open... on a road none the less! you pull out your REK and try to jack it.. after about 5 mins of trying to find a spot around the marauder that will accept your hack (a bit like trying to resurect someone.. not another bug!) you decide to use the REK slightly differently, launching it thru the window of the marauder, and then opening the door from the inside.. "Ahh a leaver.. only the TR would be so stupid!"

Travelling at a much faster pace now, covering ground to the suspected Warpgate is alot quicker, though because of your keyboards battery, you cant access the T view... :(

You see up ahead what you think to be the Warpgate, though it has a sign above it saying "Ice Skatting Rink" you push the pedal to the metal and head to the centre of the warpgate.
*Everything goes black... must be the new patch.. the loading screen is gone.

You awake, battered and bruised, you notice your in a room with med terminals "must be back at sanc.. I think the Warpgate must have made me crash, and had to relog on"
You look around and see your outfit buddies, family? and what seems to be men in uniform, high ranking CR? they identify themselves as police officers, and ask you if you can answer a few questions, something about a MDK, stealing a RV and crashing it into a public building?

You look confused and pass out... "Whohaa long day, think ill log off now and get some rest!"

[STEALTHKILLER]

u think that food is overrated.

u think a social life is food.

u think that if u kill yourself for the insurance money u can just respawn in your bathtub.

u think the tolet is a adv med term.

u think school is really the biggest zerg ever.(i know i do)

u think that the movie matrix is a docamentry of real life.

u would never buy a jeep cause u think its a maruder.



u wake up 1 day and walk to the eq term*closet*. u put on a inflatration suit*really tight spandex* u get a med applicator*bottle of placibo, neosporin, and a bandaid* and rek*book* in your suit and go 2 your locker*drawer*. u pull out a beamer*flashlight* and 2 boxes of engery*50 batterys* u go 2 the vechical term *garage* and get an ant*ant*. u wonder why this ant wont move so u decide 2 deconstruct it and get another 1, but u cant find the vechical pane so u wait3 mins and get another ant*your moms minivan*u look for the 3rd person vew but u cant find it so u drive it 2 the nearest wg*mcdonalds* where u see smoe people in ants getting ntu's*chesseburgers* u drive up 2 the window, and open your trunk. u cant find the ntu meter so u just guess when its done. while your waiting u hear the person there calling someone saying*there is this guy just standing here scarring people* u guess he is a tr and is calling for reinforcments, and bail, for the nearest friendly base*walmart*.on your way there u see them coming after u. u wonder why there vechicals arent red and black, just black and white. u think they are using stealth vechicals so u get going faster. u park the ant at the ntu silo*lightpole* of the base and turn on cloak by slaping your ass in front of little childern. u run in to the mangers office and he says *hi, may i hel... hey u need 2 change little children can see your balls.* u tell him that the tr are after u and that he needs 2 hide in here. during this time he looks at u weird and u reliaze he is really a tr calling for reinforments. u pull out your beamer grab him around the neck and point the beamer at his head just as the tr*police* come in. u say dont move or he gets it. then the manger kicks u in the balls and knock u out. next thing u know your in a enmy med room with 10 trs outside your room then a hot nurse 1 comes in and u say *quick help me escape and itll be worth your while*winking* she calls in securtay and they hold u down as she get out what looks like 2 u as a anal probe and sticks it in your ass, your knocked out instantly.


the end

*srry for spelling error*

[Intruder]

They do say that impersonation is the biggest compliment......

Though.... could I suggest paragraphs please... *my eyes!!!
And if your writng a short story, try to avoid using shotenings of words like "u".

Other than that, not bad :) though I dont think you need to hint on every *simile* give the readers some credit for intelligence ;)


Might as well add another few (Back to topic)


You start answering the phone with This is Alpha 1 reporting in, Roger!

You start pressing your TS key during other games... even worse while your sitting at your PC speaking to people IRL.

You start up a character of the opposite sex so you can watch thier ass when your running.

You jump in your car and wonder why your in hospital for going over that cliff.. but the Marauder can do it!

[Aen]

You've played too much PS when....

-As posted earlier, You say "roger" in real-life. (I'm guilty)

-You lock yourself into your closet waiting to deconstruct.

-Instead of answering yes, you respond "Affirmative"

- You ask your boss which way point is next target.

-You hate going swimming because your "weapons won't fire"

-You refuse to take a bath because your worried about your oxygen level.

-Constantly thinking of different configs for your certs while not even playing.

-You strafe instead of just turning.

-You run everywhere.

-Tell your girlfriend/boyfriend that your going solo for the night.

-Jump in front of vehicles thinking they will stop because they dont want the grief.

-When paying the electric bill you tell people your making an ANT run.

-You consider the PS $13 a month fee a priority bill.

-You think in acronyms to yourself. (Wtf? STFU n00b!)

[Intruder]

Originally posted by Aen
You've played too much PS when....

-Tell your girlfriend/boyfriend that your going solo for the night.





Classic!!!!! :thumbsup:

[dscytherulez]

You start up a character of the opposite sex so you can watch thier ass when your running.

Whats wrong with that? lol

[STEALTHKILLER]

srry that tells u ive been playing ps 2 much cause i use shortned versions of words everywhere and whats wrong with making a char just 2 watch them run at least your not makeing 1 and stareing at it on the char. select screen.

[Intruder]

Originally posted by STEALTHKILLER
srry that tells u ive been playing ps 2 much cause i use shortned versions of words everywhere and whats wrong with making a char just 2 watch them run at least your not makeing 1 and stareing at it on the char. select screen.


You know you have been playing PS too much when you dont understand constructive criticism and end up being incoherent :D

Back to topic: (can anyone see Im bored at work ;) )

You go over to a friends house to stay over, and you pack PS in your bag...just incase

You log onto the TS server, even when your not playing, so you can keep up with the daily events

You spend all your time at work on pages such as PSU :D guilty as charged

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

You know you been playing too much when you make a vangaurd soapbox derby car.

You know you been playing too much when you grab a chainsaw and try to put it in a holser.

You know you been playing too much when you put sticks on your legs, a garbage can around your upper torso, and some toiletpaper rolls on the ends of your arms.

You know you been playing too much when you try to walk very slowly underwater but instead you just float up to the surface.

And finally,

You know you been playing too much when you flip to PBS and start watching barney.

[Flammey]

Originally posted by Intruder
Back to topic: (can anyone see Im bored at work ;) )

You spend all your time at work on pages such as PSU :D guilty as charged

Yup, I can see your bored at work. I usually am. And I'm guilty as charged for spending work time at PSU, when I should be doing work.

[shadowseed]

When your on a plane, flying over a large building, you have a sudden urge to open the door and jump out.

When you get to your front door, you feel compeled to whip out a REK to open the door.

You get in your shower cubical in the morning and hit G to go back to bed.

[Solendon]

You've played PlanetSide too much when you:

Listen to the PlanetSide MP3 sound tracks at work or in the car.

Try to start knife fights with others while waiting for public transit.

Walk on the bottom of the pool during swim meets.

Hear explosions when you wake up in the morning. A few months ago waking up you screamed like a woman (Conclusion on this was your balls woke-up or "spawned" last).

Think your work PC is malfunctioning because it does not require restart every hour of use.

[Flammey]

*Shameless attempt and wanton bumpage*

[Intruder]

You know you have been playing to long when:

You bumb up a post about how you know you have been playing to long, just so you can get a chance to see other ways that people illustrate that relate directly to your own life ;)

[VashTheStamped]

Originally posted by intruder
You know you have been playing to long when:

You bumb up a post about how you know you have been playing to long, just so you can get a chance to see other ways that people illustrate that relate directly to your own life

i was gunna put that too....

[kreeten]

ooh....youre so witty.

[Flammey]

Originally posted by Intruder
You know you have been playing to long when:

You bumb up a post about how you know you have been playing to long, just so you can get a chance to see other ways that people illustrate that relate directly to your own life ;)

*LOL* That's not why I bumped it....I like reading funny things, and I don't want to see this thread fall into history.

[Aen]

-When you actually read all of these replies.

[scarpas]

Originally posted by TheRealPSJunkie

If you open your locker at the gym to expect the same items that are at your school locker..
I did that once...;)

[scarpas]

Originally posted by DMGunthaa
The funniest one ive ever heard is

"You run to your neighbor's yard, beat the shit out of the their air-conditioning unit, and then yell 'Enemy Generator Destroyed'"

:lol: :clap: :rofl: :D :cheers: :thumbsup: :)

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

You know you been playing too much when you go to the morg, get into one of the drawers where they keep the dead, then tell the person to count to 15.

You know you been playing too long when you stand at a car dealership desk that has pictures of car's you want to buy, but instead you just touch a car you want, then suddenly realizing that your lagging cause no cars are popping up in front of you.

You know you been playing too much when you take a Tomcat into the air and put the thrust to 0%

You know you been playing too long when you say, "We can't say Shazbot? Man, this sucks more than PS!"

You know you been playing too much when your playing capture the flag with your friends, then suddenly you get the flag and run home.

You know you been playing too long when instead of saying "bitch!", you say "#*&$!"

[Flammey]

You know you play too much PS when you start coming to forums about the game when your not either playing the game, sleeping, or working / schooling

[Rightwing]

Wow.. I can't access PSU from home, and this past week was my vacation from work.

Wasn't expecting all these replies.

But, when you take a taxi to work and they ask for money, you tell the guy "I don't have any certs", and the driver whips out his beamer (flashlight), and begins flashing it in your eye, triggering an epileptic seizure, afterwhich he ran over you in his cab, or AMS

[Flammey]

*lol*

[STEALTHKILLER]

Originally posted by TheRealPSJunkie
Wow.. I can't access PSU from home, and this past week was my vacation from work.

Wasn't expecting all these replies.

But, when you take a taxi to work and they ask for money, you tell the guy "I don't have any certs", and the driver whips out his beamer (flashlight), and begins flashing it in your eye, triggering an epileptic seizure, afterwhich he ran over you in his cab, or AMS

that almost happened 2 a friend of mine, luckly, he had his trusty mag-scatter*block of wood* with him.

[Vernam]

Originally posted by TheRagingGerbil
On a funny note too...if you are at work right now, look at your left hand. Is it naturally resting on the W A S D keys? [/B]

ROFL...yes.

[Flammey]

Dude, that WASD key thing happens to me, but that's because I've been playing MOHAA, Morrowind, Renegade, and Unreal 2003 for over a year. *LOL* I have my MOHAA lean keys on C, for lean right, and shift, for lean left, and it got to where I would just hit those keys if I was moving left, or right. I would lean and strafe all the time. It Got SOO bad, I was hitting them while playing Morrowind, and Unreal, and there's no lean in those games. I had to move the what those two keys did for both games.

[Nijal3T]

You know you play too much PS when you create a virtual travel agent and start offering Gal excursions to "the virgin islands NW Forseral"...

You know you play too much PS when you download all the floorplans of the PS buildings and print them out so you'll never get lost again...

..and my hand IS on the wasd keys.. :rolleyes:

[FraudulentBob]

:rofl:

[Firefly]

You know you been playing too long when instead of saying "bitch!", you say "#*&$!"
You know you haven't been playing long enough if you haven't heard of "/filter"

[RagingSpeedhorn]

You know you been playing too long when:

Your wife asks you what sort of day you have had and you tell her that you took down the Cery gen to deny the VS access to advanced vehicles and held them off for 2 hours straight.

Your wife replies, "Didn't you do that yesterday?"

Your wife replies, "I'MSICKANDTIREDOFTHATDAMNEDGAMEYOUUSUALLYGETBOREDO FTHEMNOWLOOKYOUJAVEBEENONITFOREIGHTHOURSSOLIDANDIT SREALLYPISSINGMEOFFWHYCANTYOUJUATBELIKENORMALPEOPL EYOURARSE"

[VashTheStamped]

this is a rather old topic..... :scared:

[Hamma]

Don't bump old threads.