Sexy things women do

[Mtx]

There are many things women do that I find very sexy.

Like when a woman buys a case of beer.

A woman washes my car.

A Woman eats a banana.



Ever had moments when you see a woman do something that just makes you hot for her? Besides being able to fit the whole sub in her mouth.

;)

[Everay]

before you start to play the clarinet, you have to lick the reed, and umm yea....

[Jaged]

Everay, I play clarinet! There are a hole bunch of sexays in my section. Thank you, I never thought of that.

[Spider]

Well let's see!

Some girl that lives near me bought one of them big ol' rocket popsicle that's like 9 inches long a stuck in her mouth... it resurfaced 30 seconds later, reduced in size by 50% :O_O:

Some other things :p! I have a lady friend that usually buys fries with gravy on them for each dinner (and she's still trimmed, slim) and she has the habit of sucking the gravy off of them before actually eating them!

Hmm what else... gnah! Some goth chick has the tendency to nibble on my neck and she won't let go :D. And when I do it she hrmmm moans :O_O:.

[TekDragon]

When your driving and she puts her feet up on the dash, or when she puts her thigh so you have to brush it every time you switch gears.

When she taunts you into making you mad at her and then when you do she bites her lower lip and looks up at you and tells you she's been a bad girl and needs to be punished.

When they bend over at the waist, KNOWING that you'r looking at their asses.

Likewise, when they lean forward to give you a cleavage peak, knowing your looking.

I'll think of more.. but right now these got me thinking. I'm gonna go find my girl and relieve some stress.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by TekDragon
When they bend over at the waist, KNOWING that you'r looking at their asses. :nod:

and the car one, your car only if the car is good lookin, otherwize tell her to wash a corvet(sp on 1 of the best cars in america:( )

[OneManArmy]

omg!!! its corvette!!!! you nubcake

[JetRaiden]

corvettes suck. all looks no power. and they dont even look that good.

[Squeeky]

This thread made the man in my pants stand up :eek:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

:banplz:

even though its true, its stil a thing to watch a woman wash.:nod:

[Spider]

Originally posted by Squeeky
This thread made the man in my pants stand up :eek:

And yet another report that we didnt need!

[Flammey]

Squeeky's got a man in his pants??? I always thought Squeeky might be gay.

And Squeeky, you ran head first into THAT one.

[Robot]

when they say "robot, would you like to try tyyttyping a posttt whiile naaaked aend hhaaaiavingkm sexx?,lk'

[eXoSloth]

He he, I play clarinet too. No hott girls in my section though. The good one is the flute sitting next to me :brow:

[Everay]

:lol: well, i was in band and this girl i liked was sitting next to me in band, ( we were freinds, this was a long time ago ) and she stuck out her toung and licked it and clarinets well, look like something else and i just thought, HOLY SHIT!

[Flammey]

Originally posted by Everay
:lol: well, i was in band and this girl i liked was sitting next to me in band, ( we were freinds, this was a long time ago ) and she stuck out her toung and licked it and clarinets well, look like something else and i just thought, HOLY SHIT!

Yeah yeah. You were probably creaming your pants, thinking, Holy shit, I wish that was me....

[Nimbus]

One of my female friends does a couple of things not mentioned.
Jumping on the bed is one. Location+bouncy.
The other is putting her head on my lap while driving. She generally only does this later at night when she's tired but still.

[Flammey]

You want to know what a woman does that turns me on?

She looks me in the eyes and smiles a sweet smile.

[Strygun]

Originally posted by Squeeky
This thread made the man in my pants stand up :eek:

always knew you were gay =)

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Flammey
And Squeeky, you ran head first into THAT one.


and maybe he never had a g/f, but a b/f!:D


again,

Originally posted by Flammey
And Squeeky, you ran head first into THAT one.

:D

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Flammey
You want to know what a woman does that turns me on?

She looks me in the eyes and smiles a sweet smile.
And then you pull them into your van?...

[Robot]

Originally posted by Sputty
And then you pull them into your van?...

best reply ever

[Flammey]

Van? I don't own a van. But I get what your saying. No, I'm not a stalker, or murderer like you are, Sputty.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Flammey
Van? I don't own a van. But I get what your saying. No, I'm not a stalker, or murderer like you are, Sputty.
Right...We believe

[Flammey]

You should. I have never once lied about anything I have written on the forum, nor have I bent the truth. I, unlike you, Sputty, have nothing to hide. Nor do i care what people think of me. I just like to keep things straight and forward.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Flammey
You should. I have never once lied about anything I have written on the forum, nor have I bent the truth. I, unlike you, Sputty, have nothing to hide. Nor do i care what people think of me. I just like to keep things straight and forward.
You seem desperate to make us believe that. That seems rather suspicious. Perhaps we're 100% right about you and you're worried because we've found you out!

[Lexington_Steele]

BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
BURN THE WITCH!!!!!
K.
http://www.adrenalineworkshop.com/images/pictures/burn.jpg

[Flammey]

Uh huh. Okay Sputty, think what you want. I'm going home to play PS. you can stay here and type what you think about me. I don't care. Have fun typing things that don't matter/make sense/or come from simple arrogance. me, i don't know who you are, what your life is like, nor do I care to learn. Do what you think is neccessary.....

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

that looks like a farmer humping a broomstick because he's on fire.


but thats just me.

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Flammey
Uh huh. Okay Sputty, think what you want. I'm going home to play PS. you can stay here and type what you think about me. I don't care. Have fun typing things that don't matter/make sense/or come from simple arrogance. me, i don't know who you are, what your life is like, nor do I care to learn. Do what you think is neccessary.....
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/suckmadstrawberry.jpg

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

dude sputty, I dont know what the hell crawled up into your pants but your taking it out on me and Flammy just because we (or maybe just me) are the easyest peeps here to get cranky on or just becuse i am a bad speller/grammar expert (which i will admit I aint good at it). but please, grab a chill pill, hang in the corner for 15 minutes, and see if the thing decided to leave the boxors for later days.

I got home like an hour ago, a really great day i had, and now its getting ruined by some fruit that steals kittens from homeless folks (even though the guys probly dont have enough money for cat food). Still, i dont feel like putting up a fight tonight, so please lay off.



and thats a request.

[Sputty]

You guys need to learn how to take things seriously and not. It's not my fault he couldn't take the jokes and decided to attack me.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

i dont give. You decided to post away, he may have attacked you but you decided to counter attack him.



and sry, read the edited part of the before post.

[Sputty]

got home like an hour ago, a really great day i had, and now its getting ruined by some fruit that steals kittens from homeless folks (even though the guys probly dont have enough money for cat food). Still, i dont feel like putting up a fight tonight, so please lay off.

Even though you were tired you still had enough energy to post that.
So, you decide to flame me, and call me a fruit yet "You're tired"

Basically, now I say this and I'm not joking.
You're a spamming child that tries to brag when he can. You also spam a lot, and you post things more useless and dumber than I could imagine. You have always done this and you probably will never stop. I should bring this to your attention because, while, I post some dumb stuff, I mean it as a joke and I still post other things. You just post away because you're not smart enough to know the difference.

Also, about the counter, if someone attacks me, they should expect a response. And whether or not that feel bad about that isn't my problem. They shouldn't have said it then if they didn't want to be talked to about it

Also, there's a really easy way to "fix" the day I'm ruining. Unplug your computer. There.
No scary internet people ruining your wonderful day

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

true. and yet i know. How? After my second post on some thread, everyone leaves that particular forum. Yes i know, stupid that i keep it up, why do i still do so? I dont know why. And make note that i do know that my spam is also my jokes, and also some posts aren't spam, but you still consier it so cause i talk about it all the time (the talkshow Love Line for instance). And my bragging is basicly my happyness (in some sort of way(and the how tall are you thing is really something i like to rub in, its told to everyone, and yes that is bragging). I know i may post pointless things in the midle of threads, but generally most of them areon topic and/or troll like-like you.


And if you dont know, trying to defend yourself and possibly others gives you enough energy to post stuff like that.



and you could do the same to get rid of me.

[Sputty]

true. and yet i know. How? After my second post on some thread, everyone leaves that particular forum. Yes i know, stupid that i keep it up, why do i still do so? I dont know why. And make note that i do know that my spam is also my jokes, and also some posts aren't spam, but you still consier it so cause i talk about it all the time (the talkshow Love Line for instance). And my bragging is basicly my happyness (in some sort of way(and the how tall are you thing is really something i like to rub in, its told to everyone, and yes that is bragging). I know i may post pointless things in the midle of threads, but generally most of them areon topic and/or troll like-like you.
BTW, to tell the definition of troll
It's to purposely lure someone into an arguement

I didn't do that at all there. I made a post that he took seriously, and attacked me.
Trolling was more on the line of what you said to me
If you don't know why you post spam and useless stuff, maybe you should stop posting all together. Bragging is your hapiness? Well, it annoys alot of other people. Trying to justify what you do by saying you like it, or you don't know why doesn't justify anything. It just validates my argument.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

attacked is basicly trolling, cause you did start an argument that was probably a joke but could be taked seriously by some one that is really....touchy....about their feelings.

And i said like, not is. If i brag when i'm happy, i would be dead. When i'm happy, I'll tell ya all about it. How i ride ATV's with paintball guns at the same time, how i'm so F'ing tall, etc. You know how kool that is? I'm trying to tell you what its like, it may sound like if i'm bragging, but I'm not trying to.


k, now this is getting...harsh....and this is the very way I tryed to argue with that deamon dick way back then. This thread got derailed and is still tumbling down the hill. If you have anything else to say to me, PM me. I dont feel like getting yelled at hamma or something for screwing up a good thread like this (even though i probably will get it).

[OneManArmy]

...sooo will we get a chance to eat that strawberry berhaps? hmm? :drools:

[Sputty]

JUust going to mention this here. You're just continuing your random posts that make no sense and don't relate to the topic at hand. Also, if I worried about how every touchy person would feel about things I said I'd be saying and doing little. Perhaps I may bother them, but it's not my fault they were offended by a generally harmless post(I've posted far more "controversial" stuff before) and then decided to flame me then they decided to go after me. It's not my fault they can't handle something said. Maybe they should leave the internet soon before they see something that scars them for life.

[Blood_Knight]

what kind of ragu sauce was that? yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy:clap:

[Sputty]

Originally posted by OneManArmy
...sooo will we get a chance to eat that strawberry berhaps? hmm? :drools:
Indeed, if you want and BTW
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/cookieswithcream.jpg
Enjoy the cookies!
....Or....DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glaynor]

I can't believe I'm the first to mention this but:

BY FAR, the sexiest thing to see a woman do is to shoot pool, and to know how to play !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything about it is sexy as hell:D :D :D :D

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Man you bring back real good memories.:)

WHen they lean over the table to hit the ball ito the corner pocket, i gota nice view of teh ass when she did that.:nod:

[Flammey]

Nah Sputty, man, you can't take anything I say towards or about someone seriously. I don't talk seriously about people.

[Irenicuz]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned this. The sexiest thing a hot woman can do is play pc games. :brow:

[Flammey]

Right on, brother, right on. you win two cookies with whipped cream on them.

[Spider]

Shut up flammey you pathetic freak of nature!

FFS you admitted making a female character in Planetside to basicly fondle yourself to it's figure.

You have bad taste in women (hot girls thread) most of them look like they either got hit in the face with a shovel or shot more times in the face then 50 cents.

Now sputty is a great guy as far as I'm concerned and makes alot of jokes. If you can't take them shut up.

To remind it to you again: YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!!!

[OneManArmy]

well hmm... not my fight but allow me to jump in anyway! (ahh the internet)

first, fuck sputty (ok not really but whats an agrument without a reason..)

and second there are lots of pathetic people around here, you could be one of them for all I know... probally sitting at home in your underwear... hot pocket in one hand mouse in the other as porn downloads in the background while you surf PSU...

[Spider]

Nope fully dressed with a bowl of cereal and downloading underworld to see if its worth seeing.

After wich I will be off to my best friends house since we planned things together and I can't let her down :o

[OneManArmy]

:lol: thatta boy! :thumbsup:

[Nimbus]

Originally posted by OneManArmy
well hmm... not my fight but allow me to jump in anyway! (ahh the internet)

first, fuck sputty (ok not really but whats an agrument without a reason..)

and second there are lots of pathetic people around here, you could be one of them for all I know... probally sitting at home in your underwear... hot pocket in one hand mouse in the other as porn downloads in the background while you surf PSU...

HEY!!! :flamemad: I like hot pockets!

[Sputty]

Originally posted by OneManArmy

first, fuck sputty
hotT
I'll send you my address and then we can proceed to the hot mansechs

[GonePostal]

ROFFLE

this threads kicks ass, i got so absorbed in the flamming going back and forth between sputty bugger and flammey that i forgot this was about sexy things women do

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Spider
Shut up flammey you pathetic freak of nature!

FFS you admitted making a female character in Planetside to basicly fondle yourself to it's figure.

You have bad taste in women (hot girls thread) most of them look like they either got hit in the face with a shovel or shot more times in the face then 50 cents.

Now sputty is a great guy as far as I'm concerned and makes alot of jokes. If you can't take them shut up.

To remind it to you again: YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!!!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/lolblondeguy.jpg

[GonePostal]

AHHH wtf is that dude^^^^

thats scary

[CrimsonTwilight]

Anytime a girl can do something better than me...

Ever been owned in PS by a hot girl/woman you know from RL?

Whenever they like to play with inuendo a lot. I.E. trying to fit a flashlight in their mouths.

When they are working really hard and you walk up behind them and hug'em really hard.

ANY and I mean ANY time they are bending over to pick something up, especially (as stated before) when they know you're looking.

Oh, and on the Flammey, Buggershot, and Sputty...I think the argument is warrented, I agree on certain points with both sides.

[GonePostal]

LOL a flashlight OMG dude

i hope your not talking about one of those maglights

[JetRaiden]

any girl who can wield a video game controller is sexy. but thats just a generalization.

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by OneManArmy
and second there are lots of pathetic people around here, you could be one of them for all I know... probally sitting at home in your underwear... hot pocket in one hand mouse in the other as porn downloads in the background while you surf PSU...

umm, dont we all do that from time to time? ;)

[Setari]

holy hell am i in the political forum? wait...ok no..good so anyhoo uh i said this somewhere else and i'll say it again..can't we all just get along?:love:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by JetRaiden
any girl who can wield a video game controller is sexy. maybe, but then what if the girl got no curves, big fat ass glasses, or in other words, big assed nerd......and i dont mean to put anyone down if you are one.....

[Everay]

yea, i know, and sometimes, those girls that play games can also be complete bitches, well the only girl that i met that can play a game was a complete bitch, and she only played EQ, so thats even worse

[Kaikou]

Sputty is a funny guy, not often is he serious about things he says, but people take it seriously and attack him, so he defends himself...

Lighten up people.

[Kaikou]

Oh yeah and something sexy a woman does...

Holding a joystick...because.....yeah

And believe it or not, most female online gamers are pretty hot.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Kaikou

And believe it or not, most female online gamers are pretty hot.

They probabley told you that.... :)

[Everay]

i wont belive that, i once saw a video of a everquest convention.....

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

ditto

Originally posted by Kaikou
Oh yeah and something sexy a woman does...

Holding a joystick...because.....yeah its better when its their first time and they dont know what to do with it.:brow:

[Lexington_Steele]

Sexiest thing I have seen a girl do:

It was just two weeks ago. I went to the beach with this hot ass girl I am dating.

She was in a skimpy bikini, and said to me, "I love the way sand feels", and then proceded to roll around in the sand in the most seductive way ever while looking into my eyes. Oh man I have never in my life seen anything nearly as sexy.

[Kaikou]

Then you spent the next half hour trying to hide your wood.


:D

[FlakMan]

Keep on subject! Some of us emo boys want to keep on reading so we can find out what we're missing. :(

[Paingiver]

:lol:

[Zodiac]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/threadgaveboner.jpg

[Paingiver]

i doubt you got a hot girlfriend lex;)

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Paingiver
i doubt you got a hot girlfriend lex;)
No, does
Lex is purty....:eek:
/me runs

[NoSurrender]

.... getting back to the pool thing. My dad loves to play pool so he gave me a pool stick and we played at this pool hall. it was full of 20 somethings and most girls were just chunky bitches w/ their bfs but the hot girls that were there played pool awesome and it was always fun to look at their Ass :) :eek: :brow:

[Flammey]

I'm a breast man, myself. Like to look.

[Onizuka]

i like it when dead hot women do that hair thing... ya know. When they have perfectly straight hair thats long... omg

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Onizuka
i like it when dead hot women...
The plot thickens...

[Mr1337Duck]

I dunno, I tend to be more attracted to Brunette girls, am I fucked up in the head?


BTW, I'm off comp for a week, posting while dad is at pool.

[Kaikou]

lmfao

[Fire_Monkey]

Originally posted by Paingiver
i doubt you got a hot girlfriend lex;)

Have you seen Lex? No. Shut up.
BTW Bugger, what's your problem? Sputty was joking the entire time and you freaked out, plus he was targeting Flammy until you decided to jump in. Take a chill pill.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by TekDragon
The plot thickens...

yeah. +10 to your jerk skill.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

*sigh* FYI, the arguement kinda drifted to this thread from a different thread(s). I didn't get cooped up with Sputty banging Flammey, I knew that was a joke but in the thread where it begun i didn't recieve a joke, but maybe not an attack. And dont calm me down now, its alittle late and i'm trying to put it in the past. You dont want me to go on a squeeky like troll-rage, do you?:nono: :p



plus i ended the arguement, which shows alittle self control.;)

[Robot]

geeze, it's like you guys eat napalm for breakfast

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Robot
geeze, it's like you guys eat napalm for breakfast

Its not bad, but personally i prefer white phosphorus. :D

[Everay]

green Barylium for me, its soo pretty.....AHH IT BURNS!

[Meyvon]

I knew a chick in High School(this was in like 1995 or so) who used to bring whole dill pickles to school. watching her eat one was one of the sexiest things ever. She would bite a little bit of the top off, and then suck out the ENTIRE INSIDE of the pickle first. And THEN she would eat the outside.

I never got to hit it, but BOY did I want to....I know she work magic with her tongue....

something else...

A woman cooking food for you while she is buckey nekkid is quite sexy.

A woman walking around the house in nothing but lingerie, in the middle of the day, is sexy as well.

MAN I love being married............

[Spider]

Little tip for you fellas who think cooking naked is sexy and wanna attempt so for your wife! Don't make bacon!

[Meyvon]

Originally posted by Spider
Little tip for you fellas who think cooking naked is sexy and wanna attempt so for your wife! Don't make bacon!

lemme guess...either you are Male and tried it....

or you are female and had someone try it for you....

[Manitou]

The sexiest thing I ever saw a woman do was the day this drop-dead gorgeous woman stood before me in a beautiful white dress, pulled her veil back, looked me in the eyes, and from the depths of her soul breathed two words followed by three more:

"I do... I love you."

I will never have another moment ever in my life that took my breath away like that one.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Manitou
The sexiest thing I ever saw a woman do was the day this drop-dead gorgeous woman stood before me in a beautiful white dress, pulled her veil back, looked me in the eyes, and from the depths of her soul breathed two words followed by three more:

"I do... I love you."

I will never have another moment ever in my life that took my breath away like that one.

Awww!!!

:tear:

But seriously, back on topic, this thread is for flames! :rolleyes:

[Sputty]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Awww!!!

:tear:

But seriously, back on topic, this thread is for flames! :rolleyes:
And young arousal. Take your sick "love" somewhere else!
/me drops his pants and starts yelling stuff

[simba]

Originally posted by Sputty
And young arousal. Take your sick "love" somewhere else!
/me drops his pants and starts yelling stuff
oh.... u were the one in squeekys pants! :eek:
;)

[Sputty]

Originally posted by simba
oh.... u were the one in squeekys pants! :eek:
;)
No, but I was under in his bed while he slept

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

that "Whaa???" pic could come in any time about now....:rolleyes:

[Hamma]

Nice mani :D