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Squeeky
2003-09-20, 12:54 PM
My last meal

3 IBC Rootbers
4 Shirly Temples
Snickers Pie
Slice of cheesecake
Triple bacon cheeseburger
Extra salted french fries
Assorted sushi
Oreo Milkshake
Fettuci Alfredo
Large bowl of clam chowder
Hot mansechs from bubba


BTW, I never really knew prison systems did this. I always thought it was some kind of joke, or rumor or something :huh:

But apparently it is real
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

thread idea and link shameless stolen from TW�

Zodiac
2003-09-20, 01:03 PM
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statistics/deathrow/drowlist/crawford.jpg

Twelve beef ribs, three enchiladas, chicken fried steak with cream gravy, crisp bacon sandwich, ketchup, a loaf of bread, cobbler, three Cokes, three root beer, French fries, and onion rings"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i would have the same

xuur
2003-09-20, 01:09 PM
a case of exlax.

when they fry me, they're gonna have quite the mess on their hands.

that'll show 'em.

Zodiac
2003-09-20, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by xuur
a case of exlax.

when they fry me, they're gonna have quite the mess on their hands.

that'll show 'em.

i burst out loud, laughing at that, IRL :lol:

Otis
2003-09-20, 01:18 PM
One word,

Pizza

Squeeky
2003-09-20, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Zodiac
i burst out loud, laughing at that, IRL :lol:

haha same here :rofl:

TheRegurgitator
2003-09-20, 03:40 PM
All sorts of candy

VashTheStamped
2003-09-20, 03:46 PM
i would have......
DONUTS and popcorn!!
popcorn:
and mabe some spam....lol :spam:

Zodiac
2003-09-20, 03:50 PM
i had a spamburger two days ago. yum :D

simba
2003-09-20, 05:41 PM
spam dont look very tasty.

last meal would be pork and potatoes, that is the pwnage, + lotsa coke.

Khronos
2003-09-20, 06:53 PM
bawls + ramen.


actually i dunno, im not planning on getting the death penalty anytime soon :brow:

eXoSloth
2003-09-20, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
My last meal

3 IBC Rootbers
4 Shirly Temples
Snickers Pie
Slice of cheesecake
Triple bacon cheeseburger
Extra salted french fries
Assorted sushi
Oreo Milkshake
Fettuci Alfredo
Large bowl of clam chowder
Hot mansechs from bubba


BTW, I never really knew prison systems did this. I always thought it was some kind of joke, or rumor or something :huh:

But apparently it is real
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

thread idea and link shameless stolen from TW�

After eating all that shit you would prob. drop dead on the spot and they wouldn't have to kill you

JetRaiden
2003-09-20, 07:19 PM
all-you-can-eat italian buffet. I'll just sit and eat there forever. they'll never get to put me down. :D

321
2003-09-20, 07:21 PM
Never herd that they take this stuff before. And why do they post them on their website? So the public could see.

ViperGTS
2003-09-20, 07:21 PM
I would have 2 mc donlads double chesse bugger two orders of fries bbq suaces and a lard lemonade...

321
2003-09-20, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Vipergts1587
lard lemonade...


:D

Sentrosi
2003-09-20, 09:08 PM
Muff Burger, side of thighs.

Make it a double.

Thrik
2003-09-20, 09:14 PM
Is it just me that finds it kind of fucked up how we can freely view the last meal requests and information of people on death row?

Everay
2003-09-20, 09:24 PM
you all didnt know a last meal is real? wow.....

well, i think id eat till i busted, either that, or just eat till i had my fill so i could die feeling confertable, like not bloated and stuff. prolly fried fish, or some good mexican food, Cesadias, and lots of hot sauce, Barques root beer (it is the best root beer) and mabey a oreo Malt to top it off.

BTW your family gets to eat your last meal with you

JetRaiden
2003-09-20, 09:27 PM
your family gets to come? wow....thats gotta be a little awkward...

"Sooo....how was your day?"

"It was ok...I got my toothbrush stolen and my cellmate beat me up...O well, I'll be dead and 20 minutes anyway..."

Everay
2003-09-20, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Thrik
Is it just me that finds it kind of fucked up how we can freely view the last meal requests and information of people on death row?

oh and one more thing, STFU, read what they did and then give a fuck


and raiden, in death row, your in a cell by yourself

Thrik
2003-09-20, 09:29 PM
Is there really any need to flame me? I simply stated that I found it a little fucked up that we can freely view this stuff.. there's no need for you to go off at me. Grow up.

Everay
2003-09-20, 09:33 PM
did you read about their crimes? you find it right that we should care about rights of those that commit acts of murder, or rape and murder, or other things, i think you should grow up.

how about this example, this guy killed his wife, his wifes mom and his sister just to steal some valuables to sell off to get some more dope to shoot up.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statistics/deathrow/drowlist/galamore.jpg

and im supposed to give a shit that others can read what they ate for their last dinner?

Thrik
2003-09-20, 09:42 PM
I'm not asking you to care, as I myself don't. I just find it a bit dodgy that we can view this stuff. I'd have thought it'd be confidential or something - not on a website.

And don't even dare tell me that I need to grow up, you're the one hiding behind Mr. Internet and telling people to "Shut the fuck up" for no reason whatsoever. I'd love to see you do that in real life. :D

Everay
2003-09-20, 09:43 PM
i think your behind a computer as well

Squeeky
2003-09-20, 09:45 PM
Hey everay, how bout you don't flame him, thx.

Revenant
2003-09-20, 09:56 PM
Just ate big meal :sick:, read thread :doh:, don't feel so well..... :sick:

Flammey
2003-09-20, 10:43 PM
My last meal?

Japanese food, Chinese food, and Thai food. Cooked by my Mom. That's what I'd have.

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-21, 01:18 AM
Big Mac Suppersized.:)


Or Sea Food, Italian Food, 1st grade lunch food (PB&J sandwitch), etc....

Doppler
2003-09-21, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by Thrik
I'm not asking you to care, as I myself don't. I just find it a bit dodgy that we can view this stuff. I'd have thought it'd be confidential or something - not on a website.

And don't even dare tell me that I need to grow up, you're the one hiding behind Mr. Internet and telling people to "Shut the fuck up" for no reason whatsoever. I'd love to see you do that in real life. :D

It's an intresting debate, pulling myself aside from the who's virtual penis is bigger debate for a moment let me give you this perspective.

As a government employee and a servicemembmer so much of my personal information is available to the public record upon request it's really not even funny. With my name and service number you can find out where I live what I'm paid what security clearance I hold, and prior or pending convictions or disciplinary actions civilian or military, if you do a little digging you can also find out my credit history and to a lesser extend my medical history.

I am a full fledged serving citizen, by simply accessing the chowhall menu you can easily access much more then what I ate at the chowhall this morning. So why does it so concern you that what a non citizen (i.e. a convicted felon) did on their last day is a matter of public record.

I am a firm believer in the death penalty. I believe that carried out quickly and fairly it is a wonderfull deterent to crime, we can argue statistics all day but I know that that person will never hurt anyone ever again.

Having said that it's a amtter of balancing the fairness witht he quickness. It takes 10+ to execute someone, many of whom for a crime done in 10 seconds. this is unacceptbale.

As to my last meal I whould have popeye's chicken and bisquits. Spaghetie with meat sauce and mushrooms and mountain dew. Although I could be eaten unleavened bread and water so long as I spend my final moments in the company of my family.

Flammey
2003-09-21, 10:12 AM
I think we should do like in the movies. Ban them to an island somewhere, give them weapons, and let them fend for them fucking selves. If they can't get their own food, then fuck them. Let them starve to death. betcha there will be inmates killing inmates to eat.

GonePostal
2003-09-21, 11:02 AM
id get a case of yingling black&tan get shit faced


and if they didnt allow that id have some biscuits and gravy

Doppler
2003-09-21, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Flammey
I think we should do like in the movies. Ban them to an island somewhere, give them weapons, and let them fend for them fucking selves. If they can't get their own food, then fuck them. Let them starve to death. betcha there will be inmates killing inmates to eat.

Please tell me your kidding. lets assume your not for a movement and try and hit up all reasons why this is screwed up.

1) Giving prisoners weapons. This is always a no no I dont care if their confined to the moon.

2) Patrolling the island. Concievably a naval presence large enough to keep the island patrolled could cost more then the land based guards of a traditional prison.

3) Is this situation permanent? So there is no chance of parole? Why not save time and kill them.

4) If new evidence comes up how do you retrieve exonerated criminals? This is the primary argument for extendent confinement as opposed to execution.

5) Betcha inmates whould be killing inmates to eat? Two questions really A) if dead inmates was your goal from the first place? B) Do you need to unplug for a while?

Nimbus
2003-09-21, 12:41 PM
Laura Bush
Lets see them pull that off.

Everay
2003-09-21, 01:37 PM
someone watched too many escape from blah movies, and i do remember a execution system where they would execute so efficently(...) that it would only take a average of 10 days or so before they got to the prisoner. they shut that down

EarlyDawn
2003-09-21, 02:31 PM
Wow, they're really into Dr. Pepper. Interesting.

Zodiac
2003-09-21, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by LNS0388
Wow, they're really into Dr. Pepper. Interesting.

:lol: indeed

Everay
2003-09-21, 03:08 PM
yea, i went through it all, and only one or two guys wanted Big red, i mean, id want big red, as the drink for my last meal

EarlyDawn
2003-09-21, 03:10 PM
I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this, but what's Big Red?

Everay
2003-09-21, 03:11 PM
no flame from me, its my favoret drink, its red, and it tastes good. its also the name of a cewing gum i like.

Searo
2003-09-21, 04:09 PM
I'd ask for a gun, a big gun.

"Yeah, I eat metal all the time."

Bighoss
2003-09-21, 05:37 PM
I'd ask for some outragously expensive meal, if I couldn't have that, I would ask for 1 ton of ground beef so I could throw raw meet balls at people all night long!!!

AztecWarrior
2003-09-21, 08:03 PM
Someone asked for a bag of jellybeans :rock:

But seriously, I'd have the most fucking exotic, expensive, outrageous meal ever. All the ingredients you CAN'T find in the US.

Everay
2003-09-21, 10:11 PM
yea, like a truffle pie, a truffle pizza, a truffle taco a truffle milkshake and umm, Truffles? Truffle is the only thing i know you cant find in america

Indecisive
2003-09-22, 12:19 PM
285 Offender Information Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee

253 Offender Information
Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

Lol we got some funky requests..


ROFL

209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace


55 Offender Information Santana Carlos 695 03/23/1993 Justice, Temperance, with Mercy


54 Lincecum Kavin 832 12/10/1992 Declined last meal

^^wts why would you decline?

Mtx
2003-09-22, 02:02 PM
Maybe he wasn't hungry. When you're worried and scared like that food isn't such a priority to your mind.

My last meal would be a jug full of morphien. Heh... I wouldn't feel a thing.

While I'm talking about that, if you ever have a family member in the hospital and they put that person on a morphien drip.. stay with them. They'll die within the next few days.