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JetRaiden
2003-09-25, 09:07 PM
Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done?


Me? Well, alot of things, but the worst was probably paintballing up a house last year for halloween, and found out it was my principal's house. Got arrested and did about 2 hours at the police station.

Everay
2003-09-25, 09:12 PM
set a fence on fire

Zodiac
2003-09-25, 09:15 PM
everay, i just noticed the end of your sig :rofl:

Everay
2003-09-25, 09:20 PM
if you make that MSPaint pic you WILL die

Zodiac
2003-09-25, 09:24 PM
:lol:

Onizuka
2003-09-25, 09:46 PM
OMG MUST I LIST IT:

ive nearly set my friends house on fire via the gase pipe right under the place on the driveway where we were making a bonfire about 3 years ago.

I had a panic attack in the car, and accidentaly hit neutral and the car coasted until ramming into a ditch.

I refused to take certain substances from certain people thusly getting "owned"

I was dared to shove a klodike bar up my ass for 5 bucks... ouch.

I set my ass on fire by lighting my methane (that was when i was stupid)

I kept setting down a pencil over and over in front of a teacher, and i got in trouble! :grr:

I lit my foot on fire

I lit my old comp on fire accidentaly

Im not a risky person anymore, all those things are at least 9 months old.

EDIT: also my intoxicated cousin shoved me off a 2nd story balcony onto a sofa.... i hit metal. big big bruise. that was dumb on my part for being with him on a second story balcony.

Derfud
2003-09-25, 09:52 PM
Clicking on this thread.












:P

Actually, I dont do much that isn't on a computer, but once I jumped into a bush full of spikey thorns. Another time I was copying the unused WinXP CD-keys that were foolishly printed on the sides of cases at my school.

Paingiver
2003-09-25, 09:53 PM
I set my ass on fire by lighting my methane

:lol: :lol: :lol: :furious: :O_O:

Onizuka
2003-09-25, 09:55 PM
yeah luckily i barely got burned, just a little redness.

Sputty
2003-09-25, 09:58 PM
I put my genitals into a blender. For you mere humans that would be agony but since my genitals are super strong it felt good

OneManArmy
2003-09-25, 10:01 PM
two years ago I became interested in a game called Planetside

Onizuka
2003-09-25, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by OneManArmy
two years ago

!!! i became interested in like march...

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-09-25, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Everay
if you make that MSPaint pic you WILL die


Thx for the idea!

Everay
2003-09-25, 10:22 PM
uh oh, well hurry up and rezz that thread

Setari
2003-09-25, 10:29 PM
Well it's not really dumb but i hit myself in the head with a golf club yesterday..

I've walked into many doorjams just randomly

I accidentally poured spaghetti sauce on some cantelope once because i had a bowl of pasta sitting right next to it...

Otis
2003-09-25, 10:35 PM
2 things

1) One time I had an M120 (Big fire cracker) and thought. "I wanna see it explode in the air, so when I light it I'm gonna wait a few seconds then throw it strait up." I lit it, waited, started to throw it, BAM
My entire right hand went numb and after 2 minutes it turned purple. I still don't have complete feeling so every now and then my friends will poke my hand (close pin or something) and I don't even feel it.

2) Every once and a while I like to do some neighborhood destruction, egging, paintballs, whatever. Well, I went one night with somebody I just met, he was pretty cool and I invited him on this little fun. I make these little "bombs" with a 20oz bottle, Snow-Bowl toilet bowl cleaner, and aluminum foil. What you do is put in the foil, then add the snow-bowl, shake, and run. Well we were gonna put it on somebody's front porch. We got up there, poured in the fluid, I shook it, then ran. After a minute or two it's supposed to burst VERY loudly. The dumbass that I am decides, "I don't think I shook it enough" so I ran up to it. I picked it up and began to shake the bottle. The bottle exploded right in my hands, burning my skin, the dude took off, and I was met by an old man with a 22. I swear to god I thought he was gonna shoot me. He kept me there and called the cops. Second time in hand cuffs. I learned a very important lesson from this, DON'T GET CAUGHT!

Edit: Damn herbal medicine!

Squeeky
2003-09-25, 10:41 PM
Way too many to name.

During my online career?

Hmm...in no particular order

1. Joining {BOHICA} (Not a flame, was a personal mistake so chill)
2. Getting myself kicked from CDL
3. Leaving my PlanetSide CD's at my Dad's :mad:
4. I regret alot of post's i've made :ugh:

That's all i can think of now.


In real life?

Well, i slammed another kids into a curb and split his head open when he threatened me and charged at me. But i got the short end of the stick, when his brother (16) caught up with me and beat the shit out of me. I'm now on probation for battery and i have to serve 30 hours of community service :(

JetRaiden
2003-09-25, 10:42 PM
I've been caught plenty of times. luckily its by different police districts so I start off clean every time! but damn those state police...

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-25, 11:19 PM
1. Go off the school roof on my bike.
2. Jump off my friends roof onto his trampolene(sp)
3. Open the door at the teacher lounge atnight-when the alarm was set. (well i dind't open the door but my friend did when i was there
4. Somehow broke a skoolbus back window with my backpack
5. Broke a rear window of a car with a magnet (i dont know how the hell did it happen, i just put it on the wndow and it like shattered)
6. Slid down a 20 foot hill going just about verticle.
7. tipied(sp?) a police vehicle (:lol: the Blazer looked funny wrapped in white)
8. Got drunk and somehow made it by my parents without being noticed that i was walking funny.
9. Got in a fight in San Fransisco. (it hurt)
10. Came here.

I'll post more later.;)

Onizuka
2003-09-25, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by BUGGER�GHO�T

8. somehow made it by my parents without being noticed that i was walking funny.


wish that would have worked for me..... :(

1024
2003-09-25, 11:41 PM
Meeting jetraiden and letting him take leadership of the 1AD after Ed left. :p

Everay
2003-09-26, 12:32 AM
what ^ Said

1024
2003-09-26, 12:35 AM
haha. i think i would have brought the 1AD to the top :D ;) :p

Everay
2003-09-26, 12:46 AM
pfft, i wouldve. you know, we might be doing it again, but different this time

1024
2003-09-26, 12:49 AM
...huh? :huh:

Everay
2003-09-26, 12:55 AM
shh, we got a plan and all, IM me on AIM one of these days, ill tell ya all about it

1024
2003-09-26, 01:10 AM
um...right...oh yeah....the...plan.... :rolleyes:

heh, IM me i dont got ur sn. Me = tentwntyfour

Everay
2003-09-26, 02:23 AM
Mine is Everay92

Mtx
2003-09-26, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by Squeeky

2. Getting myself kicked from CDL



Wow.. youknow.. you are the first person I have ever known to actually get kicked form that team. Seriously.. you must really suck.

;)


The dum,best thing I ever did was say "I do" because people like me don't get married. We just fuck a lot.

Squeeky
2003-09-26, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by Mtx
Wow.. youknow.. you are the first person I have ever known to actually get kicked form that team. Seriously.. you must really suck.


You could say that :tear:

Nimbus
2003-09-26, 10:17 AM
ohhh...lets see.
I moved out on my own without having a stable job.
My roomie was worthless (quit his job because he didn't feel like working)
I got a credit card once.
Had sex with my best friend (we haven't really been able to talk to each other since)
Moved into a house her dad had for rent (we actually repaired the house and now he's blaming us for all the damage the previous tenants left that we didn't fix)

Hamma
2003-09-26, 12:36 PM
I've done allot of dumb things unfortunatly.

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-26, 07:03 PM
You got caught jackin by 1024, made squeeky with no admin powers but he's still apart of the staff (wait thats a good thing:p ), made this website.:D ......wait thats a good thing too........kinda:D

JetRaiden
2003-09-26, 07:50 PM
Had sex with my best friend (we haven't really been able to talk to each other since)


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! thanks for the good laugh.


Meeting jetraiden and letting him take leadership of the 1AD after Ed left.

hey shut up I think I did a pretty good job. and YOU'RE the one who resigned in disgust in the first place!

Everay
2003-09-26, 08:00 PM
yea....but, i mean, you were never on, and i practicaly had to wait to talk to you before i could make a decision, which all of them you agreed to.

Febnon
2003-09-26, 09:44 PM
lauched a firework at a neighbors house going through window, exploding in three year olds playroom, we blamed it on a group of passing druggies :)

Otis
2003-09-26, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Squeeky
Well, i slammed another kids into a curb and split his head open when he threatened me and charged at me. But i got the short end of the stick, when his brother (16) caught up with me and beat the shit out of me. I'm now on probation for battery and i have to serve 30 hours of community service :(
:rofl: OMG, and you said that guy Spider's stories were unbelievable?

Sputty
2003-09-26, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Febnon
lauched a firework at a neighbors house going through window, exploding in three year olds playroom, we blamed it on a group of passing druggies :)
:thumbsup:

WildEagle
2003-09-26, 11:40 PM
1.sot my cousin with a be be gun
2.killed a cat with a paintball gun(how did i know it was old?)
3.meet this girl named Leyla
4.almost caused a forest fire
5.break a window playin hacky sack
6.Reaper and I threw pinecones at our classmates and I accindentall hit a first grader
7.Join PSU j/k

Nimbus
2003-09-27, 10:27 AM
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Had sex with my best friend (we haven't really been able to talk to each other since)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! thanks for the good laugh.

Your welcome. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Well, most stupid ideas seem good at the time don't they?
Doesn't bother me much anymore though.

JetRaiden
2003-09-27, 09:33 PM
well guys, i have a new one. earlier today, i was trying to cut a bagel with a knife. the knife slipped and went right into my hand, cutting a vital nerve, which made me lose function in my ring finger. i rushed to the hospital, where they drugged ne up and did a 2 hour surgery to reconnect it. now i have to go to a rehabilitation center for 6 weeks. i just back from the hospital about 10 minutes ago. please dont ask too many questions, its really hard to type. :D

Indecisive
2003-09-27, 09:52 PM
Horney mindset > Sane mindset

In most cases

Everay
2003-09-27, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by JetRaiden
well guys, i have a new one. earlier today, i was trying to cut a bagel with a knife. the knife slipped and went right into my hand, cutting a vital nerve, which made me lose function in my ring finger. i rushed to the hospital, where they drugged ne up and did a 2 hour surgery to reconnect it. now i have to go to a rehabilitation center for 6 weeks. i just back from the hospital about 10 minutes ago. please dont ask too many questions, its really hard to type. :D

:lol: see raiden thats what you get for laughing at anothers sorrows

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-27, 09:57 PM
I almost did that to my little toe, well...actually almost cut the damn thing off.

I was cutting something in the kitchen doing the samething execpt with a loaf of bread. After i was done cutting i put the knife down right? Well somehow, i fell, and hit my foot. I was like wts? So i looked down to find the non cutting side of the knife right by my little toe. I was like wow.



Now i wear boots when i cut food.:p

GonePostal
2003-09-27, 10:08 PM
ive done some pretty stupid stuff, just to see how far i could take it


but the worst was metal shop class and my thumb, they had to reattach it and it was so worth the painkillers i got

Navaron
2003-09-27, 10:11 PM
Dumbest thing I've ever done?


Probably your sister.

GonePostal
2003-09-27, 10:12 PM
:eek:

thats rape

JetRaiden
2003-09-27, 10:29 PM
Now i wear boots when i cut food.


:lol:

I also have a fear of bagels now,

Zodiac
2003-09-27, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Dumbest thing I've ever done?


Probably your sister.


:lol: nav

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedscarface.jpg

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-27, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Dumbest thing I've ever done?


Probably your sister. You sure that wasn't my mom, they both look alike.


.....:eek: are you my long lost father?!?!?!?!

OmnipotentKiwi
2003-09-27, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Dumbest thing I've ever done?


Probably your sister.

:rofl:

Nav is great.

MilitantB0B
2003-09-28, 12:19 AM
Put my hand through a plate glass window trying to avoid being stung by a wasp.

Once I was walking the halls of my school and saw some chick holding a baby doll. I figured it would be funny if I ran up behind here and hit the doll on the back of its head really hard, knocking it out of her hands. I run up, she turns around, baby doll smiles at me. I nearly 'tarded up a baby. Didn't happen, but it makes me sick thinking about if it she hadn't of turned around.

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-28, 12:23 AM
:lol: ....i mean what a retard!:nono:

Onizuka
2003-09-28, 12:50 AM
ooh i just remembered something. My friend is a huge pyro (really, im serious) and i was over at his house a while ago, and he was playing with fire and caught his shirt on fire. We were right next to the pool to i shoved him in, not really sure why he didnt just jump in.

well, he cries wolf a lot, and i was turned around i believe and he yelled "im on fire" or something to that extent... i didnt believe him. He got only minor burns though.

Hes also set me on fire as well.

Nimbus
2003-09-28, 08:41 AM
Hmmm..
I think thats going to be my old man line
It's all fun and games until somebody lights your ass on fire!

JetRaiden
2003-09-28, 01:29 PM
well guys, i have a new one. earlier today, i was trying to cut a bagel with a knife. the knife slipped and went right into my hand, cutting a vital nerve, which made me lose function in my ring finger. i rushed to the hospital, where they drugged ne up and did a 2 hour surgery to reconnect it. now i have to go to a rehabilitation center for 6 weeks. i just back from the hospital about 10 minutes ago. please dont ask too many questions, its really hard to type.

o yea and the doctor said i missed an artery by 1 mm. WOO HOO! a new personal best.

Nimbus
2003-09-28, 01:47 PM
I didn't know there were arteries in your hand.....

Zodiac
2003-09-28, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Nimbus
I didn't know there were arteries in your hand.....

there arn't....

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-28, 02:47 PM
heh, dumbest thing Nimbus ever said.:D

Zodiac
2003-09-28, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by BUGGER�GHO�T
heh, dumbest thing Nimbus ever said.:D

its called sarcasm.

Onizuka
2003-09-28, 02:52 PM
oops i didnt get the sarcasm.....

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-28, 02:53 PM
ok then, dumbest thing said by BUGGER�GHO�T.:D




wait a sec....

Zodiac
2003-09-28, 03:00 PM
:p